[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

"What are you guys comparing?!!"

At that time, Zhongyuan Zhong also yelled at me like this.

To be honest, I don't know what I was comparing at that time.

Possessiveness and self-esteem were probably at work. After I felt that the 15-year-old Nakahara Nakaya seemed to be closer to Osamu Dazai than I was——I felt a little unconvinced.

At that time, I probably didn't like Chuya Nakahara yet.

But Zhong Yuanzhong was also the second most important of my few friends at that time.

The first is the small cake.

——Compared to Osamu Dazai, I was the one who met Chuya Nakahara first.

But with the appearance of Osamu Dazai, the existence of the name [Nakahara Chuya] became farther and farther away from me.The two of them always seem to have a secret to hide from me—Osamu Dazai and Nakahara are always talking in a low voice sometimes, and even their expressions become different from when they get along with me.But every time I quietly moved over, unlike the Dazai whose expression was unrecognizable, the brown-haired boy always looked at me with a little guilt hidden in his eyes.

However, as time went by, Nakahara Chuya's facial expressions became more and more proficient, just like Dazai's.

Hateful Osamu Dazai.

Don't even think about grabbing a good brother with me.

Obviously I came first.

At that time, I hummed so resolutely in my heart, but on the surface I clenched my fists and answered Nakahara Chuya's question very seriously. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

"Damn it, just wait, sooner or later I will steal your underwear too."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also choked by my words, he looked at me, and gradually became more subtle from out of breath, he pursed his lips for a moment, and finally sighed as if surrendering, "You guys have a little The shame of a girl."

I snorted, proudly puffed out my chest, raised my chin and said, "Only rookies have that kind of thing. I'm not a rookie, so I don't have it."

Dazai Osamu had a half-smile: "Really. But when I saw something I shouldn't have seen last time, Aoi-chan didn't react like that."

I was stunned by Osamu Dazai's words.

It's different from Nakahara Chu who looked puzzled like "what are you talking about?", of course I know what Osamu Dazai is referring to.

The time he told me [Chuya was unable to come with a hundred subordinates to save 300 people], he fooled me and told me to take me to do something exciting.

So I did what I did when I was a child, like lurking into Bakugo Katsuki's house. Together with Dazai Osamu, I climbed over the high wall, overcame many traps, and ran into the house of someone who seemed to be quite rich.

Osamu Dazai told me that this is a live-action game.

I didn't believe it at first.

But the very positive tone of a row of men in black who claimed to be NPCs at the entrance reassured me.

After all, Osamu Dazai looked so poor that he couldn't pay for meals, how could he have the money to hire extras.

I really believed in his evil at that time. After Osamu Dazai told me to stay in the closet for a while and he went to collect clues to clear the level, I really squatted in the closet.

Then I watched a live version of how adults fall in love with each other.

Theory is one thing, practice is another.

At that time, I was finally enlightened to the concept of differences between men and women. I squatted in the closet and sent a message to Osamu Dazai: Where are you? I'm going to come out of the closet and kill you.

Osamu Dazai, who I remarked as [Bandage Monster], quickly replied to my text message: Be patient, Aoi-chan, something bad will happen if you come out suddenly.

Me: what's wrong?

[Bandage Freak]: Think about it, if this kind of thing is suddenly interrupted, it will cause psychological shadows.

...seems to make sense.

[Bandage Freak]: And patience is also a compulsory course for becoming a hero, and Kwai-chan will often encounter this kind of thing when she becomes a hero and performs tasks in the future.

Unable to refute Osamu Dazai, I decided to be a considerate, considerate and good girl, and I will go to Osamu Dazai to settle accounts after the two people outside are over.

As a result, I fell asleep squatting in the closet.

Even when I woke up, Osamu Dazai opened the closet, put his hands in his pockets, and woke me up with a relaxed look. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

"Number 73." Osamu Dazai explained kindly, probably because he received Chuya Nakahara's puzzled gaze. His iris-colored eyes reflected the slightly astonished face of the red-haired boy, and the corners of his lips deepened a bit. There seemed to be some deep meaning in the eyes looking at me, "I think I should bring sunflower sauce, so I took sunflower sauce with me."

Although I don't know what code number 73 is for him and Nakahara Chuya, anyway, after a little bit of astonishment, the brown-haired boy's eyes darkened, and he gritted his teeth and called Dazai Osamu's name.

Osamu Dazai: "Well, Chuya, you are not interested."

I looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously: "Did you invite Chuya too?"

The black-haired boy nodded very seriously, and even showed a distressed expression, "Yes, yes, but Zhong also follows the principle that the answer will come out by himself, so he rejected my invitation. What a pity, where I am But I found something amazing."

If Osamu Dazai hadn't moved behind me very naturally while talking just now, I think Nakahara Nakama might have hit Dazai Osamu as usual now.

