Amnesty's daily life
Chapter 197
Everyone's understanding of Rongguo Mansion, especially Jia She, is different, some are envious, and some are jealous.As for Jia Jing from Ningguo Mansion, the neighbor's...
All idiots! !
Of course, I really can't blame Jia Jing for having this kind of thinking.You know, since Jia Jing's wife died of blood collapse after childbirth last year, all the affairs of the entire Ningguo Mansion have been piled on Jia Jing alone.It's fine if there is no one to help, after all, this is his own catastrophe, but what makes him speechless is that the neighbor's family keeps causing trouble for him!
Is it really that easy to change your name?Every time I change my name, I have to open an ancestral hall, to enshrine, to... unlucky, and the next door's mess again and again, Jia Jing is so angry that he really wants to die with those idiots!
Now, Jia Amnesty is here again.
"Master Amnesty, are you doing well? I'm begging you, Jia Jing! It doesn't matter how much you struggle. But think about my family? My family has always been thin, and now it's even worse. There is only one person left in my life. If you kill me, an old guy, will you help me raise my youngest daughter and grandson later?"
Jia Jing is really annoyed by these idiots, of course maybe it is more appropriate to be jealous.
That's right, he's just jealous of the goofs and dogs in Rongguo Mansion next door.On his side, even if he wanted to make a fuss, there was nothing he could do.The huge Ningguo Mansion occupies the same area as the Rongguo Mansion next door, but the neighbor is already worrying about what to do when his brothers and sisters grow up, but he can't even fill a yard.
One him, one young daughter, and one grandson.
In the entire Ningguo Mansion, there are only three masters.Sometimes, Jia Jing wondered, if there were not many servants in the mansion, would it be more like a ghost house.
"Hehe, Big Brother Jing, you're joking." Jia Amnesty smiled flatteringly, although he was a little rambunctious and indeed a little shameless, but he still had some brains.In this case at least, it was all their fault.
"How is Zhen'er now?" Suddenly, Jia Jing mentioned Zhen'er who was kicked out of the house by him many years ago.
Jia She was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Brother Jing, what do you mean by that? I plan to settle accounts after the fall and kill him... Oh, I understand." After thinking about it, Jia She shook his head with a wry smile. "Let's not talk about whether Brother Zhen will hold grudges or not. It's unreliable just to say that this matter is unreliable. Don't think that Brother Zhen is Rong'er's biological father, so he will definitely treat Rong'er well. You know, the father and son are There is no emotion at all. If you call Brother Zhen back, what will Ronger do?"
"I'm just asking..." Why doesn't Jia Jing know these truths?But sometimes he regrets it.If you hadn't been so impulsive back then, and had left some room, wouldn't the atmosphere in the entire mansion have been different?At least, if Brother Zhen is still there, the two of them can add more popularity to the family.
However, having said that, Jia Jing didn't really want to find Brother Zhen back.For one thing, the father and son quarreled too much back then, it's hard to guarantee that Brother Zhen will not hold grudges.The second is what Jia She said just now, although brother Zhen and Rong'er are father and son, they really don't have any feelings for each other, especially Rong'er, it's too unfair to him.
After a long time, Jia Jing said again: "I want to pass the title to Rong'er directly."
For a moment, Jia Amnesty had already hallucinated by himself: "Is this one or two crazy? The Supreme Emperor abdicated inexplicably, so even Brother Jing has to learn? God, don't make trouble? The Supreme Emperor is an adult You have a lot of sons, but you don't even have a son, what's the trouble?"
As soon as these words came out, Jia Jing changed his face instantly.When Jia She saw that something was going wrong, he quickly changed his words: "What I mean is... even if you plan to give up the position of Patriarch, you have to wait until Rong'er is older? Let me do the math, Rong'er is older than my family. The second girl is two years younger, and she is only nine years old this year. Even if he is naturally intelligent and precocious, at least we have to wait until he is 15 years old? At that time, it is best to find a marriage for him, and it is best to choose a woman who is slightly older For some, they got married early and took over the family business."
After counting with his fingers for a while, Jia Amnesty looked up at Jia Jing with a sad expression on his face: "Then you have to wait another six years."
Six years, whether it is long or not, is also short.At least not even Jia She, who is as thick-skinned as a city wall, can say that this is the blink of an eye.Thinking about myself yearning to be dismissed from office, the result is that the harder I work, the more miserable I am, and thinking about Jia Jing... Maybe he really wants to get rid of the position of Patriarch.
But this time, Jia Amnesty guessed wrong.
After contemplating for a long time, Jia Jing seemed to have finally made up his mind and said, "I want to become a monk."
As soon as the words fell, Jia Jing saw Jia She standing in front of him showing a miserable look like hell, suddenly felt that he had gone too far, and hurriedly said: "It may not be true, I just want to be a monk. Find a clean place to spend the rest of your life."
"Isn't Ningguo Mansion clean enough? In such a big mansion, you can't find a clean place? Otherwise, you've sold some of your servants. Wouldn't it be clean right away?" Jia She's expression was horrible , he always felt that Jia Jing was crazy.
Ordained!Which normal person would think of going to become a monk?Don't say it's for attaining Taoism and ascending to immortality, ascension to heaven is faster!
Seemingly seeing what Jia She was thinking, Jia Jing let out a long sigh: "What are you trying to do in life? I have been competitive all my life, but what did I get in the end? I have an empty mansion but few family members." One; if you have a noble title, you can’t show your ambitions; if you have a family property, you can eat delicacies from mountains and seas and wear fine clothes, what’s the difference from eating rough tea and light food and wearing coarse linen clothes?”
Confounded by these extremely esoteric questions, after a while, Jia She suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped his forehead: "I understand what you mean by respecting you, big brother. Do you think this is okay? I will adopt my stupid brother to him." Your... father, then you can give all these mansions, titles, and family property that you don't care about to my stupid brother. I believe that even if he is really stupid, he won't refuse to take it benefit."
Jia Jing looked at Jia Amnesty deeply, wondering why he wasted so much time with such an idiot, and immediately said with a cold face: "What are you here for?"
"Rename." Seeing that Jia Jing was about to look murderous again, Jia She hastily raised his hands and swore, "This is the last time, I promise, I swear, this is definitely the last time. If there is another time, I, I will take your last name!"
Change the name, change the name again and again, first change the new name and then change back to the old name.Seriously, if Jia She was the head of the Jia clan today, and the other clansmen went back and forth like this, he would definitely send that person to heaven without hesitation!Therefore, when he said this, he seemed particularly guilty.
"Okay, you said it for the last time." After a pause, Jia Jing sighed, "By the way, do you still lack a girl?"
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"...Old lady, that's the way it is."
