it's okay if you're stupid
Chapter 5
Xie Zhi's expression was blank for a while, and he closed the computer with a snap.
Let Li Jia figure it out on her own to build a galaxy empire.
The next morning, Song Dan led the new aunt over with dark circles.
The new aunt went to work in the kitchen. Assistant Song looked upstairs, not worried about the boss who was dead or alive, and went to Xie Zhi who was reading a magazine on the sofa, handed over the new mobile phone, pushed the glasses, and looked disheartened: " I made more than a dozen phone calls last night, asking me to bring a new mobile phone, and I can't pretend to be dead. The child's father, can you confiscate his mobile phone. "
"No."
"..."
Xie Zhi put down the magazine: "Double the mental damage fee?"
Song Dan cheered up: "Yes?"
"Okay." Xie Zhi thought while unpacking the box, anyway, I'm not paying the salary.
When your boss wakes up, if you want the guts, go get it yourself.
Seka turned on the phone, Xie Zhi opened WeChat to log in, and his face became even more blank.
Stupid app.
Chat history is not syncing.
I don't know what Li Jia was beeping, Xie Zhi's fingers twirled around on the screen, pondered for a while, and sent a dynamic emoji of red and purple.
【Xie Zhi: Happy every day.gif】
After Auntie finished cooking breakfast, Xie Zhi went upstairs and pushed Pei Xianyi down who had been sluggish all morning.
Pei Xianyi's hair on the top of her head was drooping, and she kept peeking at Xie Zhi's face.
Song Dan put down the newly delivered documents. He didn't want to see the boss's face, so he stepped out. Seeing this scene, he immediately tiptoed and walked back calmly with small steps. He sat on the dining table and invited auntie Add a pair of bowls and chopsticks.
Pei Xianyi was worried, and didn't have time to sweep away the spectators for a while, so she eagerly picked up chopsticks and okra for Xie Zhi.
There was no such kindness and filial piety at the dinner table between the two of them. Xie Zhi rubbed his forehead: "I'm not angry."
Pei Xianyi glanced at the phone he had covered on the table: "Really?"
"It's hard to say next time." Xie Zhi took a sip of yam and corn porridge, and said in a cold tone, "This is a matter of two lives, I hope you can think about it clearly."
The phone is gone, and the chat history is gone.
The corner of Song Dan's mouth twitched, but he was tense anyway, so he didn't laugh out loud.
According to Song Dan's arrangement, the family doctor and aunt will live downstairs, which is convenient and easy.
It's a pity that Pei Xianyi's sense of territoriality has suddenly increased, and he can't tolerate people other than himself and Xie Zhi at home. As soon as he heard that strangers were going to live in, he drove them away in a wheelchair with a feather duster. His movements were swift and agile, and he was able to attend This year's Paralympics.
Song Dan had no choice but to arrange for the doctor to live nearby.
After dancing all morning, Xie Zhi felt very tired.Pei Xianyi's energy is too strong, she doesn't look like a normal patient, but really looks like a child.
He has always been impatient, and the most unbearable thing is children, who have been tossed so that the whole person is weak.
But Pei Dabao enthusiastically raised his hand: "Sir, play with me."
Xie Zhi died of starvation, even if he jumped from the second floor, he didn't want to play with him.
He turned on the TV, thought for a while, and according to Pei Xianyi's current mental age, he picked out "Teletubbies", and pushed the wheelchair to the sofa - Mr. Pei's wheelchair is more comfortable than the sofa, and there is no need to move it.
"Be quiet and take your time."
After Xie Zhi finished speaking, he picked up the book and curled up on the sofa by the French window to read.
The temperature is too high in August, and it always makes people drowsy in the afternoon.Xie Zhi hasn’t been so idle for a long time. After lying down for a while, he didn’t read the book. Instead, his muscles and bones were so weak that he didn’t want to move. He just covered his face with the book, closed his eyes to block the sun, and fell asleep in a daze. past.
The book on his face in his sleep seemed to be taken away by someone, he just fished it out, but he didn't find it, and found that the sun didn't reach him, so he felt relieved.
The tired afternoon nap ended with a burst of phone ringing.
Xie Zhi hadn't opened his eyes yet, but his hand had already reached for the phone, he answered the phone, squeezed the tip of his nose and sat up, his head was dazed: "Hello?"
The sun is still shining outside the window.
Xie Zhi raised his half-lifted eyelids, and found a shadow shrouded in front of him.
