Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

After Fatty fell ill, what the UP master of the Affair Team did could be called insane. Instead of calling 110 immediately, he jumped out and continued filming.Passers-by around thought they were filming some funny video, and no one called for emergency services, and many people even watched and laughed.As for the people who watched his live broadcast...including Su Gu, they were all infected by inexplicable excitement, and thought that others would call the police.So the UP master of the Affair Special Team kept filming until the fat man died...

What the Affair Special Team did was basically tantamount to murder. After that, the relevant personnel in this video group became street rats.As an audience, Su Gu knew that he was also an accomplice.But soon,

Su Gu wanted to use this incident to prove that he was not dreaming, and he thought that he should be able to save the fat man in time.

The fat man is here!

The fat man is wearing a super fat blue short-sleeved shirt, and underneath is a pair of denim shorts that seem to have two side pockets sewn together. In fact, this fat man is quite tall, at least 185, and his facial features are not bad. Okay, but he's just too fat, and the bloated fat hides all the goodness.

Especially in this summer, fat people are prone to sweating. The fat man walked all the way, not only made his hair wet, but also covered his face with oily sweat. People who walked across from the fat man chose to avoid him. Some people covered their noses, but the fat man had no smell at all.

Seeing the fat man walk in, Su Gu was a little puzzled—it didn't seem to be him, the fat man in memory wasn't so tall, right?

But the fat man walked straight to the middle of the pedestrian street, and sat down on the bench next to the flower bed, which was where the fat man sat in his memory.Then, the woman arranged by Affair Squad passed by.Seeing the woman wearing a long red skirt and a white top, Su Gu confirmed that it should be the fat man.

The unlucky man originally came to meet netizens, but he didn't know that from the very beginning, all of this was fake, including his female pen pal, who was controlled by a group of vicious and laughing men on the other side of the computer. symbols that exist.He is the joke chosen by the UP owner of the Affair Team. He is fat, ugly, and has no backstage. He has always wanted to have a girlfriend, but the women who saw him scared away the first time they saw him.

Then he was waiting there for his imaginary girlfriend, but he met an unusually beautiful woman who was slightly injured, he would comfort her, and this woman would bring even greater surprises, and she would say that she had never met before. Having lived such a good man, she will express that she does not dislike his obesity, and even thinks he is a bit cute. What is even more surprising is that she will invite him to the hotel.

Let alone such a fat man, how many men can still stand firm in the face of this kind of temptation?I'm afraid that half of the ten will lose their heads, after all, this is a beautiful blessing sent to their door.But at the moment when the fat man was full of joy and grabbed the woman, the UP master popped out holding his mobile phone and told him: "Surprise! Everything that happened just now was shared with more than 3 viewers through the installed camera. Fatty, would you like to say good afternoon to everyone?"

The images of the previous life flashed before his eyes, and Su Gu, who was also watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone, found that the reality was not progressing that way, and it was wrong from the beginning.

The woman in red cried and sat on the same bench as the fat man. The fat man didn't ask the woman in red what was wrong, he stood up and walked aside.

"Thank you, you are so considerate." The red-clothed woman's words were exactly as she remembered, she twisted the matter into the meaning of "Give me all the chairs, you are so considerate", right?

The fat man nodded expressionlessly, still looking at the intersection.

"Are you waiting for someone?" the woman in red asked.

"Well, my boyfriend."

"Oh, so it's a man..."

It's quiet here for ten seconds. Whether it's the woman in red, Su Gu, or the Affair Special Team, and the bullet screens full of negative content on the special service team's live broadcast room, they are all quiet, as if the whole world has clicked pause.

[Hahahahahaha! !Funny, you seduce people without knowing their sexuality! ]

[Such a fat man has hot eyes no matter if he is flirting with a woman or a man]

[to die to die to die to die to die]

[How big is this fat man's bust?Just based on this pair of giant tits, it should be very cool to have a shot with him]

[Is this tm looking for the wrong person? ]

The anchor cut the camera to himself: "Don't worry, everyone, although there was a little misunderstanding, we will be able to change people soon."

(There is no specific requirement for sexual orientation in this world, Su Gu has a married couple of lilies in the original plot)

The embarrassed woman in red left, and the fat man sat back on the bench. After a while, a handsome guy with a great figure and long legs walked over. Men, many seduction actions against women were all done by him.

