Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

System [(⊙o⊙)...Little Junior Brother, it seems to be true when you say that? 】

It's like a saying "Life is like a rape, if you can't resist, just enjoy it".People who really say this sentence are very disgusting. Forced X can never be enjoyed. The so-called lying down enjoyment is just numbness under the inability to resist.

Duan Shaobo [For him, this world is equivalent to a magic cave that imprisoned him, he doesn't hate who this world hates...]

System [QAQ, little brother, then we are helpless.As long as he can't go back, he will hate this world, but he just can't go back!Isn't this a two-way world that can go back and forth, or a fast-travel world? 】

Duan Shaobo [Is there such a world? 】

System [Yes,_(:з」∠)_Little Junior Brother, don’t worry about any world problems, you will always run into them if you wear too much, it’s important to solve the immediate situation first! 】

Duan Shaobo [Saving the world, I think it's actually quite easy. 】

System【 Huh? Σ(⊙▽⊙"a]

Duan Shaobo【It's what the elder brother did to Zhang Yuming. 】

System [Little Junior Brother QAQ is already at this time, don't tease me. 】

Duan Shaobo [I didn't tease you, it was really done by the elder brother.Zhang Yuming...probably felt that this world bound him, dragged him, and prevented him from leaving. It was because he either brought primitive people from ignorance to civilization by himself, or even if he was just a helper, he also played an important role. , but the more he contributes, the more he hates this world. 】

System [Oh oh oh!I understand a little bit!Could it be that Zhang Yuming felt that the world wanted to get rid of ignorance, so he was arrested from modern times. 】

Duan Shaobo [Yes!The system makes your statement clearer!Probably when Zhang Yuming watched the world develop better and better, and the life of the indigenous people here became happier and happier, the more he hated it...]

"Elder brother?" Just as he was actively analyzing with the system, Duan Shaobo was suddenly hugged from behind, and the hands that hugged him tightly tightened his waist.Of course there is only one person who can do this to him quietly.

"You will always be in a daze inadvertently, but I don't think you are in a daze." Ah Xiao whispered in his ear, "Who is it? Who can be closer to you than me? Can even directly touch your soul?"

System【o(Д)っ!Little, little brother! 】Suddenly very afraid of swelling?

"Eldest Brother..." After calling out for the first time, Duan Shaobo didn't want to change the address. Anyway, people here don't know what "Eldest Brother" is, they just think it's their nickname for each other. Being dishonest at the beginning, Duan Shaobo was easily made out of breath by him, "Master, I...I want to eat candied haws..."

He had been worried about something wrong with the senior brother's soul before, and he dealt with him cautiously, but today's incident inspired Duan Shaobo not only from the son of luck, but also from the senior brother—in fact, the senior brother It's so powerful, there's really no need for him to handle it with care, right?

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Ah Da stopped moving.

Duan Shaobo [System! 】

System [I am here!I'm trying! 】No matter how stupid the system is, it knows that now is the best time to re-communicate with the host.

Duan Shaobo […] was obviously nervous just now, but when the system responded, a scene of a millet man trying to pass the sewer with a leather stick suddenly appeared in Duan Shaobo's mind.As a result, the tension or something disappeared in an instant.

However, although the tension is gone, Ah Da is still standing still, and Duan Shaobo puts his hand on his hand and does not move.The two of them just sat there, as if in a daze.

Suddenly, Ah Da started to move, Duan Shaobo didn't react, he was dragged down in the middle of the fur on the ground, and Ah Da was pressed down...

╮(╯▽╰)╭ However, the system still failed to unblock the sewer, bah bah!Had he not been able to contact Gu Cijiu, Ah Da was still Ah Da.

System 【QAQ】

When Duan Shaobo woke up, Ah Da was gone.But before Ada left, Duan Shaobo had already cleaned up his body, otherwise he would not only be dotted with cherry blossom petals, but also have two problems such as back pain that makes him unable to sit up straight.

Duan Shaobo [Is it not loose at all? 】

System 【QAQ No. 】The system wants to become an ostrich and stick its head in the sand. Its upgrade is no different from no upgrade!

Duan Shaobo [It's okay, it will get better slowly. 】

System [QAQ um. 】

Just as they stopped talking, Ah Da came in. He was holding a wooden plate with fruits filled with honey on it. He handed a pair of wooden chopsticks to Duan Shaobo: "This should not be candied haws, but I twisted it hard. That's all I can think of."

"Then I'll wait for you to make me real candied haws." Duan Shaobo put a piece of fruit into his mouth, and Ah Da leaned over and licked the honey off his lips: "Apart from candied haws, have I forgotten other fruit?" So, sometimes I feel like you are looking at others through me. But I know, it’s not someone else, it’s me, but it’s me who hasn’t forgotten the other. We were together in the previous life, yes ?"