In Rongqing Hall, Jia Amnesty shrank his head, guilt almost overflowing his face.In fact, he felt that he was innocent too. Even though Jia Jing had been troubled several times because of the name change, he didn't have to bear the burden of a little girl's future life, right?Unexpectedly, when he saw Jia Jing entrusting his sister to him in such a loveless tone, he was inexplicably discouraged.
The elder sister of Ningguo Mansion, that is, Jia Jing's youngest daughter, has been born for more than a year, but because her biological mother passed away and her biological father was ashamed, she has no name until now.What's more troublesome is that the number of people in Ningguo Mansion is too small. In such a big mansion, the only female family member is the sister herself. Who does she count as being raised under?
For a daughter's family, especially the eldest daughter, if there is no older woman to teach her, it may be difficult to even get married in the future.This is not a problem that Jia She and Nala Shuxian joked about on weekdays that sister Ying would not be able to get married, but a real problem.
The eldest daughter does not marry without a mother.
"Old lady, you are the kindest person, is it possible that you want to watch this girl helplessly? It's not like you don't know the situation in the East Mansion next door. I don't think Big Brother Jing has any plans to continue. He just told me that he plans to become a monk... Don't worry, don't get angry, anyway, I persuaded him to come down this time, but who knows what will happen to him in the future. "
To be honest, Jia Amnesty didn't dare to doubt Jia Jing at all, because Jia Jing was originally a person who spit and nailed, and never made any jokes.Since he said that he was considering becoming a monk, it was probably true.
"Send it to our mansion because no one is raising it?" Mother Jia frowned, with a look of reluctance.
In fact, it really doesn't matter to Jia's mother to have more sisters.Even though sister and son were raised by her in name, in fact they were taken care of by others.All Jia's mother had to do was provide a place to live, and even the food and drink expenses of the sister and her son were settled by the Ningguo Mansion.But she was still a little reluctant.
This sister lost her mother as soon as she gave birth to the fetus. Besides, Jia's mother now has a lot of grandchildren, why can't she think about raising a child who has no blood relationship with her?
"You help her to raise her, how about I go and intercede with the Holy Majesty to forgive my second brother's crime of unfilial piety and allow him to pass the imperial examination to become an official?" At the critical moment, Jia Amnesty offered the benefits he had already prepared.
At last Jia Mu had nothing to say, she just nodded and said, "Leave it alone."
That's what she said, but as soon as Jia Amnesty left, Mother Jia asked Mrs. Wang to be called to her, and told her to help take care of her sister.
Mrs. Wang's expression was distorted, but there was nothing she could do.Fortunately, over the years, Mrs. Wang's psychological endurance has been enhanced by more than one notch, aside from others.Especially now that there are a lot of concubines and concubines in her room, it doesn't seem like a big deal to add one more?
No wonder!
You know, among the concubines and concubines in the second room, Brother Huan, the youngest, is already two years old.Only this newcomer is only a little over a year old, and she's still a kid who doesn't know who to urinate.It's fine if he looks pretty, but he's thin and small, and he doesn't know if he's sick or not.What's more terrible is that she has such a detached status. Who told her that her father is the patriarch of the Jia clan, and she is the youngest daughter, she is simply more capable than Sister Yuan who just entered the palace as a concubine!
But thinking of Sister Yuan, Mrs. Wang was completely at a loss.Since it will be reduced to being pushed around by Jia Mu, it is obvious that no one wants it.To be more precise, it should be that the big house didn't want it.So what else can she do besides honestly pinch her nose and admit it?
Of course there are ways.
After returning to Lixiangyuan, Mrs. Wang quickly called her daughter-in-law Li Wan, and easily pushed the sister of Ningguo Mansion.Come on, after the task was handed over, she felt relaxed again.
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In a blink of an eye, the sister of Ningguo Mansion has been in Rongguo Mansion for two months, and there was nothing particularly important during that time.The only commendable thing is that Enke really opened.
It is only natural for the new emperor to take Enke.The problem is that last year was the year of the imperial examination, and Enke was really a benefit for students, but for Twelve, he was a little caught off guard.
Last year was the 57th year of Duan Leap. According to the prediction of Twelve, the next imperial examination should be 60 years.As for the new emperor's Enke, it will take another two years.Unfortunately, Emperor Changqing unexpectedly abdicated ahead of schedule, and Prince Lian's succession was within Twelve's expectations, but in this way, what year did Enke take the exam?
Twelve was a little confused.
It doesn't matter if you are just not sure what to take in the imperial examination.But what troubled Twelve was that he once suspected that Emperor Changqing was forced to abdicate by his stupid father.If this is the case, wouldn't it mean that I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me?This is a big sin! !
Of course, all of these things cannot be compared with Nala Shuxian who suddenly changed her temper. That person is Twelve's real nightmare.
"Cong'er..."
"Mother, mother, mother, what did I do wrong, can't you just say it? If you want to be beaten, you can beat and scold. Don't be so gentle with me, okay? I'm almost scared to death by you." Twelve My heart is bitter, ever since my stupid father was sent around by the new emperor, and Brother Zhu and Brother Lian entered the Hanlin Academy, my own mother seemed to suddenly realize that there was such a little cabbage here...
Then I paid attention to him all new! !
So scary.
"Oh, I get it, my Cong'er dislikes me." Nala Shuxian looked at Twelve with a smile, "Come on, Cong'er baby, no no, Twelve darlings?"
Twelve almost cried to death in Rongxi Hall. He really didn't think he had done anything insane recently. He was obviously innocent, so why did he have to suffer like this?Let him think carefully... "Mother, please give me a good time. The imperial examination is about to take place. Are you going to scare my son to death before the imperial examination?"
Nala Shuxian looked at Twelve leisurely, with a gentle expression on her face: "No, I just intend to scare you to death." After a pause, Nala Shuxian straightened her expression, and said, "Okay, Closer to home, you are about to take the imperial examination, mother has found you an experienced person to teach you, how about it?"
"Why do I still need others to teach me?" Twelve Toothache looked at Nala Shuxian with pain, instinctively, he felt that this must be a conspiracy.
However, Twelve guessed wrong. This was not a conspiracy but a straightforward conspiracy.
"Don't tell me how capable you are. Your so-called capabilities are just on paper. Come to think of it, you never really participated in the imperial examination?"
"Does it need to be said?" Qianlong was just a little confused about the words, and it wasn't really that there was a hole in his head.How could it be possible to let him, the elder brother of the emperor, take part in the imperial examination?
"So you only have the ability to talk on paper." Nala Shuxian immediately stamped the matter, "Then it's decided, go to the study in the front yard tomorrow by yourself, and I'll have someone waiting for you there. No way." Sneak away, don't make any excuses, you have to know that you really don't have any experience in taking the imperial examination!"
Now that we've talked about it, what else can Twelve do?He thought about it carefully, although what La Shuxian said at first sounded like he was being deliberately teased at first, but it was more like it when he thought about it carefully, but the matter was over, and it would be no harm to meet the person with rich experience in imperial examinations.
