Ye Ziqin was really embarrassed.
Although he is an adult demon, he hasn't grown up for long, let alone looking for a partner. He has never touched the hands of a demon of the opposite sex. He is still a pure demon in essence. He talks about such impure topics with little cubs. It's a little embarrassing, but...
Ye Ziqin reacted abruptly, Ye Ziming is still a little cub!
Ye Ziwen stared blankly at Ye Ziqin, almost stunned by Ye Ziqin's two words just now... What's the explanation?
Ye Ziqin scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively, "...where did he go?"
Ye Ziwen asked woodenly: "Why are you asking this?"
Ye Ziqin was silent for a while, and said worriedly: "...As a minor demon, is it not good to do this?"
Ye Ziwen said in astonishment: "How do you know?!"
"...Ye Zishu is underage!" Ye Ziqin said confidently, "Since he is the boss and is still a cub, then you must be underage!"
Ye Ziwen: "..."
Makes sense.
"Underage can't do this kind of thing!" Ye Ziqin said seriously, "It's still too late to stop him."
Ye Ziwen sneered, squinted his eyes, and lay on his back on the sofa, making it clear that he would not cooperate. Ye Ziqin hesitated, sighed, and went to make a pot of tea, boiled water, and came back with tea and water. Sitting solemnly beside Ye Ziwen, he said solemnly, "I want to have a good talk with you."
Ye Ziwen didn't care, he didn't even talk to Ye Ziqin, Ye Ziqin was silent for three seconds, and opened his mouth.
In the next two hours, Ye Ziqin fully inherited the ability of a certain elder of the wood goblin, and talked for two hours, starting with "the physiological structure of the underage demon" and talking about "the body of the underage demon" all the way. Physiological, psychological and behavioral abilities", interspersed with some epic love stories, so as to express "the goblin's loyalty to feelings", thus providing an argument for "Ye Ziming will definitely not find a partner if he continues like this", and then continued to explain "Future" It's difficult for an adult goblin to overcome the tribulation and pass the level." Hearing that, Ye Ziwen's eyes started to circle. It's not that Ye Ziwen didn't want to resist, but...
...But he can't beat Xiaomei!
Ye Ziwen, who would be violently beaten back by Xiaomei every time he tried to break through, felt extremely painful, and then Ye Ziqin shook his head with a sigh, and his facial expression of "you see, that's it" brought him endless psychological trauma ——
Ye Ziqin looked at Ye Ziwen's unlovable appearance, only felt that the psychological endurance of goblin cubs these days was really weak, so he decided to give Ye Ziwen another psychological lesson, Ye Ziwen's face was expressionless, his eyes were Circle, said weakly: "...Yes, yes, yes..."
"Good good..."
"Yes Yes Yes……"
"Understood……"
"Go, go, go..."
"no problem……"
Ye Ziwen's voice became weaker and weaker, Ye Ziqin was very satisfied, so he added more than two hours of psychological explanation and psychological analysis to Ye Ziwen——
Ye Ziwen: "..."
... Let me go, okay! !
Xiaomei listened with gusto, nodding her head from time to time to express her approval, and looked at Ye Ziqin with eyes full of admiration, admiration, and trust. Ye Ziqin was encouraged, so she decided to add another half an hour. Ye Ziwen: "..."
Ye Ziwen couldn't bear the blow and finally lay down.
Ye Ziwen picked up the phone in a breakdown, quickly dialed a number, and yelled at the opposite side, gnashing his teeth in a breakdown: "—Ye Ziming! If you don't come back within 3 minutes, see if I will pick you up Skin!"
"Quick! Come back! Come!"
Ye Ziming was fooled by the sonic attack, and almost threw his phone away. He just went to talk to Ye Ziqin about a fashion magazine, and he lived at his house, eating and drinking without paying. Ye Ziqin's "brother", how inappropriate it is to rely on Ye Ziqin's hard work to make money, anyway, he still has a certain status in the fashion industry, so I might as well help find two resources; this is not just finished talking, just thinking about it After rewarding myself, I was immediately confused by Ye Ziwen's roar,... What's going on?
