it's okay if you're stupid
Chapter 4
What a pity?
Xie Zhi didn't quite understand, hung up the phone, looked down at Pei Lianyi, who was so hungry that her stomach was growling and her hair was hurting again but she didn't say a word: "Little friend, before you find the next reliable cooking aunt , we're starving."
After all, children don't like Su cuisine, and Aunt Huang is helpless.
Fool Pei spoke quite poetically: "Sir, my stomach is playing a sonata."
"My mind is also playing." Xie Zhi pushed him back to the master bedroom, confidently took out his mobile phone, opened the delivery software, and his face darkened again.
Zhang Heju is a big natural pit, with the slogan of green avoiding the world, and it is designed to deceive residents with stupid money and a lot of money. The front and back are desolate, and you can't even order takeaway.
Xie knew there was nothing he could do, so he casually picked up a book and gave it to Pei Xianyi. He was about to go downstairs to look at the refrigerator, but before he left, he was still a little confused: "Can you understand it?"
After finishing speaking, I realized that I had accidentally handed over a German book. Just as I was about to take it back and exchange it for a children's comic book, Pei Xian began to read it with relish.
Come on, it seems that Mr. Pei's IQ is still charming.
Xie Zhi felt relieved and went downstairs, without any hope, he went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.
Auntie has been fired for two months, and Pei Xianyi probably hasn't been back for a long time. He doubts whether there are any ingredients in the refrigerator.
As a result, as soon as I opened it, I was refreshed by the dazzling array of vegetables, fruits and meat.
Xie Zhi stared at the food in the refrigerator, guessing that it might be Song Dan who was stuffed when he came back in the afternoon.
Just took a box of fresh milk and looked at it.
expired.
……
Looking at the date, it was about a week ago, that is, a day or two before Pei Xianyi's accident.
That means...he has been living here recently?
Xie Zhi raised a question mark on his forehead, really unable to understand Mr. Pei's profound intentions, took a handful of dried noodles, and closed the refrigerator.
Twenty minutes later, Father Xie went upstairs with two bowls of vermicelli boiled into batter. There were a few stale vegetable leaves floating on the clear soup, like a boat in the sea, which was very miserable.
The father and the silly son sat at the table, facing the noodle soup with curling smoke, they could not move against each other.
When Xie Zhi lived to be 20 years old, he didn't know what a vegetable market was, and he didn't know that sprouting potatoes couldn't kill people.
Later I found out that he didn't have the time to learn how to cook, and after only one year, he met Pei Xianyi again and returned to the corrupt life of being taken care of by others.
Looking at the two bowls of dishes that looked a bit dark, Xie Zhi hesitated for a while, feeling that no matter how hard it was, he couldn't abuse the patient, so he sighed: "Wait, I'll call Song Dan."
He turned his back to make a call, and as soon as he got through, he heard rustling voices behind him, and when he turned his head, Pei Xianyi was buried in eating the noodles he cooked.
He ate so fast that he even drank the soup, then showed the clean bottom of the bowl and announced proudly, "Sir, I'm done!"
Xie Zhi: "..."
Song Dan was still asking, "What's the matter? It's an emergency? Do you need a doctor?"
Xie Zhi said numbly: "It may be necessary for a doctor to wash your boss' stomach."
"What did Mr. Pei eat?"
Xie Zhi didn't respond, and sat back, picked up the chopsticks, and tasted the lumpy noodles.
Yandong hides in Tibet, here is light and there is heavy, the noodles have a hard heart, accompanied by half a bowl of vinegar that was accidentally misplaced, the taste is really worrying.
Xie Zhi took a bite and almost spat it out. Fortunately, he didn't overestimate the fact that he lay an egg, otherwise the taste might be even weirder.
Pei Xianyi is still waiting for a compliment.
Xie Zhi took a sip of water and was silent for a while: "Son, I can see that you really love Dad."
After listening to the process, Song Dan said that a new aunt would come tomorrow.This assistant has always been reliable, Xie Zhi hung up the phone with peace of mind, cleaned up the dishes, and only thought of taking a shower when he came back.
In the hospital, he could pinch Pei Xianyi to ask the nurses to help, but when he came back, he had to fight alone.Fortunately, the situation is not that bad, Pei Xianyi did not lose the basic common sense of life.
Xie Zhi rested his slender hands on the side of the wheelchair and leaned slightly: "Can you take a bath by yourself?"
He was wearing a black slim-fitting shirt. When he bent down, a small piece of white chest was exposed under the unbuttoned collar. Pei Xieyi tilted his head and turned his eyes around his pale red lips, saying earnestly: "Sir. Help me wash."
