Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

"Pfft!" Su Gu couldn't help it now, "Hey! Dude, if you can lose weight in a week, I will pay for your game cabin money for you!"

"..."

Duan Shaobo [He...was reborn when he was almost forty, right? 】

Su Gu dropped out of school when he was a junior. He was 21 at the time and had been playing games for 18 years. At 39, he was almost forty.

Gu Cijiu【Well, it's still a trough in my life. 】

System [... I think it is quite in line with his personality that he went down all the way in his previous life. 】

Su Gu's current performance is quite in line with the personality, he is a person who occasionally ignores his blood, and even 18 years of hardships have not completely polished off his youthful spirit.In the original plot, it was clearly written in black and white, saying that he caused a lot of trouble for himself because of this temper, but he still did not change his original intention.But to be correct, it should be said that he is an older middle school youth.

Duan Shaobo [However, senior brother, he believes that you will not lose weight, so it will add some trouble to you, right? 】

The son of luck is the bell of luck, the impact on Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo's mental aspects is negligible, but the physical aspect is not necessarily the same, Duan Shaobo and Gu Cijiu have both suffered from this aspect loss.

Gu Cijiu [There will indeed be trouble, but who made him speak up?The second-hand goods delivered to the door cannot be justified without being slaughtered. 】

"Are you sure?" Gu Cijiu turned around and asked Su Gu.

Su Gu's smile froze when asked, everyone could see that cold sweat started to break out on his forehead.Su Gu wanted to deny it, or turn around and leave, and he would come back to buy it after the two people left, but!He saw that another customer was actually making a video. In fact, that person came a little earlier than Su Gu. When Gu Cijiu was arguing with the clerk, he was already making a video.

Another character of Su Gu, he is very shameless, and thinks that face is more important than anything else, so even if he is in a weak position, he will challenge stronger forces for the wronged brother.

The third character design of Su Gu, the more nervous he is, the calmer the expression on his face, so in the original plot, this kind of Su Gu made people think that he was confident several times, so he strengthened his military spirit.

Therefore, Su Gu, who wanted to leave, didn't dare to run because of his face, so he could only pretend to be forceful with a cold face that was squeezed out by nervousness: "Okay."

"Okay, let's shoot a video at the same time and upload it on Weibo. Ah, the little brother just now should have filmed from beginning to end, how about asking him to be a witness for us? If I lose weight to the limit weight of the normal version Line, you pay for my game cabin, if I don’t lose weight, then I will pay for your game cabin. And whoever wins will give that little brother a 200 yuan red envelope.”

The sneak shot brother was originally a person who was afraid of chaos in the world and only wanted to gain attention. This incident was full of drama from the beginning to the end, and he must spread it on the Internet.Not to mention that Gu Cijiu also counted giving him a red envelope in the content of the bet, and this guy jumped out immediately: "Dude! The fat brother is so responsible, why? Cowardly?"

"Damn it!" Su Gu shouted immediately, he was pleasantly surprised to hear Gu Cijiu's last sentence, although he already had a preliminary plan for his own development, but if he could save the money to buy the machine, He was able to be much more generous in the early stage, and he was able to explain to his father one day earlier.

But there are two questions, one question is, what if his dad finds out about his betting with others from the Internet?After all, although a game cabin is very cheap, it is only compared to the salaried people. After all, it is an electronic product worth thousands of dollars. He is a poor student whose finances are strictly controlled. His father knows how the money comes from with his ass. .

There is another one, which is the most important one. There was no such thing in the first place!Did more history change because the fat man survived?So... so what if this fat man can really lose weight?No, it's impossible, for such a fat person, the ordinary version of the game cabin can bear two hundred catties...

"Fat brother, how much do you weigh now?" Su Gu asked.

"Two hundred and five, almost two hundred and six."

Fuck Su Gu!I ordered it today, and it will arrive in seven days. On average, I will lose at least eight catties a day. This is using laxatives as three meals a day, right?

"I'm not cowardly, but this fat guy, let's talk about it. You can't lose weight by taking laxatives like that. Otherwise, if you lose weight, you will have to go to the emergency room. I don't want to make a fuss. Life comes." That's what he said, but Su Gu knew that he was actually cowardly, he was afraid that his father would find out, he was also afraid that history had changed too much, and he was even more afraid of losing money if he lost.

The candid brother also nodded when he heard it: "That's true, there is no need to kill people."

