Amnesty's daily life

A small bowl of No. [-] Scholar porridge successfully ruined Twelve's path to No. [-] Scholar.

After receiving the doctor's diagnosis and treatment and taking the urgently brewed decoction, Twelve was quickly out of danger.Of course, it wasn't too dangerous in the first place.It's just the simplest diarrhea, even if you don't see a doctor or take medicine, it will be fine after a while.As for the subsequent conditioning, it is also easy, but it is just millet porridge with pickled vegetables and dried radish, and it will nourish the stomach after a few days. It is really not a big deal.

The point is that by the time the diarrhea stops at Twelve, it will already be three poles in the sun.Moreover, his limbs were limp and his whole body was weak, not to mention going to the long-awaited imperial examination, even getting out of bed and walking became a problem.

Come on, the palace test is over.

Twelve of them were lying on the bed with loveless faces, ignoring the people around them who came to visit him specially.

"Conger, good boy, what's the big deal? When we get healthy, we can take part in the next imperial examination. It's okay. You're still young, so there will be more chances like this in the future." Nala Shu Xian comforted herself with a funny smile.

It's not that she is heartless enough to sit and watch her son's misfortune, but that she has seen a dozen tormented people in her life, and she often vomits blood from others and has nowhere to seek justice.Looking at Twelve's appearance now, besides being distressed, it is more funny.

As the old saying goes, it’s not that the time has not yet arrived, but when the time comes, good and evil will be rewarded.

Maybe it's really because over the years, Twelve cheated so many times that even God couldn't stand it anymore, so he just collected all the previous sins together, and let Twelve suffer so much that he couldn't tell Suffering.

In fact, Nala Shuxian went to inquire about the big kitchen. The ingredients are all right, and the way of cooking porridge is not unusual. After all, it is not difficult things like frying and frying. They were all put in a pot and simmered slowly for several hours.Ordinarily in this case, at most, the taste is not very good, but the sudden stomach upset is a bit unbelievable.Unexpectedly, there were no problems in any link, as if it was God's will that made Twelve unable to pass the palace examination.

...is pretty good too, isn't it?

"I said Cong'er, are you really angry?" Nala Shuxian said amusedly and angrily, "Actually, I wanted to say it a long time ago, you really don't need to rush to the imperial examination. Do you still remember, In the next year, you are only 14 years old, and you are still half a child, so there is really no need to carry everything on your body."

Twelve turned his face to look at La Shuxian quietly, and because there were always people around, he could only vaguely say: "Didn't we all agree?"

As early as the beginning when the mother and son met each other, the two had already negotiated that as soon as the new emperor came to the throne, Twelve would immediately join the Enke of that year. Rongguo Mansion pulled out the whirlpool of right and wrong.

There is nothing wrong with this idea, after all, as the female family member of the back house, it is really difficult for La Shuxian to intervene in the affairs of the court.No matter how capable she is, once the new emperor succeeds to the throne, if she wants to attack the princelings, no matter how capable she is, she can only be caught without a fight.Otherwise, can you still defy the clear order?Who do you think is Jia She that stupid and bold?

But now, everything is different.

"Silly boy, the past is the past, but now it is the present." Nala Shuxian stretched out her hand and patted Twelve's forehead amusedly, and said with curved eyebrows, "Let your father take care of the things ahead, He is the head of the family and our reliance. As for you, you'd better wait until you grow up and take part in the next imperial examination."

Let Twelve be released early because he was worried that the Rongguo Mansion would be caught in the whirlpool of right and wrong, but judging from the current situation, Jia Amnesty couldn't have done better.At that time, the great scholar of Zheng Yipin Dian Ge, and also the most trusted confidant of Emperor Tai'an, even if that master was really as cruel and merciless as Lord Yongzheng, he would not suddenly turn his face and deny anyone.In fact, what Nala Shuxian was more worried about was that her master had forced Emperor Tai'an to death.

"Oh." Twelve's face was full of sadness, but judging from his expression, he seemed to have listened to Nala Shuxian's words, so although his complexion was still ugly, at least he relaxed a lot.

