[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

I'm Aoi Hanazaki, I'm only 22 years old, and I'm in a life crisis right now.

Two hours ago, after I said the five words "port mafia".The boyish version of Zhong Yuanzhong in front of me also looked down, and looked at me with a little more vigilance.

"Are you a member of the port mafia?" The red-haired boy's lips curled down, even the last bit of shy cuteness was replaced by full of displeasure.

I explained earnestly, "No, you're from the Port Mafia."

The air was pierced and there was a piercing buzzing sound. The attack of the red-haired boy paused for a while before reaching me, and then changed direction slightly.

I watched with a blank expression as a few strands of my blond hair were chopped off and the poor hospital bed behind me was snapped in half.

"Hello." The boy's voice lowered a few pitches, with faint anger, I looked down at him, and he happened to be looking at me, "It's very courageous to say such a thing, you."

Oh, I get it.

The Zhongyuan Zhongya in this period was probably the same as the Zhongyuan Zhongya I met when I was 15 years old. It was in a state of incompatibility with the port mafia.

So he won't believe my [girlfriend in ten years] who came out of nowhere and whose identity is questionable.

Although I don't know why Chuya Zhongya joined the Port Mafia in the first place, there are still many ways to make him believe in me.

During the days when I hung out in Leibo Street and Zhongyuan Zhongye, I also remembered the names of many members of [Yang].Although I don't know how many of them joined Nakahara Chuya when he was 12 years old, I still reported the names that I remembered one by one.

The brown-haired boy in front of me frowned after a short pause, "Why do you..."

"What's so strange about this, I also know that Jiutiao-kun will feel physically sick when he hears the word durian." I replied very calmly, "After all, when I was 15 years old, I also lived in Leibo Street A long time."

Nakahara Chuya's eyes fell on my face, he seemed to be looking for signs of my lying.

After half a minute of silence, he took a step back with a sullen expression.

Out of the corner of the eye of the teenager, we caught a group photo of us falling on the ground.It was frightened by Zhongyuan Zhongye's unexpected attack just now and let go of his hand, and slowly fell in the air.

The red-haired boy withdrew his gaze, snorted irritably, and put his hands back into his pockets.

Then he jumped out of the window.

"Ah, Senior Central Plains is gone. Don't you want to chase after him, Senior One-Five-Eight?" Fran, who was standing aside and almost wiped out his sense of existence, said suddenly. He looked lazily at the window where Central Plains Central also disappeared, He looked at me again, "However, senior [-] didn't cry out of fright just now, ah, it's different from what Master said."

"Heh, there's nothing to be afraid of such a small scene." I raised my chin proudly and said, then coughed twice and cleared my throat, and lowered my voice involuntarily, "Hey, Froghead, come and help me .”

"Huh? Why?"

"...the legs are weak."

"...As a senior, it's even more embarrassing than a foolish prince, senior [-]."

All in all, after that, I caught up with Nakahara Chuya together with the frog head who turned into my brother.After calling Ango Sakaguchi and informing him of the current situation, I followed not far behind Chuya Nakahara.

"Did Vengley's people enter the Yokohama world unknowingly?" Ango Sakaguchi on the other end of the phone spoke in a heavy tone. He muttered to himself for a while, and then hung up after saying "Don't follow me" Telephone.

I guess he's off to inform someone from the Harbor Mafia.

"Aren't you going to tell me the purpose of Liudaokuku's visit to Yokohama?" I ate my thick fish burnt while turning my face to the side [even though I was only a teenager but already two years taller than me] asked the frog-headed teenager.

"It's been said that what Master wants to do, I don't know at all."

"If you don't know why he asked you to stay in Yokohama, it must be because he didn't finish what he was going to do, so he asked you to continue... I always feel that the guy said that it was dealt with, and he was cheating on me."

"Damn it, did Senior [-]'s IQ suddenly increase?"

I slapped the boy next to me on the head with a backhand.Although the face he looks quite similar to mine after using the illusion now makes me feel a little subtle.

"Let me say it." The red-haired boy in front of me suddenly stopped, I seemed to break through the dimension wall and saw a few floating crossroads on the back of his head, he turned his head to me and the frog head with a distorted face He shouted, "If you two idiots follow me again, I'll beat you up, bastard!!"

Fran next to me was unmoved, "I told you Senior [-], you have to hide and follow."

I pushed him to the front with a blank expression, poked my head out and said to the young version of Nakahara Nakaya, "If you want to trouble him, hit him first, and I can help you fight together."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

And just when I thought I could finally send the frog head, who seemed to be the disciple of Liu Dao Mukuo, who was trying to replace me as the number one in Japan, to the sky to stand side by side with the sun, I heard a very subtle grunt in the air.

I swear that the sound was definitely not from me after I had already disposed of the two breads in the shopping bag that Chuya Nakahara brought.

It's a pity, but it wasn't the voice of Fran, who was pulled in front of me by my clothes.

It can only be...

I suddenly realized, and said to Nakahara Chuya who was frozen not far away, "Are you hungry, Chuya?"

The red-haired boy paused, and subconsciously yelled back, "Noisy, so noisy!"

Hmm, looks like I'm hungry.

And it doesn't look like he has any money on him.

Having reached the conclusion, I walked out from behind Fran, and ran up to the 12-year-old Nakahara Nakaya amidst the latter's "Aren't you afraid of being beaten up now, Senior [-]?"

Then they hugged his neck like two brothers.

Before Zhongyuan Zhongye hit me, I was quite experienced in this and equipped the [Suwang Huan] pitiful card.

Heh, what a joke, if I didn't have some cheating artifacts, how do you think I survived the big three of Jojima Inu, Bakugo Katsuki, and Nakahara Nakaya [Send you to heaven at every turn].