"Don't worry, I will exercise to lose weight, and my boyfriend is with me. If you are still not at ease, then it's fine for me to upload exercise videos every day." Gu Cijiu said very firmly, and laughed after he finished speaking. He is now white and fat, with big hair and buns, his eyes can't be found at all when he smiles, and he still looks a little cute.

Gu Cijiu knew exactly what Su Gu was thinking.Once the child of luck changes from certainty to uncertainty about something, even if the uncertainty is only a trace, then the development of things depends more on the personal abilities of the participants.Although it was Gu Cijiu's first time to lose weight, but in terms of his familiarity with the body, no one is better than him.

"It's okay to bet with you, but if you want to play the video, you are sure that no one will be killed. If something happens to your body, it has nothing to do with us." Su Gu pointed at himself, and then pointed at the sneak camera brother, he It can be regarded as very capable of learning. Just now Gu Cijiu dragged Brother Candid Cam in as a common interest, and now he also dragged people in.

"Row!"

"That... Another buddy, can you make a mosaic for me?" Gang just decided on the bet in an arrogant manner, then turned around and Su Gu bowed his head to Brother Candid Camera, "Look, I'm still a student. My family knows that my father will never forgive me for this bet. But don't worry! If I lose, I will definitely not renege on my debt!"

The secret camera brother's expression became a little weird, and Gu Cijiu said: "Just make a mosaic for him, don't embarrass the children."

Su Gu's face flushed even redder, scolding MMP in his stomach, but he still tried his best to accompany his smiling face.

This incident was posted on the Internet two hours later. The sneak camera brother is actually a well-known big V, and his online name is Tofu who pretends to be dead.Then this tofu uploaded the video, this person is not too bad, he really coded Su Gu.Six hours after the video was uploaded, the two tags of #胖子减肥计算##胖子为游戏室减肥计# became popular searches.

The reason is that someone recognized this fat man as the fat man in the super funny "live broadcast accident" not long ago, and it was also a live broadcast accident where the wrong person was identified.The other fat man was on his way to meet with the netizens, first encountered a traffic jam, and then after watching the live broadcast and learning the truth of the incident, he had a heart attack.

The anchor's fans even ran under the Weibo account of the real fat man and carried out a live online violence.As a result, what these people did was so wicked that passers-by who couldn't stand it spontaneously gave up.

Just when the heat of these things was at its peak, the fat man who was mistaken at that time appeared again, and it was impossible not to attract attention.

That night, the fat man who had been mistaken posted a message under his new Weibo account called "Fatty Senior Brother": This is my dinner with @炒空的小先生, we are losing weight and gaining muscle duo.

o(*￣▽￣*)[email protected] Chubby’s senior brother is so skilled!Reply//@胖胖的大大兄：This is my dinner with @肥着的小师兄, we are a duo of weight loss and muscle gain.

On the micro-network, there is a dining table made of Jiugongtu. On the left side of the dining table is a large plate of vegetable salad, with a small piece of white chicken breast and a cup of yogurt.On the right side of the dining table, there is a plate of sweet and sour short ribs, two avocado sandwiches, a bowl of chocolate ice cream, a small basket of honey toast, two boiled eggs with only egg whites, and a plate of macaroni bolognese.

People in this world are really hostile. Under the Weibo accounts of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, many people came to suspect hype, abuse for no reason, and even sneer. Hacked those people's computers, but was held back by Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo—if it was really hacked, people would probably think they were attacked by hacker terrorists.

But there are also a few people who use these negative black letters to express their blessings, which shows that there are still people with kind thoughts.

The next morning, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo each uploaded their own breakfast, their weight at the moment, and photos of their bare upper bodies.

A fat man and a skeleton are really nothing to look at, and there are more negative sunspots.

After two o'clock in the afternoon, the two each uploaded a video file, which was an edited version of their morning exercise.

Gu Cijiu didn't go for a run, didn't go to the gym, or ate any internet celebrity brand weight loss food.His video feels like he is doing yoga. It is very simple yoga. One movement only lasts for 25 seconds, but each movement has a different breathing method. The video also has subtitles, indicating that it must be done in order to make the fat move.

In the video, Gu Cijiu was only wearing a pair of fat sweatpants, exposing the white flesh of his upper body. After just two movements, a lot of oily sweat appeared on the surface of his body. After the four movements were over, the sweat began to flow profusely. He stopped and couldn't move.

Gu Cijiu stopped, and the time of the video was fast-forwarded. An hour later, Gu Cijiu took a shower and changed into a pair of sweatpants, and continued to do this set of oversimplified yoga.