After a while, Twelve seemed to have recovered completely, and glanced at the crowd around him with a sideways look: "Brother Zhu, Brother Lian, go to the Yamen quickly, I'm fine. Second girl... you Go away! You are not allowed to eat snacks on my bedside! The scum fell all over the floor! And you, Smelly Xiaojing, this is my bed, mine! Get up, and you are not allowed to sleep!!"

Seeing Twelve who was still roaring with energy, Nala Shuxian was completely relieved, and while letting Brother Zhu and Brother Lian leave first, she called Putao to pass the message to Rongqingtang.Not to mention these days, Mother Jia is no longer as blind as before and only cares about the second wife. Even if it was really in the past, Mother Jia cared about Twelve very much.Twelve is fine now, so I must go to the ward to make a statement.

As a result, as soon as the people in this room dispersed, Twelve roared in the other room: "Throw Smelly Xiaojing out to the Lord!! Also, where is my stupid father?"

Immediately, the voice of Yingjie's son came: "Father said that he wants to enter the palace and ask the Holy One to accommodate him."

As soon as these words came out, don't say Twelve was dumbfounded, and Nala Shuxian who was ordering the servants also hurried over and asked, "I beg the Holy Spirit to be lenient? What is the lenient?"

"I don't know." Sister Ying had an innocent face.

Nala Shuxian and Twelve looked at each other, instinctively, both mother and son felt that something was wrong.

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"Marquis Jaen, are you crazy?"

Compared with Rongguo Mansion, the new Emperor Tai'an was even more shocked.Today is the day of the imperial examination, Jia She, who is a Zhengyipin Diange scholar, naturally should enter the palace early.As a result, Jia Amnesty disappeared without a trace, and even his son, Jia Cong, who was supposed to take part in the palace examination, disappeared.

That's all, Tai'an Emperor has long been completely numb to Jia She's convulsions from time to time. He thought that the third elder brother of the Jia family should be normal, but it turned out to be a good thing. It can only be said that he was born of Jia She, and they are all the same. Reliable!

However, Emperor Tai'an soon realized how naive his thoughts were.The reason is very simple, just in the middle of the palace examination, Jia Amnesty came in a hurry, and cried to death on the Golden Luan Hall in front of everyone.

Emperor Tai'an's eyebrows jumped, and he instinctively realized that nothing good would happen next.As a result, the truth was more tragic than he had imagined.

Jia Amnesty: "...the Holy One! I'm all blamed for this, it's all my fault. If I hadn't cooked a bowl of porridge for my Cong'er, he wouldn't have failed to be the champion. You don't know, my family Cong'er is looking forward to the third prize, his number one!!"

"What exactly do you want to say?" Emperor Tai'an pressed his hand between his brows, asked while looking at the Supreme Emperor who was sitting beside him.

Logically speaking, since the Supreme Emperor has abdicated, he should not appear in the court.However, after all, today is not the morning court, but the palace examination.The Supreme Emperor originally planned to come here to sit and drink a good cup of tea, and then casually make things difficult for this year's Jinshi, and pass the boring time after he abdicated.

result……

The Taishang Emperor stared at Jia She, who was kneeling on the ground crying heartbroken, with a look of watching the show. If it wasn't for the fact that dim sum was not available in the hall, he would have asked someone to serve melon seeds.

Seeing the appearance of the Supreme Emperor, Emperor Tai'an withdrew his gaze with a dark face, still looked at Jia She and said: "To make a long story short, what exactly do you want to do!"

"Hic!" Jia She was crying so badly that he finally stopped crying and hiccupped, "Sir, please give my Cong'er a chance to find flowers."

For a split second, Emperor Tai'an's heart that he thought was numb was suddenly frightened at this moment.

"What did you say? You say it again?!"

"My lord, my Cong'er is really a peerless genius that has been rare for thousands of years! If you don't believe me, you only need to read the test papers of the previous provincial and general examinations to find out. He is really exceptionally talented What! Just give him a No. [-] pick, don’t want the No. [-], don’t want the No. [-], after all, he missed the exam.”