The back of the wheelchair was facing him, showing broad and straight shoulders, a newly strapped head and a shaggy hair top, just enough to block out the sun at all.
Xie Zhi was stunned for a moment, but couldn't hear what was said on the other end of the phone.
Pei Xianyi turned the wheelchair, took the book, and had already read half of it, half of her face was gilded by the sun, and her three-dimensional and profound features were so handsome that she was a bit attractive.Seeing that Xie Zhi opened his eyes, his beautiful peach blossom eyes curved: "Sir, you're awake."
——Damn "la".
Xie Zhi immediately put back the doubt of "has he recovered?", got up and walked over to close the curtains, and came back to touch Pei Xianyi's hair, which was scorched by the sun.
Dong Min's voice was still ringing: "... a few Shidishi will also be on the show, this variety show is not bad, will you go?"
Xie Zhi came back to his senses: "Sorry, I just woke up, let me say it again."
Dong Wen said it again, and finally concluded: "I just have to leave for two months."
Pei Xianyi listened with pricked ears.
Xie Zhi pondered, and gently tapped the armrest of the wheelchair with his fingers.
Dong Wen said: "The popularity of this variety show was very high when it was broadcast in the first season. I didn't expect the director of the second season to call you to ask about your schedule. The opportunity is too rare. I don't need to talk about the benefits. I think Mr. Pei It's not up to you, just ask Song Dan to find a few more nannies and nurses to watch over him, he's just self-recognized and mentally handicapped, and he's not really stupid, he's only been away for two months, it's nothing."
Xie Zhi didn't say anything, and looked at Pei Xianyi with his lowered eyes.
If it was before a nap...or before waking up and finding Pei Xianyi protecting him from the sun, he would probably agree.
But thinking about the tall back standing in front of him when he woke up, his throat choked for no reason, and his fingers unconsciously touched Pei Xianyi's shoulder.
"...I'll think about it again." In the end, Xie Zhi didn't give an answer right away.
After hanging up the phone, he squatted down, raised his face and looked at Pei Xianyi, and discussed with him: "I may be on a business trip for two months."
Pei Xianyi: "Take me there?"
"No."
"..." Pei Dabao was a sensible child, he swallowed his willful words back, his dark pupils became moist, his thick eyelashes drooped, and he was so wronged that he looked like the company had gone bankrupt.
Xie Zhi sighed slightly, knocked his head, and called back: "When is the "M&M" magazine appointment?"
"At the end of the month," Dong Wen sniffed out the meaning behind his words, "won't that variety show go?"
"Well, let's arrange this kind of work recently. It's best not to go out for more than twelve hours. It doesn't matter if you arrange more."
Dong Wen's tone was complicated: "You are..."
"Qualified parents will take care of work and children," Xie Zhi could hear a wonderful joy in his cold voice, "I am a good father."
"...You'd better not let Pei Xianyi hear it."
"I am his own father."
"..."
Pei Xianyi didn't understand the back and forth, turned her body over, put her hands on the wheelchair, her chin in her arms, and looked up at Xie Zhi: "Sir, aren't you going to earn money to support your family?"
"Not going." Xie Zhi hung up the phone, "Anyway, you can support yourself."
Pei Xianyi nodded with a half understanding: "Sir, watch cartoons with me."
Xie Zhi pushed the wheelchair and sat back on the sofa, watched "Teletubbies" and fell silent for a while, wanting to change the channel.
Pei Xianyi really became a baby at this time, and said stubbornly: "Just look at this."
Xie Zhi shot himself in the foot with a rock, two tall and long-legged men stood side by side watching the children's cartoon, the picture was mentally handicapped and touching.
Xie Zhi endured it for 10 minutes, but finally couldn't bear it any longer. Taking advantage of Comrade Pei Bao's fascination, he picked up the remote control and changed the channel.
Pei Xianyi was interrupted to communicate with the group of babies with the antenna, protested angrily, snatched back the remote control, and was about to switch back to continue watching his "Teletubbies", when the screen on the TV changed, and Xie Zhi's face appeared.
It's a TV series that Xie Zhi starred in before, a bubble campus youth film, with a brain-dead plot, and it has become the top material list of a website's ghost and animal section several times.
Pei Xianyi glanced curiously, then vigilantly hid the remote control in his arms, and looked at it seriously.
Why am I here, why am I accompanying my ex-husband in name to watch the brain fragments I played in the past.
