[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

"I think back then, I met 15-year-old Nakahara Chuya on Leibo Street. I was a chivalrous man who saved the people from fire and water. Because my beating movements were too handsome, the 15-year-old Nakahara Nakaya saw me at the first sight. ...Hey, wait for me."

I made a √ gesture with my thumb and index finger on my chin, and just when I was working hard, I imagined in my mind that I was wearing the same cool clothes in the Central Plains, and hugging a shy red-haired girl... No , boy, standing on the roof, with the cape flapping behind him, I looked up and found Nakahara Chuya and the frog head had walked five meters away.

"To some extent, senior [-] is really a strong man." Fran turned his face slightly expressionlessly, glanced at me who ran up and said, and then he retracted his gaze again, turning his curious eyes Looking at Nakahara Chuya, who was twitching at the corners of his brows, and said, "How about it, Senior Zhongyuan, Senior [-] said so."

The brown-haired boy put his hands in his coat pockets, and I seemed to hear the grinding of his molars, "Ah, if I'm like that in three years, I'd better cut it off with my own hands."

I paused, and then ran to Nakahara Chuya with a serious face.

The red-haired boy was forced to stop, stood where he was and raised his eyes to look at me.

I took a step forward and patted his shoulder heavily, and said earnestly, "You want to be more open, you are only 12 years old, you can't die young."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Hi~Senior [-]~!" The frog-headed boy actively raised his hand high, trying to speak, "I think you are the one that Senior Central Plains is referring to."

I choked up, thinking that what he said seemed to make sense.

But you can't lose face when you lose.

I haven’t taken off the Suo ring card I’m wearing, so I looked straight at the blue eyes of Chuya Nakahara in his youth very sincerely, “I believe you must not have the heart to beat me to death.”

The red-haired boy took a step back, he raised an arm to block between us, a bit of panic began to emerge between his brows, "Stupid, stupid, if you look at me like this again, I'll beat you up."

Unlike the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya, the 12-year-old Nakahara Chuya's voice still has the unique clarity of a teenager.

Ah, it seems kind of cute.

I blinked my eyes and looked at the ochre-haired boy whose cheeks were gradually turning red uncontrollably in front of him. He clicked his tongue irritably, turned his face away and didn't want to look at me, trying to cover his expression with the broken hair on both sides of his cheeks.

However, the innocent boy didn't know that even his neck turned red.

The 12-year-old Zhong Yuan is also a treasure! ! ——I found out that the Zhongyuan Zhongye in my youth was more bullying than the Zhongyuan Zhongye in my youth. I couldn't help but shouted in my heart.

For some reason, the frog-headed boy who seemed to have heard my mental activity moved his lips. Although his face was still expressionless, his tone was tinged with grief. He shook his head and said, "Senior [-] is simply All the incarnations of evil in the world, I don’t know what the expression will be when the senior from the Central Plains of this world comes back and receives the memory of you trying to bully him ten years ago.”

I straightened up immediately, the excitement on my face disappeared at the speed of light, "Will that guy remember what I did now when he comes back?"

The green-haired boy showed a [natural] look.

It took me only 0.01 second to unload the card in a very professional way, put on a mature adult expression, and said to Nakahara Nakaya who was puzzled in front of me, "Sure enough, let's go to eat first."

The way Nakahara Nakaya looked at me became a little more subtle.

"Hey, is Senior Hanazaki in [-] afraid of Senior Central Plains ten years later? It's unbelievable." The frog-headed boy deliberately opened his mouth exaggeratedly to express his surprise. stamped.

"Oh, I'm not afraid of Zhongye in the Central Plains." I snorted to express my disdain, "I just suddenly thought that in front of the two juniors, I should establish a bit of the majesty of the seniors."

"No, senior [-], please take a closer look at the expression on the face of Senior Central Plains [I don't know this guy, anyone who makes an angry move that puts me and this idiot in the same category will do it It’s the consciousness of being kicked into the center of the earth] expression.”

I:……

All right.I am indeed a little bit afraid of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

After all, the Nakahara Chuya I know, after going through all the vicissitudes (?) and going through all my means, has already practiced the damn skill of [even if I get tricked, I will come back].

Like relentlessly reminding me that I'm heavy again and it's time to lose weight, forcing me to cut off my lovely yummy bars.

wait wait wait.

I suddenly felt that the reason why the scale broke accidentally after I was on the scale was Nakahara Chuya.

At that time, I didn't know that Zhong Yuanzhong was also a person with supernatural ability, and I didn't know that his supernatural ability was to control gravity.