It turns out that Twelve is really naive.
In the early morning of the next day, Twelve hurried to the study in the front yard, and successfully met the so-called person with rich experience in the imperial examination who was going to teach him—Jia Zheng of the Rongguo Mansion, the second master of politics.
At this moment, Twelve finally understood that he had indeed offended Nala Shuxian severely without knowing it.But having said that, is there any need to be so narrow-minded and hold grudges between the mother and son of this direct relative?Let Jia Zheng torture him!
"Cong'er, your father and your two elder brothers are very busy, so I volunteered to teach you about the imperial examination." Jia Zheng successfully diverted Twelve's attention with just one sentence.At that moment, seeing Twelve staring at him intently, Jia Zheng's heart became hot, "As you can see, I have rich experience in imperial examinations..."
"Experience that has been tried and failed?" Twelve blurted out subconsciously, and immediately changed his words when he saw that the situation was not good, "My father said it."
Jia Zheng's face was livid, but he didn't want to lose face in front of the younger generation, so he just gritted his teeth and said, "At least, in terms of experience in imperial examinations, no one in the whole family can compare to me alone."
"That's true." Twelve nodded sincerely, and asked humbly, "So, Uncle Zheng Er, are you planning to teach me how to fail in repeated trials?"
——Ben elder brother can't afford to offend the Queen Mother, and I can't deal with you idiot!
"No!" Taking a deep breath, Jia Zheng took out his repeated failures... oh no, the experience of participating in the imperial examinations several times, and earnestly passed on all the precious experience he had exchanged with blood and tears to Twelve. .Seriously, it's hard to tell who's torturing whom.Obviously, Twelve is not a good guy, but the same Jia Zheng is not so easy to provoke, at least he can die with Twelve by nagging and spraying saliva.
And this lecture lasted for three full days.
Twelve was at a loss. He felt that if he really failed the exam, it would be Jia Zheng's fault.Just because his mind is full of...
- Don't be nervous, take it easy.
——Don't take an exam so seriously.
——Life is so long, you will always face several setbacks, you must believe that success is not far away!
On the day before the exam, because of Jia Amnesty's interference, the poor, sad and unlucky Jia Zheng was about to take the Gongyuan Township Examination with Twelve.
Also because Jia Zheng was with him, Jia Amnesty was extremely relieved. He said this: "Brother Zhen and I went to the exam, and you were accompanied by your second uncle Zheng. At that time, we both passed the exam. Later, Zhu'er and Lian'er went to the exam together, and they were also accompanied by your second uncle Zheng. Uncle Lin also passed the exam, and he's still a candidate!"
Seeing what Jia She said, Brother Lian also came to join in the fun: "Brother Cong'er, you just need to empty your mind, write two characters when you want to write, and sleep when you don't want to write. That way you can pass the exam. "
Brother Zhu was forced to talk to Twelve, but his father Jia Zheng stared at him so frightened that he only said one sentence: "Brother Cong'er, you will definitely pass the exam!"
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Perhaps it was because Jia Zheng was born to favor others, maybe it was the blessings of others that had an effect, and of course the most important thing was that Twelve was very sure of himself.Therefore, after the results of the rural examination came out, Twelve was not only on the list, but also No. 1 in the rural examination.As for Jia Zheng... Jia Zheng... Jia Zheng...
Anyway, Jia Zheng thought his eyes were cross-eyed, and he still couldn't find his name on the yellow list.
Sadly, no one came to comfort Jia Zheng this time, and even Jia's mother could only sigh and didn't want to say anything.
What else can I say?Back then, when Jia Zheng passed the exam for the first time, to be honest, losing his name to Sun Shan was really not a big deal, even Lin Hai was ranked second in high school. After all, Lin Hai was a famous talent at that time.Afterwards, stupid as Jia Amnesty and Brother Zhen also passed the exam, but didn't Jia Zheng not participate that time?If he had participated... he probably wouldn't have passed the exam either.
But what happened later?Brother Zhu won, brother Lian won, and even Twelve, who had never paid much attention to learning, also won! !
Twelve: "..." Who said that brother Ben didn't put his mind on learning?Which slander? !
The other things are not important anymore, even Jia's mother has decided that she has favored her second son for most of her life, and she is a complete idiot!So what is she?Do you not know people clearly, or are you short-sighted?
With Twelve Qing easily passing the first place in the provincial examination, Jia's mother has fallen into a trough in her life.After a few months, the new emperor changed his year name to Tai'an, called himself Emperor Tai'an, and personally presided over the general examination after the beginning of spring.But in this test, Twelve still won the championship.
Now, Mother Jia has not only fallen into a trough in her life, she has begun to reflect on herself, self-criticism, and self-loathing.Just think about it, the imperial examination is so easy, no matter how mischievous Jia Amnesty is, no matter how stupid Zhen Geer is, Zhu Geer's body is not good, Lian Geer is still a monkey who doesn't go to the house for three days, and Twelve, who is only 14 years old after the New Year...
Jia's mother had to admit that she had lived in a dream for most of her life, so how could she be so determined to spoil the worthless Jia Zheng?
To be honest, everyone saw the change in Mother Jia's heart, but no one took it seriously.
There is really no way, Jia She is too busy, Emperor Tai'an simply treats him like an animal, why is he so busy?In fact, he was about to ascend to heaven!
As for Brother Zhu and Brother Lian, they got used to it quite well in the Imperial Academy.There is no way, Zhu Geer is a person who likes to be quiet and doesn't like to move, and his future is already determined, so there is really nothing to worry about, besides, the Hanlin Academy has been dealt with from top to bottom, especially the most important thing is, A generation of favorites Jia She is his own uncle!
Of course, compared to Brother Zhu who is still serious about things, Brother Lian is more adaptable.He was like Emperor Tai'an, he had already given up on himself relying on his own father, and simply let himself go completely.Although he went to and from the office on time, whenever he had free time, he would go to Wang's house to find Wang Ren, in the pretense of helping him make up lessons, so that Wang Ren could take the next imperial examination.In fact, Wang Ren could participate in this session, but this guy was much tougher than his father. He fell off his horse and broke his leg, so he was not eligible for the imperial examination.
The men were all very busy, and so were the female family members, especially as Jia She's status in front of Emperor Tai'an became higher and higher, so that the Rongguo Mansion was full of guests every day, and there was no time for leisure.Even Sister Ying was forced to come forward to receive some girls who were also waiting in the boudoir, even Brother Jing, who was like a sleeping pig, could no longer sleep for a whole day like before.
That's not right, there are still people who are idle.For example, the concubines and concubines in the second room, Xiao Lan'er from Brother Zhu's family, and sister Xi, the fourth girl who has been raised in Rongguo Mansion for more than half a year and finally has her own name.
