Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

Once you start the game, you simply can't stop.

After returning home, she played until four or five o'clock in the morning without closing her eyes. When she came together the next day, Aideni felt a little weak all over.

"Spicy chicken games, ruin my youth, ruin my energy, waste my money..." She threw down her schoolbag, and lay down on the seat next to Hermione, muttering something like a cult's brainwashing manifesto, while touching Get out your phone and open the "go" app.

Hermione raised her head from the book and rolled her eyes speechlessly when she saw her friend's duplicity.

She first saw Edney's unshakable dark circles - some time ago she was obsessed with watching her buttocks open all night, and these days she has become a serious patient of Pokémon who catches elves late at night - then she took a closer look, This guy actually brought an advanced mathematics textbook with him.

Hermione was stunned.

How could there be such a thing as advanced mathematics in the backpack of Edney White, who was obsessed with games and neglected studies all day long! ?

Back then, even if Nightmare taught Snape Potions, this guy, Edney, did nothing until he graduated, and finally drifted low by relying on her notes...

What Edney did next undoubtedly shocked her even more.She actually put away her mobile phone after the class bell rang, sat upright, opened her textbook and stood in front of her.

Hermione wondered if Edney looked at those mathematical formulas as if she was looking at Trelawney's tea.

……No.wrong.

Hermione realized she had misunderstood her.

She was just covering her face with that advanced mathematics book...

Seeing Moriarty walking in from the door, Edney buried her head even deeper, as if she wanted to stuff herself into the textbook.

Hermione was a little baffled by her friend's strange behavior today, and bumped her slightly with her elbow: "What are you doing?"

Edney glanced up guiltily, and whispered, "Shh... I caught a stinky mud on Professor Moriarty's head yesterday..."

"What???" Hermione couldn't hold back, causing Moriarty's gaze to sweep over here.

"...Keep your voice down." Edney turned a page of the book in her hand, pretending to be studying.

However, in the next moment, Moriarty's action of pushing her glasses made her feel bad.Merlin knew that this invisible and deadly magical action could only remind her of "What's the matter in Shimosakamoto"...

"Isn't it just pointing the phone at him and doing some inexplicable things? You don't have to be afraid of it. Maybe the professor just thought you were secretly filming him..." Hermione stretched out her hand and tried to tear off the book she was standing on, "Okay , he wasn't looking at you at all."

"No..." Without the cover of the textbook, she felt uncomfortable all over.Even though Moriarty was writing on the whiteboard with her back to them, she still shrugged her shoulders, "I said it when I was nervous, and... told him to stand still..."

When she was studying at Hogwarts, she was as fierce as a tiger when she fought with Slytherin, but when the professor came, she was as obedient as a lamb.

After so many years, she still has not been cured of the problem of being so nervous that she was caught doing bad things by the professor.

Hermione almost didn't bring it up in one breath: "Are you stupid? Even if he left, the elf would still be there."

"..." Edney felt something was wrong, "Hermione, you..."

"what."

"You also play "Go"..."

"..." Hermione was strangely silent for two seconds, and then firmly denied, "I didn't, I saw Ron playing this."

Edney wanted to say something more, but was taken aback by the sudden appearance beside her.

Moriarty, who was still writing on the blackboard just now, came to her side at some point, tapped the table with one hand, and held the textbook in the other.He looked at the textbook, not her: "Miss White, it's great to see you in class today, but it would be better if you don't bother Miss Granger."

"……Oh."

She responded muffledly, and turned her head to look at Hermione. The other party was writing formulas on the draft paper, as if seriously calculating the problem.

...Cunning Xueba! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

She was the only one who got caught talking small things in Snape's Potions class!

As if aware of Edney's secret slander, Hermione quickly gave her a look of "You are so stupid", and continued to immerse herself in her studies.

Aideni received [-] psychic attacks from Xueba, she held her head aggrievedly and turned over the book.

But she didn't understand it.

She began to regret so much that she had listened to Hermione's nonsense and gave up opening a magic joke shop with the Weasley twins to go to university in the Muggle world...

Getting into college was extremely easy for the two of them.Hermione was a college bully herself, and all she needed was a simple Confusion Charm.

But after entering university, she knew that her previous high ambitions were all lying to herself.

... She just played games in a different place. =_=|||

Just like now, she is clearly looking at the book, but her mind has already drifted to [Where to catch elves after school].

As if following this idea, she received a text message at this time.

Edney looked around, unlocked the phone as Moriarty turned away, and hid in the drawer to check the messages.

[George]: Neville asked Harry to find Ron and told me to tell you that a Pikachu had been refreshed in Snape's potion warehouse.

"..." She had to admit that she was completely overwhelmed by this magical long sentence.

Ignoring the long list of nonsense above, the message George Weasley wanted to tell her was very simple——

There was a Pikachu in Snape's potions store.

... A simple elf ball!

What reason should she find to enter Hogwarts?It can't be said that old alumni return to their alma mater to impart employment experience to juniors and younger sisters.

And, even if you go in...