Before he goes to seduce the fat man, Simon expresses all kinds of disgust and nausea on the screen, as well as his determination to succeed.

Unlike the woman in red, Simon didn't take the route of suffering, he walked straight to the direction where the fat man was, took out a cigarette, groped around and found that he didn't have a fire: "Hello, can I borrow a fire? "

"I don't smoke, I don't have a fire, sorry." The fat man said.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Simon was very sincere, and he put away his cigarettes, "I also know that smoking in public is not good, but... sometimes I just can't help it."

The fat man smiled politely, but didn't speak.

"Um...you don't look well, your head is sweating, are you feeling unwell? Do you need me to help you to a nearby shop to rest?"

"No need, I'm fine." The fat man paused for a moment, then suddenly bent down and stretched out his hand... He directly took the small camera hidden in the flower bed next to the bench!Then he handed the small camera to Simon, "I know you people also have to eat when you do live broadcast, but my boyfriend is coming soon, please stop harassing me."

"..." At this moment, the world was silent again for ten seconds.

"I cao you fat man!" Simon was filled with anger. He thought it would be a successful live broadcast, but it was followed by clicks, money, advertisements, and beauties. The live broadcast is indeed popular, but it is the kind of fire that they are regarded as the laughing stock of the live broadcast industry.Don't look at Simon's gentle manner all the time, in fact he has a bad temper, and on the spot Simon raised his arm and pointed at the fat man and wanted to hit someone.

The fat man's expression darkened, and he stood up abruptly. Simon suddenly realized that this fat man was even taller than him, and he was as strong as a wall.Although Simon feels that his fitness is not in vain, but... this fat man... the more he looks, the more terrifying he looks...

Shivering, Simon ran away in despair.

He didn't see anyone on the road, and bumped into someone, apologized hastily, and ran over.

The person who was bumped by him didn't care, he quickly walked up to the fat man and looked him up and down.The aggressive fat man just now, now looks like a vented... fat man, a little sluggish but the size remains the same: "Brother, we just happen to be two fat and thin CPs. Hahahaha!"

The person who came was of course the junior brother~ He is really thin, but he is not short, so he looks like a praying mantis, especially he is a little hunchbacked, with messy hair, and wears super earthy brown glasses.

The fat senior brother stretched out his hand, and the skinny junior brother took this hand. The two joined hands and went to watch a movie.

Su Gu was hiding in the corner, but his hands were trembling: "It's...it's not the same at all..."

Not only did the fat man not die from a heart attack due to anger, but he fought back fiercely. Moreover, he was not lying, he really had a boyfriend. This was not in his memory, no, it was not in his dream , So, as expected, everything he experienced was actually just a dream? !

Su Gu essentially believes in his own rebirth, believes that he is the favored person of the heavens, and the protagonist of fate, because the memory of that rebirth is so real, and those strategy posts on the Internet are accumulated by himself by doing tasks. The experience, the pain of leaving his girlfriend, the embarrassment of having a small pocket, and the real aliens who came into close contact after the fusion of the two worlds, all of them are so vivid.

No matter how you think about it, it's not like a dream.

But with certainty comes uncertainty, because he himself is a 2D enthusiast, and he especially likes everything in the Western Fantasy setting, including movies, games, and novels. Switched to a figurine, he can remember the birthday of his favorite virtual character, but he may not be able to remember Valentine's Day.

——In the original plot, Su Gu learned one thing well, that is, set the advance reminder on the mobile notepad, and then set it as time sharing in the game cabin. He bought gifts for his girlfriend in the original plot based on this.

When he is free, such as before going to sleep, his favorite thing is to close his eyes and think wildly. He often dreams of various magical worlds. Some of him became a hero, but there are also various people who were killed. He dreamed of a tragic world. , is not surprising.

This time to save the fat man was a proof, but the facts told him that his dream was wrong!

For was it true that his dream was a false dream?As for why he dreamed of Fatty's tragic end on the live broadcast?Of course, it was because the UP prepared in the early stage was also edited into a small video and released, so everyone knows what will happen today.As for the fat man having a heart attack... because the heart function of fat people is not very good, this can also be said to be a reasonable inference, and then he projected all this into his dream?

