Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

Hearing the ear-piercing voice, Zhang Yuming's eyeballs almost fell out of fright. Just now when he saw that handsome young man tearing off the car door, he thought it was because of the deformation of the car door, but now it seems that it is not at all!

Could it be that I have time-traveled, and have transmigrated into the world where some superhero lives?

The roof was completely lifted, and two men stood outside.This time Zhang Yuming saw their whole bodies completely, and he was sure that this is definitely not the world of superheroes—even if they don’t wear tights or steel armor, there is no superhero who wears straw sandals, enlarged pants, and enlarged vest ...

He was rescued by these two handsome guys whose clothes didn't match his face, and who had the hair color of a murderer. He was placed in a stretcher that was obviously made temporarily from tree branches. He looked at the horribly overgrown trees around him, weak, frightened and helpless. .

Before opening his eyes, Zhang Yuming first smelled a scent of wood, very similar to the fragrance of cedar, which made people feel comfortable and relaxed.

When did hospitals spray air fresheners?Still so high-end...

When he fully opened his eyes, Zhang Yuming saw the beams and the roof made of wood. He turned his head and saw the curtain that was supposed to be spliced ​​together with rags. voice.

It turns out that it is not a high-end hospital that sprays cedar-scented air fresheners, but a small rural clinic with all solid wood?But by the way, instead of using this kind of house as a clinic, why not use it as an eco-tourism project?Make more money that way, right?But maybe, some villages in China are poor now, but there are also some villages that are super rich, and people may not be short of money.

Then the curtain on his side was lifted, and a super handsome... uncle came in.

Zhang Yuming thinks it should be an uncle. Anyway, he will definitely not be less than 35, maybe even 45, but this man looks very young, and his figure is super good. The muscles on his upper body... bridge bean sacks! ! !Even a small clinic in the country shouldn't casually put a pink-haired uncle with a shirtless waist and a cloth wrapped around his waist, right? !

Zhang Yuming once again wondered if he was still dreaming in a coma, or had a severe concussion and hallucinations?

"Are you awake? Are you feeling better?" This pink-haired uncle is called Yingbu, and she is a female of the Rabbit Clan. She was bought by Duan Shaobo at the Daji three years ago. Whether the Rabbit Clan is female or an orc He has a natural understanding of herbal medicine than other races, and he is now one of the physicians of the Black Panther tribe.

Zhang Yuming shook his head, and the firefly changed five or six languages ​​in a row, which only made Zhang Yuming's expression more dumbfounded.Firefly sighed, checked his broken leg, and left.

Looking at his legs once, Zhang Yuming's face became more and more ugly. Before he took it for granted that the legs were wrapped in plaster, so he didn't even look at them. When the pink-haired uncle checked, he found that the legs were wrapped in plaster. something black.He picked up the pillow and took it apart from the pillowcase. There was no need to continue to take it apart. There were already some small things inside that fell out of the pillow core. They were broken petals with no smell, but they were not brittle to the touch, but soft like feathers. .

Then lift the bed sheet, which is also spliced ​​with small pieces of cloth.The mattress under the bed is made of layers of leather!genuine leather!Who TM uses leather as a cushion!

There was no wind in the room, but Zhang Yuming was messed up in the wind.

Afterwards, Zhang Yuming's dinner consisted of roughly made pancakes, a large piece of roast meat, and fruits that looked like radishes and tasted like pineapples.I fell asleep thinking wildly, and the breakfast was super delicious, fruit porridge full of various large pieces of fruit, plus a fist-sized chickpea with a glutinous taste.Lunch is a large roasted meat pie, crispy on the outside and full of meat.

After lunch, Zhang Yuming felt much better—food really has a healing effect.

The handsome pink-haired uncle came again. Although he still couldn't understand what he said, he knew that the people here were definitely kind.So after exchanging extremely abstract hand gestures with each other, the pink-haired uncle asked someone to carry Zhang Yuming out on a stretcher to bask in the sun.

Zhang Yuming first saw where he was. This place was like a western field hospital in a movie. It was a large wooden house with curtains on both sides and compartments separated by curtains. aisle.There are several rooms at the end of the corridor, where the doctor's consulting room, operating room, and pharmacy are located.

Shirtless handsome medical staff with hairy hair, and handsome patients coming and going...

One of them has a big red bow tied on his head, and he looks super-super-cute!blue boy!He also smiled at Zhang Yuming.