Emperor Tai'an stared at Jia Amnesty dumbfounded, couldn't hold back for a while, and grabbed a handful of hair crowns: "You actually know that he missed the exam?"

"That's right, if it wasn't for the absence of the exam, my Cong'er would have been the No. [-] scholar this year!" Jia She first raised his head proudly, and then without a buffer, he burst into tears and fainted, "Everyone Blame me! All of this is my fault! If I hadn't cooked him the bowl of porridge for the number one scholar, how could he have lost the number one prize? How could I be so stupid... Your Majesty!"

"You...go!" In front of a group of disciples of the Son of Heaven, Emperor Tai'an managed to restrain himself from swearing, but even so, the expression on his face had already betrayed himself.Because on his face, there were clearly three words.

--Give!I!roll!

But Jia Amnesty didn't know whether he didn't see it or didn't understand it, and he still cried as if his parents had died.Not to mention the candidates who have never seen anything in the world, even the people from the cabinet and the Imperial Academy who he is already very familiar with are all dumbfounded.

#Live for a long time to see series#

Of course, at the end of the trouble, Jia Amnesty still failed to fulfill his wish.What are you kidding?How important is the significance of being the top three in the first class, should an individual understand it?Appoint a person who failed the exam as Tanhualang, and you will receive a snowflake-like booklet later.On this point, it is absolutely impossible for Emperor Tai'an to back down, not even the slightest bit.

However, what made Emperor Tai'an feel helpless was that if Jia She would change his mind because of his categorical refusal, then he would not be Jia She.

This is the saddest thing.

Weeping from the Golden Luan Hall to the Imperial Study Room, Emperor Tai'an's whole body was going to be bad. If possible, he really wanted to roll up his sleeves and have a fight with Jia Amnesty.Unfortunately, he can't.Not only can't he be violent with Jia She, he can't even throw him out, because from the beginning to the end, his father, the Supreme Emperor, was sitting on the sidelines watching the play.

Finally, when the sun was setting and the palace gate was about to fall, Jia She left crying.Before leaving, he said that he would come back early tomorrow morning.

Emperor Tai'an's face collapsed.

The Taishang Emperor, who had seen enough good shows, smashed his mouth, put the teacup aside, and looked at Emperor Tai'an with a smile: "My child, you are still too young." Suddenly, the topic changed, "I had to bear it before After holding him for seven or eight years, how long have you endured him now? Hmph, your father and I are wise and decisive, and abdicating directly is indeed the wisest choice."

After speaking, the Supreme Emperor got up and planned to leave, but after taking a step, he turned around and said: "Mr. Jia Enhou is coming tomorrow, remember to call in advance. Also, you can bear it slowly!"

Watching the Supreme Emperor turn and leave, Emperor Tai'an watched him walk to the threshold, and suddenly said a word: "I also want to abdicate."

"Then wait until you give birth to a capable son!" The Supreme Emperor was not so vulnerable, on the contrary, he turned around and glanced back, and said with a sneer, "All my sons are dragons and phoenixes, no matter which one you choose. Can be alone. Your son...your son...hahahahaha!"

Before Emperor Tai'an could jump up, the Supreme Emperor resolutely ran away.

Needless to say, when he was the emperor, he would have a headache whenever he saw Jia Amnesty.But now that he is the Supreme Emperor, the more he looks at Jia She, the more pleasing he is, not to mention how much fun he can bring to his later life.At that moment, the Supreme Emperor ordered the people around him: "Send the order, and no one is allowed to stop Jia Enhou. If he wants to meet the Holy Spirit, he will be sent to the Holy One immediately, immediately!"

The order from the Supreme Emperor quickly reached the ears of Emperor Tai'an, but what else could he do?If this is a major military matter, the Supreme Emperor cannot interfere at will, but it is such a trivial matter. If Emperor Tai'an clearly opposes it, wouldn't it be unfilial?

Compared with the crime of unfilial piety, Emperor Tai'an was most worried about his brain-twitching emperor joining forces with Jia Amnesty, then he could really prepare to abdicate.