"Don't you think the incident in your previous life sounds unreal?"

"When all other possibilities become impossible, the most unlikely thing left is the truth...I should have heard these words elsewhere." Ah Da poked his eyebrows, ""

The system […]_(:з」∠)_ has a feeling that... the host is indeed the host, and I am indeed mine.

"We are not only together in the last life, we have been together for a long time."

Ah Da grabbed Duan Shaobo's hand and kissed the back of his hand: "I will remember how to make candied haws."

The two hugged each other quietly, enjoying this intimacy...

After Ah Da left, the system finally expressed its uncontrollable emotion [Little brother, the host didn't ask 'Do you like me in the past or the me now']

Duan Shaobo chuckled [It's enough for senior brother to know that it's all about himself, but, system, are you ready? 】

System [Huh? (ω) What are you preparing? 】

Duan Shaobo【Eldest brother will not be jealous of himself, but when he comes back, he realizes that I have been whispering to you for a long time... I think he will be jealous of you. 】

System [QAQ, little brother help! 】

While Duan Shaobo was laughing and waiting for the senior brother's delicious food, Zhang Yuming was walking anxiously with Firefly towards his dormitory.

It was a wooden house that looked similar to the standard of the hospital, but it was bigger than the hospital, and the outside was colorfully decorated.

"Most of the unmarried females in our tribe live here. There is absolutely no problem in terms of safety. You don't have to worry about it." Seeing that he was nervous, Firefly patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.

It was Yalan who was waiting for them at the door of the dormitory. Yalan was no longer a priest. Although he was a few years older, he looked more energetic than a few years ago: "You are a newcomer. Female, right? I'm Yalan, the captain of the first harvesting team, just follow me from now on."

"Okay, hello, my name is Zhang Yuming, you can call me Xiaozhang." Zhang Yuming hurriedly said hello. On the way here, Firefly had already introduced this person to him, especially since he was still his supervisor. Zhang Yuming was afraid Not respectful enough.

"Okay, Xiaozhang." It turned out that Duan Shaobo gave himself a three-letter name, which was surprising, but now there are many more people with three-letter names, so it's no longer surprising, "Ying Ying Worm, leave Xiaozhang to me, you can go back."

"Okay." Firefly waved to Zhang Yuming and left.

"Come on, let's take a look at where you live first." Yalan smiled and motioned Zhang Yuming to enter the wooden house.

There was a platform with two stairs in front of the door of the wooden house, Zhang Yuming went up in two steps, but he didn't see Yalan when he got to the door, he turned around and saw that Yalan was still walking up the second stairs.Zhang Yuming quickly turned around and helped Yalan up, Yalan thanked: "Thank you, Xiaozhang. I hurt my back when I was pregnant with my second and third child, and I can't walk very well."

Carrying the second child and the third... Carrying...

Although Zhang Yuming already knows that beasts in this world are real men, females look like men, but they actually play the role of women.But this really involved the issue of having a child from a big man's speech, Zhang Yuming just wanted to scream loudly——pervert!

There are no more women in this world, and childbearing is a man's job. He only feels dirty and scary.And this horror is not over in a while, but the more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes.

In the modern society with excellent medical conditions, the female staff he worked under in the past were originally healthy, and many of them were found because of high blood pressure, heart disease, and diabetes after giving birth.Especially once the two-child quota is set, many older mothers are more likely to fall ill.Like Yalan, he also knows a similar elder sister who hurt her back in order to give birth, and it is not easy to squat, and it takes a lot of effort to sit down every time.

Yalan also felt Zhang Yuming's hand tremble, and he also understood that he had said something wrong.Indeed, she is still an unmarried little female, so just tell him that having a child is harmful to her body... He also lived too many good days and became unrestrained.

Yalan was embarrassed, but she also knew that the more she explained, the more awkward she became, so she could only pretend that Zhang Yuming hadn't noticed anything wrong, and dragged him into the dormitory.

In the dormitory, there are no curtains, but bamboo partitions. Each person’s small space includes a bed, a small table, a small stool, and two hanging cabinets above the bed.Yalan opened the hanging cabinet, took out two pieces of cloth from inside, and handed it to Zhang Yuming with a bit of pride: "This is for you, don't be reluctant, use it! Take a look, is there anything missing?"

Only their Black Panther tribe can generously distribute it to newcomers directly, and they can get so much for every point.

"Excuse me, where can I eat?"

"There is a cafeteria in the tribe, and it's about time. I'll take you there. I'll take you there. It's about time. A group of people who are showing off their fists should also go to eat. Let me introduce you."