When he was carried outside, Zhang Yuming found that he was not the only patient who went outside to bask in the sun. There were many handsome shirtless guys in bandages in the yard, and they all smiled friendly at him when they saw him coming.

What's more terrible is the surrounding environment. He saw a small wooden house, and farther away he saw a high wall, and farther away was a tall forest.

Is this a certain nation not found in the mountains?No, it's impossible...

Zhang Yuming told himself to be calm, must be calm, he also smiled back at those handsome guys, and then tried to learn the language from them.

Half a month later, the plaster on Zhang Yuming's leg was knocked off, and his basic conversation was no longer a problem, and he understood his situation.

"I... am I going to leave here?" The half of the leg was dirty and smelly after the ointment was gone, but Zhang Yuming also knew that his leg was recovering well.

"You have recovered, of course you have to leave. Don't worry, the tribe will arrange jobs for you within your ability, so that you can support yourself and pay back the medical expenses." Firefly blinked and said in a joking tone.

Firefly is a very good doctor, gentle and funny, even Zhang Yuming, who was terrified, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth at this moment, and smiled slightly: "I want to go home."

"It's okay, but you have to ask the patriarch. After all, the patriarch rescued you. Besides, you have to pay the medical expenses before you go home."

"Of course." Zhang Yuming looked directly into Yingworm's eyes, and answered firmly, but actually he was guilty. If he could really go back, he would still pay for the medical bills.At that time, he might have just regarded this world as a strange dream.However, he can only feel sorry for the people here, after all, he does not belong here.

Two days later, Zhang Yuming finally met the leader of the tribe. He felt familiar at the first sight, but after thinking about it, he realized that this was the one of the two who easily lifted the roof of the car and rescued him. one!

Although Firefly also said that it was the leader and his partner who saved him, Zhang Yuming thought it was something his subordinates did, and the rescue was attributed to the leader.

This person has shiny white hair, and he still wears the big underpants under the big vest on the first day we met——Zhang Yuming has already fully understood that this kind of dress here is considered conservative .

The young leader sat on the ground very casually, and there was a person lying on his lap. This should be the patriarch's partner, the orc Ada.

"Patriarch Duan Shaobo, thank you and your partner for saving my life." Zhang Yuming's thanks were sincere, guilty and awkward.

He is really grateful that people saved his life and have taken good care of him.I feel guilty because I want to be a money escaper.And because you are such a big man, you have to respectfully treat a pair of homosexual children and feel awkward.He's not homophobic, but... just awkward!

Zhang Yuming is a supermarket manager whose actual age is 38 and has somehow turned into a teenager here. He thinks he still has a bit of energy and hides his thoughts well.

However, the child he thought was actually an old monster.

For Duan Shaobo, Zhang Yuming had already put all his thoughts on the bright side.

Just like the original plot, as a modern straight man who can be regarded as a little accomplished in modern society, Zhang Yuming feels serious discomfort in this primitive, barbaric world where two men are CP.

Duan Shaobo blinked, making himself look more like a naive boy: "When we found you, you were in a weird box, and the clothes you were wearing, no matter the material or style, were all new to us. Yes, where is your tribe?"

"My tribe...is far away." Duan Shaobo's red eyes actually looked a little dark, but Zhang Yuming only saw innocence and curiosity in his eyes, and the proportion of guilt in Zhang Yuming's heart was a little bigger, Even directly overwhelmed those discomforts.

——This tribe is all good people, the little leader who directly saved him, the handsome uncle doctor who has been taking care of him, and the patients.They are all gentle and kind, and you can't see any negative energy from them.And the one I want to deceive is such a person.

"Very far away? Can we know how you came here? Of course, if it involves the secrets of your tribe, you don't have to say it."

"There's no need to hide it, I just came here in that iron box."

"That iron box?" Duan Shaobo showed a little bewilderment, and then he was in awe, "You live in a powerful tribe. We, the Black Panther tribe, sincerely hope that we can establish friendship with your tribe."

"The Black Panther Tribe is also very good. I have made a lot of friends here." Zhang Yuming smiled and was a little proud: establishing diplomatic relations is impossible, and it will never be possible in this lifetime.

Duan Shaobo seemed relieved a lot: "It's great if you like this place..."

