[Comprehensive] Late Night Radio

"Welcome to the late-night radio show Lala Kaka! Let me listen to No.14 of your troubles!! I am your dear Xiaoling!!"

"Do you still remember me? Why don't you say that people will really listen to my show today... It's so cold before the tenth episode..."

"Ah, strange, why did I start complaining!"

"Then without further ado, let's get straight to the point and start today's program!"

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"Hi, hello! Congratulations on connecting to the audience line. I'm Xiao Ling."

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"Hello, listener?"

Obviously I have already said hello, but the audience did not say anything.Occasionally there will be such prank-like calls, and for such calls, they will usually be hung up and blocked.

"This audience...?"

Just in case, I double-checked.Just when I was about to cut off and block, the audience finally spoke.

"...You, hello."

"Hello here! Didn't speak just now because I was too nervous?"

"……Yes Yes……"

"It's okay, don't be nervous, if you are afraid that your voice will be heard by acquaintances, you can provide voice change treatment!"

"No need..." The audience took a deep breath and began to chant, as if they wanted to give themselves courage, "It's okay, it's just a phone call... You won't know who I am and you can't see my face... This is worse than usual. It's much easier to talk to other people..."

"Okay, if you have eased your nervousness, this listener, let's start! First of all, what's your name?"

"jk."

"Good student jk, that's really a simple and rude address! May I ask what troubles you have?"

"I thought that after I entered high school, there would be such and such plots, such as being confessed, hanging out with my classmates, etc... But nothing happened."

"That's really bad enough."

"It's not just that, it's been so long since school started, and I haven't even said a word to anyone in my class..."

"Are you serious!? Is it because your sense of existence is too thin?"

"Thinness? Do you think it's the third class of three years? For the safety of the whole class, a victim will be selected and ignored by everyone...Ah, speaking of thinness of existence, there is another one. If my life can also be Kuroki's basketball will be fine... Ah no, I accidentally slipped my mouth... Oops, just pretend you didn't hear it..."

"Okay, okay. Let's pretend we didn't hear it, then you can continue, classmate jk."

"I turn myself in, I once wanted to peek at a girl's panties on the bridge... No, no, I'm really not a weird person, I'm just curious about what kind of panties a man with a boyfriend wears..."

"Uh... for whatever reason, this act is a crime."

"Xiao Ling, do you have a boyfriend? If possible, I hope you can tell me the answer to this question..."

“……………Uh, let me refuse. You might as well ask this question in places like Baidu/Du/Zhi/Dao.”

I don't want the audience to know that I don't have a boyfriend, and I don't want the world to know my fat style! !Is it okay with this listener?It's too bad no matter how you think about it! !

"Occasionally I still have plot delusions..."

"Plot delusion?"

"For example, the phantom is the heroine in the Otome game, and [beep--] and [beep--] and [beep--] [beep--] [beep--] with the strategy characters. "

"Uh, if it's possible, I hope you, student jk, will pay attention to your remarks. If this continues, my show may have to be suspended."

"Also, I really want to know how painful it is to lose a virgin? If it hurts so much, I'd rather..."

"Stop, stop, stop!!! The topic you said is beyond the scope, student jk!!"

"Out of range? This is obviously a late-night radio show. When it comes to late night, it is really the topic of [beep--] and [beep--] and [beep--] [beep--] [beep--] Bar?"

"No! This is a very normal trouble counseling program! Although the time is a bit late, it is a very serious trouble counseling program!!"

"Okay, okay...then I'll change the question."

"Okay, please, classmate jk, please stop asking restricted-level questions."

"On the Internet, I often see people who say prpr they like, so where is prpr? Is it licking the whole body or the part? If you lick the part, which part will you lick...By the way, I used to lick prpr I know this question has been asked on the Internet, but no one answered me."

"……Uh……"

If possible, I'd love to send this listener a copy of 急急问.jpg.

"Speaking of which, I heard that you are a fan of Sasuke Uchiha. I heard that fans of Sasuke Uchiha get very sick. If you listen to his eroge drama, would you [beep——][beep——]?"

"what?????"

Can this audience do it? ? ?No matter how you think about it, it's not right! ?

For the first time, I experienced the feeling of being almost choked to death by the audience. No wonder the seniors in the radio station are often downcast and feel that this work cannot be done.

In short, I want to rectify the name of my idol! ! !

