After crossing, all the people who look down on me come to spoil me

"Qin Qin, you are such a Qin Qin!!"

"Hahahaha, you laughed me to death! Qin Qin, do you want to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my arrears?"

"The future tourist players said, no, we like this kind of props and don't need to replace them. Thank you for your cooperation."

"It's better to break when you touch it hahahaha!"

"Is it just my focus that is different? I think Ye Ziqin's force value is super high!"

"I also think that destroying props is simply top-notch hahahaha!"

"Invincible Destruction King hahahaha!"

The bullet screen was full of hahaha, Ye Ziqin was innocent and wronged, he really didn't do anything, it was just a conditioned reflex, why did no one believe it?

Ye Ziqin sighed and shook his head, and continued to walk forward, explaining to the audience in the live broadcast room as he walked, "Since the program team refuses to admit it, I can't help it, but I really worked hard!"

"If the future program team improves his props and improves everyone's gaming experience, please remember to like me on Weibo and let me know that my sacrifice is not meaningless."

"Hands...hands..." Ye Ziqin looked at his hands sadly, and said sadly, "Why are you so unbearable? Can't you use less strength?"

"Why are you so disobedient?"

Ye Ziqin said sadly, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing, "hahaha" almost occupied the whole screen.

"Although I already knew that Ye Ziqin is a very interesting and humorous person, but he is too hahahaha!!!"

"This kind of show can be played in this style hahaha!"

"Ye Ziqin is definitely trying to laugh me to death hahahahaha!!"

"Ye Ziqin!! You! How can you! So cute!!"

"Hahahahaha, if I can't do it, Ye Ziqin is going to laugh at me to death!"

"Hahahaha I'm a fan!! This he. Mom is too cute!"

Ye Ziqin continued to walk forward heartbroken, and then said disappointedly: "The blood is gone just like that."

And at this time, the two wooden boards above Ye Ziqin were slowly opened again, and a bottle of water suddenly appeared, but the color of the water was a bit strange, it turned out to be bright red. High-energy early warning of "be careful on the top", "above the top", "take a look at the top".

It was late, but it was fast, Ye Ziqin took off his coat abruptly, then lifted it over his head, and spun vigorously, at the same time, the water bottle on Ye Ziqin's head fell down, splashing everywhere——

——"Crash!"

Ye Ziqin spun the jacket vigorously, and the water splashed out because of his vigorous twirling. It was better for the cameras to be far away, but the accompanying directors who were close...

...The accompanying directors looked at each other, and silence spread.

——They made these things to cheat the guests!

——Why are they the ones being tricked now! !

--for!Varied!what!

The accompanying directors wanted to cry but had no tears, they really wanted to have a good talk with Ye Ziqin.

The artificial rain finally stopped.

Ye Ziqin laid his coat flat and said with emotion: "Fortunately, I bought a waterproof one."

"It can be seen how prescient I was at the beginning."

Ye Ziqin finished sighing, and asked seriously: "Although so, the red rain also caused damage to my coat, or it would be worth the props just now."

"You are not at a loss."

"OK?"

Silence is spreading.

The cameramen and accompanying director were stunned by Ye Ziqin's slapstick operation!

Even the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned by Ye Ziqin's miraculous operation!

——Oh my god, can you still play like this in a haunted house?

"Next, I want to explain to you how the red rain is formed?" Ye Ziqin said seriously, then he spread his hands and said very casually, "Well, I don't know either."

Audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

Will you die this time? ? ?

"Although I don't know how it was formed, I know how to protect it~" Ye Ziqin said with a smile, "None of you wants to be covered by the red rain, right? So everyone must love the environment and protect nature, or one day you will die Don’t blame me for not reminding you of being drenched in this color of rain~”

Camera and accompanying director: "..."

Audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

... It's really a waste of talent if you don't go to "Environmental Protection", you!

...Everything can be related to environmental protection!

Ye Ziqin put on his coat with a smile, and continued to walk forward, yawning while walking, and said lazily, "I'm already a little sleepy."

"This haunted house is really not scary. I recommend girls who are a little timid and haven't been to a haunted house to play together."

"Really don't be afraid, firmly believe in the materialist worldview."

"We love learning, we love life, and we insist on a materialistic worldview~"

Camera and accompanying director: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room: "...hahahaha!!!"

"I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"Is this person too interesting if you are a fan?"