"I like this place, but I still have to go!" Duan Shaobo didn't expect that his words made Zhang Yuming suddenly nervous, and even interrupted Duan Shaobo's words regardless of his politeness all the time.

"Don't worry, you can leave at any time." Duan Shaobo had a smile on his face, but he felt something was wrong in his heart, there was something he ignored...

So embarrassingly, he became Zhang Yuming again. He wanted to go back. The only clue was his car, but he passed out on the way to rescue. Living in the countryside is completely different from life in the dense forest. He might not be able to tell the difference between south, east and north when he enters the forest.

——In the original plot, after Heiyun dragged Zhang Yuming out of the car, it took him three days to bring him back. Zhang Yuming was conscious and left marks on the road.Afterwards, even if he ran to the place where the car was for the first time, he had lived in the primitive society for more than half a year and had a certain amount of common sense in life.

But this time after Duan Shaobo and Ada rescued him, they continued to feed him medicine while he was in a coma, keeping him in a coma until he was placed in the tribal hospital.It wasn't that the two of them were doing bad things, but that the wounded in the tribe would treat them in this way. That kind of medicine not only made people sleep, but also put people's body functions in a semi-dormant state. It can be said to be a life-saving medicine.

Therefore, if Zhang Yuming wants to find a car now, he has to ask the patriarch and his partner to take him there, but he can't give him anything in return.Even a successful person who has experienced the baptism of society for more than ten years, Zhang Yuming still feels hot-skinned.

Moreover, finding the car does not mean finding the way back.What if he can't go back for a while?Do you still have to eat, drink, and live in other people's food, and have to be picked up and sent back and forth?He can use "my powerful tribe" to talk about tigers in a short period of time. If this time is extended...it doesn't need to be too long, as long as a month, let alone this kind of stranger who just met, it is a relative or friend Will you be impatient too?

"Is there anything I can do in your tribe? My tribe is far away from you. I don't know when it will take to pay back my medical expenses. Moreover, if I go on the road, I have to save Some food to eat on the road."

It's not that Zhang Yuming's conscience discovered it, but that he really calmed down at this time. He has to think about the way out for himself first, otherwise he will ignore everything and think about going home. Don't worry about it. Find a way to go home, first offend yourself an enemy.

"Then tell me what you can do."

"What can be done... I, I will go out with your collection team to collect." Zhang Yuming said bravely.

When he came out of that simple hospital, he took a rough look at the situation of this primitive tribe along the way.Compared with the era when he came, the living conditions here are backward, but if compared according to the contemporaries, the life of the people here should be very high-end - the premise is that the orcs who talked to him in the hospital and Females don't have to lie.

There are people farming, a small amount of breeding, sewage ditches, hospitals, schools, and places similar to nursing homes.Everyone is working hard and has great respect for their patriarch.

Zhang Yuming's mind has also come to mind here, where the tiger's body is shaken, the aura of domineering rises, the achievements of the world are built, and the harem is opened...cough!It's all men's harem, let's forget it, even if it is a very cute and beautiful boy, he will not be sensitive.But in the face of such a tribe, what can he do?

He is not a powerful man who can stuff cement formulas, gunpowder formulas, and glass formulas in his head, and he doesn't know how to make iron. Besides, he has seen stone tools and bone tools used by orcs. They are sharp and hard, and can easily cut open Palm-thick flesh.

Moreover, their cooking is not bad. Although the cooking level is still very extensive, the food is really delicious.

After thinking about it, the most common collection is what he can do at this stage.

"Okay, of course."

"Thank you very much, I will definitely work hard."

Ah Da, who was lying on Duan Shaobo's lap, suddenly turned around and looked at Zhang Yuming: "Rent? Food?"

This is definitely not a cute boy, but an extremely beautiful boy!Looking at his golden moon eyes, Zhang Yuming only felt that his whole body was electrified, but what he said made Zhang Yuming feel like his self-esteem was being pulled out and poked hard.

"People in our tribe, of course, are provided by the tribe. What about you?" Ada sat up and looked at Zhang Yuming with mocking eyes. Duan Shaobo was shocked, and kept pulling his shorts behind with his hands, but As if he didn't feel it, Ada continued, "You have to rely on our Black Panther tribe for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and you still want the two of us to take you to find that iron box? Just because we don't know where yours is now." tribe?"

"I will have that qualification!" The thing that I didn't want to be brought up was brought up, and Zhang Yuming lowered his head with an ugly expression.