Xie Zhi was a little desperate, he didn't want to see this film again at all, he got up and wanted to leave, but was dragged back to sit by the hem of his clothes.Bao's strength around him was stronger than his, so he couldn't beat him.
Compared with the bunch of babies who didn't know what they were doing just now, Xie Zhi rubbed his eyebrows, reluctantly relieved.
Fine.
Better than that pile of colorful bag babies.
Before going to bed at night, Pei Xianyi wanted to listen to a bedtime story again.
Xie Zhi gained experience, went to the study to get a few serious bedtime story books, and prepared them by previewing them in advance.
As a result, Pei Xianyi opened his mouth and said, "I haven't finished the story of last night."
The children's storybook in his hand was extremely heavy, Xie Zhi really wanted to shout towards Mr. Pei's face, maybe he could wake him up directly.
He stared at the other person's handsome face with a wooden face for a few seconds, pulled the wheelchair and sat down, his voice was calm: "Day after day, the king is getting more and more distressed, because he is losing his hair every day, forming a pattern of encircling the city from the countryside." The situation is getting bald."
Pei Xianyi inexplicably heard a bit of malice from this unchildish children's story: "..."
Xie Zhi: "The king, who was worried about baldness, secretly searched for famous doctors, and found out that in a remote deep forest, there was a wizard who specialized in magic potions to treat hair loss."
"and then?"
Xie Zhi: "..." I didn't think about it.
Facing Pei Xianyi's big dog-like eyes, Xie Zhi repeated his old trick: "We'll talk about it tomorrow night, you should go to bed."
Pei Xianyi said oh, lay down obediently, and said: "Good night kiss!"
Xie Zhi thinks that the atmosphere in your house is really warm. Dad tells his son bedtime stories and kisses him good night every day.
It's okay to kiss anyway, just like last night, he pecked Pei Xianyi's forehead lightly and quickly, and was about to straighten up to leave, when his waist suddenly tightened, and he was pulled into a generous and warm embrace.
Pei Xianyi used her knuckles to brush away the broken hair over his eyebrows, and a mint-flavored goodnight kiss fell on his forehead.
"Good night, sir."
The author has something to say: Pei Bao: You can't insult my baby!
see you tonight~
Let Li Jia figure it out on her own to build a galaxy empire.
The next morning, Song Dan led the new aunt over with dark circles.
The new aunt went to work in the kitchen. Assistant Song looked upstairs, not worried about the boss who was dead or alive, and went to Xie Zhi who was reading a magazine on the sofa, handed over the new mobile phone, pushed the glasses, and looked disheartened: " I made more than a dozen phone calls last night, asking me to bring a new mobile phone, and I can't pretend to be dead. The child's father, can you confiscate his mobile phone. "
"No."
"..."
Xie Zhi put down the magazine: "Double the mental damage fee?"
Song Dan cheered up: "Yes?"
"Okay." Xie Zhi thought while unpacking the box, anyway, I'm not paying the salary.
When your boss wakes up, if you want the guts, go get it yourself.
Seka turned on the phone, Xie Zhi opened WeChat to log in, and his face became even more blank.
Stupid app.
Chat history is not syncing.
I don't know what Li Jia was beeping, Xie Zhi's fingers twirled around on the screen, pondered for a while, and sent a dynamic emoji of red and purple.
【Xie Zhi: Happy every day.gif】
After Auntie finished cooking breakfast, Xie Zhi went upstairs and pushed Pei Xianyi down who had been sluggish all morning.
Pei Xianyi's hair on the top of her head was drooping, and she kept peeking at Xie Zhi's face.
Song Dan put down the newly delivered documents. He didn't want to see the boss's face, so he stepped out. Seeing this scene, he immediately tiptoed and walked back calmly with small steps. He sat on the dining table and invited auntie Add a pair of bowls and chopsticks.
Pei Xianyi was worried, and didn't have time to sweep away the spectators for a while, so she eagerly picked up chopsticks and okra for Xie Zhi.
There was no such kindness and filial piety at the dinner table between the two of them. Xie Zhi rubbed his forehead: "I'm not angry."
Pei Xianyi glanced at the phone he had covered on the table: "Really?"
"It's hard to say next time." Xie Zhi took a sip of yam and corn porridge, and said in a cold tone, "This is a matter of two lives, I hope you can think about it clearly."