"Hahahaha my mom asked me if I had a convulsion but I couldn't help it hahahaha!!"

"I seem to have seen the tears of the director team."

"Hahahaha what's next!"

Soon, candles one by one appeared in the view of the audience in the live broadcast room, and a very scary and ugly face appeared. The face was as long as a horse's face, as wide as a pig's face, and as a fluffy bear. The ears, with dense fish scales and fangs like poisonous snakes, and a pair of squinting eyes, matched together, it was horrible. Ye Ziqin was silent for a while, then suddenly took out his mobile phone, and made ten consecutive swipes at that face. Shoot,...my little friend and I were stunned!

Ten consecutive shots were not enough to satisfy Ye Ziqin, Ye Ziqin suddenly stretched out his hand, hugged that person, took a few more group photos, and finally said: "Can you lower your head?"

The man was stunned for a moment, bowed his head in compromise, Ye Ziqin took a few more pictures in satisfaction, then let go of him, took a few steps back, and thanked him earnestly: "Thank you."

The man seemed to be in a daze, and staggered away.

Ye Ziqin looked at the photos on the phone, and said seriously: "I think from now on, there must be many lovely friends who think they are very beautiful."

"Like me."

Camera and accompanying director: "..."

Audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

... What kind of devil operation is this? ! !

In the following time, the audience in the live broadcast room fully experienced what is called "show" and what is called "skin".

Ye Ziqin, as if he lacked the nerve called "fear" congenitally, criticized this haunted house from top to bottom, every "ghost" and "monster" were teased by him, such as the This one that appeared—

"I think you are very powerful," Ye Ziqin said seriously, "You are so fake as a ghost, you don't even know to put your feet away, wearing such an antique and magical book long shirt, and a pair of modern sneakers on your feet, I I really want to be surprised by you, but this is really too dramatic!"

"Respect the poor tourists, okay? The tourists don't even have the desire to scream!"

Ye Ziqin said sadly: "How can you call yourself a haunted house that can't even scare tourists?"

"It's really embarrassing!"

"If I were a tourist, such a game experience, bad reviews would not be negotiable!"

The accompanying directors who designed everything by themselves were taken aback: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room who was scared and screamed: "..."

...sorry we've been screaming, thank you.

"I couldn't stand it just now. I went to the live broadcast room next door and took a look. Seeing their screams were horrific, I suddenly felt a little more secure."

"Ye Ziqin & King of Ghost Animals get!"

"Ghosts: Why do we meet such devils!"

"My scalp is numb from the little brothers and sisters next door. I don't know how distressed I am, but here, I just want to feel sorry for the staff who play ghosts. You have worked hard [Dian Wax]."

"The program team must stop remodeling the haunted house. This is really scary. People like Ye Ziqin can't use common sense to speculate!! No way!"

"I suddenly felt that Ye Ziqin is quite good at warding off evil spirits."

"Repelling evil hahahaha what the hell?"

"I found out too! I'm going to print out Ye Ziqin's poster and paste it all over the room, so that I don't have to be afraid of any monsters!"

"Hahahaha I want me too!!"

"I found that this show is really suitable for Ye Ziqin. Does Ye Ziqin really plan to be a resident guest?"

"Hahahaha, I begged the program crew to keep Ye Ziqin with a blood book!"

After the first episode of the program, the audience in the live broadcast room had a stomach ache from laughing, and the accompanying director had a complicated expression on his face, holding back his laughter and being annoyed at the same time. Dozens of continuous shots I took to comfort Xiaomei——have you seen it, baby, there are still people uglier than you in this world!

——Compared with this, we Xiaomei are all great beauties!

Xiaomei regained her confidence, and Ye Ziming, Ye Ziwen, Ye Zishu, felt that it was hard to explain.

Time passed quietly under this kind of warm life, until this day, when Ye Ziqin came back and found that Ye Ziming was not there, he couldn't help asking, "Where is Ye Ziming?"

"He is in heat." Ye Ziwen said without raising his head, "I don't know where to find a lover."

Ye Ziqin, who automatically understood lovers as couples and lovers, said curiously: "Yezi obviously has a partner? Look at others and look at you! No one wants you yet!"

Ye Ziwen showed a fierce smile, and said softly: "Who told you that he has a partner?"

"One night stand, understand?"

Ye Ziqin was silent for a long time, and said dryly: "In the legend, two lonely souls met by chance, and completed the sublimation of love on the bed...one-night stand?"