"I'm tired from work, you wash it yourself."
"I'm a big boy, help the officer wash."
"..."
After a stalemate for 2 minutes, Xie Zhi took out the bag and plastic wrap, wrapped his leg in plaster, carried him into the bathroom, put him on the stool under the shower, turned on and adjusted the water temperature, and put the shower on him. With a stuffed hand, he said with a cold face, "Wash by yourself."
Before Pei Xianyi could argue, he walked to the bathroom door and turned his head to warn: "Don't play in the water, call me after washing."
Pei Dabao was aggrieved.
Xie Zhi didn't close the bathroom door tightly, leaned against the door, listened to the movement inside, took out his phone to check Weibo.
His enthusiasm for "playing big names" has disappeared, and only occasionally some people scold him.A few years ago, Xie Zhi, who was wronged so wrongly, would have desperately wanted to clarify himself. Seeing those curse words, he might have collapsed to the point of shutting himself up.
Dong Wen comforted him at that time, he was not afraid of being scolded if he entered this circle, but he was afraid that there would be no one to scold him.
Now Xie Zhi has become accustomed to it, although he can't achieve complete peace of mind, but at most there is a little discomfort, and it's over.
After swiping Weibo for a while, a message popped up on WeChat.Xie Zhi clicked in, and he blocked more than a dozen groups. After skimming through the private chats that he didn't want to reply to, the one who sent the message to him was his friend Li Jia.
When he was down and down, only Li Jia extended a helping hand, and the relationship between the two has always been good.
[Li Jia: I almost died from altitude sickness, after this trip, I will be guaranteed to win the best actor and I will not come up to die]
[Li Jia: I wanted to bring you a hidden knife, but Xiaobao stopped me desperately, saying rest, bro, we won't be on the hot search, tsk]
[Li Jia: I brought you a prayer wheel, I personally feel that it is a good rattle to coax children]
Xie Zhi had a little smile in his eyes, and typed slowly to reply.
【Xie Zhi: Thank you, I just need it】
【Li Jia: What do you need】
[Li Jia:? ? ?rattle? 】
[Li Jia: Did you make another woman's belly bigger behind my back?Are you sorry for me! 】
[Li Jia: The child is a few months old, can he be called godfather?]
[Li Jia: Wait, according to this timeline, you started dating Pei Xianyi before you divorced? 】
【withdraw】
【withdraw】
【withdraw】
【withdraw】
[Li Jia: What are you doing in a daze, withdraw!If someone sees this chat record, you're done! 】
【withdraw】
Xie Zhi: "..."
I don't know whether to be happy for my friend's enthusiasm, or to kill him first.
It's inconvenient to say more about Pei Xianyi, Xie Zhi was thinking about how to prevaricate, when he heard a "bang" from the bathroom, he immediately pushed the door open and entered.Pei Xianyi was sitting on the floor dripping wet, and it seemed that she slipped when she woke up after taking a shower.
Xie Zhi rolled up his sleeves, put the phone on the stool, frowned and helped him up: "Didn't you tell me to call me after washing?"
Pei Xianyi was not happy: "The chief doesn't like me, so he won't give me a bath."
Well, I still have a grudge.
Xie Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or to laugh, and was about to pick him up when he heard a "ding dong", and Li Jia sent another message.
[Li Jia: What about people? 】
Pei Xianyi was attracted by the phone, staring at the name, her dark pupils flickered with light, she couldn't see what she was thinking for a while.
Then he suddenly picked up Xie Zhi's cell phone and threw it into the flooded bathtub.
The cell phone was dead on the spot.
Xie Zhi, who witnessed the incident, said: "..."
It was useless to retrieve the mobile phone. He shook the victim who died tragically, and questioned the defendant as the plaintiff: "Mr. Pei, why doesn't my mobile phone look your way?"
It was a gift from Pei Xianyi, and he has used it for several years.
Pei Xianyi said with a sullen face, "There are annoying people on the board."
Xie Zhi raised his eyebrows——Li Jia?
Pei Xianyi and Li Jia are at most familiar faces, when did this kind of deep hatred of killing intent and throwing corpses begin?
Xie Zhi was puzzled, and secretly reminded himself not to argue with fools, helped Pei Xianyi out of the bathroom, took a big bath towel to wrap him up and rubbed him, then pressed him on the bedside to dry his hair, and found a clean one. Put the nightgown by the bed, turn on the night light: "Change it yourself, leave a light for you, call me if you need something."
Pei Xianyi snorted and huddled under the quilt to change into her nightgown.