The phone is gone, and the chat history is gone.
The corner of Song Dan's mouth twitched, but he was tense anyway, so he didn't laugh out loud.
According to Song Dan's arrangement, the family doctor and aunt will live downstairs, which is convenient and easy.
It's a pity that Pei Xianyi's sense of territoriality has suddenly increased, and he can't tolerate people other than himself and Xie Zhi at home. As soon as he heard that strangers were going to live in, he drove them away in a wheelchair with a feather duster. His movements were swift and agile, and he was able to attend This year's Paralympics.
Song Dan had no choice but to arrange for the doctor to live nearby.
After dancing all morning, Xie Zhi felt very tired.Pei Xianyi's energy is too strong, she doesn't look like a normal patient, but really looks like a child.
He has always been impatient, and the most unbearable thing is children, who have been tossed so that the whole person is weak.
But Pei Dabao enthusiastically raised his hand: "Sir, play with me."
Xie Zhi died of starvation, even if he jumped from the second floor, he didn't want to play with him.
He turned on the TV, thought for a while, and according to Pei Xianyi's current mental age, he picked out "Teletubbies", and pushed the wheelchair to the sofa - Mr. Pei's wheelchair is more comfortable than the sofa, and there is no need to move it.
"Be quiet and take your time."
After Xie Zhi finished speaking, he picked up the book and curled up on the sofa by the French window to read.
The temperature is too high in August, and it always makes people drowsy in the afternoon.Xie Zhi hasn’t been so idle for a long time. After lying down for a while, he didn’t read the book. Instead, his muscles and bones were so weak that he didn’t want to move. He just covered his face with the book, closed his eyes to block the sun, and fell asleep in a daze. past.
The book on his face in his sleep seemed to be taken away by someone, he just fished it out, but he didn't find it, and found that the sun didn't reach him, so he felt relieved.
The tired afternoon nap ended with a burst of phone ringing.
Xie Zhi hadn't opened his eyes yet, but his hand had already reached for the phone, he answered the phone, squeezed the tip of his nose and sat up, his head was dazed: "Hello?"
The sun is still shining outside the window.
Xie Zhi raised his half-lifted eyelids, and found a shadow shrouded in front of him.
The back of the wheelchair was facing him, showing broad and straight shoulders, a newly strapped head and a shaggy hair top, just enough to block out the sun at all.
Xie Zhi was stunned for a moment, but couldn't hear what was said on the other end of the phone.
Pei Xianyi turned the wheelchair, took the book, and had already read half of it, half of her face was gilded by the sun, and her three-dimensional and profound features were so handsome that she was a bit attractive.Seeing that Xie Zhi opened his eyes, his beautiful peach blossom eyes curved: "Sir, you're awake."
——Damn "la".
Xie Zhi immediately put back the doubt of "has he recovered?", got up and walked over to close the curtains, and came back to touch Pei Xianyi's hair, which was scorched by the sun.
Dong Min's voice was still ringing: "... a few Shidishi will also be on the show, this variety show is not bad, will you go?"
Xie Zhi came back to his senses: "Sorry, I just woke up, let me say it again."
Dong Wen said it again, and finally concluded: "I just have to leave for two months."
Pei Xianyi listened with pricked ears.
Xie Zhi pondered, and gently tapped the armrest of the wheelchair with his fingers.
Dong Wen said: "The popularity of this variety show was very high when it was broadcast in the first season. I didn't expect the director of the second season to call you to ask about your schedule. The opportunity is too rare. I don't need to talk about the benefits. I think Mr. Pei It's not up to you, just ask Song Dan to find a few more nannies and nurses to watch over him, he's just self-recognized and mentally handicapped, and he's not really stupid, he's only been away for two months, it's nothing."
Xie Zhi didn't say anything, and looked at Pei Xianyi with his lowered eyes.
If it was before a nap...or before waking up and finding Pei Xianyi protecting him from the sun, he would probably agree.
But thinking about the tall back standing in front of him when he woke up, his throat choked for no reason, and his fingers unconsciously touched Pei Xianyi's shoulder.
"...I'll think about it again." In the end, Xie Zhi didn't give an answer right away.
After hanging up the phone, he squatted down, raised his face and looked at Pei Xianyi, and discussed with him: "I may be on a business trip for two months."
Pei Xianyi: "Take me there?"
"No."