Other than that, Jia Zheng is relatively free.
But the problem is, no matter how free Jia Zheng is, he can't go to comfort Jia's mother.How can this be comforted? ——Yes, you are absolutely right, I am a complete fool, you are just mistaken. ——How can Jia Zheng say such shameful words?If he really had this ability, he wouldn't be useless by now.
In this atmosphere, the palace test began.
This day is the same as usual, but for some people in special situations, it is completely different.
After turning over the new year, Twelve is already 14 years old.If this is put in the previous life, it is also possible that they are already married and ready to get married.However, this dynasty does not advocate early marriage. Usually, men are 15 or [-] years old, and women are married after [-] years old.Of course, Twelve is not in a hurry, he is not that little brat Lian, in fact, he wants to make meritorious deeds more than getting married and having children!
Well, Huang Mafa is brave, stalwart, and a wise monarch who will last forever!
Even if this father looks a little unreliable now, it must be the fault of the stupid father.Twelve firmly believes that when he becomes an official, he will definitely be able to help the present to achieve a great cause!Stupid father or something, it's better to get out of the way as soon as possible.
With the ambition of Sanyuan Jidi, Twelve finally looked forward to the day of the palace examination.
Success or failure depends on the day!
Although there are too many uncertainties in such things as the champion, Twelve is extremely confident.It is true that the paper this time is different from any one in his memory, but it is thanks to the scumbag father in his previous life. He has read all the strategies and classics admired by Huang Mafa, and of course he has also transcribed all the verdicts and notes of Huang Mafa.Twelve believes that, at least in this world, no one knows Huang Mafa better than him!
This idea is very good, but it's a pity that the master is Emperor Tai'an, not Yongzheng.
Of course, the two are indeed similar, and the so-called small part of the difference is probably the good thing Jia She did.
Returning to normal, let's say that on the day of the palace examination, because he will enter the palace on the fifth watch today, so it is only the third watch, and he has already got up on the twelfth.Not to mention washing and changing clothes, as for everything needed for the exam, I ordered people to prepare it early.As for how to get to the palace, it is impossible to rely on Jia Zheng, after all, since he took the provincial examination, he has completely had nothing to live for, and Twelve hopes to rely on himself.
That is of course impossible.
"Son! Dear son! Dear dear son!" Jia She entered the room with a bit of a squeeze, and he didn't come empty-handed.I saw him holding a tray with a small cup in the middle, leaning up to Twelve, and said, "Look! Daddy's sweetheart, look what it is?"
"Crane crest red?" Twelve narrowed his eyes and stared dangerously.
Upon hearing this completely unexpected answer, Jia Amnesty flew out the tray in his hand without hesitation.At the critical moment, he held back: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is the secret number one scholar porridge that Dad cooked all night for you with his own hands!"
"Then why don't you boil it for Uncle Zheng?" Twelve wondered as he watched Jia She put the tray aside and held the small cup on top to him.
"Do you think the champion porridge is an elixir made by the Taishang Laojun? Why don't you let me feed the pigs, maybe this year there will be a pig champion? This is a lottery! Do you know the lottery?" Jia She was annoyed at first After spraying for twelve times, he smiled again, lifted the lid of the small cup, and took another small spoon, "Do you want to eat by yourself, or let Dad feed you?"
"I eat it myself!"
Originally, Twelve wanted to talk to Jia Amnesty, but when he heard this, he quickly gave up.He snatched the small cup and spoon from Jia Amnesty's hand, and stuffed them into his own mouth mouthful.It's not that Jia She's culinary skills are too bad, but because he will stay in the palace all day for the palace examination, and he is still not allowed to show respect.Because of this, the food that is usually prepared on the day of the palace examination is porridge that is so thick that it is almost equivalent to dry rice.
To put it more vividly, this is basically a bowl of tasteless and hard paste.
After finally stuffing the so-called champion porridge, Twelve put down the small cup and spoon, wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and was about to take another look at the Four Treasures of the Study that he had prepared yesterday.Of course, no one would touch Twelve's things. After the inspection, Twelve said to Jia She with a relaxed expression, "Have you set off yet? Is it dad who sent me there?"
"Yes, yes, how about asking Dad to send Cong'er to the palace test today? Are you moved?" Jia She looked begging for praise, but unfortunately, Twelve was not moved at all.
"Anyway, Dad, you have to go to the early court, right? Besides, as a first-rank palace scholar, you should have taken the palace examination?" Twelve raised his eyebrows, and suddenly thought of something, "By the way, before the palace examination, you must not greet me, just pretend you don't know me, is that okay?"
"Unfilial son!" Jia She, who had just been promoted to an official position by Twelve and was hit hard, received another fatal blow, "I am your father! Do you think it is embarrassing to have me as a father? Zhuer doesn't even despise him father!"
The twelfth face was a little stiff, and then the body was also slightly stiff for a moment: "Actually..."
"There's no need to explain, you unfilial son! It's alright, my lord doesn't remember villains, let's go, let's go to the palace together." Jia Amnesty picked up Twelve's bookcase and walked a few steps Afterwards, looking back, he realized that Twelve hadn't followed at all, and said in amazement, "I'm not angry when I'm an old man, why are you so angry, you little bastard? Go away."
Although there is still a lot of time, the left and right have already got up, shouldn't they start immediately?As a senior scholar of Zhengyipindian Pavilion, Jia Amnesty is qualified to take the green cloth mule cart to the gate of the palace.Unlike other people, who have to walk from outside the imperial city to the gate of the palace, but even so, it takes less than an hour on the way.
Looking at Twelve again, his face was already distorted.When Jia She realized that something was wrong and walked back, Twelve gritted his molars and said sharply, "Father... what did you... eat..."
"What? What about the champion porridge, the secret recipe! The secret recipe handed down from the ancestors!"
Our family has never had a champion at all, so how come there is a secret recipe for the champion porridge handed down from the ancestors?No, the Jia family was originally a wealthy family in Jinling, and later followed the Emperor Taizu to conquer this great country, but the Jia family has never been a scholarly family!That's not right, this is the secret recipe of porridge...so the ancestor of the Jia family was a cook? !
Before Twelve could figure out the cause and effect of this incident, his stomach was already cramping. He could only lift up his robe and quickly ran to the clean room next door. After a burst of crackling, it finally went smoothly.
Outside, Jia She covered his nose and shouted strangely while urging: "Oh, I'm going! It stinks... Are you alright? Hurry up, what are you still moaning about? Hurry up!"
Twelve wanted to hurry up, but before he could pull up his trousers, another colic ached in his stomach.After repeating this several times, he knelt down directly.And Jia Amnesty outside finally realized that the problem was serious, and hurriedly called someone to find a doctor.But when the doctor came, Twelve already needed two people to support him, so that he could sit firmly on the barrel instead of sliding down.