"Sasuke didn't go into the sea!! So there is no eroge drama!!!"

Although I think it's a pity...Damn it, there's no one to listen to! !

But this kind of thing, just think about it in your heart, you can't say it, it's over if you know it.

"Student jk, should we discuss your troubles in detail...?"

I want to get back on topic.

"Back to the topic... My troubles, in the end, I'm still unpopular, I want to become popular anyway. But before that, it's necessary to communicate with people...? How do I get along with you? People communicate well..."

"Uh... Common hobbies are important, right? Why don't jk students try me as a practice object now? You can ask anything you want, just say it."

I really wanted to slap myself a few times for the water splashed out when I said it.

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"Are you a bereaved girl?"

"Mourning, mourning girl?"

"Hmph, I really don't know... A person who has never had a boyfriend, has never been confessed to, and is still a virgin is a widow."

"………………………………Uh."

Is what Chalazhu told me a few days ago a confession? ? ?

"Can we change the subject... No matter how you say it, it's not a good thing to reveal the host's private life on the show."

"Tsk, is it really a dirty adult?" A very, very, very low voice came from the earphone.

Dirty adult you sister ah ah ah ah ah I haven't held a boy's hand since kindergarten okay! ! !At most, there is only the experience of racing bracket physics with four men (one of whom is still my idol)! ! ! ! ! ! !

Of course, I can only think about these words in my heart, no matter how I put it, it is impossible to say it directly on the show... I am a public figure, and personal * is very important.

"I, let's take a look at how everyone on Weibo left a message!!"

Help me, everyone! !Xiao Ling, I can't take it anymore! ! !

[Late Night Radio v: No.14 program, welcome to interact! Student jk's troubles: what should I do to be popular? 】

[Simentong's lifelong push: I don't really understand you dirty adults. ]

[Vinegar kombu is delicious: I don’t really understand you dirty adults. ]

[I have a sweet tooth: don't really understand you dirty adults. ]

[Simen Tong Lifetime Push: Upstairs, you who don’t pay wages have no right to call others dirty adults, okay! ]

[Silver sauce's exclusive shaking m: What's wrong with dirty adults! !Upstairs, upstairs, let's do something dirty grown-ups would do [heart][heart]~]

[Chocolate Candy Ball: Don't really understand you dirty adults. ]

[Looking for the missing father Jin: Upstairs, you obviously watch paid programs, so it seems that you have no right to criticize others. ]

[You are all my kittens: It seems that you know a lot of incredible things. ]

[Yile Ramen No. [-] in the world: What's going on with this episode? ? ]

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[Spicy chicken classmate: I really hope that jk classmate can balance with skmt classmate.Hey, why do I have to change my id to Classmate Spicy Chicken? ? ? ]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! !

That's right! !Why can't she balance with skmt classmates! ! ! !

Hot chicken classmate, you are an angel! !I don't know who you are, but thank you for saving me! ! !

"Student jk, are you still there?"

"exist……"

"Did you listen to our last episode?"

"Last issue...? Was it yesterday's issue?"

"That's right! Do you remember classmate skmt!"

"Ah, that person who pretends to be like the wind...does such a person really exist in reality..."

"It exists!! I think, you might as well learn from skmt students!!"

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"Actually, you two look alike!"

"Are you kidding me... how can I be like that..."

"After all, the ops of the two of you are unsurpassed by others!! It's so rare that the ops are all performed by the protagonist alone!! In this point, you can be said to be a perfect match!!"

"A man who pretends to be popular x a girl who wants to make herself popular but is not good at communicating with others, no matter how you think about it, it's very attractive!"

"……what are you saying?"

"However, you are also decisively different!"

"Others are sorry that you are not as handsome as Sakamoto, but you can't lose more weight!!"

"Hey, it's strange, what am I talking about, ahahahaha..."

"...Forget it." Student jk sighed again.

"Anyway, even if I ask you about these current charges, it is completely impossible to help me. A host like you may be living [beep——] and [beep——] and [beep——][beep——] in private. —] Such a life may not be possible."

Classmate jk spoke a long series of words, and I couldn't interrupt at all because I spoke so fast.

In the end, she only left this sentence, and then hung up the phone without hesitation.

——"I'm not welcome, it's all your fault no matter what you think!"

Uh... can I throw the pot at the world or Tokiomi?