Although at that time I thought it was impossible for me to be so heavy that even the scale would break, it must be because of some force majeure factor.But whenever I face the fat house happy water in the refrigerator, I still can't help recalling that heartbreaking scene and the corners of Zhong Yuan's mouth twitching because of trying to hold back his laughter.

That is simply the result of Zhongyuan Zhongye secretly using supernatural powers and accidentally not controlling it well! ! !

The hateful Central Plains Chuya.

I thought he turned his face away guilty at that time because of the "see no evil" in the gentleman's law.

"If you go any further, there will be no more shops, Senior One-Five-Eight." Just as I was immersed in the resentment in my heart, I heard the sound of the frog's head behind me.

I just came back to my senses and stopped walking.

I raised my head and looked around. We seemed to have reached a relatively remote area of ​​the food street, as we hadn't noticed during the fight just now.According to my experience, among the few stores here, there are probably only...

"Do you want to eat ramen?" I looked at Nakahara Chuya beside me with bright eyes.

He choked for a moment, then responded softly and perfunctorily.

"Ah, that's the one with a super-large portion." Pushing open the glass door, the wind chime made a slight sound, and the moment the cool air of the air conditioner in the ramen restaurant rushed towards the face, the frog-headed boy said so.

I turned to him blankly and said, "Have you brought any money?"

"Hey, isn't Senior [-] treating you?"

"No, I only invited Chuya Zhongyuan."

"...too ruthless, senior."

"If you use illusion to turn money out, I'll send you to the police station."

"...Damn, what a cunning sir, Hanazaki-senpai."

I was satisfied to hear the frog-headed boy calling me back to normal, and I couldn't help but sigh at my cleverness and wit.

I suddenly remembered that I hadn't handed over the information that Rokudokoku had given me to Osamu Dazai, so I took advantage of this gap to edit a text message and sent it to Osamu Dazai, who I noted as [the source of all evil].

Zhongyuan Zhong beside him has no intention of talking, I think it may be the limit of the 12-year-old Zhongyuan Zhongyuan that he may be forced to eat together.

—I don't know how to lure him into the Port Mafia.

I dragged my chin with one hand and fiddled with chopsticks with the other hand, thinking so.

Ah, by the way, what would you do if you suddenly returned to the Central Plains ten years ago?Going to the Port Mafia too?But if that guy broke into the port mafia and said he was from ten years later, wouldn't the group of cool guys in sunglasses look at each other and start shooting?

I thought about it, if Zhong Yuanzhong also met the 12-year-old me, he would probably be mad at me at that time.

I didn’t tell Zhongya Nakahara what I was like when I was 12 years old. At that time, I was fascinated by the dark rock style of the country next door, and was taken by the teacher to the teaching office several times to write a dress review.

By the way, my aesthetic was different then than it is now.

...My crush at that time was Andawa.

But fortunately, my aesthetics officially returned to normal after I was 14 years old, otherwise I would have no face to face the frozen little angel now.

"Me heard everything, Hanazaki-senpai."

The frog head next to me said blankly.

"??? Do you mesmers still have mind readers?"

"No, Me just said it casually. After all, Hanazaki-senpai's expression like eating [beep——] is quite interesting." Fran blinked and said innocently.

I suddenly wanted him to meet Osamu Dazai.

I don't know if Osamu Dazai was pissed off by him first or he was pissed off by Osamu Dazai first.

"However, after Senior Central Plains returns, maybe the next time I see Senior Hanazaki, I will go around and go."

I turned my chopsticks for a while.

"Speaking of which, why did Senior Zhongyuan fall in love with Senior Hanazaki?"

Fran and I involuntarily looked at Chuya Nakahara sitting in the corner at the same time.

Feeling the fiery gaze, Zhongyuan Zhong also recovered quickly after being slightly stunned, and he put on a feigned fierce expression, "Huh? How would I know this kind of thing, you two idiots! "

oh.You are right.

After all, there are still three years before this Central Plains will meet Osamu Dazai and me.

"Ah, then why does Hanazaki-senpai like Zhongyuan-senpai?"

"No, it's all said that the Central Plains can chase me."

"A child who tells lies will wet the bed at night, Mr. Hanazaki."

"...Why should I tell you?" I snorted.

Why do I like Nakahara Chuya?Of course it is...

Hey, why are you here?

I frowned and thought about it.

Ah, thought of it.

I have forgotten many things that happened between me and Chuya Nakahara, after all, it was seven years ago that I fell in love with him.