"Come back soon—" Ye Ziwen yelled almost collapsed, then hung up the phone, looked at Ye Ziqin blankly, and said weakly, "...he will be right back."
"Are you okay?" Ye Ziqin sighed, "You little cubs, your mental capacity is too weak..."
"In case one day, if you encounter such an endlessly eloquent enemy, you won't all collapse..."
"Ugh……"
Ye Ziwen: "..."
No, believe me, before he speaks, I will strangle him to death, not everyone has Xiaomei's terrifying fighting power,
Ye Ziwen glared at Xiaomei with hatred, and stood up.
Ye Ziqin sighed, rubbed Xiaomei's little head, and said with a sigh: "... Xiaomei is the most obedient."
Praise from heaven, Xiao Mei Le almost jumped up——!
Xiao Mei rubbed against Ye Ziqin, and shouted happily: "...wowowowo...wowowowo!"
——Qin Qin is also the best!
——I like Qin Qin the most!
Ye Ziqin hugged Xiaomei with his backhand, rubbed Xiaomei's cheek, and said with a smile, "I like Xiaomei the most too."
Xiaomei was so excited that she was about to jump up!
Thinking that something important happened at home, Ye Ziming came back in a hurry and looked at everything in front of him in a daze. Ye Ziqin and Xiaomei loved each other, Ye Ziwen lay on the sofa, looking hopeless, Ye Ziming asked doubtfully, "What happened to him?"
"I guess I miss you too much." Ye Ziqin said calmly.
Ye Ziwen glared at Ye Ziqin, snorted coldly, turned his head into the guest bedroom, and slammed the door angrily.
Ye Ziming: "..."
Ye Ziming was full of confusion, Ye Ziqin pointed to the sofa with a smile, and said softly: "Do it."
Ye Ziming sat down and asked, "Where's the boss?"
"Ye Zijia told him to go out."
"Oh, oh," Ye Ziming nodded, pointed to the guest bedroom, and said, "Then what's wrong with him?"
"It's nothing, menstrual period?" Ye Ziqin babbled nonsense, then poured a cup of tea for Ye Ziming with his own hands, and said softly, "Let's talk."
Ye Zi did not know, so she nodded.
So soon, he felt Ye Ziwen's pain just now, but he surrendered earlier than Ye Ziwen, and soon became, "Mmmmmm", "No problem", "Yes yes yes", "Yes yes Yes", Ye Ziqin sighed and shook his head, cubs these days, their psychological endurance is really too weak.
But it's still a cub, so important things like Jingyuan, if you squander it so casually, you will suffer a great crime when you cross the catastrophe in the future, and it will even affect your bones. Maybe you won't be able to survive the catastrophe as an adult, how can you call it "third brother" Ah, Ye Ziqin can't really just look at Ye Ziming and fold here, so he gave some advice. In fact, for goblins, loyalty to feelings is often inseparable from essence and cultivation. Tossing around like Ye Ziming, in their world, I'm afraid they would have been beaten to the ground by the elders. For goblins, a partner means double cultivation, and essence is an extremely precious thing, which is linked to one's own cultivation. Therefore, there is often only a single partner for a lifetime. After hundreds of years of dual cultivation, they become soul mates when they have all kinds of feelings. Can't find it!
Ye Ziqin was heartbroken and worried. He didn't know how to correct it now, and it was too late.
Ye Ziming finally recovered. He drank a glass of water suddenly, and defended himself righteously, "I am a dragon! Do you know that dragons are inherently obscene?"
"All I do is obey my nature!"
"Is it wrong to follow your instinct? No!"
Ye Ziming said it confidently, but for some reason, his eyes just didn't look at Ye Ziqin.
Ye Ziqin said excitedly: "Dragon? What does a dragon look like? I haven't seen a dragon yet? Can you show me your prototype?"
Ye Ziming: "..."