Xie Zhi went back to the room and just found out the computer and turned it on when he heard Pei Xianyi calling him, so he had to go back again.Seeing him coming back, Pei Xianyi showed an innocent smile: "Sir, you haven't read me a bedtime story yet."
Is there such a process?
Xie Zhi turned on the light, saw a few books on the bedside, Chi asked: "These?"
Pei Xianyi nodded and looked at him expectantly.
Xie Zhi avoided the German book and picked up a random one - "Securities Analysis".
Xie Zhi: "..."
Under the anxious eyes of the child, he put down the extra-heavy book and calmly changed it.
The Wave Theory Classic.
The rest are some original documents, and I can't even understand the names.
Xie Zhi: "..."
Pei Xianyi urged: "Sir, I want to hear a story."
Xie Zhi took a deep breath: "Did you read this before going to bed?"
Pei Xianyi nodded.
Xie Zhi had no expression on his face: "It would be more reliable for you to read this bedtime story to me."
Facing Pei Xianyi's thirsty eyes for knowledge, Xie Zhi rubbed his forehead, threw away those books, and said sternly: "A long time ago, there was a rich kingdom. The king had countless gold. In the eyes of the citizens, The king is the happiest man in the world, but the king is actually very unhappy."
Pei Xianyi craned his neck curiously: "Why?"
Xie Zhi: "Because he often reads books that are difficult for others to understand, he is bald."
Pei Xianyi: "..."
Xie Zhi: "That's all for today, you should go to sleep."
Pei Xianyi lay back obediently: "Goodnight kiss!"
...It really is a request that a child would make.
Xie Zhi lowered his cold eyes, stared at him for a while, bent down, and kissed him lightly on the forehead: "Good night."
Pei Xianyi turned her head, with a smile in her eyes: "I want to kiss you too."
At this moment, his expression was very similar to before.
Xie Zhi straightened up, and said lightly: "No, you pay me for the phone first."
After speaking, he waved his hand, went to the door and turned off the light, and went back to his room.
Li Jia hasn't responded to the news yet, so after a while, I don't know where he has gone.
Xie Zhi turned on the computer and opened WeChat.
A line of words appeared under the avatar of the cold and emotionless black cat - please confirm the login on the mobile phone.
……
Xie Zhi: "Fuck."
The author has something to say: there will be an update tomorrow at [-] noon
Xie Zhi didn't quite understand, hung up the phone, looked down at Pei Lianyi, who was so hungry that her stomach was growling and her hair was hurting again but she didn't say a word: "Little friend, before you find the next reliable cooking aunt , we're starving."
After all, children don't like Su cuisine, and Aunt Huang is helpless.
Fool Pei spoke quite poetically: "Sir, my stomach is playing a sonata."
"My mind is also playing." Xie Zhi pushed him back to the master bedroom, confidently took out his mobile phone, opened the delivery software, and his face darkened again.
Zhang Heju is a big natural pit, with the slogan of green avoiding the world, and it is designed to deceive residents with stupid money and a lot of money. The front and back are desolate, and you can't even order takeaway.
Xie knew there was nothing he could do, so he casually picked up a book and gave it to Pei Xianyi. He was about to go downstairs to look at the refrigerator, but before he left, he was still a little confused: "Can you understand it?"
After finishing speaking, I realized that I had accidentally handed over a German book. Just as I was about to take it back and exchange it for a children's comic book, Pei Xian began to read it with relish.
Come on, it seems that Mr. Pei's IQ is still charming.
Xie Zhi felt relieved and went downstairs, without any hope, he went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.
Auntie has been fired for two months, and Pei Xianyi probably hasn't been back for a long time. He doubts whether there are any ingredients in the refrigerator.
As a result, as soon as I opened it, I was refreshed by the dazzling array of vegetables, fruits and meat.
Xie Zhi stared at the food in the refrigerator, guessing that it might be Song Dan who was stuffed when he came back in the afternoon.
Just took a box of fresh milk and looked at it.
expired.
……
Looking at the date, it was about a week ago, that is, a day or two before Pei Xianyi's accident.
That means...he has been living here recently?
Xie Zhi raised a question mark on his forehead, really unable to understand Mr. Pei's profound intentions, took a handful of dried noodles, and closed the refrigerator.
Twenty minutes later, Father Xie went upstairs with two bowls of vermicelli boiled into batter. There were a few stale vegetable leaves floating on the clear soup, like a boat in the sea, which was very miserable.
The father and the silly son sat at the table, facing the noodle soup with curling smoke, they could not move against each other.