I thought about that bad memory, and said to Zhongya Nakahara earnestly: "It's okay, you are right not to go. Otherwise, you have to watch an adult version of Lively Color with me."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stunned for a moment, and then several crossroads popped out of his forehead, "Tai Zai Zhi, what good thing have you done?"

The black-haired boy blinked innocently, "Hey, why don't you ask me what I found?"

Dazai Osamu's words successfully made the red-haired boy's expression stagnate, his expression calmed down a little, and his tone became a little serious, "What did you find?"

Just when I was wondering why Osamu Dazai was so talkative today, the black-haired boy tilted his head and smiled innocently, "Secret~Secret~"

I think Osamu Dazai may have masochistic tendencies.

Every time he provokes Zhong Yuan Zhong, it's obvious that it's because of... Ah, could it be!

@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

I turned my face to look at Osamu Dazai with a look of sudden enlightenment, showing [so it was] in my eyes.

"Is that so, can you get Zhongye's attention if you are calm?" I nodded thoughtfully and said, "Okay, I have learned it, and I won't lose to you."

Dazai Osamu kept smiling:? ? ?

The back of my head was lightly patted by the brown-haired boy, and I immediately looked back at him with my head in my arms. It happened that Zhongya Nakahara was also looking at me with his blue eyes.

There was a slight displeasure in his tone, "No matter what Dazai Osamu misled you, forget about it."

Me: "All?"

Nakahara Chuya: "All."

Me: "I have tried my best, I think you are too difficult for me, how can you just forget it."

Chuya Nakahara: "...the VIP card for the cake shop."

Me: "I was beaten by you just now and lost my memory."

No one is going to have trouble with petit fours and money.

If there is.

It's none of my business anyway.

I gave Zhong Yuan a thumbs up, and gave him a look of [Don't worry, pay with one hand and deliver with one hand].

The ocher-haired boy showed a headache expression.

And now, at the age of 22, I am wearing a kimono, wrapped in Nakahara Chuya's black coat, and I look at Nakahara Chuya with the same headache expression.

With a look of "You are really an idiot", he moved his fingers, and the ear clip-shaped listening device next to my ear flew into his hand.With a little force from the man's two fingers, the bug shattered into pieces.

I thought about it, Ango Sakaguchi seemed to have said that as long as I smashed the bug, heroes would come to help me... But the mission is over, the heroes outside should have already evacuated.

"That's right, they've already evacuated." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind me, and I was startled, and I stepped directly to hide behind Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked down at me, then looked up at where I was standing just now, "What are you doing here?"

Osamu Dazai didn't answer Chuya Nakahara's words, but just covered his heart with an exaggerated hurt expression, "So I am such a terrible existence in the eyes of Aoi sauce?"

When I came back to my senses, I moved out from behind Nakahara Nakaya, "No, I was just taken aback by you."

Osamu Dazai nodded: "It makes sense, after all, I did something wrong."

I paused, guessing that Osamu Dazai probably saw the scene where I kissed Chuya Nakahara just now, "... When did you come?"

Osamu Dazai: "It's been here a long time ago. Naka is worthy of being a virgin. Man, even a kiss will make you blush."

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongya's eyes twitched, and his expression suddenly became terrifying, "If you talk nonsense again, I will kill you."

Osamu Dazai showed an expression of not fearing death [You are becoming angry from embarrassment], but before Nakahara Nakaya really hit him, he quickly changed the subject, "My purpose is the same as yours, just to inquire about news That’s all. I’ve come to a conclusion, aren’t you curious?”

Zhong Yuanzhong and I were also fooled very quickly: "What conclusion did you draw?"

Osamu Dazai, who has clearly grown a lot taller, and is no less childish than seven years ago, stretched out his voice: "Secret~Secret~"

I paused, and gave Zhong Yuanzhong a [it's okay, just hit him, I won't stop you from beating him even if it's against your duty as a hero] look.

Nakahara Chukai clacked his knuckles with satisfaction, intending to step forward and teach Dazai a lesson.

The black-haired man took a step back, "Just kidding, don't be so excited, Chuya."

He stretched out his hand in the windbreaker pocket, and threw it slightly towards Zhong Yuanzhong.

Chuya Nakahara subconsciously caught the object thrown at him by Osamu Dazai.

A USB stick.

"Mission No. 73, this is what I found there that time." Dazai Osamu's words made Chuya Nakahara's expression freeze for a moment, and the black-haired man's eyes did not stay on Chuya Nakahara for too long.Osamu Dazai turned to look at me, his iris-colored eyes rarely could not see the meaning of jokes, which was somewhat similar to the eyes of Osamu Dazai I saw at the hospital bed that time.

It's just that this time his smile didn't fade away, instead it showed a little more emotion that I couldn't understand, "There's no point in keeping it secret, Kui Jiang."

"No, it should be an experiment of the hapless Estoraneo family."

"Am I right?" Osamu Dazai put the outstretched hand back into his pocket, "Number 73429?"

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