Let the Earth go, he's still a child

In this way, Rocky was taken away in a dilapidated small police car, charged with illegal pyramid marketing and trespassing on women's rooms, witnessed by police officer John Jones of the police department. (Martian Manhunter's identity as an Earthling) and a group of aliens such as Optimus Prime agree with Aihua's theory that "violations that occur on the earth should be handed over to the earth's legal sanctions."

Loki: "..."

Therefore, the adopted son of Odin, the honorable former second prince of Asgard, the descendant of the Frost Giant, the younger brother of Thor, the god of thunder, and the darling of his mother, the Norse god who is no less noble than the weak and rude earthlings. Only Luo Ji, Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs and let a group of stupid earthlings escort him to the local police station. Sadly, he squatted in the prison like this, and his clothes became the ecstatic black and white zebra prison uniform.

At this time, two police uncles with impatient bear faces were sitting opposite each other through the glass, holding pens in their hands and constantly poking at the paper below.One was listening to a song, the other was taking a nap, but no one was interrogating the opposite Loki.And the guy who was listening to the song couldn't help humming along when the chorus of the song began: "If the sea can take away my short and ugly..."

Loki's mouth was still stuck with the tape blessed by Wonder Woman's power, and he could only hum softly.These two dereliction of duty policemen didn't ask anything, and Loki's silver tongue was almost rusted, and it was difficult to speak in his mouth.Hurry up and interrogate, give Silver Tongue a place to brainwash you!But Loki's slight snort didn't attract the attention of the two people in front at all, and the one listening to the song even took out the nail clippers and carefully trimmed his fingers.Then he took off his shoes and started trimming his toenails, and a pungent smell of smelly feet immediately permeated the small space.It tasted so good that Loki almost got drunk.

Seeing that the two police officers had no intention of interrogating him at all, Loki could only be tied in place, quietly trying to use magic power to undo the chains that the Autobots used to restrain him.

After a while, another police officer was woken up by his partner's stinky feet. He rubbed his eyes and straightened up, then turned his head and asked, "Get off work soon."

"There is still half an hour, you can sleep a little longer." The toenail cutting officer said without looking up.

"I've been sleeping all day, and I don't feel sleepy at all. In a small remote place like ours, we don't have much to do for a year. It's boring." The dozing police uncle just ignored the other side and looked at them Loki, perhaps noticed the glaring gaze of the man who was tied up opposite him, he slammed the table and said: "What are you looking at, a stinky hooligan, wait to eat in prison!"

Seeing Loki's pupils moving, the policeman who cut his toenails lazily said: "The monitor in the interrogation room in a small place like ours has long been broken, and no one cares about what you usually do. Do you think it's okay to deal with you?" Do you use an interrogation? How can a little girl frame you? Although direct sales are not banned in the United States, pyramid marketing is also banned, and no matter whether you have done it or not, the crime of going to someone’s little girl’s house without authorization is a crime. Want to go out , let your family prepare the bail money." After finishing speaking, he continued to sharpen his toenails with a file.

That's right, Aihua's family is located in a ravine, and the unit she called the police to was naturally a police station with nothing but a small workshop.

As for bail?Loki frowned subtly, and his face returned to the previous evil. If he remembered correctly, his stupid brother with a head full of chicken legs was looking for him, and with the power of S.H.I.E.L.D. Will find here soon.Compared with this group of ignorant idiots, S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to know more from himself, and he will have plenty of opportunities to reverse it.

Thinking of this, Loki smiled strangely.

Although he has no money, he has a mysterious calm about Ji Mei.

……

Loki is still patiently waiting for Thor, planning everything for himself, but in the distant alien planet, there are already people who are dissatisfied with him, and that is the cosmic powerhouse Thanos who gave him the mind gem.The monitor reported everything that happened on the earth to Thanos, and after the latter heard the news that the mind gem was also lost, the air pressure on his body dropped sharply.He walked out of the shadows slowly, and the faint light hit his face, exposing the face that was almost like a QR code, and he didn't know what it was unless he scanned it.

There are countless Chitauri Stars under his feet. These strong men who can show off their power in one universe obey him incomparably and are willing to become slaves.After seeing Thanos get up, they all lowered their bodies even lower.

Thanos' gaze slowed down a bit, he scanned the surroundings and said, "I'm really disappointed."

"The offspring of the stupid Frost Giants, who failed to accomplish anything but failed to do so, have disappointed you. Let me take back the mind and space gems for you, my master." A servant stood up at the right time and said respectfully.

"No, it's just a weak Earth, nothing to be afraid of." Thanos looked down at the Chitauri who was kneeling on the ground, and said, "Don't worry about him, Chitauri, just send troops to Earth. I will use other methods , to send you there, I hope this time, I won’t be disappointed again.” In this vast universe, Infinity Stones are not the only ones capable of space jumping.

The Cybertronians who used to be the top planet in the universe also had this kind of technology. Most of the early Transformers could open the space bridge independently, but the distance they could jump was far from enough.Only King Kong, the ancestor of Cybertron, is the thirteen apostles of Tianzun, who can allow the entire Chitauri star warriors to enter the earth in large numbers. ... No, maybe it should be called Fallen King Kong more appropriately.Although the power of the Fallen King Kong has been greatly reduced after the Yuanzu's internal war, less than one-tenth of his heyday, it is still enough to send the Chitauri people there.