It was the fourth watch at that time.
The trouble is big.
All idiots! !
Of course, I really can't blame Jia Jing for having this kind of thinking.You know, since Jia Jing's wife died of blood collapse after childbirth last year, all the affairs of the entire Ningguo Mansion have been piled on Jia Jing alone.It's fine if there is no one to help, after all, this is his own catastrophe, but what makes him speechless is that the neighbor's family keeps causing trouble for him!
Is it really that easy to change your name?Every time I change my name, I have to open an ancestral hall, to enshrine, to... unlucky, and the next door's mess again and again, Jia Jing is so angry that he really wants to die with those idiots!
Now, Jia Amnesty is here again.
"Master Amnesty, are you doing well? I'm begging you, Jia Jing! It doesn't matter how much you struggle. But think about my family? My family has always been thin, and now it's even worse. There is only one person left in my life. If you kill me, an old guy, will you help me raise my youngest daughter and grandson later?"
Jia Jing is really annoyed by these idiots, of course maybe it is more appropriate to be jealous.
That's right, he's just jealous of the goofs and dogs in Rongguo Mansion next door.On his side, even if he wanted to make a fuss, there was nothing he could do.The huge Ningguo Mansion occupies the same area as the Rongguo Mansion next door, but the neighbor is already worrying about what to do when his brothers and sisters grow up, but he can't even fill a yard.
One him, one young daughter, and one grandson.
In the entire Ningguo Mansion, there are only three masters.Sometimes, Jia Jing wondered, if there were not many servants in the mansion, would it be more like a ghost house.
"Hehe, Big Brother Jing, you're joking." Jia Amnesty smiled flatteringly, although he was a little rambunctious and indeed a little shameless, but he still had some brains.In this case at least, it was all their fault.
"How is Zhen'er now?" Suddenly, Jia Jing mentioned Zhen'er who was kicked out of the house by him many years ago.
Jia She was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Brother Jing, what do you mean by that? I plan to settle accounts after the fall and kill him... Oh, I understand." After thinking about it, Jia She shook his head with a wry smile. "Let's not talk about whether Brother Zhen will hold grudges or not. It's unreliable just to say that this matter is unreliable. Don't think that Brother Zhen is Rong'er's biological father, so he will definitely treat Rong'er well. You know, the father and son are There is no emotion at all. If you call Brother Zhen back, what will Ronger do?"
"I'm just asking..." Why doesn't Jia Jing know these truths?But sometimes he regrets it.If you hadn't been so impulsive back then, and had left some room, wouldn't the atmosphere in the entire mansion have been different?At least, if Brother Zhen is still there, the two of them can add more popularity to the family.
However, having said that, Jia Jing didn't really want to find Brother Zhen back.For one thing, the father and son quarreled too much back then, it's hard to guarantee that Brother Zhen will not hold grudges.The second is what Jia She said just now, although brother Zhen and Rong'er are father and son, they really don't have any feelings for each other, especially Rong'er, it's too unfair to him.
After a long time, Jia Jing said again: "I want to pass the title to Rong'er directly."
For a moment, Jia Amnesty had already hallucinated by himself: "Is this one or two crazy? The Supreme Emperor abdicated inexplicably, so even Brother Jing has to learn? God, don't make trouble? The Supreme Emperor is an adult You have a lot of sons, but you don't even have a son, what's the trouble?"
As soon as these words came out, Jia Jing changed his face instantly.When Jia She saw that something was going wrong, he quickly changed his words: "What I mean is... even if you plan to give up the position of Patriarch, you have to wait until Rong'er is older? Let me do the math, Rong'er is older than my family. The second girl is two years younger, and she is only nine years old this year. Even if he is naturally intelligent and precocious, at least we have to wait until he is 15 years old? At that time, it is best to find a marriage for him, and it is best to choose a woman who is slightly older For some, they got married early and took over the family business."
After counting with his fingers for a while, Jia Amnesty looked up at Jia Jing with a sad expression on his face: "Then you have to wait another six years."
Six years, whether it is long or not, is also short.At least not even Jia She, who is as thick-skinned as a city wall, can say that this is the blink of an eye.Thinking about myself yearning to be dismissed from office, the result is that the harder I work, the more miserable I am, and thinking about Jia Jing... Maybe he really wants to get rid of the position of Patriarch.
But this time, Jia Amnesty guessed wrong.
After contemplating for a long time, Jia Jing seemed to have finally made up his mind and said, "I want to become a monk."
As soon as the words fell, Jia Jing saw Jia She standing in front of him showing a miserable look like hell, suddenly felt that he had gone too far, and hurriedly said: "It may not be true, I just want to be a monk. Find a clean place to spend the rest of your life."
"Isn't Ningguo Mansion clean enough? In such a big mansion, you can't find a clean place? Otherwise, you've sold some of your servants. Wouldn't it be clean right away?" Jia She's expression was horrible , he always felt that Jia Jing was crazy.
Ordained!Which normal person would think of going to become a monk?Don't say it's for attaining Taoism and ascending to immortality, ascension to heaven is faster!
Seemingly seeing what Jia She was thinking, Jia Jing let out a long sigh: "What are you trying to do in life? I have been competitive all my life, but what did I get in the end? I have an empty mansion but few family members." One; if you have a noble title, you can’t show your ambitions; if you have a family property, you can eat delicacies from mountains and seas and wear fine clothes, what’s the difference from eating rough tea and light food and wearing coarse linen clothes?”
Confounded by these extremely esoteric questions, after a while, Jia She suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped his forehead: "I understand what you mean by respecting you, big brother. Do you think this is okay? I will adopt my stupid brother to him." Your... father, then you can give all these mansions, titles, and family property that you don't care about to my stupid brother. I believe that even if he is really stupid, he won't refuse to take it benefit."
Jia Jing looked at Jia Amnesty deeply, wondering why he wasted so much time with such an idiot, and immediately said with a cold face: "What are you here for?"
"Rename." Seeing that Jia Jing was about to look murderous again, Jia She hastily raised his hands and swore, "This is the last time, I promise, I swear, this is definitely the last time. If there is another time, I, I will take your last name!"
Change the name, change the name again and again, first change the new name and then change back to the old name.Seriously, if Jia She was the head of the Jia clan today, and the other clansmen went back and forth like this, he would definitely send that person to heaven without hesitation!Therefore, when he said this, he seemed particularly guilty.
"Okay, you said it for the last time." After a pause, Jia Jing sighed, "By the way, do you still lack a girl?"
<<
"...Old lady, that's the way it is."
In Rongqing Hall, Jia Amnesty shrank his head, guilt almost overflowing his face.In fact, he felt that he was innocent too. Even though Jia Jing had been troubled several times because of the name change, he didn't have to bear the burden of a little girl's future life, right?Unexpectedly, when he saw Jia Jing entrusting his sister to him in such a loveless tone, he was inexplicably discouraged.