"No, no, that red dress... I remember it very clearly, and I also remember that woman..." Su Gu didn't remember a fat man who died of a heart attack, but he remembered the beautiful woman in red. , It’s the clothes, it’s that person, “It’s not a dream, it must not be a dream, it’s just my rebirth, which changed the world and history, so that fat man was the one who responded.”

System [Oh, host, the son of luck is still going to buy a game cabin. 】

Gu Cijiu [Of course, even if he doesn't buy it now, he will still buy it after he finds out that the game plot is indeed the same as in his 'dream'.It is even more beneficial for us to buy now, at least he will not hate the fat man who misled him. 】

Duan Shaobo [It is enough to plant a seed in the heart of the son of luck. This seed will tell him that his every move will change the history of the world, and then we will be much less resistant to being bad guys. 】

System [This is true. 】

Gu Cijiu [System, how is that fat man? 】

Gu Cijiu is a fat man, but he is not the fat man in the plot. The bus that the original owner was taking was controlled by the traffic lights by the system and got stuck halfway.Now, the original owner who was looking at the phone out of boredom had seen what happened just now from the push on the website, and then... he had a heart attack.

Now the uncle driver of the bus is turning the bus into an ambulance and rushing to the nearest hospital as fast as possible.

System [safe to base, no problem. 】

Although the original owner put a heavy burden on his body due to obesity, he is still very young, so he can survive this time without any problem.

However, when the system took a look at the situation of the original owner, and then at the sudden explosion under the original owner's micro-network account, it was not happy at all.

System [Host, people in this world are so hostile...]

After the dispirited "Affair Agent Team" UP went back, he released all the information about Fatty in all aspects. His loyal fans, and some people who were full of malicious intentions, immediately ran to Fatty's various social accounts. Sending some extremely insulting words, it is obvious that the fat man is the biggest victim.

If it’s just like this, forget it, now that Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo are buying fried yogurt, the guy who sells fried yogurt looks at him very disgustingly, and now Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, he started to sell it to the side The girl who grilled the sausage muttered: "It's so disgusting, it's embarrassing to come out like this."

The sausage girl's answer was not much better: "That's right, I didn't piss and take pictures by myself, one is disgusting, it's double, especially if the two of them are still having sex, that's four times."

Again, it's not illegal to do things in this world, probably because the book writer wants to catch up with the trend and take out to please some girls with hobbies, so some of Su Gu's subordinates are very interesting to interact with.But in terms of the book, this book is very interesting, but it is too eye-catching for Su Gu, the son of luck, to mention Qiao Yuan whenever he makes a major decision.

These two people just lowered their volume slightly, but Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo could definitely hear them, and even these two people knew they could hear them, they did it on purpose.

The system said angrily [The baked yogurt seller has already turned on the phone video! 】

So these two are messing around.

Duan Shaobo [The system is okay, it's all right.We know that baked yogurt is good enough.However, senior brother, the hostility of these people is a bit strange. 】

Both of them are old gingers, and they don't care about this kind of insignificant word of mouth.However, it wasn't just these two snack salesmen, from the time they left the room to here, there were too many similar incidents.It’s not that people in other worlds don’t discriminate against appearance. While people are shouting for spiritual beauty, few don’t care about appearance. This is actually an evolutionary trend. Under normal conditions, better appearance means a spouse with better genes.

But since you are a person in the civilized world, you have to know a little bit of taboo, right?As the saying goes, you don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you expose someone.What's more, Duan Shaobo and Gu Cijiu's appearance is a bit rough at the moment, but they are not at the level of a scourge, so why are they facing so much malice?

Gu Cijiu [System, you go on the Internet to see the negative news around the world, and what are the top ones on the major social networks. 】

System [Okay! 】

After walking around the system, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo had finished eating the baked yogurt and took their seats at an ice cream shop.

System [_(:з」∠)_Host, little brother, this round is really horrible, the top of the list is all disgusting news, racial discrimination, murder, obscene pranks, etc., the ranking is low The various types of information before are one thousand, and they occupy nine hundred and ninety-nine.

