[Comprehensive] Late Night Radio

"Welcome to the late-night radio show Lala Kaka, I'll listen to No.13 about your troubles!"

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"Xiao Ling, I have a very, very troublesome thing recently."

"Yeah, okay, tell me. After all, our program is to solve problems for everyone!"

"Isn't it the day when I entered high school a while ago?"

"Yes! You must take good care of your high school time! After all, high school is the beginning of a new life. Maybe you will find the Cowherd Club in the third music classroom, the girl who puts a blindfold on herself because of the second-year illness, or the student union. The president is actually working in a maid shop! Oh right, right, don’t try to wear your sister’s school uniform, panties and bra at home with your classmates...! There is a high probability that you will be rejected My sister is catching it right now!"

"No, no, no one usually does this!?"

"Really? Isn't your trouble being tired of the boring high school routine?"

"I haven't said anything yet!"

"Oh, well...what's your name?"

"My name is Passerby A."

"Good passer-by, student A, what is your trouble?"

"In high school, as a boy, I definitely want to have a relationship with a girl."

"Yes, many people will have this idea, it's normal. It's even normal to want to be the focus of the class."

"Yes... I always thought so before the school started. After the school started..."

"After School?"

"There is a classmate in the class who pretends to be like the wind, so we will call him skmt classmate for the time being."

"Okay, what's wrong with this skmt student? As the saying goes, people who pretend to be struck by lightning are generally not very popular in the class."

"Unpopular?? No, no, it's the opposite! He is almost the focus of the entire class and even the school!!"

"What, there is such a thing? What pretentious things has he done?"

"In an instant, I grabbed the blackboard eraser that my classmates put on the door as a prank, and it was about to hit him on the forehead in a second."

"Hand speed is amazing."

"The classmate retaliated against him, so when he went to the toilet, he poured water from the toilet cubicle door."

"This is already considered a bullying incident!? And then? Did he get wet!"

"No, he escaped with an umbrella."

"Why is there an umbrella in the bathroom!?"

"Right!! I'm curious too!! Why is there an umbrella in the bathroom!! Who knows how to go to the bathroom and carry an umbrella with you!!"

"Yes, it seems that this skmt student is not pretending to be an ordinary coward."

"anything else."

"Okay, let's continue talking, Passerby A."

"A wasp flew into the classroom."

"That's troublesome!"

"Classmate skmt actually used the needle of the compass to play with the bee and bee!!"

"Does his eye have a microscope!?"

"I went to work in the store, but there was a long queue at the counter because he was so popular!!"

"...Here, why didn't he consider debuting!?"

"Hey, it's a good thing he didn't make his debut, otherwise he would be able to conquer everyone on Earth by himself!!"

"No! At least I can't conquer him!! Because the only one I love is Sasuke Uchiha!!"

"..."

"Cough, sorry, I got off topic."

"Then your trouble is because this classmate's pretentious skills can win a lot of people, so you are very worried that you can't get a girl, right?"

"Yes... No, no, don't I mean to admit that I am a hot chicken!"

"Alright Spicy Chicken, let's see what everyone on Weibo has to say."

"Don't call me hot chicken!?"

[Late Night Radio v: No.13 program, welcome to interact!The troubles of the spicy chicken classmate: There is a classmate who pretends to be aggressive in the class, what should I do? 】

[Passerby B: Pretending to be struck by lightning. ]

[Go Pikachu: I don't like to pretend and I'm always struck by lightning. ]

[Team Rocket is the strongest: Can you say it again upstairs?We don't like to pretend, but we are also struck by lightning every day. Why are we so miserable? ]

[Sasuke fangirl a: Speaking of which, at one of Sasuke's concerts, didn't he yell something like a thousand, and then a thunderbolt gathered in his hands!It's so handsome!I want to be struck by lightning by Sasuke! ! ]

[Sasuke fans b: Take me! ! ! ]

[Sasuke fans c: I want to too! ! ! ]

[Late Night Radio v: If you can't, you can only hack me! ]

[Simen Tong lifetime push: Upstairs, what kind of selfish message did you leave on your official blog! ! ]

[You are all my kittens: I can hit you, Guan☆Bo☆Jun. ]

[Simen Tong lifetime push: I don't know upstairs, I feel so disgusting...]

[Passerby Police: Speaking of pretenders, I know a primary school student who likes to pretend. ]

[Captain Tsubasa: ...? ? ? ]

[Passerby Police: He always likes to silently observe those acting suspiciously.Once I felt that someone was acting suspiciously because the person ordered the morning set meal and ate a ham sandwich during non-breakfast hours! ! ]

[Passerby policeman: Damn, others can eat whatever they want! !None of his business! ! !Be suspicious just because you eat the breakfast set at other times! !Is there any law in this world anymore! ! ! ]

[Passerby Police: Yes, he is obviously a primary school student!But I learned to sail a yacht, drive a car, shoot a gun and fly a plane in Hawaii! ! ]

[Captain Football: …………………]

[Passerby Police: He's just a primary school student! !Just elementary school students! ! ! ]

[Captain Tsubasa: The one you mentioned is probably an outstanding graduate who graduated from a summer training course in Hawaii. ]

[Passerby Police: What, does Hawaii really teach these things! ?When I earn enough money, I will sign up and try...! ]

[Captain Tsubasa: Private school, no outside recruiting. ]

[Passerby police: ...]