The elder sister of Ningguo Mansion, that is, Jia Jing's youngest daughter, has been born for more than a year, but because her biological mother passed away and her biological father was ashamed, she has no name until now.What's more troublesome is that the number of people in Ningguo Mansion is too small. In such a big mansion, the only female family member is the sister herself. Who does she count as being raised under?
For a daughter's family, especially the eldest daughter, if there is no older woman to teach her, it may be difficult to even get married in the future.This is not a problem that Jia She and Nala Shuxian joked about on weekdays that sister Ying would not be able to get married, but a real problem.
The eldest daughter does not marry without a mother.
"Old lady, you are the kindest person, is it possible that you want to watch this girl helplessly? It's not like you don't know the situation in the East Mansion next door. I don't think Big Brother Jing has any plans to continue. He just told me that he plans to become a monk... Don't worry, don't get angry, anyway, I persuaded him to come down this time, but who knows what will happen to him in the future. "
To be honest, Jia Amnesty didn't dare to doubt Jia Jing at all, because Jia Jing was originally a person who spit and nailed, and never made any jokes.Since he said that he was considering becoming a monk, it was probably true.
"Send it to our mansion because no one is raising it?" Mother Jia frowned, with a look of reluctance.
In fact, it really doesn't matter to Jia's mother to have more sisters.Even though sister and son were raised by her in name, in fact they were taken care of by others.All Jia's mother had to do was provide a place to live, and even the food and drink expenses of the sister and her son were settled by the Ningguo Mansion.But she was still a little reluctant.
This sister lost her mother as soon as she gave birth to the fetus. Besides, Jia's mother now has a lot of grandchildren, why can't she think about raising a child who has no blood relationship with her?
"You help her to raise her, how about I go and intercede with the Holy Majesty to forgive my second brother's crime of unfilial piety and allow him to pass the imperial examination to become an official?" At the critical moment, Jia Amnesty offered the benefits he had already prepared.
At last Jia Mu had nothing to say, she just nodded and said, "Leave it alone."
That's what she said, but as soon as Jia Amnesty left, Mother Jia asked Mrs. Wang to be called to her, and told her to help take care of her sister.
Mrs. Wang's expression was distorted, but there was nothing she could do.Fortunately, over the years, Mrs. Wang's psychological endurance has been enhanced by more than one notch, aside from others.Especially now that there are a lot of concubines and concubines in her room, it doesn't seem like a big deal to add one more?
No wonder!
You know, among the concubines and concubines in the second room, Brother Huan, the youngest, is already two years old.Only this newcomer is only a little over a year old, and she's still a kid who doesn't know who to urinate.It's fine if he looks pretty, but he's thin and small, and he doesn't know if he's sick or not.What's more terrible is that she has such a detached status. Who told her that her father is the patriarch of the Jia clan, and she is the youngest daughter, she is simply more capable than Sister Yuan who just entered the palace as a concubine!
But thinking of Sister Yuan, Mrs. Wang was completely at a loss.Since it will be reduced to being pushed around by Jia Mu, it is obvious that no one wants it.To be more precise, it should be that the big house didn't want it.So what else can she do besides honestly pinch her nose and admit it?
Of course there are ways.
After returning to Lixiangyuan, Mrs. Wang quickly called her daughter-in-law Li Wan, and easily pushed the sister of Ningguo Mansion.Come on, after the task was handed over, she felt relaxed again.
……
In a blink of an eye, the sister of Ningguo Mansion has been in Rongguo Mansion for two months, and there was nothing particularly important during that time.The only commendable thing is that Enke really opened.
It is only natural for the new emperor to take Enke.The problem is that last year was the year of the imperial examination, and Enke was really a benefit for students, but for Twelve, he was a little caught off guard.
Last year was the 57th year of Duan Leap. According to the prediction of Twelve, the next imperial examination should be 60 years.As for the new emperor's Enke, it will take another two years.Unfortunately, Emperor Changqing unexpectedly abdicated ahead of schedule, and Prince Lian's succession was within Twelve's expectations, but in this way, what year did Enke take the exam?
Twelve was a little confused.
It doesn't matter if you are just not sure what to take in the imperial examination.But what troubled Twelve was that he once suspected that Emperor Changqing was forced to abdicate by his stupid father.If this is the case, wouldn't it mean that I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me?This is a big sin! !
Of course, all of these things cannot be compared with Nala Shuxian who suddenly changed her temper. That person is Twelve's real nightmare.
"Cong'er..."
"Mother, mother, mother, what did I do wrong, can't you just say it? If you want to be beaten, you can beat and scold. Don't be so gentle with me, okay? I'm almost scared to death by you." Twelve My heart is bitter, ever since my stupid father was sent around by the new emperor, and Brother Zhu and Brother Lian entered the Hanlin Academy, my own mother seemed to suddenly realize that there was such a little cabbage here...
Then I paid attention to him all new! !
So scary.
"Oh, I get it, my Cong'er dislikes me." Nala Shuxian looked at Twelve with a smile, "Come on, Cong'er baby, no no, Twelve darlings?"
Twelve almost cried to death in Rongxi Hall. He really didn't think he had done anything insane recently. He was obviously innocent, so why did he have to suffer like this?Let him think carefully... "Mother, please give me a good time. The imperial examination is about to take place. Are you going to scare my son to death before the imperial examination?"
Nala Shuxian looked at Twelve leisurely, with a gentle expression on her face: "No, I just intend to scare you to death." After a pause, Nala Shuxian straightened her expression, and said, "Okay, Closer to home, you are about to take the imperial examination, mother has found you an experienced person to teach you, how about it?"
"Why do I still need others to teach me?" Twelve Toothache looked at Nala Shuxian with pain, instinctively, he felt that this must be a conspiracy.
However, Twelve guessed wrong. This was not a conspiracy but a straightforward conspiracy.
"Don't tell me how capable you are. Your so-called capabilities are just on paper. Come to think of it, you never really participated in the imperial examination?"
"Does it need to be said?" Qianlong was just a little confused about the words, and it wasn't really that there was a hole in his head.How could it be possible to let him, the elder brother of the emperor, take part in the imperial examination?
"So you only have the ability to talk on paper." Nala Shuxian immediately stamped the matter, "Then it's decided, go to the study in the front yard tomorrow by yourself, and I'll have someone waiting for you there. No way." Sneak away, don't make any excuses, you have to know that you really don't have any experience in taking the imperial examination!"
Now that we've talked about it, what else can Twelve do?He thought about it carefully, although what La Shuxian said at first sounded like he was being deliberately teased at first, but it was more like it when he thought about it carefully, but the matter was over, and it would be no harm to meet the person with rich experience in imperial examinations.
