Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

Edney looked at the notice board speechlessly: "Damn it, big brother, it's not good for you..."

What is [Adne White and other Pokémon trainers are not allowed to enter]?

This sounds just as good as [xx and dogs not allowed]!

Lestrade pretended to be stupid.

Edney curled her lips: "But seriously, Mr. Inspector, are you really not going to eat my Amway?"

Lestrade froze for a moment: "No... I'm not interested in this mobile game..."

His expression was a little embarrassed, as if he was telling Edney that he was going to hide something.

Edney stared at him suspiciously for a long time: "Hey...it's not a shame to admit that I play Pokemon."

...that's weird.

Isn't it shameful for a detective from Scotland Yard to be on guard all day to catch elves?

Lestrade is really embarrassed to say that he also plays "go".

In fact, the first time Edney threw this spicy chicken game at him without a word, he took it steadily, and even joined the player exchange group.

Seeing that Edney didn't believe it at all, he racked his brains to come up with a more convincing reason: "Really, I don't play this game...I'm serious, "Overwatch" is more suitable Me, this world needs more heroes..."

"...Okay. I believe it."

Edney was actually dubious.Whether it's Lestrade not playing "go" in Scotland Yard, or the fact that he actually plays Overwatch ass.

And heroes or something...

The world is already noisy enough.

Lestrade breathed a sigh of relief, and was just about to find a reason to send Edney out of Scotland Yard when she waved her sleeves without taking away a cloud.

"Okay, I should go too, I'll come back to play next time I spawn something good."

"……goodbye!"

Never again!

……

After swaggering out of Scotland Yard, Edney took out her mobile phone and continued to watch the elf's update news.

With the addition of the Weasley twins, the group that used to be almost only players reporting various refresh points has gradually become active in the past few days.Diving parties in various regions finally got rid of the atmosphere of reporting coordinates in a serious manner, and the water flocked out of control.

[Liuwei]: Have you heard that recently there is a very popular po owner on the Internet, who often posts predictions about where and when elves will refresh relative to each other? [Miao Frog Seed]: You mean Miao Meow?

[Six Tails]: Yes yes yes yes meow Pas hhhhh

[Pokeby]: My God, Mr. Miaomiao is very powerful!

[Pokeby]: He also posted various strategies, such as gym strategy, initial Pikachu strategy, elf evolution and strengthening strategy [Potpot]: I seem to have an impression...

[Pot Pot]: Is it the po owner who judged the haunts of insect-type elves based on 360 kinds of plants...

[Pokeby]: Well, that's him

[Juhu]: Wait, Miaomiao is a man? ?

[Miao Miao]: I am a man.In addition, it is 366 kinds of plants.

[Pokeby]: Fuck me, Mr. Miaomiao! !wonderful meow

【Baby Bear】: According to 360 kinds of plants, determine where the insect-type elves are haunted...

[Baby Bear]: Why does this look so familiar...

[Fat Keding]: Please tell me where to catch Pikachu_(:3ゝ∠)_Miao Miao [Miao Miao]: I posted a guide to get the original Pikachu.

[Miao Miao]: It is also easy to catch in the later stage.

[Fat Keding]: One!point!also!No!good!catch! ...

[Wonderful Meow]: 2km eggs can also hatch Pikachu.

[Fat Keding]: After hatching dozens of them, there is no qaq

Edney was desperate.

Judging by Miaomiao's big tone, Pikachu seems to be extremely easy to catch, so that even if you catch him, you don't even bother to think about possible refresh locations...

She couldn't figure it out.Even the stinky mud that is so difficult to grasp, she caught it on Professor Moriarty's head...how could she have no chance with her beloved Pikachu...

As soon as Edney sighed, she saw a message on the screen of her mobile phone that made her even more desperate——

[Miao Miao]: Then you may have a dark face.

【Fat Keding】:...

[Zhengdian Paipai]: Then you may have a dark face hahahahahahahahahaha

[Negative electricity pat]: Then you may have a dark face, hahahahahahahahahaha

[Positive electric pat]: [Emoji package: The other party didn't want to talk to you, and threw a spicy chicken game at you]

[Negative electricity pat]: [Emoji package: The other party steadily took over the spicy chicken game you threw, and even charged money]

[Fat Keding]: Get lost...

[Xiao Guoran]: Uh, well, I saw Pikachu spawned on Baker Street some time ago [Fat Keding]: Really! ?

[Xiao Guoran]: Um, I forgot the exact time, sorry

[Fat Keding]: It's okay, I'll go and have a look! ! !

