I live on Zerg

The material of the pink-blue ribbon is very special, and it feels very resilient to the touch. Aozawa tried to pull it, making sure that it is impossible to tear off this seemingly fragile transparent ribbon with his strength.

And the powder blue metal ball with higher appearance value is even more beautiful. Unlike the previous gray metal shell, the shell of this live broadcast ball is translucent. Lan Ze would even think that it was a blue-pink fruit hard candy.

Why do the females in this world take it for granted that he likes things of this color...

Although the color is too beautiful, Lan Ze immediately picked up the live broadcast ball and walked out of the bedroom contentedly at the thought of continuing the live broadcast.

The smart home system in the kitchen is directing the electrical appliances to make nutritional supplements. In addition to the slightly beeping machine, a tall figure is standing in front of the cooking table, frying a poached egg

Lan Ze tiptoed over to help, but as soon as he entered the kitchen, he found that the height of the cooking table in this world was too high, but with the average height of the interstellar Zerg, the height of any object would be much higher.

So Lan Ze had no choice but to stand in front of the cooking table, and said a little embarrassedly: "Is there anything I can help with?"

As soon as he got close to the cooking table, Chu Ran covered his face with his hand, and his tone of voice still couldn't hear any emotion: "Stay away from here, the splashing hot oil may hurt you."

Occasionally, one or two oil stars popped up from the oil pan frying the poached eggs. Chu Ran turned the poached eggs over again, and occasionally glanced at the light screen floating in the air. On the light screen was a tutorial on poached eggs. How to make candied poached eggs that male cubs like most”

Lan Ze touched his nose in embarrassment, and had to pass a plate to Chu Ran from the side cupboard.

"This kind of thing can be done by intelligent robots."

Chu Ran glanced at him indifferently: "We must be cautious about the food of male insects."

Lan Ze shrugged and said helplessly: "Well, actually, if the cooking table is lowered, I can handle three meals a day by myself. I know you females generally don't eat food."

The energy that the females need daily cannot be provided by ordinary food, and the energy intake is mainly provided by high-concentration nutrients. Occasionally they will eat some ordinary food, but most of them just taste the delicious food after cooking.

Extremely powerful females like Chu Ran generally consume nutritional supplements, and have never been in the kitchen before raising their cubs. Although they are not skilled enough to cook food, they are very satisfied with the idea that the little males want to solve three meals a day by themselves. I think this is simply a fantasy.

No female dared to expose males to fire and electricity, and the rarity of high-level males could not stand any test.

Chu Ran put the poached eggs out of the pan on a plate and walked towards the dining room. The little worm followed him bouncingly. The two worms sat on the dining table. Chu Ran cut the poached eggs into small pieces and handed the plate to Lan Ze. As always, cherish words like gold: "Eat."

Lan Ze took the plate and forked a piece of poached egg with a plastic fork. He looked at Chu Ran for a while, and said a little embarrassedly: "I saw a live broadcast when I got up today. You gave it to me, right?"

"Yes"

"Yesterday you said you wouldn't let me broadcast live."

Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze with a serious attitude: "As your guardian bug, I don't want you to make any dangerous moves, otherwise I will confiscate it."

Lan Ze didn't get too entangled. As the saying goes, you have to eat food bite by bite, and extreme sports have to be done bit by bit, so he smiled at Chu Ran and said, "That's good, I won't do dangerous moves. , what do you think of me being a food anchor? I just eat and drink every day, but there is no danger at all!"

Although Chu Ran doesn't know much about live broadcasts, he still knows a little about food anchors. If he just tastes delicious food, there is no danger. But looking at Lan Ze's sly eyes, he always feels that this unique little bug It is absolutely impossible for the cub to settle down like this.

Lan Ze looked at him expectantly, shook his head at Chu Ran, tried his best to look like 'I'm very good', and said in a drawn out tone with his soft voice: "Are you still here?" What are you hesitating about, as a gourmet anchor, I just eat two bites, so I can't even do this, right?"

Chu Ran glanced at him, and finally nodded in agreement: "Yes."

Lan Ze blinked those harmless eyes, and said happily: "Since I'm a gourmet anchor, can I buy a small pot and a little food to put in the yard?"

Chu Ran immediately became alert: "Why did you buy a pot and put it in the yard?"

Lan Ze tilted his head, and said as a matter of course: "Of course I bought a pot for cooking. Let the robot do it for me. As for why I put it in the yard, it is of course because there are flowers and grass in the yard, and the sky is still so beautiful." Lan, isn't it a good place to eat?"

What Xiao Chongzai said made sense, as long as he didn't go to the house to expose the tiles, it wouldn't be a big deal to set up a pot in the yard for the robot to cook something.

So Chu Ran calmed down and said: "Yes, your personal terminal has been connected to the interstellar account, you can buy some toys you like, if you don't have enough star coins, tell me, I will go to deal with some things first, and I will come back in an hour."

Lan Ze gave Chu Ran a wink while biting the silicone spoon for cubs, and then giggled.

Xiaochong smiled happily, but Chu Ran looked away from him, picked up the nutritional supplements on the table and said expressionlessly: "Don't bite the spoon."

Before the words were finished, Lan Ze's eyes flashed, and Chu Ran disappeared in the restaurant in the blink of an eye.