Looking at Ye Ziqin's eyes full of expectation, Ye Ziming suddenly took a step back, then walked towards the gate abruptly, and snorted haughtily——
"Okay," the moment Ye Ziming was about to touch the doorknob, Ye Ziqin sighed suddenly, and wrote lightly, "...what's wrong with being afraid of the dark?"
"Who hasn't been afraid of the dark?"
Ye Ziming turned his head abruptly, stared at Ye Ziqin in disbelief, and blurted out: "How do you know?"
They don't know the boss and the second.
how could I know?
Ye Ziqin sighed in his heart, you wake up eighteen times a night, you refuse to sleep in the toilet with the light on, and he can't even go to the toilet in the middle of the night, how can you not know?
The boss and the second sleep like dead pigs at night, and they won't be moved by poking them. How could they know?
But he...isn't it...
Ye Ziqin sighed, looked at Ye Ziming quietly, and sighed: "Because I am the same as you."
That pair of eyes were clear and bright, as if carrying a certain special power, Ye Ziming felt a sense of security in finding his home instantly, he stared blankly at Ye Ziqin,
Ye Ziqin stretched out his hand to him, tried his best to recall the description of the original owner's childhood experience in the original book, and said in a calm and indifferent tone: "That woman once locked me in the grocery store, it was very small, without any light."
"And then she forgot about me."
"It wasn't until three days later that she went to look for a trash can inside that she remembered me who was thrown into it by her."
"I'm also afraid of the dark."
"Would you like to sleep together—"
Ye Ziqin smiled at him, his hand was right in front of Ye Ziming's eyes, close at hand, there seemed to be a strange and special brilliance on him, which made Ye Ziming want to pounce on him recklessly, even Ye Ziming Ming didn't know when, his hand had already been placed on Ye Ziming's, and then, Ye Ziming suddenly thought of what happened when he was a child, that little cub was trapped in a dark cage, and the humans laughed He called him a "monster", and the terrible brand was imprinted on his body. He could almost smell the smell of roasted flesh, so painful and so black.
Although he is an adult demon, he hasn't grown up for long, let alone looking for a partner. He has never touched the hands of a demon of the opposite sex. He is still a pure demon in essence. He talks about such impure topics with little cubs. It's a little embarrassing, but...
Ye Ziqin reacted abruptly, Ye Ziming is still a little cub!
Ye Ziwen stared blankly at Ye Ziqin, almost stunned by Ye Ziqin's two words just now... What's the explanation?
Ye Ziqin scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively, "...where did he go?"
Ye Ziwen asked woodenly: "Why are you asking this?"
Ye Ziqin was silent for a while, and said worriedly: "...As a minor demon, is it not good to do this?"
Ye Ziwen said in astonishment: "How do you know?!"
"...Ye Zishu is underage!" Ye Ziqin said confidently, "Since he is the boss and is still a cub, then you must be underage!"
Ye Ziwen: "..."
Makes sense.
"Underage can't do this kind of thing!" Ye Ziqin said seriously, "It's still too late to stop him."
Ye Ziwen sneered, squinted his eyes, and lay on his back on the sofa, making it clear that he would not cooperate. Ye Ziqin hesitated, sighed, and went to make a pot of tea, boiled water, and came back with tea and water. Sitting solemnly beside Ye Ziwen, he said solemnly, "I want to have a good talk with you."
Ye Ziwen didn't care, he didn't even talk to Ye Ziqin, Ye Ziqin was silent for three seconds, and opened his mouth.
In the next two hours, Ye Ziqin fully inherited the ability of a certain elder of the wood goblin, and talked for two hours, starting with "the physiological structure of the underage demon" and talking about "the body of the underage demon" all the way. Physiological, psychological and behavioral abilities", interspersed with some epic love stories, so as to express "the goblin's loyalty to feelings", thus providing an argument for "Ye Ziming will definitely not find a partner if he continues like this", and then continued to explain "Future" It's difficult for an adult goblin to overcome the tribulation and pass the level." Hearing that, Ye Ziwen's eyes started to circle. It's not that Ye Ziwen didn't want to resist, but...
