[Comprehensive] Martyrdom is not a good civilization

Scrambling with bandages, I felt uncomfortable stepping barefoot on the cold tiles of the bathroom.There are many bandages, covering everything from the neck to the calf, but it feels like running naked.

I looked at Dazai who was obedient and turned his back to me, hesitantly pinched his bandaged tail: "Dazai, I'm fine."

Dazai turned around and looked at me with a disgusted expression: "Xiao Ayako's skills are so poor."

"Ok?"

I looked down. Isn't it good that the bandages overlapped and didn't leak at all?Hiss, that is panic.

Dazai carried me to the sink, straightened out the twisted and folded bandages with deft fingers.He pulled the tail of the bandage and tugged it lightly, and the loose part became smooth instantly.

"If I wear bandages every day, I can be so proficient." I stretched my arms, and the sense of restraint that was wrapped around my body disappeared a lot, but it was too thick and a little hot.

Dazai rubbed his fingertips against my cheek, he chuckled lightly: "Little Ayako can also help me wrap the bandage."

I imagine myself jumping up and down grabbing the bandages.However, you can consider the colorful stretcher you bought before.

Colorful Dazai, this picture is so beautiful!

"…puff."

"Huh? What is Xiaoyako laughing at?"

Dazai picked up the clothes that fell on the ground and threw them into the clothes basket, and picked me up and put them on his shoulders.

"It's nothing haha...it's too high!"

I stood on Dazai's shoulders and looked down. Compared with my current body height, my legs felt weak for a while.The smile was swallowed up in my stomach, and I grabbed Dazai's hair in horror, and my whole body was about to explode.

"Hiss, little Ayako, be gentle, it hurts."

"Don't move!"

I stepped on Dazai's shoulder, and when he moved, I trembled and felt like I was about to fall.Dazai was too thin, and the soles of his bare feet were slamming on his shoulders.

"Don't worry, little Ayako, I can catch it when I fall."

I pulled Dazai's hair from standing to squatting, and finally sat on his shoulder carefully.The lower the center of gravity, the body seems to be a little more stable, I let go of my hair and pulled his earlobe to complain.

"Aren't you my boyfriend? At this time, you should say that you won't let me fall, right?"

Dazai turned his face sideways and carefully lifted me off his shoulders, his tone of smile was very light but also very firm: "Because he's her boyfriend, it doesn't matter if Ayako plays disco."

"Who wants to play disco on your shoulders?" I knelt on Dazai's palm and turned my head in disgust, but my cheeks gradually became warm.

Dazai smirked and moved his face closer: "Little Ayako is blushing."

"I do not have!"

I jumped up angrily and slapped Dazai's face, making a crisp slap.Don't tell Dazai, don't you know?

Dazai didn't feel the pain at all, he put his face close to rub against it.I had nothing to love and hugged his face, thinking back to the poor little cats I played with in the cat café.

Feng Shui takes turns, I never thought that I, Ayako Sakuradani, would have this day.

"Little Ayako has breakfast."

Dazai put me on the dining table just before I violently hurt others, and I was about to bite him on the face with itchy teeth.

"Tofu?"

I looked hesitantly at the neatly cut slices on the dinner plate, and a small plate of seasoned soy sauce next to it.It looks delicious, but Dazai doesn't look like he can cook.

"Some time ago, I tried 'killing tofu with tofu', but it failed. It's a pity to throw it away, so I tried to make sliced ​​tofu, and it tasted good unexpectedly."

Dazai smiled at me with his chin propped up, and I looked down at the tofu on the plate, which seemed to be steaming black and full of black lines.Give the suicide props to your girlfriend, does Dazai have cat cakes?

"Little Ayako can order whatever she wants, and Odasaku and the others all praise me for the delicious food."

"Really…?"

"It's a pity that they worked energetically for two days after eating, and lost their memory after waking up."

"Crooked? The police, my boyfriend wants to murder me."

"Little Ayako, the police don't care about this place."

Oh, I almost forgot, the nature of Dazai's work itself has a complicated relationship with these.

Dazai picked up a small piece of tofu dipped in sauce and brought it to my mouth. I took a bite with mixed emotions, and it was actually quite delicious.

After I was full, I wiped the corners of my mouth with the paper towel handed by Dazai, and held my stomach happily: "Are you going to work later, Dazai?"

"Ayako, do you want to go together?"

Dazai picked up his coat and asked back with a smile, but he turned the interrogative sentence into an affirmative sentence.

"Want to go."

To be honest, I'm actually a little curious about Dazai's job content.Before, I always imagined that Dazai led a group of younger brothers, the younger brothers were fighting and killing in front, and he was the kind of cunning in the back.

Dazai's fingertips gently ran along my hair, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was unknown, I watched him tremble all over.

"What bad idea are you thinking of?"

"No, it's just that Ayako wants to know more about me, which makes me feel very happy."

"……Oh."

After the change of relationship with Dazai, the way of getting along has not changed much. His occasional strange eyes make me feel hairy. As for the "breakup" disagreement, I will worry about it later. After all, I don’t know when I will meet again...

I shook off my frustrating thoughts and jumped happily on the steering wheel.The car stopped and waited for the green light, it was too boring along the way, I have developed several new ways to play.

"Let's do it again! Dazai!"

Cheering and jumping off the steering wheel, the white bandages on my body were broken like dove wings on a church steeple and slowly fell.

"Little Ayako, don't make trouble."

Dazai caught me firmly, and I rolled around in his palm.

"Anyway, you can catch me, and you can't play like this when you change back."

With Dazai's lessons learned from the past, I am not worried at all that I will not go back.The zoomed out perspective is fun and I can have fun with it myself.

"It's okay to change back, as long as Ayako thinks."

"Hey, I'm afraid you will be crushed to death."