"Thank you!"

On the way to the cafeteria, Zhang Yuming learned from Yalan that there are not many young females in the gathering team. They are mostly in the hunting team, guard team and farm reclamation team. Old injuries that are difficult to recover, or are too old for over 40 years old, etc.

Zhang Yuming could hear some hints from Yalan, so he didn't ask any more questions, just pretending that he didn't hear it.He just wanted to pay off the debt as soon as possible, and then left, he didn't want to stay in this horrible place at all.

Another day later, Zhang Yuming was still sleepy, so someone woke him up. He looked up to see that the sky was still dark, and he was still sleeping with his eyes closed, when someone directly opened the door of his cubicle and came in.Zhang Yuming, who couldn't see anything in the dark, was so frightened that he suddenly woke up: "You, what are you going to do?!"

Someone outside laughed loudly: "This newcomer is so interesting."

"What else can I do? I'm going to work!" Zhang Yuming heard the helpless voice of the visitor, and Zhang Yuming heard it a little familiar. After careful recollection, he remembered that it was Yalan, and then he realized what he was going to do. .

Hastily put on his pants and shoes, Zhang Yuming followed Yalan out of the dormitory, but when he came out he found that it was just him and Yalan: "Where are the others?"

"Didn't I tell you yesterday? You are the only one living in the dormitory in the first team."

"Oh, yes!" The group of people I met in the cafeteria yesterday were all handsome men with families and children, and he was the only one living in the single dormitory. "Then what do the people in my dormitory do?" When he came back yesterday, there was no one in the dormitory. Those people should have come back early this morning.

"They are all from the second hunting team, and they just came back this morning."

Zhang Yuming nodded. According to his experience in modern times, he felt that his life in the dormitory would not be too easy in the future. After all, he was too individual and too unmotivated.Moreover, Zhang Yuming really doesn't know how to deal with these male...female children, sisters?

Zhang Yuming didn't even dare to look up at his boss, Yalan, because he was afraid that people would notice the unconcealable disgust in his eyes.

He also knew that his attitude was wrong, but there was nothing he could do.

There was an ox cart waiting at the station. The ox... Zhang Yuming took two steps back when he saw it. Not only was the ox big, but it also had a layer of black and green scales on its body. Even standing under the sun It also gives people a feeling of hell demon god.

"Sit, be the car it pulls?"

"Don't worry, this scaled ox has been tamed, it's fine."

"Okay." Zhang Yuming bit the bullet and got into the car. Although the ground had been leveled, it was still very bumpy. The road was not long. Although Zhang Yuming didn't suffer from motion sickness, his coccyx really hurt.

When it was time to get off the car, Zhang Yuming quickly jumped off.Then he discovered that this place did not seem to be a virgin forest, but an artificial one, because the unknown fruit trees were arranged neatly in rows.

"Okay, let's get the baskets and start working!" Yalan greeted, and everyone went to get them. When Zhang Yuming arrived, Yalan asked him, "Xiao Zhang, do you want to come with me?"

"No, no, I can still do this." Zhang Yuming quickly refused, he finally had a little time to be alone, he wanted to be quiet and quiet.

"Okay then." Yalan smiled and didn't say much.

The trees here are short and slender, but they look good. The canopy is a complete umbrella shape, covered with purple-red broad bean-shaped fruits. It is absolutely no problem to be a modern landscape tree.What they want to pick are these broad beans, and the others easily pick them off one by one, and throw them into the basket after they have accumulated a handful.

Zhang Yuming also went to pinch, but he couldn't pinch it off. It took a little effort to get the purple broad bean off, but after a few pinches, his nails hurt.Looking at other people, the speed is [-]/[-], and he is at the bottom.Zhang Yuming is also a person with perseverance, besides, he had planted land in his hometown before going to university, enduring the pain, Zhang Yuming continued to pinch.

"Don't pinch it with your fingernails, it will break your nails." Yalan's voice suddenly sounded beside him, "Look carefully, lean slightly up, the green one, pinch it with your hands, and it will fall off with a light squeeze. .”

"Oh! Oh oh!" Yalan showed him, and Zhang Yuming saw that the purple broad beans are purple, and the stems are also purple, but there is a green line on the purple bean stems, and that is where Yalan broke off. "Thank you! Thank you so much!"

Zhang Yuming was grateful, but more ashamed.He considered himself a civilized person thousands of years later, but he received the care and help of "barbarians".

The disgust towards the situation of the man who gave birth was washed away by the guilt a lot. Although there was still some awkwardness, it was already within the controllable range of his reason.