The vast majority of people who watched the video sneered at this video.

[Yo yo yo!Selling meat!Selling meat!Why didn't Weiwang block this fat man? ]

[Let’s be more serious about cheating. ]

[Because this is a video that cannot be faked, it is real.dog head.jpg]

[Hahahaha, the fat man wants to lose weight and wants to go crazy. ]

On the other end, Duan Shaobo also uploaded a video. Duan Shaobo's video is much more handsome. He obviously cut his hair, but it was only a little bit longer than the board inch. The glasses have not been changed, and the clothes are very old-fashioned clothes, and punch.

He played a bit like Baguazhang, the speed was not fast at the beginning, and the connection between one move and one style was a bit blunt.However, the momentum is superb!

[Fuck, this buddy has really practiced. ]

[Hehe, no matter what age they still engage in this stuff. ]

[Hush!What are you talking about, with the skill of the master, he can kill you with a single slap from eight hundred miles away, respect, respect, you know? !dog head.jpg]

It can be said that Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo started their road to Internet celebrity amidst cynicism.

At the end of the day, even if Gu Cijiu went to the electronic scale and it showed that he had lost five catties, no one believed it.As for Duan Shaobo's measurements, no one even looked at it.

The two of them didn't strangle anyone's neck, making anyone have to believe it.The two of them continued to lose weight and build muscle step by step. They posted pictures of the Jiugong dining table for three meals a day, and two edited videos in the morning and one evening. Around ten o'clock, Gu Cijiu posted a weight chart, and Duan Shaobo posted a measurement chart.

The change appeared on the third day, because... at this time, the changes of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo can already be clearly seen with the naked eye!

The current Gu Cijiu is still a white fat paper, but there is still a big difference between 260 catties of white fat paper and 220 catties of white fat paper. Forty catties of meat are enough to stew a pot.Although the fat was evenly removed from his body, it was obviously one size smaller!

Duan Shaobo is the same, he is still a thin man now, but in the past he was so skinny that he could not stand up in a short-sleeved T-shirt.Now it is obvious that there is flesh, and the whole body is also growing evenly. His thin face with protruding cheekbones has become a more normal oval face, his arms and legs have become like normal people, and his chest has thin pectoral muscles. He doesn't look so gloomy and wretched anymore.

There are still a group of people shouting fakes below! P's!Is the filter set too high? !

But there are more people, with the mood of giving it a try, to try it!

[Worship God!Really useful! ]

[The movement is very simple, but with breathing, I can't even hold the second movement for 25 seconds. ]

[I don’t know if it has the effect of losing weight, but it definitely has the effect of helping sleep.I did the first movement twice, I was so tired that I couldn't resist going to the bathroom, and I slept super soundly at night. ]

[Very useful!Very useful!Really useful!I lost two pounds on the first day!Cried! ]

This era is an era when all people lose weight, and paper people are beautiful.A lot of self-media said that "everyone can be thin, if you are not thin, you are lazy", but how do you ask a person who works more than ten hours a day and is so tired to go to the gym?Moreover, everyone's physical condition is different. Some people gain weight after drinking cold water, some people eat and drink too much and become thin, and some people get fatter as they exercise. What should I do?

All kinds of weight loss products are very popular, but I don’t know how many people get sick every year after eating these things, but there are still countless people who buy them.

Losing weight is definitely a big IP!

The tofu who pretended to be dead also had a keen sense of smell, and immediately after contacting Gu Cijiu, he went to their house to live broadcast.

"Brother Fat, you really look much thinner." It was already the fifth day when the dead tofu arrived, and Gu Cijiu managed to lose 53 pounds of fat. A 1.8-meter-five man is now In his early [-] catties, he can be said to be fat, but he can also be said to be strong.What's more, after losing so much fat, his skin didn't become loose, but became tighter and tighter.

Moreover, Gu Cijiu's fat man's skin was originally very white, but now it looks white and glowing, and his facial features can finally be seen roughly.

"Thank you."

The live broadcast has already started. Although it is not a particularly big Internet celebrity, there are quite a few people who come because of the advance notice, and tens of thousands of people watch it every minute: "Fat brother, to be honest, before I came, I thought you were using it." Filters, or took a lot of laxatives, but now I can see that you are definitely not, so I apologize to you first. Then I want to ask, what method did you use to lose weight?"

"It's the gymnastics routine I posted on the Internet." Gu Cijiu said.