...But he can't beat Xiaomei!
Ye Ziwen, who would be violently beaten back by Xiaomei every time he tried to break through, felt extremely painful, and then Ye Ziqin shook his head with a sigh, and his facial expression of "you see, that's it" brought him endless psychological trauma ——
Ye Ziqin looked at Ye Ziwen's unlovable appearance, only felt that the psychological endurance of goblin cubs these days was really weak, so he decided to give Ye Ziwen another psychological lesson, Ye Ziwen's face was expressionless, his eyes were Circle, said weakly: "...Yes, yes, yes..."
"Good good..."
"Yes Yes Yes……"
"Understood……"
"Go, go, go..."
"no problem……"
Ye Ziwen's voice became weaker and weaker, Ye Ziqin was very satisfied, so he added more than two hours of psychological explanation and psychological analysis to Ye Ziwen——
Ye Ziwen: "..."
... Let me go, okay! !
Xiaomei listened with gusto, nodding her head from time to time to express her approval, and looked at Ye Ziqin with eyes full of admiration, admiration, and trust. Ye Ziqin was encouraged, so she decided to add another half an hour. Ye Ziwen: "..."
Ye Ziwen couldn't bear the blow and finally lay down.
Ye Ziwen picked up the phone in a breakdown, quickly dialed a number, and yelled at the opposite side, gnashing his teeth in a breakdown: "—Ye Ziming! If you don't come back within 3 minutes, see if I will pick you up Skin!"
"Quick! Come back! Come!"
Ye Ziming was fooled by the sonic attack, and almost threw his phone away. He just went to talk to Ye Ziqin about a fashion magazine, and he lived at his house, eating and drinking without paying. Ye Ziqin's "brother", how inappropriate it is to rely on Ye Ziqin's hard work to make money, anyway, he still has a certain status in the fashion industry, so I might as well help find two resources; this is not just finished talking, just thinking about it After rewarding myself, I was immediately confused by Ye Ziwen's roar,... What's going on?
"Come back soon—" Ye Ziwen yelled almost collapsed, then hung up the phone, looked at Ye Ziqin blankly, and said weakly, "...he will be right back."
"Are you okay?" Ye Ziqin sighed, "You little cubs, your mental capacity is too weak..."
"In case one day, if you encounter such an endlessly eloquent enemy, you won't all collapse..."
"Ugh……"
Ye Ziwen: "..."
No, believe me, before he speaks, I will strangle him to death, not everyone has Xiaomei's terrifying fighting power,
Ye Ziwen glared at Xiaomei with hatred, and stood up.
Ye Ziqin sighed, rubbed Xiaomei's little head, and said with a sigh: "... Xiaomei is the most obedient."
Praise from heaven, Xiao Mei Le almost jumped up——!
Xiao Mei rubbed against Ye Ziqin, and shouted happily: "...wowowowo...wowowowo!"
——Qin Qin is also the best!
——I like Qin Qin the most!
Ye Ziqin hugged Xiaomei with his backhand, rubbed Xiaomei's cheek, and said with a smile, "I like Xiaomei the most too."
Xiaomei was so excited that she was about to jump up!
Thinking that something important happened at home, Ye Ziming came back in a hurry and looked at everything in front of him in a daze. Ye Ziqin and Xiaomei loved each other, Ye Ziwen lay on the sofa, looking hopeless, Ye Ziming asked doubtfully, "What happened to him?"
"I guess I miss you too much." Ye Ziqin said calmly.
Ye Ziwen glared at Ye Ziqin, snorted coldly, turned his head into the guest bedroom, and slammed the door angrily.
Ye Ziming: "..."
Ye Ziming was full of confusion, Ye Ziqin pointed to the sofa with a smile, and said softly: "Do it."
Ye Ziming sat down and asked, "Where's the boss?"
"Ye Zijia told him to go out."
