[Comprehensive] Martyrdom is not a good civilization

1.

Recently, Ayako Sakuradani has a ruddy complexion and a big appetite. She often gets up at midnight to eat supper, and her life is full of flavor.

And Dazai was sluggish, groggy all day long, not to mention committing suicide, he had already entered the state of health preservation from nine to five.

Hospital examination room.

Dazai leaned on the shoulder of Ayako Sakuradani, and the meat that he managed to raise after marriage disappeared.Ayako Sakuraya looked at the checklist in confusion: "Your checklist is fine, what happened recently?"

"Little Ayako, I'm so sleepy."

She touched Dazai's cheek distressedly: "I'll go home later, be careful not to catch a cold."

The condition of both of them was not right, so they simply went to the hospital for a full set of physical examinations.

The last examination report was in hand, and the examiner smiled: "From the perspective of progesterone level, the lady is probably pregnant. I suggest you go for a B-ultrasound to confirm it."

"Pregnant?" Dazai, who was lazily lying on Sakuraya Ayako's shoulder, suddenly woke up, "Little Ayako, did I crush you?"

Ayako Sakuraya was in a state of being stunned by the news, seeing Dazai's terrified expression, she couldn't help laughing: "I'm fine, let's go check again."

Speaking of pregnancy, Dazai's symptoms are obviously more similar to hers.

2.

Regarding the child, neither Sakuraya Ayako nor Dazai expected him to come so soon.

A warm yellow night light was on in the bedroom.

"I want to sleep." Sakuraya Ayako's eyelids fell slowly, and her amber eyes were surrounded by sleepy moisture.

Dazai stared at her flat belly without saying a word, with a disgusted expression on his face for a while, and an expression of indifference and disdain for a while.

"Are you talking to the embryo? The expression is so vivid." Sakuraya Ayako tore off the opened pajamas, covered her body with the quilt, "Sleep and sleep."

"Little Ayako sleeps first." Dazai hugged Sakuraya Ayako in his arms, put his hands on her abdomen, and stubbornly communicated with the embryo.

Touching the belly was fine, Dazai's hand went from Sakuraya Ayako's stomach all the way down to the lower abdomen, back and forth several times as if looking for treasure on it.

Your child grows from the stomach?

Ayako Yingya's veins were throbbing, she slapped Dazai's hand off: "I can't sleep with you like this."

Dazai felt aggrieved, he buried his face pitifully in Ayako Sakuragu's neck: "Well, if you don't touch it, don't touch it, why did Ayako hit me?"

It was you who hit -.-#

3.

Ayako Sakuradani did not suffer from symptoms such as edema of the lower limbs and dark yellow complexion during pregnancy.

Her mental state is even better than before pregnancy.

After Dazai was three months pregnant with Ayako Sakuradani, her physical discomfort gradually disappeared, and now she stares at her belly all day long.

"Little Ayako, are you tired?"

"Not tired."

"Are you thirsty, little Ayako?"

"...not thirsty."

Dazai, like a cat who only stared at the shit-shoveler going to the toilet, was afraid that the shit-shoveler would drown in the toilet, meowing anxiously all the time.

"Little Ayako, you..."

Tired?Thirsty?Want to eat?The questions loop back and forth.

Finally, Ayako Sakuradani could not hold back Dazai's shoulder and kissed him before he could speak.

Lips and teeth crossed, Dazai, who was forced to be an ascetic monk for more than three months, kissed back forcefully.The heat in the air is gradually rising, and the breath is ambiguous with a slight panting.

Dazai protected Ayako Sakuraya's waist with one hand, and put his fingertips down the skirt with the other hand.

"No, no."

"It's been three months." Dazai stopped his movements, still rubbing his fingertips unwillingly.

"Wait a little longer, I'm a little scared." Sakuraya Ayako was saving the fabric on Dazai's chest, her eyes were clouded.

Dazai buried his face in Sakuraya Ayako's chest, and branded a tooth mark on her delicate collarbone.

He held Sakuraya Ayako's soft hand, and said with an unbearable tone in his voice, "Little Ayako, help me."

4.

The first three months of pregnancy should be well protected, so Dazai took pregnancy leave.

During pregnancy, you should pay attention to the emotions of pregnant women, so Dazai is going to take pregnancy leave.

The pain of childbirth is unbearable, so Dazai wants to take pregnancy leave.

"Kunikida-kun, I want to ask for leave~"

"...All right, I got it! It's your wife who's pregnant, and those who don't know think you're pregnant."

After hanging up the phone, Dazai fell into deep thought—isn't it because his wife is pregnant that he is pregnant.The symptoms of pregnancy were all present in him.

Dazai stared at Ayako Sakuradani's bulging belly, feeling complicated.

5.

Leaving most of the work to her younger brother, Ayako Sakuradani stayed at home to raise her baby.

Being lazy and not wanting to use her brain is the only pregnancy symptom that Sakuraya Ayako has, so she pulls out her wool to knit socks for her unborn baby.