It turns out that Twelve is really naive.
In the early morning of the next day, Twelve hurried to the study in the front yard, and successfully met the so-called person with rich experience in the imperial examination who was going to teach him—Jia Zheng of the Rongguo Mansion, the second master of politics.
At this moment, Twelve finally understood that he had indeed offended Nala Shuxian severely without knowing it.But having said that, is there any need to be so narrow-minded and hold grudges between the mother and son of this direct relative?Let Jia Zheng torture him!
"Cong'er, your father and your two elder brothers are very busy, so I volunteered to teach you about the imperial examination." Jia Zheng successfully diverted Twelve's attention with just one sentence.At that moment, seeing Twelve staring at him intently, Jia Zheng's heart became hot, "As you can see, I have rich experience in imperial examinations..."
"Experience that has been tried and failed?" Twelve blurted out subconsciously, and immediately changed his words when he saw that the situation was not good, "My father said it."
Jia Zheng's face was livid, but he didn't want to lose face in front of the younger generation, so he just gritted his teeth and said, "At least, in terms of experience in imperial examinations, no one in the whole family can compare to me alone."
"That's true." Twelve nodded sincerely, and asked humbly, "So, Uncle Zheng Er, are you planning to teach me how to fail in repeated trials?"
——Ben elder brother can't afford to offend the Queen Mother, and I can't deal with you idiot!
"No!" Taking a deep breath, Jia Zheng took out his repeated failures... oh no, the experience of participating in the imperial examinations several times, and earnestly passed on all the precious experience he had exchanged with blood and tears to Twelve. .Seriously, it's hard to tell who's torturing whom.Obviously, Twelve is not a good guy, but the same Jia Zheng is not so easy to provoke, at least he can die with Twelve by nagging and spraying saliva.
And this lecture lasted for three full days.
Twelve was at a loss. He felt that if he really failed the exam, it would be Jia Zheng's fault.Just because his mind is full of...
- Don't be nervous, take it easy.
——Don't take an exam so seriously.
——Life is so long, you will always face several setbacks, you must believe that success is not far away!
On the day before the exam, because of Jia Amnesty's interference, the poor, sad and unlucky Jia Zheng was about to take the Gongyuan Township Examination with Twelve.
Also because Jia Zheng was with him, Jia Amnesty was extremely relieved. He said this: "Brother Zhen and I went to the exam, and you were accompanied by your second uncle Zheng. At that time, we both passed the exam. Later, Zhu'er and Lian'er went to the exam together, and they were also accompanied by your second uncle Zheng. Uncle Lin also passed the exam, and he's still a candidate!"
Seeing what Jia She said, Brother Lian also came to join in the fun: "Brother Cong'er, you just need to empty your mind, write two characters when you want to write, and sleep when you don't want to write. That way you can pass the exam. "
Brother Zhu was forced to talk to Twelve, but his father Jia Zheng stared at him so frightened that he only said one sentence: "Brother Cong'er, you will definitely pass the exam!"
……
Perhaps it was because Jia Zheng was born to favor others, maybe it was the blessings of others that had an effect, and of course the most important thing was that Twelve was very sure of himself.Therefore, after the results of the rural examination came out, Twelve was not only on the list, but also No. 1 in the rural examination.As for Jia Zheng... Jia Zheng... Jia Zheng...
Anyway, Jia Zheng thought his eyes were cross-eyed, and he still couldn't find his name on the yellow list.
Sadly, no one came to comfort Jia Zheng this time, and even Jia's mother could only sigh and didn't want to say anything.
What else can I say?Back then, when Jia Zheng passed the exam for the first time, to be honest, losing his name to Sun Shan was really not a big deal, even Lin Hai was ranked second in high school. After all, Lin Hai was a famous talent at that time.Afterwards, stupid as Jia Amnesty and Brother Zhen also passed the exam, but didn't Jia Zheng not participate that time?If he had participated... he probably wouldn't have passed the exam either.
But what happened later?Brother Zhu won, brother Lian won, and even Twelve, who had never paid much attention to learning, also won! !
Twelve: "..." Who said that brother Ben didn't put his mind on learning?Which slander? !
The other things are not important anymore, even Jia's mother has decided that she has favored her second son for most of her life, and she is a complete idiot!So what is she?Do you not know people clearly, or are you short-sighted?
With Twelve Qing easily passing the first place in the provincial examination, Jia's mother has fallen into a trough in her life.After a few months, the new emperor changed his year name to Tai'an, called himself Emperor Tai'an, and personally presided over the general examination after the beginning of spring.But in this test, Twelve still won the championship.
Now, Mother Jia has not only fallen into a trough in her life, she has begun to reflect on herself, self-criticism, and self-loathing.Just think about it, the imperial examination is so easy, no matter how mischievous Jia Amnesty is, no matter how stupid Zhen Geer is, Zhu Geer's body is not good, Lian Geer is still a monkey who doesn't go to the house for three days, and Twelve, who is only 14 years old after the New Year...
Jia's mother had to admit that she had lived in a dream for most of her life, so how could she be so determined to spoil the worthless Jia Zheng?
To be honest, everyone saw the change in Mother Jia's heart, but no one took it seriously.
There is really no way, Jia She is too busy, Emperor Tai'an simply treats him like an animal, why is he so busy?In fact, he was about to ascend to heaven!
As for Brother Zhu and Brother Lian, they got used to it quite well in the Imperial Academy.There is no way, Zhu Geer is a person who likes to be quiet and doesn't like to move, and his future is already determined, so there is really nothing to worry about, besides, the Hanlin Academy has been dealt with from top to bottom, especially the most important thing is, A generation of favorites Jia She is his own uncle!
Of course, compared to Brother Zhu who is still serious about things, Brother Lian is more adaptable.He was like Emperor Tai'an, he had already given up on himself relying on his own father, and simply let himself go completely.Although he went to and from the office on time, whenever he had free time, he would go to Wang's house to find Wang Ren, in the pretense of helping him make up lessons, so that Wang Ren could take the next imperial examination.In fact, Wang Ren could participate in this session, but this guy was much tougher than his father. He fell off his horse and broke his leg, so he was not eligible for the imperial examination.
The men were all very busy, and so were the female family members, especially as Jia She's status in front of Emperor Tai'an became higher and higher, so that the Rongguo Mansion was full of guests every day, and there was no time for leisure.Even Sister Ying was forced to come forward to receive some girls who were also waiting in the boudoir, even Brother Jing, who was like a sleeping pig, could no longer sleep for a whole day like before.
That's not right, there are still people who are idle.For example, the concubines and concubines in the second room, Xiao Lan'er from Brother Zhu's family, and sister Xi, the fourth girl who has been raised in Rongguo Mansion for more than half a year and finally has her own name.
Other than that, Jia Zheng is relatively free.