[Miao Miao]: Don't come, not now.

...Life is like a play.Edney sighed.

Life always gave her a piece of candy when she was desperate, and gave her a loud slap when she just ate it...

Then feed another candy.

[Miao Meow]: There may be at night.

[Fat Keding]: Monkey's! ! ! ! !

[Fat Keding]: By the way, Miao Miao, can you consider making a London elf illustrated book?

[Miao Miao]: No time, this project is too much.

[Fat Keding]: Hey okay_(:3ゝ∠)_

[Liuwei]: It turns out that Miaomiao is in London

[Pokeby]: I envy you trainers who are in the same city as Master Miaomiao

[Pokeby]: In San Francisco, I live in fear of being dominated by supersonic bats all day long =. =

[Positive electric beat]: On this day, I finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the old bat [Negative electric beat]: And the humiliation of being locked up by the old bat

[Fat Keding]: ...you two are so annoying [laugh cry]

Finally, when a taxi arrived, Edney reported the place name of Baker Street, and decided to go directly there and stay there for an entire afternoon.

When he saw Edney appearing downstairs in his house for countless times, John Watson finally couldn't help it: "Sherlock, that girl is here again...she was walking up and down this street, From time to time, he pointed his mobile phone towards us... Could it be a stalker..."

"Oh, John, of course not." Sherlock stared at the phone without looking up, "Walking around Baker Street as if no one was there, looking at the phone instead of the road, occasionally stopping to point the camera at someone's garden, windows, while constantly swiping the screen of the phone - am I right?"

John nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes, how do you know?"

Sherlock didn't answer his question, but made a conclusion to the description just now: "—of course she's not a stalker, she's just catching elves."

At the end, he added as if talking to himself, "And it is very likely that he came to catch Pikachu."

John was silent for a few seconds: "Uh...is that the mobile game you were playing recently?"

"You can play around too."

"Sherlock, I thought you wouldn't play this kind of game..."

Sherlock paused, turned his gaze to John, and raised his finger to his temple: "My brain needs a proper rest."

deceive who?

John: "...that's not your usual style."

I didn't expect you to be such Sherlock Holmes...

John also became a little curious about the game "go".

How toxic is it to make people like Sherlock who are bored except solving crimes addicted to it?

Looking back carefully, John remembered that he had also seen Lestrade playing the game.At that time, John glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, and asked casually what it was. Mr. Inspector of Scotland Yard replied: [A little girl I know is Amway’s, it’s not interesting to play, so I just pass the time. . ]

Thinking about it now, John just wants to reply to him——

I believe in your evil.

...is it really that fun?

John frowned, sat back on the sofa, connected to wifi, opened the Apple Store and began to download "go".

He quickly logged into his Google account, briefly looked at the initial explanation, and then followed the novice guide to catch a Charmander among the three initial elves.

Just as the new driver was getting ready to go on the road, I heard the old driver Sherlock say: "Don't choose the elf at the beginning, just walk around a few times, and Pikachu will appear after a while."

John was a little confused: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Sherlock showed a [to tease you] smile: "It's still too late to start again."

John struggled for a while, fearing that he would be too unlucky to meet Pikachu in the future, so he followed Sherlock's suggestion and re-registered an account.

According to Sherlock's method, he really got a Pikachu.

"This trick is simple!"

While sighing, he stood up and walked around the house, and within a short while caught a meow on the refrigerator and a jenny in the toilet.

"Oh my God, John, what are you doing?" Mrs. Hudson, who came up to clean up the house, saw John's obsessed look and thought he had taken drugs.

John didn't notice Mrs. Hudson's scrutiny. Instead, he shared his happiness with her excitedly: "Look, Mrs. Hudson, I caught a foam chinchilla in the kitchen! It was trying to eat me Is there bread in there?"

Mrs. Hudson: "..."

John: "Aha! Look what I caught! A stray Bulbasaur!"

Mrs. Hudson: "..."

John: "Hey! It's up to you, Radha! Evil—so ugly."

Mrs. Hudson: "..."

John: "Oh my God! There's a horned goldfish in the toilet! . . . oh shit, let it go."

Mrs. Hudson: "Oh Sherlock! What is John's possession?"

Sherlock was not surprised at all, he got up and walked to John, saw that he was happily catching the second squirrel, and asked with a good after-sales service attitude: "How is it?"

Without raising his head, John replied without hesitation, "This game is so fucking fun!"