"So, can you give us a live performance?"

"Yes." Gu Cijiu said while doing, and many people followed his explanation and did this set of gymnastics in every corner of Xiaguo.

In terms of movements, this set of exercises is really, really simple.The first part is to stand up and raise your hands forward, but the breathing method is very complicated. The arrangement requires exhalation, inhalation, long exhalation, long inhalation, breath holding, large inhalation, bubble breathing and so on.

Gu Ci didn't stop for a long time, he performed the first four movements while explaining.

Even if there is no desire to defecate, it is rare to be able to persist until the third movement. After the second movement is over, it is obvious that there is no movement, but the muscles of the whole body can feel strong tension, as if they have just exercised vigorously. It was the same as before, and besides the fatigue, what rose next was the comfort of stretching out the whole body, making people want to find a place to sleep well.

However, due to time constraints, more people can only go back to work with a yawn.

When repeating one to four movements for the third time, the tofu came back.

"Fat brother, I want to ask, where did you learn this movement? Which yoga master did you meet?"

"I'm not a yoga master, but a grandfather. I have a physique that makes me fat when I drink water. I once wanted to lose weight. I eat diet meals every day, don't drink cola, don't eat cakes and fried chicken, and then I exercise. The result is that I I was admitted to the hospital... Later, I also participated in that kind of closed weight loss club, but it was useless. I gave up at first, half a month ago, right? When I was out shopping, an old man found me, Tell me that I am very suitable for practicing the fitness method he newly researched, and Shaobo also met at that time..."

Gu Cijiu faced the camera and started talking "nonsense".

Of course, he and his junior brother are going to get back to their best shape, but if no one pays attention, it’s fine for them to adjust their bodies pretty and silently through exercise, but now that Su Gu is interfering, Gu Cijiu’s Losing weight has become a matter of much attention, so it naturally needs a reasonable process for the two of them to change from a fat house/thin monkey to a male god so quickly.

Then invite visitors from other worlds to carry this pot on their backs!

Tofu looked at Gu Cijiu with a look of "I believe you are a ghost"!

Ordinary people would probably think it was nonsense when they heard what he said, but if it was a "superior" who knew the situation in the other world, they would suddenly realize it.And Gu Cijiu is not afraid of being exposed. Although there are several well-managed organizations in the other world, because of the strong individual strength, it is recognized that there are still many hermits in this world.

These hermits are both good and evil. They came to the earth to observe the people on the earth, and then found a few people on the earth to try fighting qigong and so on. What is taught is the basic martial arts that have different effects, but are also very suitable for people on earth.At the beginning, these two sets of exercises can only lose weight and strengthen the body, but if anyone continues to practice, they will get an unexpected surprise.

"Do you think that such a magical grandpa fell from the sky, would we believe it?" Tofu thought this way, and asked the same question. As a self-media person who regards likes and fans as the highest purpose, he has "professional ethics." "of!

Gu Cijiu spread his hands: "Why don't you believe it? This is the reality? Grandpa explained, why did you let Shaobo and I take different paths? Because we both represent the two directions of evolution, and I am the one who can be better. In the ancient world, it is easier for people like me to store energy to survive the cold winter. Although Shaobo is thin, he has great strength, and his muscles need more energy than normal people. Energy, that's why he doesn't get fat no matter what he eats."

Tofu was fooled into a little faith: "It seems to make sense... I also know people who are very thin but very strong, and they don't get fat no matter how much they eat."

"Well, my grandfather taught me a total of 24 sets of movements, but now I can only do the first ten, and the following movements will become more and more complicated."

"Oh, can you show us all the first ten moves today?"

"Yes." Gu Cijiu took a deep breath and started to move. He had just performed the first four movements, all of which were the most common static movements combined with breathing techniques. Starting from the fifth movement, it was finally "movement". , but still just a simple action.Until the ninth, it is a more coherent movement.

After completing the ten movements, Gu Cijiu's whole body looked as if he had just come out of the water, and his flesh was shiny.

Tofu took a tissue and wiped it on Gu Cijiu, but Gu Cijiu avoided it.He looked at Gu Cijiu's eyes, hehehehe smirked twice - Tofu also felt a little strange, he is also a very courageous person, although he doesn't do things that are too outrageous, but the actress who goes to the nightclub high, drag racing He also broadcasted the rich second generation and the like in front of the big and round bodyguards.But facing the fat man now, he couldn't help being a lot more honest.