But the problem is, no matter how free Jia Zheng is, he can't go to comfort Jia's mother.How can this be comforted? ——Yes, you are absolutely right, I am a complete fool, you are just mistaken. ——How can Jia Zheng say such shameful words?If he really had this ability, he wouldn't be useless by now.
In this atmosphere, the palace test began.
This day is the same as usual, but for some people in special situations, it is completely different.
After turning over the new year, Twelve is already 14 years old.If this is put in the previous life, it is also possible that they are already married and ready to get married.However, this dynasty does not advocate early marriage. Usually, men are 15 or [-] years old, and women are married after [-] years old.Of course, Twelve is not in a hurry, he is not that little brat Lian, in fact, he wants to make meritorious deeds more than getting married and having children!
Well, Huang Mafa is brave, stalwart, and a wise monarch who will last forever!
Even if this father looks a little unreliable now, it must be the fault of the stupid father.Twelve firmly believes that when he becomes an official, he will definitely be able to help the present to achieve a great cause!Stupid father or something, it's better to get out of the way as soon as possible.
With the ambition of Sanyuan Jidi, Twelve finally looked forward to the day of the palace examination.
Success or failure depends on the day!
Although there are too many uncertainties in such things as the champion, Twelve is extremely confident.It is true that the paper this time is different from any one in his memory, but it is thanks to the scumbag father in his previous life. He has read all the strategies and classics admired by Huang Mafa, and of course he has also transcribed all the verdicts and notes of Huang Mafa.Twelve believes that, at least in this world, no one knows Huang Mafa better than him!
This idea is very good, but it's a pity that the master is Emperor Tai'an, not Yongzheng.
Of course, the two are indeed similar, and the so-called small part of the difference is probably the good thing Jia She did.
Returning to normal, let's say that on the day of the palace examination, because he will enter the palace on the fifth watch today, so it is only the third watch, and he has already got up on the twelfth.Not to mention washing and changing clothes, as for everything needed for the exam, I ordered people to prepare it early.As for how to get to the palace, it is impossible to rely on Jia Zheng, after all, since he took the provincial examination, he has completely had nothing to live for, and Twelve hopes to rely on himself.
That is of course impossible.
"Son! Dear son! Dear dear son!" Jia She entered the room with a bit of a squeeze, and he didn't come empty-handed.I saw him holding a tray with a small cup in the middle, leaning up to Twelve, and said, "Look! Daddy's sweetheart, look what it is?"
"Crane crest red?" Twelve narrowed his eyes and stared dangerously.
Upon hearing this completely unexpected answer, Jia Amnesty flew out the tray in his hand without hesitation.At the critical moment, he held back: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is the secret number one scholar porridge that Dad cooked all night for you with his own hands!"
"Then why don't you boil it for Uncle Zheng?" Twelve wondered as he watched Jia She put the tray aside and held the small cup on top to him.
"Do you think the champion porridge is an elixir made by the Taishang Laojun? Why don't you let me feed the pigs, maybe this year there will be a pig champion? This is a lottery! Do you know the lottery?" Jia She was annoyed at first After spraying for twelve times, he smiled again, lifted the lid of the small cup, and took another small spoon, "Do you want to eat by yourself, or let Dad feed you?"
"I eat it myself!"
Originally, Twelve wanted to talk to Jia Amnesty, but when he heard this, he quickly gave up.He snatched the small cup and spoon from Jia Amnesty's hand, and stuffed them into his own mouth mouthful.It's not that Jia She's culinary skills are too bad, but because he will stay in the palace all day for the palace examination, and he is still not allowed to show respect.Because of this, the food that is usually prepared on the day of the palace examination is porridge that is so thick that it is almost equivalent to dry rice.
To put it more vividly, this is basically a bowl of tasteless and hard paste.
After finally stuffing the so-called champion porridge, Twelve put down the small cup and spoon, wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and was about to take another look at the Four Treasures of the Study that he had prepared yesterday.Of course, no one would touch Twelve's things. After the inspection, Twelve said to Jia She with a relaxed expression, "Have you set off yet? Is it dad who sent me there?"
"Yes, yes, how about asking Dad to send Cong'er to the palace test today? Are you moved?" Jia She looked begging for praise, but unfortunately, Twelve was not moved at all.
"Anyway, Dad, you have to go to the early court, right? Besides, as a first-rank palace scholar, you should have taken the palace examination?" Twelve raised his eyebrows, and suddenly thought of something, "By the way, before the palace examination, you must not greet me, just pretend you don't know me, is that okay?"
"Unfilial son!" Jia She, who had just been promoted to an official position by Twelve and was hit hard, received another fatal blow, "I am your father! Do you think it is embarrassing to have me as a father? Zhuer doesn't even despise him father!"
The twelfth face was a little stiff, and then the body was also slightly stiff for a moment: "Actually..."
"There's no need to explain, you unfilial son! It's alright, my lord doesn't remember villains, let's go, let's go to the palace together." Jia Amnesty picked up Twelve's bookcase and walked a few steps Afterwards, looking back, he realized that Twelve hadn't followed at all, and said in amazement, "I'm not angry when I'm an old man, why are you so angry, you little bastard? Go away."
Although there is still a lot of time, the left and right have already got up, shouldn't they start immediately?As a senior scholar of Zhengyipindian Pavilion, Jia Amnesty is qualified to take the green cloth mule cart to the gate of the palace.Unlike other people, who have to walk from outside the imperial city to the gate of the palace, but even so, it takes less than an hour on the way.
Looking at Twelve again, his face was already distorted.When Jia She realized that something was wrong and walked back, Twelve gritted his molars and said sharply, "Father... what did you... eat..."
"What? What about the champion porridge, the secret recipe! The secret recipe handed down from the ancestors!"
Our family has never had a champion at all, so how come there is a secret recipe for the champion porridge handed down from the ancestors?No, the Jia family was originally a wealthy family in Jinling, and later followed the Emperor Taizu to conquer this great country, but the Jia family has never been a scholarly family!That's not right, this is the secret recipe of porridge...so the ancestor of the Jia family was a cook? !
Before Twelve could figure out the cause and effect of this incident, his stomach was already cramping. He could only lift up his robe and quickly ran to the clean room next door. After a burst of crackling, it finally went smoothly.
Outside, Jia She covered his nose and shouted strangely while urging: "Oh, I'm going! It stinks... Are you alright? Hurry up, what are you still moaning about? Hurry up!"
Twelve wanted to hurry up, but before he could pull up his trousers, another colic ached in his stomach.After repeating this several times, he knelt down directly.And Jia Amnesty outside finally realized that the problem was serious, and hurriedly called someone to find a doctor.But when the doctor came, Twelve already needed two people to support him, so that he could sit firmly on the barrel instead of sliding down.
It was the fourth watch at that time.
The trouble is big.
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