When Xie Zhi lived to be 20 years old, he didn't know what a vegetable market was, and he didn't know that sprouting potatoes couldn't kill people.
Later I found out that he didn't have the time to learn how to cook, and after only one year, he met Pei Xianyi again and returned to the corrupt life of being taken care of by others.
Looking at the two bowls of dishes that looked a bit dark, Xie Zhi hesitated for a while, feeling that no matter how hard it was, he couldn't abuse the patient, so he sighed: "Wait, I'll call Song Dan."
He turned his back to make a call, and as soon as he got through, he heard rustling voices behind him, and when he turned his head, Pei Xianyi was buried in eating the noodles he cooked.
He ate so fast that he even drank the soup, then showed the clean bottom of the bowl and announced proudly, "Sir, I'm done!"
Xie Zhi: "..."
Song Dan was still asking, "What's the matter? It's an emergency? Do you need a doctor?"
Xie Zhi said numbly: "It may be necessary for a doctor to wash your boss' stomach."
"What did Mr. Pei eat?"
Xie Zhi didn't respond, and sat back, picked up the chopsticks, and tasted the lumpy noodles.
Yandong hides in Tibet, here is light and there is heavy, the noodles have a hard heart, accompanied by half a bowl of vinegar that was accidentally misplaced, the taste is really worrying.
Xie Zhi took a bite and almost spat it out. Fortunately, he didn't overestimate the fact that he lay an egg, otherwise the taste might be even weirder.
Pei Xianyi is still waiting for a compliment.
Xie Zhi took a sip of water and was silent for a while: "Son, I can see that you really love Dad."
After listening to the process, Song Dan said that a new aunt would come tomorrow.This assistant has always been reliable, Xie Zhi hung up the phone with peace of mind, cleaned up the dishes, and only thought of taking a shower when he came back.
In the hospital, he could pinch Pei Xianyi to ask the nurses to help, but when he came back, he had to fight alone.Fortunately, the situation is not that bad, Pei Xianyi did not lose the basic common sense of life.
Xie Zhi rested his slender hands on the side of the wheelchair and leaned slightly: "Can you take a bath by yourself?"
He was wearing a black slim-fitting shirt. When he bent down, a small piece of white chest was exposed under the unbuttoned collar. Pei Xieyi tilted his head and turned his eyes around his pale red lips, saying earnestly: "Sir. Help me wash."
"I'm tired from work, you wash it yourself."
"I'm a big boy, help the officer wash."
"..."
After a stalemate for 2 minutes, Xie Zhi took out the bag and plastic wrap, wrapped his leg in plaster, carried him into the bathroom, put him on the stool under the shower, turned on and adjusted the water temperature, and put the shower on him. With a stuffed hand, he said with a cold face, "Wash by yourself."
Before Pei Xianyi could argue, he walked to the bathroom door and turned his head to warn: "Don't play in the water, call me after washing."
Pei Dabao was aggrieved.
Xie Zhi didn't close the bathroom door tightly, leaned against the door, listened to the movement inside, took out his phone to check Weibo.
His enthusiasm for "playing big names" has disappeared, and only occasionally some people scold him.A few years ago, Xie Zhi, who was wronged so wrongly, would have desperately wanted to clarify himself. Seeing those curse words, he might have collapsed to the point of shutting himself up.
Dong Wen comforted him at that time, he was not afraid of being scolded if he entered this circle, but he was afraid that there would be no one to scold him.
Now Xie Zhi has become accustomed to it, although he can't achieve complete peace of mind, but at most there is a little discomfort, and it's over.
After swiping Weibo for a while, a message popped up on WeChat.Xie Zhi clicked in, and he blocked more than a dozen groups. After skimming through the private chats that he didn't want to reply to, the one who sent the message to him was his friend Li Jia.
When he was down and down, only Li Jia extended a helping hand, and the relationship between the two has always been good.
[Li Jia: I almost died from altitude sickness, after this trip, I will be guaranteed to win the best actor and I will not come up to die]
[Li Jia: I wanted to bring you a hidden knife, but Xiaobao stopped me desperately, saying rest, bro, we won't be on the hot search, tsk]
[Li Jia: I brought you a prayer wheel, I personally feel that it is a good rattle to coax children]
Xie Zhi had a little smile in his eyes, and typed slowly to reply.
【Xie Zhi: Thank you, I just need it】
【Li Jia: What do you need】
[Li Jia:? ? ?rattle? 】
[Li Jia: Did you make another woman's belly bigger behind my back?Are you sorry for me! 】
[Li Jia: The child is a few months old, can he be called godfather?]