I just don't know what the price of letting him take action is to eliminate the only super leader...

(Because of the integration with the Marvel Universe, the power of the Fallen King Kong has been enhanced by me, and to be honest, the Yuanshi Tianzun, who was born from the core of the original power, created the Yuanzu King Kong who used to fight against the Emperor of the Universe, which is too weak in the movie... ...)

Undercurrents are surging in the universe, while the earth is enjoying the tranquility before the storm. The sky in the United States has been bursting with thunder recently. You don’t need to check to know that the man with the hammer has descended from the God Realm again. Every time he appears on the stage, there are sparks all the way Lightning is simply too ostentatious.After Thor came, he first rushed to S.H.I.E.L.D. to look for his younger brother. Although he was very dissatisfied and saddened by what Loki had done before, it was after all his relatives who grew up with him, and his real intention, but It's all about getting father's approval. Didn't he almost go astray?Originally, Loki fell from the Rainbow Bridge. He thought he was dead, but he didn't expect him to land on Earth.

With anger at what his brother did and the joy that he was still alive, Thor, who had been looking for a long time but was one step too late, finally got Loki's news from S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Rocky is now in this county police station and is safe and sound."

Fury pointed at the map on the big screen, and zoomed in on it with a hook of both hands.Edward sat on his right hand, sticking out his tongue and licking the lollipop.And Tony on the left lowered his head and kept moving his thumbs on the phone, and there was a sound of ding ding ding upgrading in the audio that did not reduce the volume.Looking closely, Fury's face seemed to be much darker than usual, and the hand pointing at the screen was trembling with patience to the limit. He tapped the screen vigorously and said, "This is a picture taken by a satellite."

After zooming in countless times, some blurred pixels appeared in the image, and Rocky was brutally forced into the police station with his mouth tied and his mouth sealed.

Seeing this scene, Thor, the god of thunder, said angrily: "How can you treat my brother like this! Even if he did something wrong, he should be handed over to us in Asgard!!"

Aihua, who was eating a lollipop, suddenly raised his hand. Fury froze for a moment, then nodded, and the latter quickly explained: "It turned out to be your brother, he sneaked into Diana's room invisibly, and he did something MLM."

"That's impossible!" Thor retorted without even thinking about it. Even if his younger brother did something bad, it couldn't be like this. Their mother taught them to respect women since they were young.

"Are you sure?" Edward said.

"Of course, Loki is my younger brother, I know him!" Although he has been tricked countless times, Thor still said firmly.

"I have surveillance video here." Aihua put the CD in the CD drive, and the big screen immediately appeared invisible, only the heat source light was displayed, but the figure obviously shaped like Loki entered the room full of women .Then he was first spotted by Diana, then beaten by Amazon female warriors, and finally dragged downstairs by the back collar.

Thor's upper and lower lips trembled, and he immediately said: "...Actually, he was adopted."

"..."

Suddenly I feel that it is not unreasonable for Loki to look crooked...

Aihua stood up and said: "I didn't expect that he was the one who grabbed the stone with the Decepticon, so the small police station might be in danger, although Sir thought there was something wrong with this person and followed him just in case, But I think it’s safer to put him in S.H.I.E.L.D..” After Aihua’s reminder, all the Avengers in the room stood up, and only Stark, the middle-aged Internet addict, was still bowing his head to the screen.

"I will take him to Asgard." Thor said sadly.

"I heard that the police station is a dangerous place. The little spider said that if you stay there overnight, the chrysanthemums will turn into sunflowers." Aihua clicked her chin and thought about it. She couldn't figure out what it meant after a long time.Stark and Tony in the room suddenly turned their heads to look at Aiwa, but Thor looked blank, and turned back to Fury and asked, "What do you mean?"

"... Chrysanthemum... Uh, an important organ in the human body." Fury said dryly.

"What, you're still using torture!" The horrible scene of red knives entering and white knives coming out appeared in Thor's mind, and suddenly he slammed the table in a rage, turned around and angrily broke out of the window holding the hammer.

"I have to keep an eye on it." Tony quickly got on the steel suit and flew out as well.

Only Aihua and Fury were left on the spot, looking at each other, Aihua bit the lollipop into pieces and swallowed, "I'll take you." After she finished speaking, she bent down and hugged Fury into a princess hug, and chased after him with the dance technique. Going up, this speed is not inferior to Tony and Thor.Therefore, after seeing the little girl chasing up with a big corned egg, the two Tuo almost crashed the plane in fright.

In the small police station, two police officers were about to go home from get off work. As soon as they stood up, the door was suddenly kicked away.

Loki smiled triumphantly.

The next second, Thor rushed over, pressed Loki's shoulder and shook violently: "Brother! You... the chrysanthemum has not turned into a sunflower!"

In an instant, the atmosphere in the whole room became delicate.

Police officers: "You...brother?"

Loki: "...I was adopted."