Compared with ten years ago, the crime rate of vicious crimes in all countries has increased significantly, and in some areas it has even doubled or tripled. Although this is related to the increase in the unemployment rate in the economic recession, the increase is also terrible.Xia Guo's situation is slightly better, but there are also undercurrents. 】

Duan Shaobo [Eldest brother, is this another world already doing something? 】

Gu Cijiu [It seems that... this is also urging all countries in the world to launch "Bokaman Continent". 】

The low-end game cabin of "Bokaman Continental" is very cheap. Obviously, the purpose of various countries is to promote it, not to make money from the game cabin. Even the middle-end version can be purchased with a loan, and the repayment is not guaranteed Instead of using real currency, you can use game currency instead.

The large-scale Internet cafes built by the state have already been listed for business, but the "Bokaman Continent" game cabin in the Internet cafes is temporarily unavailable.

The game currency is directly linked to several real currencies and can be exchanged in real time. This has been the main feature of the game from the beginning, which means that playing games is equal to work.Although this has brought about a labor shortage in many large enterprises, it has indeed reduced the crime rate and solved many idlers.

Can the top leaders of various countries not know?After passing through so many worlds, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo's common thinking is not to overestimate the average IQ of any intelligent creature in any world, but also not to underestimate the intelligence of any world elite.

Gu Cijiu [I don't want to think about it so much, it is enough for us to have a general understanding of the overall situation in our minds, the main goal is still...]

System [Son of Luck? 】

"This blueberry-flavored ice cream is delicious, although it tastes more like a rum-flavored one." [How is it possible?Of course it's food, drink and merrymaking. 】

"I still like eating candied haws."

"I'll go back and make it for you later."

"Ah."

system【……】

Su Gu finally managed to get his class teacher, most of the class teachers in universities, it is reasonable to say that after four years, they can get to know all the students in the class, that is considered enthusiastic, most of them may not appear once in a semester of.However, Su Gu found an extremely enthusiastic head teacher. Although he said that he was doing it for the benefit of the students, but because he called Su's father about Su Gu's suspension of school, Su's father was angry. Dead things happen.

This is probably why Su Gu remembered that fat man so deeply, as if it was retribution. A few days ago he watched a person die from a heart attack on the Internet. A few days later, his own relatives also died of a heart attack.

That fat man is fine this time, so will my father be fine too?

Su Gu felt that he should have persuaded the head teacher, but he was still uneasy. However, he still came to the "Bokaman Continent" game equipment sales office. He could buy it online, but his father didn't like his The mobile phone is monitored, and his online banking transfers will be checked regularly.

When Su Gu bought items over 300 yuan, his father would always call and ask, so he chose to take out all the cash and go to the store to pay for it like last time—his father would think that he would use cash to pay the tuition Yes, in fact, the tuition fee has always been transferred. He can get hundreds of dollars of pocket money from his family by doing this every semester.

So the accident happened again, he met an acquaintance in the store, that fat man, and this time there was a thin man beside him.

This time it was really a coincidence. After Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo combined their situations, Duan Shaobo quit his job and moved to Gu Cijiu's house.

Gu Cijiu’s parents passed away early, but they left him three houses. He sold one and then sold a smaller one-bedroom and one-living room. The money from the sale of the house was very good.Duan Shaobo is one of the seven children of his parents. He is in the middle and doesn't get much attention. He came out to work after graduating from junior high school, and now works as an assembler in a factory.

The two of them moved out after busy work, and went out to buy a game cabin.In the original plot, it was not written exactly which business hall Su Gu went to buy the game cabin. The two of them walked halfway and knew that Su Gu was also coming here. After thinking about it, they didn't hide.

And Su Gu was so surprised by this coincidence that he didn't even hear what the sales lady who received him said clearly, but just followed them to the counter, and his attention was all on the fat man.

"We can just buy two regular ones."

"But sir, the regular ones really can't hold up to your weight. We're not kidding you, but when you move around on regular strength pedals, it's likely to cause the pedals to collapse and break."

"I will lose weight. Don't you guys deliver this to your door in a week? At that time, I will reach the weight standard. The reinforced version is not sensitive enough for people of normal weight, right?"

"Sir, you want to lose weight within a week to within the normal range..."

Su Gu, who was quite nervous at first, was about to laugh. How lacking in self-knowledge is this fat man?If losing weight was so easy, there would be no fat people in this world.

"Then if it's not like this, I won't make it difficult for you. I'm here to order two regular versions. If I don't lose weight after a week, I'll return them and buy the reinforced version."