"..." Pei Dabao was a sensible child, he swallowed his willful words back, his dark pupils became moist, his thick eyelashes drooped, and he was so wronged that he looked like the company had gone bankrupt.
Xie Zhi sighed slightly, knocked his head, and called back: "When is the "M&M" magazine appointment?"
"At the end of the month," Dong Wen sniffed out the meaning behind his words, "won't that variety show go?"
"Well, let's arrange this kind of work recently. It's best not to go out for more than twelve hours. It doesn't matter if you arrange more."
Dong Wen's tone was complicated: "You are..."
"Qualified parents will take care of work and children," Xie Zhi could hear a wonderful joy in his cold voice, "I am a good father."
"...You'd better not let Pei Xianyi hear it."
"I am his own father."
"..."
Pei Xianyi didn't understand the back and forth, turned her body over, put her hands on the wheelchair, her chin in her arms, and looked up at Xie Zhi: "Sir, aren't you going to earn money to support your family?"
"Not going." Xie Zhi hung up the phone, "Anyway, you can support yourself."
Pei Xianyi nodded with a half understanding: "Sir, watch cartoons with me."
Xie Zhi pushed the wheelchair and sat back on the sofa, watched "Teletubbies" and fell silent for a while, wanting to change the channel.
Pei Xianyi really became a baby at this time, and said stubbornly: "Just look at this."
Xie Zhi shot himself in the foot with a rock, two tall and long-legged men stood side by side watching the children's cartoon, the picture was mentally handicapped and touching.
Xie Zhi endured it for 10 minutes, but finally couldn't bear it any longer. Taking advantage of Comrade Pei Bao's fascination, he picked up the remote control and changed the channel.
Pei Xianyi was interrupted to communicate with the group of babies with the antenna, protested angrily, snatched back the remote control, and was about to switch back to continue watching his "Teletubbies", when the screen on the TV changed, and Xie Zhi's face appeared.
It's a TV series that Xie Zhi starred in before, a bubble campus youth film, with a brain-dead plot, and it has become the top material list of a website's ghost and animal section several times.
Pei Xianyi glanced curiously, then vigilantly hid the remote control in his arms, and looked at it seriously.
Why am I here, why am I accompanying my ex-husband in name to watch the brain fragments I played in the past.
Xie Zhi was a little desperate, he didn't want to see this film again at all, he got up and wanted to leave, but was dragged back to sit by the hem of his clothes.Bao's strength around him was stronger than his, so he couldn't beat him.
Compared with the bunch of babies who didn't know what they were doing just now, Xie Zhi rubbed his eyebrows, reluctantly relieved.
Fine.
Better than that pile of colorful bag babies.
Before going to bed at night, Pei Xianyi wanted to listen to a bedtime story again.
Xie Zhi gained experience, went to the study to get a few serious bedtime story books, and prepared them by previewing them in advance.
As a result, Pei Xianyi opened his mouth and said, "I haven't finished the story of last night."
The children's storybook in his hand was extremely heavy, Xie Zhi really wanted to shout towards Mr. Pei's face, maybe he could wake him up directly.
He stared at the other person's handsome face with a wooden face for a few seconds, pulled the wheelchair and sat down, his voice was calm: "Day after day, the king is getting more and more distressed, because he is losing his hair every day, forming a pattern of encircling the city from the countryside." The situation is getting bald."
Pei Xianyi inexplicably heard a bit of malice from this unchildish children's story: "..."
Xie Zhi: "The king, who was worried about baldness, secretly searched for famous doctors, and found out that in a remote deep forest, there was a wizard who specialized in magic potions to treat hair loss."
"and then?"
Xie Zhi: "..." I didn't think about it.
Facing Pei Xianyi's big dog-like eyes, Xie Zhi repeated his old trick: "We'll talk about it tomorrow night, you should go to bed."
Pei Xianyi said oh, lay down obediently, and said: "Good night kiss!"
Xie Zhi thinks that the atmosphere in your house is really warm. Dad tells his son bedtime stories and kisses him good night every day.
It's okay to kiss anyway, just like last night, he pecked Pei Xianyi's forehead lightly and quickly, and was about to straighten up to leave, when his waist suddenly tightened, and he was pulled into a generous and warm embrace.
Pei Xianyi used her knuckles to brush away the broken hair over his eyebrows, and a mint-flavored goodnight kiss fell on his forehead.
"Good night, sir."
The author has something to say: Pei Bao: You can't insult my baby!
see you tonight~
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