"Then you go out." Ah Da waved his hand, "We didn't expect you to make such a request, so we didn't tell other people how to arrange you. You should go back to the hospital today. Tell Yingying, he It will be arranged for you."

Zhang Yuming nodded casually after a young savage uttered such a slap in the face, stood up and left.

"Ada, why did you suddenly..." suddenly say so many words to a stranger?But Duan Shaobo's mouth was blocked by Ada's lips, and Ada's tongue plundered his mouth domineeringly before letting go of the panting Duan Shaobo.

"You care about him very much, very much. I don't think that person will pose a threat to me, but it doesn't mean that I am willing to just look at it like this." Ada stared at Duan Shaobo, his golden eyes were like two pills of burning metal , blazing hot.

System [Little Junior Brother, (ノ)Д'(ヾ) I actually think the host's jealous look is very handsome. 】

Duan Shaobo [I also...] heartbeat accelerated.

"Who the hell is he?"

"Ada, do you believe we don't belong here?"

"Isn't that obvious? We're nothing like everyone else."

"..." Duan Shaobo thought that senior brother had a strong sense of belonging to this world.

"That man is the key to getting us back to our own world? Are we going to send him back to his tribe? Or is his tribe ours?"

"No, on the contrary, we have to let him live here with peace of mind and without resentment, so that he can have a chance to return to his tribe." In Ah Da's situation, after all, he was recognized as a part of this world by the Heavenly Dao of this world. Duan Shaobo still doesn't know whether to designate him as the host to carry out the mission, and the system is also a fool. That Duan Shaobo can't tell all the truth, otherwise he will be judged as violating the rules and forced out of this world. That would be great fun.

"Anxin? No resentment?" Ada didn't ask too much. His trust in Duan Shaobo reached a terrifying level-if he didn't express his trust, he wouldn't be jealous. "Even if we saved him, he has a good impression of this place." Nothing, all I can think about is leaving quickly.”

"Big brother!!!" Duan Shaobo blurted out.

"Huh?" Ah Da responded subconsciously.

"What did you just say?"

"He doesn't like it here at all."

"The latter sentence!"

"All I can think about is to leave quickly."

"Yes!" Duan Shaobo nodded. He finally found another point of Zhang Yuming's problem. Zhang Yuming wanted to go home and return to modern times. A dick with nothing, he has a very satisfying career.

Then once time travels, everything is gone.Even if he made great achievements in this place, or gave birth to his own offspring, all of this obviously failed to dampen his desire to go home in his heart.

Duan Shaobo [System! 】

System [in! ┗|｀O′|┛哩~~]

Duan Shaobo [Search for me, the original plot, and the plot of the world restarted several times, the dialogue where others persuade Zhang Yuming to survive in this world. 】

System【Completed! 】

'You are already my female, and you are probably pregnant with my child, don't think about your past tribe anymore, live with me, I will treat you well. '

'From what you said in the past, I know that your past tribe must have been better than this place, but since you are already here, don't think so much, let's live a good life together, and let's make this place better and better together. be nice. '

'You can't go back, the world here is your world, live here with peace of mind. '

Duan Shaobo【Alas... Sure enough, they all speak in a similar way...】

System [(O_o) What's the matter? What Hei Ya and Hei Yun said is a bit hateful, right?It's okay for others to speak. 】

Duan Shaobo [I thought so too at first, I think it's okay, let's just pass it in my mind.But now that I think about it...

Zhang Yuming is a straight man, but there are only men in this world. He will either be raped or have children.Or you have to watch countless men in pairs every day and night, and in the end you can't bear it anymore and you can only find one man to match. In his opinion, the world is full of malice towards him.

He is also a successful person with some achievements in another world, and his living conditions should not be bad.No matter how well he built the world, do you think it is comparable to the living standards of the modern middle class?Can he be willing?

There is also Zhang Yuming's character, he is very strong and capable, but do you think that for a mature and successful person in modern society, the status and power he has gained in this primitive society can really compare to his being a manager of a medium-sized supermarket in modern times? Is it a sense of accomplishment?In particular, this is still a primitive society without gods and demons, and it has developed to the top, that's how it is.

So from his standpoint, these words of consolation are actually extremely ugly, even worse than what the elder brother said just now when he sprayed people away, like the kind of poor man who bought himself a wife and persuaded the kidnapped woman tune. 】