When eating at noon, Zhang Yuming's arms were too tired to lift, but he only got half a basket of purple broad beans.Others don't look at the older ones, but the oldest grandpa who has a hunchback has already picked a full basket, and Yalan who has a problem with his waist and legs has already picked two baskets, and the third basket has a bottom. .

And the lunch was brought by someone, and the person who delivered the meal also took away the fruits of their labor. There was a basket of purple broad beans and a blue stone. Zhang Yuming only had half of the basket, so the person who delivered the meal gave him one. khaki.

After taking the stone, Zhang Yuming also knew that it was his salary. After the first ten days of the newcomer period, if he wanted to go to the cafeteria to eat, he had to pay for it himself.He also looked at the price of the cafeteria before. According to the result of half a day and half a Yellowstone coin, even though the dormitory is always free, he will barely support himself in the future and want to pay off the debt?In a dream?

"Xiao Zhang, come and have some food with us. There's also soup here. You can't swallow the cakes." Yalan greeted Zhang Yuming.

"Thank you, Uncle Yalan." Zhang Yuming walked over, no longer lowered his head, but looked directly into Yalan's eyes.He used to be poor, but he never had the stink of the phoenix man. As long as he puts his posture in order, he can accept and appreciate the help of others calmly.

"You're welcome." Yalan was as gentle as before, and the other nine uncles in the same group also laughed at this time, and the oldest grandpa came over and greeted him: "Come on, I brought carapace fruit, everyone eats it." .”

The carpenter fruit is only the size of a thumb, and it really looks like a wooden bee. Zhang Yuming stuffed one in his hand, and it felt like a tamarind. There was a shell on the outside, and he was about to crush it Eat the shell again, just watch other people bite it directly, a golden honey-like liquid will flow out after one bite, and the sweet taste can be smelled in the air.

Zhang Yuming quickly ate it too, biting it down, it tasted like some kind of fruit jam wrapped in crispy chocolate, which made him squint his eyes and let out a comfortable sigh. It's crazy to grab, and I'm afraid it's worth a lot in this kind of primitive society: "Thank you, Grandpa Zuo Luan."

"You're welcome, you're welcome. At my age, the tribe will give me something for nothing every three or two months." Grandpa Zuo Luan sighed, "What's the use of such a good thing if it's given to me?"

"Uncle Zuo Luan can't say that. You were the one who discovered the wrong wind direction last year, which saved the tribe from a heavy snowfall."

"Yes, a large group of people in our tribe fell down in the past two years, and it was you who discovered that we picked the wrong wild vegetables, so you know how to deal with it."

"Actually, you should go to the hospital!"

After everyone persuaded, Grandpa Zuo Luan gradually laughed: "Okay! The sun is going down! It's time for us to continue working!"

After a few more days, Zhang Yuming finally understood what was going on with this Zuo Luan grandfather—there were only two types of people in the tribe who could not work. I saw elementary school students following their teacher to pick purple broad beans, and then...he lost!

_(:з」∠)_These children are riding on the shoulders of the other to pick purple broad beans, and they are even faster than him!

In addition, those who do not need to work are the elderly over 60 years old. Now there are only two in the tribe, one is Grandpa Zuo Luan and the other is Grandpa Huangshi.According to the rules set by the patriarch Duan Shaobo, the two old men were raised by the tribe for free, and if they had good things, the tribe would give them to them first, and then the patriarch.

Neither of these two old men sat at home to enjoy the blessings. One of them collected with the collection team, and the other ran around the school and the livestock area.

The knot in Zhang Yuming's heart became even smaller. Instead, he developed some admiration for the patriarch Duan Shaobo and the two old people. They are primitive, but they cannot be said to be uncivilized.

However, of course, Zhang Yuming can’t settle down and live here because of these things, but he thinks that after going back, the experience here has changed from a dream to a time where he met many friends and tasted a lot of food , I have seen a lot of beautiful scenery.

"Snapped!"

Today was the first time that Yalan didn't come back with Zhang Yuming. Zhang Yuming was walking back to the dormitory by himself. Seeing that he was about to arrive at the dormitory, someone suddenly threw something on his back. Zhang Yuming looked back subconsciously and saw two A handsome shirtless guy ran over while waving at him.

And the first words these two people came over were: "Are you the new female? Black hair and black eyes, really rare."

Zhang Yuming: "..."

The words of these two guys were automatically translated in Zhang Yuming's mind: Are you the new girl?Black hair and black eyes, so cute!

It wasn't Zhang Yuming's random translation, but he spent half a month with a group of uncles and grandpas, which is basically equivalent to spending half a month with a group of aunts and aunts.This group of uncles and grandpas are not gossips, but... they still like to gossip, and they warned Zhang Yuming emphatically that he is a newcomer, and some bad boys will definitely come to him!