"Oh, oh," Ye Ziming nodded, pointed to the guest bedroom, and said, "Then what's wrong with him?"
"It's nothing, menstrual period?" Ye Ziqin babbled nonsense, then poured a cup of tea for Ye Ziming with his own hands, and said softly, "Let's talk."
Ye Zi did not know, so she nodded.
So soon, he felt Ye Ziwen's pain just now, but he surrendered earlier than Ye Ziwen, and soon became, "Mmmmmm", "No problem", "Yes yes yes", "Yes yes Yes", Ye Ziqin sighed and shook his head, cubs these days, their psychological endurance is really too weak.
But it's still a cub, so important things like Jingyuan, if you squander it so casually, you will suffer a great crime when you cross the catastrophe in the future, and it will even affect your bones. Maybe you won't be able to survive the catastrophe as an adult, how can you call it "third brother" Ah, Ye Ziqin can't really just look at Ye Ziming and fold here, so he gave some advice. In fact, for goblins, loyalty to feelings is often inseparable from essence and cultivation. Tossing around like Ye Ziming, in their world, I'm afraid they would have been beaten to the ground by the elders. For goblins, a partner means double cultivation, and essence is an extremely precious thing, which is linked to one's own cultivation. Therefore, there is often only a single partner for a lifetime. After hundreds of years of dual cultivation, they become soul mates when they have all kinds of feelings. Can't find it!
Ye Ziqin was heartbroken and worried. He didn't know how to correct it now, and it was too late.
Ye Ziming finally recovered. He drank a glass of water suddenly, and defended himself righteously, "I am a dragon! Do you know that dragons are inherently obscene?"
"All I do is obey my nature!"
"Is it wrong to follow your instinct? No!"
Ye Ziming said it confidently, but for some reason, his eyes just didn't look at Ye Ziqin.
Ye Ziqin said excitedly: "Dragon? What does a dragon look like? I haven't seen a dragon yet? Can you show me your prototype?"
Ye Ziming: "..."
Looking at Ye Ziqin's eyes full of expectation, Ye Ziming suddenly took a step back, then walked towards the gate abruptly, and snorted haughtily——
"Okay," the moment Ye Ziming was about to touch the doorknob, Ye Ziqin sighed suddenly, and wrote lightly, "...what's wrong with being afraid of the dark?"
"Who hasn't been afraid of the dark?"
Ye Ziming turned his head abruptly, stared at Ye Ziqin in disbelief, and blurted out: "How do you know?"
They don't know the boss and the second.
how could I know?
Ye Ziqin sighed in his heart, you wake up eighteen times a night, you refuse to sleep in the toilet with the light on, and he can't even go to the toilet in the middle of the night, how can you not know?
The boss and the second sleep like dead pigs at night, and they won't be moved by poking them. How could they know?
But he...isn't it...
Ye Ziqin sighed, looked at Ye Ziming quietly, and sighed: "Because I am the same as you."
That pair of eyes were clear and bright, as if carrying a certain special power, Ye Ziming felt a sense of security in finding his home instantly, he stared blankly at Ye Ziqin,
Ye Ziqin stretched out his hand to him, tried his best to recall the description of the original owner's childhood experience in the original book, and said in a calm and indifferent tone: "That woman once locked me in the grocery store, it was very small, without any light."
"And then she forgot about me."
"It wasn't until three days later that she went to look for a trash can inside that she remembered me who was thrown into it by her."
"I'm also afraid of the dark."
"Would you like to sleep together—"
Ye Ziqin smiled at him, his hand was right in front of Ye Ziming's eyes, close at hand, there seemed to be a strange and special brilliance on him, which made Ye Ziming want to pounce on him recklessly, even Ye Ziming Ming didn't know when, his hand had already been placed on Ye Ziming's, and then, Ye Ziming suddenly thought of what happened when he was a child, that little cub was trapped in a dark cage, and the humans laughed He called him a "monster", and the terrible brand was imprinted on his body. He could almost smell the smell of roasted flesh, so painful and so black.
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