……

Facts have proved that the more you are afraid of something, the more you will get something.Emperor Tai'an was worried about whether his emperor would join forces with Jia She, and early the next morning, he saw Jia She fall behind the Supreme Emperor with a flattering smile on his face.

I might as well have ordered Tanhua directly!

"Your Majesty! I beg you!... It's better to hurry up, Your Majesty, and dismiss me from office. I am willing to take the position of Zhengyipin Diange University Scholars and exchange my beloved son for a Tanhua!" As soon as Jia She saw Emperor Tai'an , the whole temperament has changed.

In a second, it changed from flattery to extreme sadness and nothing to love.

"Jia Amnesty!" Emperor Tai'an's face darkened in an instant, and he desperately began to release his air-conditioning, and tried his best to ignore the Supreme Emperor who was laughing so hard that he was cramping, and said through gritted teeth, "You can change it, I will give your kid some Hanlin. "

The Taishanghuang never expected that his stupid son with iceberg facial paralysis and never favoritism would actually make an exception for Jia She.Take a closer look, ouch, the stupid son is really about to collapse, let's just take it slow, after all, we have to play slowly in the future.

Jia Amnesty lowered his head and thought about it carefully, then raised his head and wondered, "Why is it a Hanlin again? I was ordered to be an Hanlin, my nephew Jia Zhen was ordered to be an Hanlin, and my nephew Jia Zhu is still ordered to be an Hanlin." , my Lianer..."

"But none of this was done by me." Emperor Tai'an looked at Jia She with a blank expression.

"That's right." Jia Amnesty turned to look at the Supreme Emperor who was smiling joyfully, "Then order the Imperial Academy?"

The Supreme Emperor said without even thinking about it: "I want to talk to him! ... Ahem, you can figure it out."

Emperor Tai'an stared at the two people in front of him fiercely, the murderous aura he experienced almost condensed into substance.Jia Amnesty quickly accepted the deal, thanked En decisively for the order, and fled quickly, disappearing in the blink of an eye.The Supreme Emperor, who was a step behind, looked at Emperor Tai'an innocently, and then the Supreme Emperor couldn't help but fled.

However, Jia Amnesty stopped, and the Supreme Emperor obediently stayed in his bedroom, at least in a short period of time, he would not go to Tai'an Emperor again.The main reason is that it is too cold, and it releases air-conditioning by itself. Let’s wait until the weather gets hotter.

It's a pity that even if these two stopped, there were still others restless.

I don't blame others, in fact, when the news came out that Emperor Tai'an handpicked Jia Cong, the third son of Rongguo Mansion's chief minister, as a second-class Jinshi, and he was also designated as Hanlin, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked.

Before, because of Jia Amnesty's quarrel, in fact Emperor Tai'an didn't order any other Hanlin at all.That is to say, in this session of Enke, except for the top three in the first class who entered the Hanlin Academy, other people were lucky enough to fill the vacancies of foreign posts, but most of them were candidates for the vacancies.

If there is no such thing as the twelfth, fill in the vacancies. This is the case every time around. There are very few people who are lucky enough to enter the court and become officials and get promoted step by step. Most of them are talented but have bad luck. of.

But I was born with twelve! !

The civil and military people in the Manchu Dynasty didn't know Twelve, they called Twelve—the trash who eats soft food!

"The way of heaven is unfair, the way of heaven is unfair!!"

"We worked so hard to study hard in the cold window, and finally became a high school scholar, but we are not as good as a trash! Hehe, who let that trash have such a good father. These days, relying on the sky, relying on the ground, and relying on ourselves It's better to have a good father!"

"You're talking about that trash from the Rongguo Mansion? I heard that he is a rare and rare talent in thousands of years! Hahahaha must be fake?"

"Of course, Jia Zheng still boasted that he was a genius through the ages, but in the end he couldn't even pass the provincial examination. Don't always mention bad luck. This time, he failed the ranking because of bad luck. Two times, three times... how many times is this the first time? According to me Look, that trash looks like his uncle!"

"That's not right. If it's really trash, how did you pass the provincial and general examinations before? Could it be... a leak?!"