[Spicy Chicken Chef: Pretentious, I have seen it too. ]

[Spicy Chicken Chef: His dishes will glow as soon as they are removed from the pot! !will shine! !It's not the ordinary kind of light, it's the kind of holy light that will blind your 24k titanium alloy dog's eyes! ! ]

[Garbage Chef: Not only that, but people who eat the food he cooks will have hallucinations to varying degrees! ! ]

[Garbage Chef: He must have added [-]% pure fluorescent agents and national banned drugs to the dishes! ! ! ]

[Student Chef: Damn, what is this!A classmate of mine made a dish, and everyone would explode after eating it! !I seriously doubt he added aphrodisiacs/medicines to the dish! ! ! ]

[Garbage Chef: I lost!The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! ! ]

[I'm just a passer-by: Oh, Xiao Ling, I advise you to give up helping the audience solve their troubles this time, it's not something ordinary people can solve. ]

[I'm just a passerby: Classmate Spicy Chicken didn't mention the main point at all, okay! ]

[I'm just a passerby: It is said that skmt classmate once bumped into a ghost! ! ]

[I’m just a passer-by: Everyone analyzes that it’s Newton who was forced to wake up from the grave by him! ! ! ! ! ]

"Uh, classmate Spicy Chicken, are you still there? I'm your host Xiaoling."

"I'm...wait a minute, I told you I'm not a hottie classmate!!"

"Good spicy chicken, I'll tell you now. You alone can't defeat the king!! You need to find a group of people to defeat the king with you! Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang!"

"Yes, is that so...I always feel like you said nothing."

"How will you know if you don't try it! The protagonist in Naruto Thief has always wanted to be the king of thieves!! The first secret technique he learned was the shadow division/body technique, and he defeated the enemy with it!! You must also OK!!!"

"What kind of film are you talking about? I haven't heard of it! Is it a copycat? It must be a copycat!?"

"Whether he is a copycat or not, in short, I sincerely wish you can defeat classmate skmt!!"

Just after school on the day I finished this program, I seemed to meet the skmt classmate that the spicy chicken classmate said.

He walked on the white line, followed by three elementary school students.

They walked along the white line for a long, long time—

Don't ask me how I know, I really didn't follow because I was bored.

When we were halfway there, an uncle who was drawing a white line with a road marking car suddenly popped up next to him, and he kept stepping on the white line.

The uncle said that his name is Xiaobai, and he has been living on the white line for six full years!I will never lose to laymen like us!

If he stepped outside the white line, his wife would turn into a hen.

Are you trying to compare who is the strongest white line king! ?What if the wife turns into a hen! !What kind of cursed story is this! ?

Xiaobai and skmt students competed with each other, and they actually stepped on the white line to compare who was faster!

I saw Xiaobai pushing the car and running all the way, while skmt student was walking calmly.

Even if he was just walking, his speed was comparable to Xiaobai's! ! !The ground and his soles seemed to rub against each other to produce electric sparks, walking with a phantom effect!I don't know how much it costs to buy such special effects! !

The elementary school students were left far behind by them, and I could barely keep up.

The final result is that Xiaobai's lime is used up, and the white line he stepped on has also come to an end.

He took out a tube of toilet paper, spread it gracefully on the ground, and walked into his destination.

lost! !Xiaobai, a six-year veteran, lost! !If you don't even have the chance to run back and refill the lime powder, you lose! ! !

Both the primary school students and I couldn't help admiring him.

Okay, I give full marks to this forceful pretending.

Xiaobai almost died of anger, and asked the skmt classmate who had walked on the white line for several years. The classmate pushed his glasses calmly and said, "Only for one day."

Damn, you can defeat other people's six-year veterans in one day, you are worthy of being the king of bullying! !

I silently gave the skmt classmate the title of pretending to be like the wind in my heart.

"Dare to ask your name?" Xiao Bai, a six-year veteran, bowed down.

"At Shimosakamoto."

The classmate pushed his glasses again and walked to the automatic door, leaving only this sentence and his handsome back, which disappeared from our sight.

"Good, so handsome!" Xiaobai and the three elementary school students couldn't help admiring.

I sneak away.

Although I also think classmate skmt is very handsome, he is obviously pretending to be aggressive, but I can't tell that he is pretending to be aggressive! !

but--

How can I admire men other than my idol! !