[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

Having said that, you must have noticed that I used the word "again".

This also means that it is not the first time that I have kissed forcibly, and Zhongyuan Zhongye.

Chuya Nakahara is not an enlightened person, at least he didn't take the initiative to kiss me before me.

But before that, I secretly kissed him many times, when he was eating, when I was trying on clothes and accidentally fell asleep... when I lost a bet with Osamu Dazai.

"I deeply remember that before I confirmed my relationship with Nakahara, I was obsessed with playing dice with Osamu Dazai.

I don’t know if Dazai Osamu is the luckiest guy in the world blessed by God or he’s cheating, anyway, after I saw his three sixes in a row, I’m ready [Feng Xiao Xiao Xi Yi Shui Han, Strong Man Once gone, never returned] I have lost all my belongings to him.

I'm not interested in the whole family of sunflower sauce. "At that time, the smiling black-haired boy Osamu Dazai in front of me was pointing his finger at the table. He seemed to have forgotten that he was pretending to be a patient with a broken bone. He propped up his chin with the other hand that was in a bandage. "After all, Kui Jiang's last bill hasn't been paid yet. "

Filled with righteous indignation, I slapped the table and said, "It's not that you always credit me for the meal every time you finish eating."

Osamu Dazai immediately made an expression that was too windy to hear clearly.

I can't do anything with Osamu Dazai.

But I'm not the type to break a bet casually.

Playing dice and ruining life——After changing my profile picture to a non-mainstream portrait from the previous era and posting non-mainstream famous quotes that I can't even understand myself, I have already practiced the magic of being shameless and invincible.

Me: "So what do you want me to do?"

Osamu Dazai leaned over the table with an inscrutable look, and whispered something in my ear.

I was so scared that I almost fell off the stool.

Dazai Osamu was very happy to see me panicked.

The temperature of my cheeks rose uncontrollably, and even my voice involuntarily became louder, "I, you... No, no, this won't work, this is already harassment."

Osamu Dazai: "What if it was me?"

I half-believed and asked back: "Has your latest hobby turned into this kind of thing?"

Osamu Dazai: "If it were me, Aoi-chan wouldn't look shy at all. My charm is not as good as that little guy's. It's so sad."

Although he said really sad words, the arc of the black-haired boy's lips under my eyes was a bit deeper, and his iris-colored eyes were shining with interest.

"So, it's a pity." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and raised a finger, as if he was explaining a question seriously, "It must be that little guy, otherwise the game will lose its fun."

Although I don't know where the fun of this game is, I know how to write the four words willing to bet and admit defeat.

...but that doesn't contradict me not wanting to be a pervert. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

So before fulfilling this bet, I stood at the bewildered boy with brown hair and asked very seriously, "Would you like to be kissed by me?"

At that time, Zhong Yuanzhong also successfully interpreted the embarrassment of being choked by his own saliva. He coughed for a while, and his face was probably slightly pink because of the lack of oxygen due to coughing.He didn't know when he started wearing the black choker, which made his neck graceful and slender, and the ocher-haired boy's Adam's apple rolled up and down, with an unbelievable look, and the words almost roared out, "You, you What inexplicable things are in the guy's mind again!!"

I thought he didn't hear what I was saying clearly, so I said it again very patiently, "I asked if you would like to be kissed by me."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked by me.

His brows were first frowned, and his fair neck was a little red. He couldn't answer my words for a long time, and he didn't know what Wuzi was thinking.But after a while, his frown was relaxed, his expression returned to calm, and his voice was no longer flustered, but there was some gnashing of teeth, "You bastard, are you talking to Dazai again?" What game does the mackerel play?"

At that time, I showed an expression of "How do you know?"

Nakahara Nakaya turned his head and lowered his head slightly, then turned to look at me again, "Didn't I tell you to stay away from Dazai?"

I replied naturally: "Although Dazai sometimes needs a beating, it's still quite fun, and he looks very idle."

Central Plains was also taken aback.

While he was in a daze, I asked again, "Speaking of which, what have you been up to lately?"

Not long after I met Osamu Dazai, I noticed that Chuya Nakahara seemed to be resisting the matter of stepping into Saibo Street. I don’t know why, he didn’t seem to be going to tell me, and I didn’t have the nerve to ask. .

Anyway, I was not interested in Saibo Street.

What interests me is my good brother Chuya Nakahara at that time.

So I don't have any objection to playing in another stronghold - but, the number of times I can find Chuya in the Central Plains has become less and less as time goes by.

Sometimes when I meet Osamu Dazai in the game hall, that guy solemnly uses [Chu also accidentally fell from the eighth floor and went to the hospital] [Chuya and his 300 subordinates shoulder the mission of saving [-] people So I can’t get away] and other reasons to explain why Zhongya Zhongye is not there.

Anyway, I didn't believe it at the time.

I even made a bold statement to that smiling guy Osamu Dazai [You can't lie to me, if there are a hundred subordinates in the Central Plains, I will live broadcast the old disco dance on Tokyo Tower].

But after my 22-year-old me knew the identity of Nakahara Chuya... Now that I think about it, it's lucky that Dazai doesn't remember.

……Bar.