[Edney]: That's Snape's warehouse, you seem to be making me laugh!

[George]: That's Pikachu. What did you say that you can go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire for Pikachu?

[Ade Ni]: It's no problem to go up the mountain of swords and down to the sea of ​​fire...

[Edney]: Going to Snape's place, I refuse...

[George]: ...

[George]: Let me help you pay attention to other places

[Edney]: Monkey monkey monkey!

After the friendly exchange, Edney continued to fugue.

Fortunately, Moriarty only recorded attendance and didn't care whether the students listened or not, so she survived the get out of class smoothly.

During the class, she was like the carp king writhing on the ground in "go", but when the class was over, she instantly turned into a lively and fat ding.

"Are you not going to the next class again?" Hermione had no time to hold her, so she had to shout from behind.

Edney rushed out of the classroom without looking back: "The roll call was rare in those classes, so I'm leaving first!"

Where are you going?

To catch elves, of course.

Capturing elves cannot be limited to one area. For example, there will be aquatic elves such as carp king and black seahorse near the water, and insect-type elves such as Ba Da butterfly and green caterpillar in the park. I want to catch more There are different types of elves, and you have to go to various places.

Originally, she traveled all over London just to catch a Pikachu.

As a result, she didn't catch Pikachu, but she knew exactly where the elves were densely populated and where there were many types in various parts of London.

If you want to say that there are many and dense types of elves in London, it is of course...

Scotland Yard...

This has almost been recognized by London players in the Pokemon exchange group. It is said that a few days ago, someone bravely went to Scotland Yard to catch Blue Emperor, but was detained for a whole day.

As soon as she opened the pokemon exchange group, she saw someone sent a message about the refresh point of the elves.

【Sulip】: Scotland Yard spawned a group of bullies

[Little Sure enough]: There is a melt-eating beast in Barts Hospital

[Sulip]: Scotland Yard spawned a Libra puppet

【Sulip】: Scotland Yard spawned a large group of Mukele

[Baby Bear]: Why didn't I see the Libra puppet?

[Positive electric pat]: I really envy you police uncles who can catch elves in Scotland Yard, a treasured place of geomantic omen [Negative electric paipai]: I really envy you police uncles who can catch elves in Scotland Yard, a treasured place of feng shui Everyone in the communication group The group business cards are all named after elves, and Edney knows that the positive one is Fred and the negative one is George.

Seeing the twins jumping out to speak, she also effervescently followed.

[Fat Keding]: I really envy you police uncles who can catch elves in Scotland Yard, a treasured place of geomantic omen [Baby Bear]: No, I live nearby.

【Sulip】: I also live nearby

[Positive electric pat]: Baby doesn't believe it

[Negative electricity pat]: Baby doesn't believe it

[Fat Keding]: Baby doesn't believe it

【Baby Bear】:...

【Jenny Turtle】: I really want to go to Scotland Yard to catch elves

[Pippi]: Yes, I want to go too, but I'm afraid I'll be arrested...

【Little Magneto】: Same as above

[Coconut Egg Tree]: I went last time...but I was stopped at the door, the guard uncle is so fierce qaq...

This water blasted out a group of players who wanted to go to Scotland Yard to catch elves, but Edney was different from these players who were hesitant or failed to pass the level.

She... is a regular at Scotland Yard...

Ahem, she traveled all over the Muggle world with a confusion spell.Although her Confusion Charm wasn't very good, at least she was able to bluff the doorman at Scotland Yard.

Edney happily cast a Confusion Charm on the doorman, and a Disillusionment Charm on herself, and then swaggered into Scotland Yard.

Although she is a scumbag wizard who is not good at disillusionment, she can last for a while at least, enough for her to find the Libra, catch a few Hula, and take away a few Mu Kerr.

As for the moment when the effect of the Disillusionment Charm was lifted and he was discovered by the Scotland Yard police——

Edney said she was not false at all.

She usually throws a Confusion Charm to make the other party ignore the shock of seeing her suddenly appear in front of them, and then calmly takes her to see Lestrade.

A true warrior is one who dares to face Mr Inspector Scotland Yard.

Anyway, all the elves I want to catch have already been caught =3=

Well……

Her spirit of escaping without injury, but she was going to be arrested was deeply cast aside by Mr. Inspector. ╮(╯_╰)╭Lestrade had just finished handling the work at hand, when he looked up, he saw Edney being led by his collar by his subordinates.

He had mixed feelings in his heart: "Why are you again..."

Edney showed him a flattering smile, moved the phone in front of him, and showed him the refresh points of the elves on the screen: "It can't be helped, your place...is like a wild animal park!"

Of the many people who tried to break into Scotland Yard every day to catch elves, she was the only one who succeeded every time.

Lestrade refuses to reason with a "go" number one critically ill patient who possesses some kind of unnatural ability.

He pointed to the back of Edney, and motioned her to look at the brand new notice board on the wall that hadn't had time to hang at the gate of Scotland Yard——

【Edney White and other Pokémon trainers are not allowed to enter. 】