I stopped rolling in Dazai's palm, imagining how Dazai was smashed into meatloaf when I jumped off the stairs.

"You underestimate me too."

Dazai poked my belly with a helpless smile, I stood up from his palm and kicked his fingertips, and made a face at him.

"A little bit."

"Green light, Xiao Lingzi sit down."

"do not want!"

I stepped on the hem of Dazai's clothes and slowly climbed up. It was so much fun to climb a human-shaped mountain without worrying about falling and getting hurt.

The car drove very smoothly, and I was sweating tiredly when I climbed to Dazai's neckline.

Dazai looked like a cat patrolling its territory with satisfaction, and said lazily, "Xiao Ayako's physical strength is very poor."

"It's much better than before, okay, anyway, I also have morning exercises."

"Three days of fishing, two days of fishing?"

"... drive your car properly!"

I took a nap on Dazai's shoulder, and when I opened my eyes, he had already parked his car and was walking towards the building.

It is one of the five buildings I saw when I went out last time. It can be seen from a distance, and the floors are so high that they reach into the sky.I thought it was a local landmark and scenic spot, but I didn't expect it to be Dazai's workplace.

Dazai had no expression on the way, and the boys in black suits in the building also lowered their heads slightly.

Hey, it's very respectable.

Not long after I curled up at Dazai's neckline, I boldly poked my head around to look around, because no one here looked up at Dazai for no other reason.

"I just sit on your shoulders so openly, is it okay?"

"Little Ayako, don't worry, everyone now knows that I used abnormal means to lock her up in order to monopolize my girlfriend."

Dazai took out his mobile phone and opened the forum called "Port Mafia". The post titled "Shocked! A cadre actually did this to his underage girlfriend..." was not only pushed to the homepage, but also added by the administrator. fine.

It took half an hour to post, but the number of replies already reached four digits.Should it be said that you have too many employees or too little time?

I was so startled by the title of the post that I couldn't speak for a long time. I was stunned for a while and sighed with a complicated expression: "Hey... You just poked around with your mobile phone to do this?"

Dazai didn't care about his reputation being victimized: "Besides, the Hong Kong gangster industry has recently cooperated with the demon master. Even if they are seen, they will only think that I did something to Xiao Lingzi."

"You really are... notorious."

I thought for a moment and gave a suitable adjective. What did Dazai do to make others subconsciously think that it was all bad things he did?

"Now this notorious Dazai is Ayako's boyfriend?"

"Okay, Dazai, you are both wise and brave."

Most of Yokohama can be seen from the glass window of Dazai's office, and the city is very lively with the constant flow of vehicles.

I ran back and forth on the desk, and looked at it from different angles—the black and white office has a large area, but it has no decorations, and it is as deserted and terrifying as Dazai's house.

I'm so tired, this should be my exercise for a month.

After the excitement, I sat on the dark brown desk and stared at Dazai in a daze. Dazai held a book in his hand with a serious expression.It's not as interesting as I imagined, and it's similar to ordinary companies, just sitting in the office to deal with incidents.

I rolled around doing nothing, the desk was a bit hard, not as good as Dazai's hand.

"Would you like to read it together, little Ayako?" Dazai suddenly raised the book in his hand, stretched out his hand and touched the top of my head to extend an invitation.

"The complete suicide manual?"

I looked at the big bright characters on the bright red book cover with a dazed expression, and read out loud in a daze.

"This is my favorite book. It's very interesting."

"...I see, it suits you very well."

I walked over curiously to see what kind of a magical book it was, and could it be published with such a title? Wouldn’t it be a headline trick?

Dazai turned to the first page of the main text, which was spread flat on the table. The book was a bit too big for me, and I couldn't see the text at the other corner when I stood at one corner of the book.I could only run over and read each word slowly.

"If you can succeed, taking medicine is the best method of suicide..."

The book carefully introduces various suicide methods and execution possibilities, and lists all kinds of advantages and disadvantages. Where did Dazai, a clever little ghost, find such a book?

"Well, isn't this a great book?"

"In a sense, it's really great. But won't your boss deduct your wages if you're lazy at work?"

Fortunately, I really feel that Dazai is working hard, which is a complete waste of emotion.

"Mr. Mori doesn't need me to be too serious."

Dazai's expression became extremely dangerous for a moment, and all the light in the kite-colored eyes fell silent, as if they had turned into hollow paint that had dried up on paper.

It's too miserable. Dazai started working part-time when he was a minor, and he was bullied by his boss after so many years of hard work. It hurts to think about it.

I patted Dazai on the back of the hand: "It doesn't matter if the boss treats you unfairly, we can change jobs in the future!"

Dazai showed a bewildered expression: "...Huh?"

I suddenly felt taller, and patted my chest proudly: "You are still young, you can find a job slowly after resigning. At worst, I will sell paintings to support you!"

Dazai was silent for a moment with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, his voice was very soft: "Xiao Ayako is right."

"Hmm, of course~"

Dazai's mood returned to normal, and I turned to continue studying the "Complete Suicide Manual", which contained various cases in great detail.

"Little Ayako can stand on the book and read."

"Ha~" I yawned and rubbed my eyes to look at Dazai: "The feet are so dirty when I step on them, I'm afraid there will be black footprints when I step on them."

"Does Ayako want to sleep?"

"A bit."

Dazai put me in the crescent of his neck, and I fell asleep peacefully against the bandage on his neck.

The empty office fell silent.

"Tuk Tuk."

"Enter."

The black suit closed the door, looked up and bowed his head respectfully: "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Hongye, please go to the torture room."

Dazai stroked my hair carefully, with gentle and moderate strength, and my expression was peaceful in my sleep.

Dazai sighed and complained softly: "They are really full of energy, it's rare for Ayako to rely on me so much."