"That's right! Think about it, that trash's father is a generation of favorites, and his grandfather's bachelor, maybe No. 1 in the provincial and general examinations was obtained by cheating. There is no way to cheat in this imperial examination. You have to do it on the spot." Answered the policy, that's why I got sick."

"Yeah, it's such a coincidence..."

Although it is inevitable that there is a coincidence, can such a coincidence really happen?In the provincial and general examinations, with the help of gods, he easily won the first prize.As a result, when it was his turn to answer the palace examination on the spot, he suddenly fell ill.It turned out that the father cooked a bowl of porridge for his son, and suddenly he had diarrhea?

Nonsense?

A gentleman is far away from the kitchen. Of course, Jia She is not a gentleman, but as the head of the Rongguo Mansion, a hereditary first-class general, and a scholar of Zhengyipin Diange.Jia Amnesty, he was full and had nothing to do, so why not go to the kitchen to play?

Taking a step back, even if he really cooks, is it possible that there is no one around to help watch?It doesn't matter whether it's the back house of a rich family or the East and West Palaces, there are some people who want to "cook by themselves" to make snacks.But even so, do you think it's real to cook by yourself?Cooking is done, basically just watching with hands tied, occasionally pointing out a few words, and when it's over, it's the soup or dim sum I made myself.

So could it be that Jia Amnesty really did the cooking himself, washed the ingredients himself, cut them into pieces, put them in the pot, and then set the fire on fire himself?

Do you believe it?

Even if these things are all done by Jia She, then may I ask, it's just a pot of porridge, how can it cause severe diarrhea?Did Jia Amnesty accidentally put croton in the porridge?Or simply add some Hedinghong for seasoning?

No one believed it, even if they thought it was possible in private, it was clear that everyone was questioning it, so they were taken along.

Ever since, the poor Third Master Cong of the Rongguo Mansion has become a stamped waste like this, and he is still the kind of person who eats soft food full-time.

Twelve: "..." Brother Ben wanted to be alone.

To be honest, let alone twelve, La Shuxian didn't even expect that the follow-up result would turn out like this.According to her thinking, if she missed the palace test this time, then come again next time.I have passed both the left and right township examinations and general examinations, so I just need to directly participate in the palace examination next time.It's not difficult, especially for the twelfth, after another three years to become an official, there are only benefits and no harm.

You know, the 14-year-old boy is really still a child in the eyes of many people.Especially Twelve is fair and tender, not to say that he is not good-looking, but that he looks younger than his actual age.

In this case, even if you become an official, what good position will you have?Even if he stayed in the Hanlin Academy for three years, he would only be 17 years old.In fact, most of the high school Jinshi students are around 30 years old.

The imperial examination is just a stepping stone, no matter how talented you are, it will not be of much use after you really embark on an official career.At that time, how to behave in the world, how to live and work, how to...

In short, Twelve is too young, he should have entered the official position later, and there is no danger of left and right Rongguo Mansion.

As a result, plans have not kept pace with the changes.

Nala Shuxian let out a long sigh: "That's fine. Anyway, the purpose of taking the imperial examination is to become an official. You also wanted to enter the Imperial Academy at the beginning, so that's all you need to do, so you won't have to worry about it again next time."

——Ben Gong guessed the beginning and the end correctly, but only failed to guess the process.

"Mother..." Twelve's sad face quickly turned into anger, "It's obvious that the stupid father is that trash! He cheated in the exam and passed the exam. I relied on my real ability, it's true! Ben! It's true! "

"I believe it." Nala Shuxian couldn't bear to look directly at her, "But it's useless for me to believe it."

"Stupid dad is the one who cheats! Stupid dad is the trash! Stupid dad is the one who eats soft food! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at me at the next time! I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off !!"

Just when Twelve was so angry that he wanted to have a duel with Jia She, Brother Lian rushed in with a face full of joy and shouted loudly: "Brother Conger! They said you are a spoiled trash, and that our father is a stampede!" The dog leg, and said that the current emperor is a stupid king who has been stamped! Hahahahaha!"

Twelve negatively looked over.