Hearing my question, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked away from me with some guilt, "I-I'll tell you later."

After he finished saying this, he roared again full of momentum, "You bastard, don't keep changing the topic!"

I was almost deceived by Zhongya Zhongya's aura, but after showing approval for three seconds, I frowned and asked again, "Hey, isn't the topic not about whether you want to be kissed by me?" ?”

I showed a condemning look, nodded and said to Nakahara Chuya. "It was you who changed the subject, but you actually said I changed the subject."

Zhong Yuanzhong was probably surrounded by me, he choked for a while, and then clicked his tongue, "Tch, just ignore him for this kind of game."

I shook my head sadly, and replied in an old-fashioned tone, "Young man, you don't understand, that guy Dazai will definitely publicize my rebellion, and no one will play dice with me at that time."

Nakahara Chuya: "...so why are you so obsessed with playing dice?"

Me: "I don't know either, but don't worry, based on my perception of my own 3-minute popularity, maybe I won't be interested next week."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Seeing that he was silent, I continued to explain, "Dazai said that it doesn't matter where you kiss, you can also kiss with your own hands. Would you like to lend me your hand?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also pursed his lips and said nothing.

I was puzzled for half a minute, and then I realized that it seemed a little strange to do it myself.

No matter how you think about something like a hand kiss, it is an action that a gentleman makes to a beautiful princess.

But I think Chuya Nakahara's beauty will definitely be able to overthrow the unknown princess and succeed.

Hey, it seems to be off topic again. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

I continued to discuss: "It's okay, considering you have lost money, I can let you kiss me back. If your girlfriend minds in the future... yes, what if your girlfriend minds in the future?"

Zhong Yuanzhong must have endured it for a long time, some clear veins appeared on the back of his hand, and his voice was squeezed out word by word from the back molars, "You don't always think about these unreasonable things, you idiot !"

I looked at him in shock, "Are you so unconfident in yourself? Don't worry, just because you look like this, there must be girls who like you, like me very much."

I think what I said was probably too reasonable.

Zhongyuan Zhongya was silent for a full minute this time.

In the last second of this awkward 1-minute silence, I finally recovered from my triumphant theory and found that my words seemed to be a little ambiguous.

I was going to explain [Don’t get me wrong, I regard you as a good brother], but Nakahara Chuya was one step ahead of me, turned his face slightly, and said slowly, “There will be no next time, do you hear me clearly? .”

I was stunned for a while before realizing that Zhong Yuan Zhong actually agreed with me to kiss him.

Even though cheek kissing is common in Western culture, it's kind of weird to do it to [my good brother Chuya Nakahara].

So I decided to make a quick fix.

"Look here, slug."

Dazai Osamu's voice of wanting to be beaten came from my right back, and the red-haired boy who was full of excitement suddenly turned his head with a ferocious expression.

I feel that Osamu Dazai is my nemesis - when I brushed Chuya Nakahara's lips, I had no love for me and confirmed this fact in my mind.

The blue eyes of the red-haired boy who realized that he had fallen into Osamu Dazai's tricks widened slightly. He seemed to be frightened, and he jumped back abruptly, pulling away from me.

I replied resignedly, "Well, if your girlfriend beats me to death in the future, I won't fight back."

Although I didn't do it on purpose, it seems that it was indeed my fault when Zhongyuan Zhong didn't agree.

Nakahara didn't answer my words either, and his eyes, which were widened in shock, didn't even return to their original shape.

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai walked forward with a leisurely look, and patted my shoulder reassuringly, "It's okay Aoi sauce, if it's Aoi sauce, I believe Chuya's future girlfriend will not mind. "

He looked not afraid of death at all, and curled the corners of his lips towards Zhongye in the distance, "Is that right, Zhongye?"

I thought Zhong Yuanzhong would beat him to death too.

But to my surprise, the brown-haired boy ignored Osamu Dazai after he regained his senses, and just let the pink climb up his neck, cheeks, and earlobes bit by bit.

He coughed and turned his face away from my suspicious eyes.

Osamu Dazai: "Actually, I gave Aoi-chan another option, but Aoi-chan resolutely chose this."

Me: "No, you asked me to steal Zhongye's underwear, no matter how you think about it, you will be caught by the police."

@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Osamu Dazai snorted triumphantly, "How come, you see, I haven't been arrested and taken to the police station yet."

At the same time as my black question mark, Zhong Yuanzhong finally came back to his senses.

He clenched his fists and his knuckles creaked, "When did you bastard..."

Chuya Nakahara's words were interrupted by my condemning tone, "Damn it, you let Dazai steal your panties so readily, I have persuaded you for a long time just now."

The red-haired boy froze for a moment, and shouted angrily, "What are you comparing, idiot——!"

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The author has something to say:

[Nakahara Chuya turned his head and bowed his head slightly] What I want to express here is——At first, Chuya thought that Aoi's "Would you like to be kissed by me" was Aoi's confession, but later found out that it was a bit of a game Slightly... pity(?) and irritability

Yesterday’s update, I will double update after I go home on the 24th√

The first-person perspective question was answered in the comments before, and I will explain it again here. Both Nakaya and Aoi thought they fell in love with each other first, but in fact it was Nakaya a little earlier√

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