I swear, I started pestering Nakahara only because he was a nice guy, and he was the only friend I had in Yokohama.

——Although he doesn't admit that he is my good friend at all.

The night in my memory was dark, and the pattering rain made the warm yellow halo of the street lights even more blurred.

At that time, I asked Nakahara Nakaya to come to Tokyo, but because I was too happy to get the hero license, I completely forgot to go to the station to find him.

The four missed calls displayed on the phone screen seemed to indicate that I would be beaten to pieces by Zhongya Zhongyuan soon.

【"Is it your boyfriend's phone?"】

Probably because my face was too pale at the time, Ashdo Sanna moved closer to me who was stiff. She glanced at the screen of my mobile phone, and her voice was faintly excited.

As soon as her voice fell, the girls who were chatting with each other immediately rushed over.

I didn't bother to correct their mistakes, so I raised my head and replied, 【"I'm going to die."】

【"Well, if you explain the reason well, your boyfriend will definitely understand."] Li Ri Ochako patted my shoulder reassuringly, 【"What kind of person is Hanazaki's boyfriend?"】@ Unlimited good writing, all in Jinjiang Literature City

【"It's a bit like Katsuki from a certain point of view."】I thought for a while and replied.

【"..."】I don't know if it's my illusion, but the expressions of Erlang, 800 million and other girls looking at me seem to have some meaning of "the strong man goes well".

Before I had time to ask for leave from the teachers, I resigned myself and rushed out of the girls' dormitory.

I don't know where Chuya Nakahara is now - after all, he is too angry to answer my phone now.

So I decided to try my luck at the station.

The rain got into my eyes several times, and I raised my hand and rubbed them vigorously.The car next to me drove through the puddle, and the splash soaked most of my clothes.

When people memorize to the extreme, they will clog their teeth even when they drink saliva.

I glanced blankly at my umbrella that was blown apart by the wind, hesitated for a while, and threw it into the trash can.

People came and went at Central Station, I looked around for people under umbrellas, but I didn't find the boy with brown hair.

Just when I thought I was going to get cold, I heard the familiar voice of Chuya Nakahara coming from behind me.

He yelled my name word by word, bitterly. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

I turned to look at him.But the brown-haired boy's eyes froze slightly when he saw me who turned around, and before I spoke, his lips moved.

The boy frowned, and his voice was a little lower than usual, "Hey, who made you cry?"

@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

--what?

I had a meal for not keeping up with Nakahara Chuya's brain circuit.

I don't seem to be crying.

Nakahara Chuya, who didn't get an answer, curled his lips, his eyes were gloomy, and he clicked his tongue irritably.

"You bastard." He took a few steps forward.

Thinking that Zhongyuan Zhong was about to beat me up, I hugged my head in fright.

And the next second, my head sank, and the pain I imagined did not come.I opened my eyes and glanced curiously at Chuya Nakahara's coat that suddenly appeared on my head.

"It's really stupid." Chuya Nakahara's voice came from above my head.

I raised my eyes and met his gaze.

I don't know if it's an illusion.I always feel that the moment I met Nakahara Nakaya's eyes, whether it was time or the falling raindrops, they all stopped.

In the night, the light of the street lamps came on bit by bit, reflecting his blue eyes more and more clearly.The boy's slightly wet ocher hair stuck to the corners of his eyes, and I saw myself in his eyes.

The revolutionary friendship between me and Zhongyuan Zhongye probably began to deteriorate from then on.

I raised my eyes and looked sideways at the 12-year-old Chuya Nakahara sitting next to me.

He happened to be looking at me too, his eyes froze for a moment when they met me, and then quickly moved away on purpose.

The wind chime at the door of the ramen shop rang again, and when the customer in a light cherry-colored kimono walked in, I raised the corners of my lips and said heartlessly.

"Probably because Chuya Chuya is quite handsome."

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The author has something to say:

*The stagnation of the rain is not an illusion. After seeing Aoi, Zhong also quietly used a supernatural power to prevent the rain from getting wet on her. Anyway, she couldn't feel the raindrops falling with the clothes on her head.However, in order to prevent the fact that I was "an ordinary person" from Aoi to be exposed, I did not use supernatural powers on the rainwater around me.

【small theater】

Suddenly ten years ago, when Zhong Yuan didn't know where to go, he saw a black shadow sneaking behind the hero who would catch fire when he turned a corner.

Zhong Ye:? ? ?Looks familiar?

(After seeing Aoi's face with smoky makeup): ...Hi Oh

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