Let the Earth go, he's still a child

After Aihua left, Loki, who ate a mouthful of mud, slowly got up from the ground. The original brand-new clothes were covered with loess, and the meticulously combed hair became messy and rough, but compared to the big back , hair placed in the front can better cover up the hairline that frequently recedes strategically, and the person suddenly looks younger by several years, but Rocky's thin and thin appearance, this style will make him look more like a little princess.

Using magic to pat off the loess on his body, and then tucked his hair back, Loki returned to his original state in a blink of an eye, as if the embarrassment just now was just an illusion, but the empty scepter reminded him that what happened just now everything that happened.

Loki took the scepter up and down, looked at it twice, and stretched out his hand to touch it again, but the head of the thought gem that should have been inlaid was still empty. Rhythm!With a gloomy face on his face, Loki walked quickly to the place where Aihua was standing just now. At this time, she had disappeared, and there was only the artificial lawn that was still green and lush even in winter. The grass was very dense. Anything that falls inside is quickly submerged in the blades of grass.I don't know why, but Loki can't feel the power fluctuations of the mind gems at all. Maybe it's the energy waves from the powerful superheroes and aliens in this base that shield the power of the gems or Rocky's own magic. Disturbance gone.

After the divine power in his body couldn't feel the fluctuation of the Mind Gem, Loki could only bend down resignedly, pouted his buttocks on the spot and took the empty scepter and began to search through the grass and carpet inch by inch.Anyway, he is now in an invisible state, and no one will find out... right.

Unbeknownst to him, in front of the surveillance camera at this time, Bruce was sitting on the seat, holding a glass of beer-like drink in his hand, watching the heat source figure on the screen walking back and forth on the empty grass outside, looking for it with a blank expression. The lost scepter gem.Rocky outside was still groping with his buttocks up. The door of the monitoring room suddenly opened and closed again. Bruce didn't look back, and the people who came recently didn't mean to say hello. , said: "The guy who even uses ginger juice instead of champagne in social occasions, actually hides here to drink?" After finishing speaking, he directly took a sip from the bottle, then spit it all out, and squeezed his throat in disgust.

"Beer catechu is cool." Squinting at Tony Stark, who came uninvited and drank other people's drinks casually, Bruce looked down at the yellow liquid in the crystal cup expressionlessly, his expression froze for a moment, and then pretended Casually set the cup aside.Although it was a little strange, but Aihua heard that he didn't drink alcohol, so he kindly bought this non-alcoholic drink for him to drink. The old butler said that no matter what, he couldn't disappoint the little girl's kindness.He finally remembered to try it today. Before he had a sip of Stark, this guy ran in by himself, and even helped him do a taste test.Seeing Stark's sad face, Bruce felt that this kind of thing should be left to Clark and the others to appreciate.

Tony made an exaggerated expression of disgust, and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a unique taste, it tastes like horse urine!"

Instead of being angry, Bruce smiled and said, "So you've drank horse urine?"

Tony raised his hand and put a bottle of drink on his table, pointing and said: "Isn't this what it is? If you can divide a ranking list in terms of taste, this thing will definitely rank second to last, and the first place will be reserved for British food. "He complained in his mouth, but Tony didn't ignore the business. Seeing the heat source figure on the screen, he said, "Wow, isn't this the little princess of Asgard? I actually found it here. I just came here yesterday. I’ve seen Thor, the God of Thunder, and he’s looking for him, it seems that he can come here directly to pick someone up.” Seeing that Bruce didn’t answer, Tony said, “Hey, why don’t you just leave it like this?”

"It's not necessary." Bruce leaned on the seat, his arm accidentally touched a button, and then there was a strange humming sound inside the seat, followed by a loud bang, Bruce felt the seat under his buttocks There was a burst of shallow heat from the chair, like peeing his pants, and then a plastic box popped up on the open space in front of him, with freshly made popcorn, melon seeds, raisins, and peanuts on it.Before he had any other reaction, he noticed that the seat under his buttocks was cooling down rapidly, and then a dark compartment popped up on the left hand side again, and there was Coke with ice cubes in it.Immediately, I can eat and drink well, and I guess I can gain ten catties by squatting here for a month.

I always feel that the cleverness of the guys outside is used in this kind of mess, and there is a group of handmade automakers who join in the fun to help...

Of course, what Bruce didn’t know was that the huge Autobot seat at the back also had this kind of snack equipment, but what popped up were alien snacks such as soft gears, crispy nuts, and various flavors. Gasoline.

While Bruce and Tony were talking, Rocky outside searched the entire lawn but couldn't find the gem of his lost mind. He thought to himself, maybe it was discovered by the earth girl and brought him into the house. Considering this possibility , Loki planned to follow into the inner room when someone opened the door.At this moment, Barry Allen came back from the outside humming a song, and Loki followed him quietly. Just as Barry opened the door and stepped into the inner room with one leg, the Spider-Man inside suddenly shouted: "Three missing One, who will make a game!"

"I'm coming!" Barry quickly responded outside, and then turned into a phantom at the speed of light and rushed to the mahjong table. Loki, who was following him, found that the opponent disappeared out of thin air in the blink of an eye, and there was no one to support him. The glass door immediately lost its strength and closed again, almost pinching Loki's claws, but luckily he dodged in time.Earth people actually have this speed? !Is this teleportation? !Loki was terrified.