[Li Jia: Wait, according to this timeline, you started dating Pei Xianyi before you divorced? 】
【withdraw】
【withdraw】
【withdraw】
【withdraw】
[Li Jia: What are you doing in a daze, withdraw!If someone sees this chat record, you're done! 】
【withdraw】
Xie Zhi: "..."
I don't know whether to be happy for my friend's enthusiasm, or to kill him first.
It's inconvenient to say more about Pei Xianyi, Xie Zhi was thinking about how to prevaricate, when he heard a "bang" from the bathroom, he immediately pushed the door open and entered.Pei Xianyi was sitting on the floor dripping wet, and it seemed that she slipped when she woke up after taking a shower.
Xie Zhi rolled up his sleeves, put the phone on the stool, frowned and helped him up: "Didn't you tell me to call me after washing?"
Pei Xianyi was not happy: "The chief doesn't like me, so he won't give me a bath."
Well, I still have a grudge.
Xie Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or to laugh, and was about to pick him up when he heard a "ding dong", and Li Jia sent another message.
[Li Jia: What about people? 】
Pei Xianyi was attracted by the phone, staring at the name, her dark pupils flickered with light, she couldn't see what she was thinking for a while.
Then he suddenly picked up Xie Zhi's cell phone and threw it into the flooded bathtub.
The cell phone was dead on the spot.
Xie Zhi, who witnessed the incident, said: "..."
It was useless to retrieve the mobile phone. He shook the victim who died tragically, and questioned the defendant as the plaintiff: "Mr. Pei, why doesn't my mobile phone look your way?"
It was a gift from Pei Xianyi, and he has used it for several years.
Pei Xianyi said with a sullen face, "There are annoying people on the board."
Xie Zhi raised his eyebrows——Li Jia?
Pei Xianyi and Li Jia are at most familiar faces, when did this kind of deep hatred of killing intent and throwing corpses begin?
Xie Zhi was puzzled, and secretly reminded himself not to argue with fools, helped Pei Xianyi out of the bathroom, took a big bath towel to wrap him up and rubbed him, then pressed him on the bedside to dry his hair, and found a clean one. Put the nightgown by the bed, turn on the night light: "Change it yourself, leave a light for you, call me if you need something."
Pei Xianyi snorted and huddled under the quilt to change into her nightgown.
Xie Zhi went back to the room and just found out the computer and turned it on when he heard Pei Xianyi calling him, so he had to go back again.Seeing him coming back, Pei Xianyi showed an innocent smile: "Sir, you haven't read me a bedtime story yet."
Is there such a process?
Xie Zhi turned on the light, saw a few books on the bedside, Chi asked: "These?"
Pei Xianyi nodded and looked at him expectantly.
Xie Zhi avoided the German book and picked up a random one - "Securities Analysis".
Xie Zhi: "..."
Under the anxious eyes of the child, he put down the extra-heavy book and calmly changed it.
The Wave Theory Classic.
The rest are some original documents, and I can't even understand the names.
Xie Zhi: "..."
Pei Xianyi urged: "Sir, I want to hear a story."
Xie Zhi took a deep breath: "Did you read this before going to bed?"
Pei Xianyi nodded.
Xie Zhi had no expression on his face: "It would be more reliable for you to read this bedtime story to me."
Facing Pei Xianyi's thirsty eyes for knowledge, Xie Zhi rubbed his forehead, threw away those books, and said sternly: "A long time ago, there was a rich kingdom. The king had countless gold. In the eyes of the citizens, The king is the happiest man in the world, but the king is actually very unhappy."
Pei Xianyi craned his neck curiously: "Why?"
Xie Zhi: "Because he often reads books that are difficult for others to understand, he is bald."
Pei Xianyi: "..."
Xie Zhi: "That's all for today, you should go to sleep."
Pei Xianyi lay back obediently: "Goodnight kiss!"
...It really is a request that a child would make.
Xie Zhi lowered his cold eyes, stared at him for a while, bent down, and kissed him lightly on the forehead: "Good night."
Pei Xianyi turned her head, with a smile in her eyes: "I want to kiss you too."
At this moment, his expression was very similar to before.
Xie Zhi straightened up, and said lightly: "No, you pay me for the phone first."
After speaking, he waved his hand, went to the door and turned off the light, and went back to his room.
Li Jia hasn't responded to the news yet, so after a while, I don't know where he has gone.
Xie Zhi turned on the computer and opened WeChat.
A line of words appeared under the avatar of the cold and emotionless black cat - please confirm the login on the mobile phone.
……
Xie Zhi: "Fuck."
The author has something to say: there will be an update tomorrow at [-] noon
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