Lan Ze put down the small spoon he was biting in his mouth, happily opened the Starworld Shopping Network on his personal terminal,

After breakfast, it was 1:[-] in the morning. Lan Ze opened the terminal to switch the interface and entered the Flash Star TV. In just one day, there were already tens of thousands of messages under his push bar, all of which were: "The bug is not here. For the first minute, I miss him"

"The second minute Xiao Chong was away, I missed him"

"The first 3 minutes when Xiao Chong was away, I missed him"

"The first 4 minutes when Xiao Chong was away, I missed him"

At the bottom of the interface, there is a long pile of missing him, and I have been thinking about the 5677th minute, and there are some pitiful messages from some female insects at the bottom.

The strong man in the real world has turned into a monster on the Internet, and it's cute when you think about it.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"The insects upstairs want Bilian, Lanze is my cutie!"

"Shut up the two bastards upstairs, Lan Ze cutie is mine, don't take it from me!!!!"

"Hehe, Lan Ze's cutie is obviously mine, she's my unique cub, she bounces around every day for me to hug and hold high."

"Who has yellow urine? Hurry up and wake him up!"

"Go away the diabetic bug, don't let him taste the sweetness!"

Lan Ze looked at the message and laughed into a ball. He continued to scroll down, and there were some pessimistic bugs in the happy message.

"Such a small worm, the guardian worm at home won't let him live broadcast."

"This time, his guardian must be pissed off. His family won't let him do this."

"Will Xiaochong come back? You can live broadcast anything, as long as you appear in the live broadcast room."

"I feel uncomfortable when I can't see the bug for a while"

Tens of thousands of messages were really hard to read. Lan Ze exited the message interface after scrolling through more than 1000 messages, opened his push bar, and wrote a copy. In the past, such things would be handled by a dedicated team for Lan Ze.

Writing a copy is not an easy task. In just a few sentences, it must be full of gimmicks, attractive enough, and rich in information.

At this time, he wrote the copy by himself, thinking about it and didn't know what to write. After thinking for a long time, he wrote—'Let's eat delicious food with Lan Ze! '

After thinking about it for a while, I feel that this copywriting is so dry that it cannot attract the attention of insects, and the most eye-catching thing in the Zerg is male insects besides war, so Lan Ze decided that Leah's males have the advantage, and changed the copywriting to—'You don't want to see the males? What did the worm eat today? '

After looking at the new copy for a few seconds, Lan Ze nodded with satisfaction and updated the information on the push bar.

Everything is ready, the personal terminal is turned on, the live broadcast ball receives the command, and the two little golden wings flap happily, and the pink-blue translucent shell is radiant in the sunlight.

The moment the push bar was updated, some female insects who had been squatting in the live broadcast room waiting for the insects immediately became excited, and they ran to tell each other, tears filled their eyes with excitement: "Oh my God, the little insects who were taken away by the police insects are back! La!"

The moment the live broadcast ball was just opened, the number of bugs in the live broadcast room had already reached more than 1, and various gifts were being brushed up non-stop, and the live broadcast room was full of colorful special effects that blinded the eyes of bugs.

The live broadcast first gave the audience an overhead shot. The blue sky was as clear as the sea, and the bright sun was shining on the emerald green lawn. A small insect cub was standing on the lawn with his hands on his hips, with a huge mouthful in front of him. ......pot? ? ?

The diameter of the pot is at least 1.5 meters. It is no problem to put the small insects in it and cook it.

The female insects squatting in front of the live broadcast room looked confused and started barrages one after another.

"Xixite specially rewarded the anchor with an interstellar mothership—what are you doing, little bug, stewing yourself in an iron pot?"

"Insect-based rewarding the anchor with a windmill - I understand the truth, but why is this pot so big?"

"The insect shell rewarded the anchor with a flying shuttle—it's not as deep as Xicht, a small flying shuttle is not a respect, but what are you doing today, little anchor, you won't really act like an iron pot stewing yourself... ...."

"The King of Soldiers and Insects rewarded the anchor with a windmill—hahahaha, it's okay to stew yourself, and the protein of insects is 6 times that of beef~"

"The following is the moment to witness the cub Lan Ze's cooking 2333333333"

A barrage of bullets drifted by, and Lan Ze smiled boldly with his hips on his hips, and made a series of crisp and tender little milk sounds——"giggle, giggle, giggle"

He immediately came to his senses and closed his mouth in annoyance, another wave of rewards was quickly swiped in the live broadcast room, and a lot of moaning monsters appeared.

Lan Ze quickly cleared his throat, tried his best to lower his voice and said solemnly to the camera: "It's impossible to stew yourself in an iron pot. This is what I'm going to stew today."

The camera turned to the side with his hand, and a 3-meter-long Boston lobster appeared in the live broadcast room in a very ferocious posture, waving its big dark red pincers.

Lan Ze continued to put his hands on his hips, and was about to introduce this big lobster that survived from ancient times and was taller than him, when a chilly voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Is this what you mean by buying a small pot and a little ingredients?"

The author has something to say: Q: Is the pot smaller or the ingredients smaller?

Answer: Aizawa Xiao>_

I wish everyone a happy Children's Day~ On this day we are all cute

~(￣▽￣～)~

Now is the time to thank you~

I am a happy dividing line ____________Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angels who voted for [Mine]: Yuer, 30718712, 1 Galaxy Kirin;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

3 bottles of Amian; 28300411, Xinyue 303, 1 bottle of Fan Hua;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!