"I'm hungry." I blinked at Zhong Yuanzhong too.

I felt his body visibly stiffen.

"But it's boring to eat alone."

Chuya's Adam's apple twitched.

"I believe that a well-meaning Zhong will definitely not refuse the request to accompany me to have a meal."

Nakahara Chuya's sight began to drift.

"Tch, I'm in trouble," said the red-haired boy.

Starting the Zhongyuan Zhongye brand translator roughly meant that he reluctantly agreed.

I can't help feeling my ingenuity.

Of course, if you ignore the frog head behind me [Senior [-], you just tried it, and this trick is really bad, it's so bad, I can't help but feel sorry for Senior [-] The level of cunning] would be even more perfect if he made complaints about it.

Was Liu Dao Mu's brain broken at the beginning? Why did he accept such an apprentice?

@无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

"Hey, you." Just as I was thinking this, the voice of Nakahara Chuya, who was wrapped around my neck, sounded. I withdrew my attention and looked down at him, "Let me go."

Zhong Yuan also gritted his teeth.

I quickly let go.

After all, I have accumulated seven years of practical experience, and I know where the bottom line is [not to be beaten by Zhongyuan Zhongye].

"Actually, I have a name. Come on, read it after me, AOI, Aoi." I said to Zhongya Nakahara quite seriously, and spelled my name carefully by the way.

"Huh? Who wants to call your name, idiot."

"Damn it. It seems like a week of history is about to repeat itself." I said sadly.

The red-haired boy gave me a puzzled look.

"Back then, Chuya also called me one by one [hey] [idiot] [troublesome guy], but it took me a week to get annoyed that he called me Aoi." I said with my fingers, "It's called hearing and seeing. Dyeing method. Just squat at his door and yell when Zhong Ye is about to fall asleep, when he is going to the bathroom, or when he is about to take a bath."

The ochre-haired boy in front of me showed a loveless expression, he doubted his life and said, "What will I be doing ten years later..." @无限好文，全在晋江文学城

"Hey, hey, this is the live commentary for Fran. Let me translate the words of Senior Central Plains—what do I like about Senior [-] when I join the Mafia ten years later?"

If it weren't for the fact that there are so many people here, and the frog's head still bears the identity of my "brother", I would like to fight him now.

"Hey, Chuya Chuya obviously joined the mafia three years later."

"Your focus is very strange, senior [-]."

"I joined the port mafia three years later?" When I was bickering with Fran, Zhong Yuanzhong also accurately grasped the information he was most concerned about. He lowered his brows and turned his head to look at me.

I choked up for a moment, not knowing how to explain it to him, "I also only found out about the mafia you joined at that time a few days ago... Ah, by the way, don't be like the Chuya Chuya I know, That guy lied to me for seven years that he was a Mafia."

The brown-haired boy who was lost in thought paused when he heard my voice, and his expression when he looked at me suddenly became a little subtle.

I think he was probably wondering why I was cheated for so long.

This question is too difficult.I also don't know why I was able to be lied to for so long.In the seven years of my life, I never put the name [Chuya Nakahara] on the port mafia.

Who has nothing to do and wonders whether his boyfriend is a mafia.

But I wondered if he was cursed by wine in his previous life, which made his wine taste too magical in this life.

"It's really embarrassing to be a hero. Senior [-], can you actually catch up with Senior Central Plains like this?"

hateful.I can't think of anything to say against this guy.

Just when the villain in my heart was stepping on the frog doll crazily, I raised my eyes and caught a glimpse of the profile of Nakahara Chuya walking beside me.

Compared with Zhong Yuanzhong ten years later, his facial contours are a bit softer, and there is still a bit of arrogance and childishness in his eyebrows and eyes that are unique to teenagers.

and many more.

Since this Nakahara Chuya knows nothing about me and the Nakahara Chuya of this world.

Then I can make up random things.

I suddenly thought of refuting the hateful frog head's words.

The corners of my lips parted in a triumphant arc, and the brows were stained with a little pride, "Hmph, garbage frog head, I'm obviously the one being chased."

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The author has something to say:

Fran: No matter how senior [-] lied, he didn't make a draft

12-year-old Chuya Nakahara:? ? ? ? ? ?I do not believe

*This article adopts the settings that are also human in the animation version

*8.8 Earning list of thousands of words, so first send out the manuscripts for the next two days. 8.8 [-]D will be added in the evening.

By the way, I tried to push my advance collection again: "[Comprehensive] Super Power Kindergarten"

My name is Kato Momoe, and I am the director of an ordinary kindergarten.

On the first day after my ability went berserk, I found a few strange kids in my kindergarten.

First, there is the bandage monster who has the same name as a historical literary giant for some reason but always wants to commit suicide, and then there is the little Narcissus who claims to be my master at a young age and tries to buy my kindergarten.Then, for no apparent reason, the little guy with two strange lollipops stuck in his head, who always got his teachers to give him a high score of [-], parachuted into my class...

I'm starting to think that things are not going well.

Since then, on the first day of every month, there will be a child with strange superpowers in my class.

So my Little Apple Class A became——

The poor little green valley hugged the doll rabbit I gave him and ran up to me, "Report to the teacher, Xiaosheng blew up the class again, Zhongyuan-kun and Dazai-kun fought again, and Ranbu-kun won all Everyone's snacks, Akashi-kun and Atobe-kun said that it's time to buy the kindergarten and throw Ranpo-kun out..."

The silver-haired little octopus head behind me immediately held the bomb and said that he would help me solve the disaster.

……

There is no way, although I am heartless, but as a teacher, my task is to teach them to grow up to be an excellent adult.

Until later, I found out that they became adults overnight.