In fact, in another world, Barry Allen is nicknamed The Flash...

In the end, Loki followed the big iron sheet into the house, and of course he was almost stepped on by the sturdy Autobot.As soon as he entered the hall, Loki was shocked by the lively scene inside. The super-large stereoscopic image equipment simulated the entire hall like a temple in the sky. The surrounding wall screens switched to the vast cosmic sea of ​​stars, and there were optical simulations floating in the room. planet.People in the room can even grab the 3D holographic projected planets with their hands, expand or shrink them at will, or even throw them aside.This is the gesture 3D holographic projection operating device donated by Tony that was recently installed. By the way, Jarvis has naturally become the new smart housekeeper of this base.

Loki carefully avoided those flying 3D planets, and walked all the way along the edge in the huge room. Under the cover of the holographic projection, it was difficult for him to find the stairs and the doors of other rooms for a while.Perhaps it was the luck of being a god, he had just walked a few steps, and in an inconspicuous corner, he fumbled for the small doorknob leading to the basement.

Bruce, who was sitting in the monitoring room, straightened up suddenly. Stark didn't know, but he knew that Aihua had put the Rubik's Cube in the basement without any monitoring equipment.Just when Bruce was about to join the Autobots insider to let them deal with the outsider, Loki in the camera slowly opened the small door of the basement, and slowly opened a gap...

A pungent and strange smell hit his face. Loki covered his nose with his hand and almost sneezed accidentally. For a son of the god king who was pampered since he was a child, he never thought about smelling such a strange smell before. He directly closed the door that had opened a gap, thinking, for such an important thing as the Rubik's Cube, this group of people would definitely not put it in the smelly toilet.

Bruce in the monitoring room just watched Loki and the Rubik's Cube passing by, he breathed a sigh of relief, unknowingly stretched out his hand, squeezed a piece of popcorn and threw it into his mouth, while Stark kept talking...

After Loki left the basement door, he went upstairs quietly. Everyone was playing below, so the upstairs became very empty. He casually opened all the doors and peeked inside one by one, but still couldn't find the Rubik's Cube. traces.He seemed a little impatient, but he went up to the top floor...

Bruce in the monitoring room suddenly sat up straight, Tony's mouth was stuffed with peanuts, and his voice was a little bit off: "Why, you don't want to say that the Rubik's Cube is placed on the top floor?" He was about to put on his battle suit .

"No, the top floor is the domain of the ladies, and..." Bruce said with a meaningful expression: "Diana is now receiving female warriors from the Amazon woman country."

Stark straightened up immediately, straightened his clothes and said, "I think it's time for Iron Man to come out, right?"

Bruce still looked as if nothing had happened, and quickly entered the password on the keyboard, and then the image of the top floor, which should not have been installed with surveillance, completely appeared on the big screen, and from the perspective, it was obviously a candid shot.Through the camera lens, the two clearly saw the picture inside. A group of fit and sexy female warriors approached Loki with their weapons, and then—… Bruce and Stark, who were standing by, ate up all the food. Popcorn melon seeds peanuts raisins.

……

Rocky himself did not expect that in the valleys of this earth, there would be a princess of the Amazons, Diana, the goddess of war, the daughter of Zeus, the king of Olympus.This goddess from a country where all the people are martial arts has not only been blessed by the main god, but also has extremely high combat effectiveness.the most important is!If some of the main gods of Olympus, Loki, would not have worried that his illusion would be seen through, but Diana had the vision of Athena bestowed by the goddess of wisdom, and illusion, magic, and mind control were all ineffective for her.

So, when Loki pushed open the door on the top floor, he happened to walk across from Diana.

Loki: "..."

Diana: "Oh, the prankster of Asgard."

……

So, this is why Rocky was ruthlessly thrown into the living room by the back collar of Wonder Woman Diana like a rag doll, and was surrounded by inhumane crowds...

An enemy invaded the house, and Aihua was quickly called over. At this time, Loki was sitting in the corner, his mouth was stuck with tape, and his hands were tied with special handcuffs provided by the Autobots. Although his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, he still looked like I am Give me the best look.Aihua looked at the wound on his face and asked, "What's going on? Our Communist Party doesn't torture prisoners."

"Loki, the god of sophistry in Asgard, if you let it go, you may say something that will affect people's hearts." Bruce said with a glass of Norse mythology in his hand.

"I just disciplined Odin, his son who likes to use invisibility to sneak into women's rooms to peep." Diana sat on the sofa and said imposingly.

"I think this face is familiar." Aihua squatted down and stretched out his hands to tear off the tape on Loki's mouth, and said, "Who are you?"

Seeing Aihua, Rocky's clever brain turned quickly, thinking of her money-loving temperament, rolled his eyes, and said wittily: "Long time no see, Miss, I am here this time to discuss a big deal with you .”

Aihua frowned, and said: "If you have any goods, let me have a look first."

"No, no, we don't need any goods for our business."

"Just want me to join?"

"That's right, that's easy for you." Loki smiled wickedly.

"I understand." Aihua nodded, then stood up, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and then said to the other end of the phone: "Uncle policeman, a pyramid schemer came to my house!"