The mechanical action is very addictive, weaving stop and stop, Sakuraya Ayako has finished several pairs of socks.

Dazai sat next to Ayako Sakuraya, his eyes focused on him for a moment.

Although he didn't understand why Ayako Sakuradani was pregnant and why he was suffering, Dazai felt a little rejoiced.

The minutes and seconds on the wall clock in the living room ticked comfortably.

Ayako Sakuradani leaned against the soft cushion and watched the tutorial knitting socks leisurely.Dazai was lying on the sofa unwilling to be lonely, he arched forward like a cat, resting on Ayako Sakuradani's lap.

The wooden needle hooked the wool, and the light pink socks were quickly formed.

"Get up, be careful not to poke your eyes." Sakuraya Ayako put down the half-finished product, pressed her palm on the top of Dazai's head, trying to move him away.

"No." Dazai arched upwards again, counting his fingers and began to complain one by one: "Little Ayako has never knit a sock for me, she hasn't come out yet, she already has socks, gloves and a scarf."

Ayako Sakuradani simply let Dazai cling to her. She opened the textbook and prepared to choose a pattern to knit a set of socks of the same style for a family of three.

As a family, just reading these words makes people feel warm.

Dazai began to murmur: "You don't love me anymore."

"..."

"It's not the best if you get it, Xiao Lingzi, you are so cruel."

"You're right, I'm a ruthless bad woman who only wants new love and not old love." Ayako Sakuraya patted Dazai's hair to show that she understood, and the page in her hand turned to the pattern of a little yellow duck.

"It's very scheming to destroy the relationship between me and Ayako before we came out." Dazai stroked Ayako Sakuraya's five-month-old belly, teaching the child through the belly.

"Ta is still a developing baby, if you want to talk about scheming, it should be like you~"

"Tsk." Dazai sat up in disgust, "Little Ayako, please sit in my arms, don't discuss her."

"You've lost weight, and you're panicking."

"I was disliked quq"

Dazai was sad alone, he fiddled with it for a while and then pressed Sakuraya Ayako's hand unwillingly.

"Little Ayako, look." Dazai stretched out his foot from the slipper, and the front end of the gray sock was torn.

The nail clippers on the coffee table were missing, and the holes in the socks were obviously man-made.Ayako Sakuradani suppressed a smile: "I don't want to watch it."

"Must see!"

"Okay, okay, I've already chosen your color, it's the same style as the baby, and it's a little yellow duck."

Dazai first beamed with satisfaction, and then frowned with dissatisfaction: "Just let me knit the little silk, staring at the wool every day hurts my eyes."

After a while, Dazai came over again: "Little Ayako, stop knitting, what if you get tired."

"Go away and don't disturb my knitting."

4.

The birth of the baby was not as difficult as Ayako Sakuradani imagined.

After hours of hard work on the delivery table, the baby was delivered smoothly, and she fell asleep exhausted.

Dazai stood guard in front of the delivery room, with a faint layer of dark circles under his eyes.

As a family member of the Armed Detective Agency, Ayako Sakuratani, especially the first pregnant family member, has a feeling of protecting and cherishing the species.

Signed up with Akiko Yosano to be the captain of the team defending the precious species, and is on standby with a hatchet at any time, in case of an emergency.

"Congratulations! It's a baby boy..."

The door of the delivery room opened, and Dazai first saw Ayako Sakuradani with a pale complexion and closed eyes, her soft lips were dry and peeling, and she looked very embarrassed.

"Little Ayako!"

The liquid medicine dripped into the body continuously from the back of the hand, and the back of Sakuraya Ayako's hand was cold.Dazai held her hand carefully, his eyes flustered.

"Mister, madam is fine, just fell asleep from exhaustion." The doctor took off his mask, with a smile on his face, looking at the embarrassed Dazai and speaking to comfort him.

"Really...Thank you doctor."

"It's okay, after two hours of postpartum observation, Madam can be sent back to the ward if there is not much bleeding." Leaving space for Dazai and Ayako Sakuraya, the doctor nodded and turned to leave.

Ayako Sakuradani was so tired that she didn't wake up after some movement.Her breathing was light and shallow, and Dazai could usually judge whether a person's physical condition was good just by observing with his eyes, but now he put his ears on her chest anxiously.

The sound of even breathing made Dazai's tense nerves gradually relax, and he lightly kissed Sakuraya Ayako's cold fingertips.

"...Fortunately, you're fine."

Opening her eyes from a light sleep, Sakuraya Ayako heard Dazai's voice, she turned her face to face Dazai with difficulty: "Of course nothing will happen, Miss Akiko is still outside."

Dazai's eyelashes drooped, he held Ayako Sakuradani's hand and said nothing.

Ayako Sakuradani pulled out her hand, gently holding Dazai's cheek: "If something happens to me, what will happen to you?"

"In the past, I invited you to accompany me to die in love..." Dazai said, his voice was almost inaudible, "If you leave first, I should accompany you to die in love."

Sakuraya Ayako looked at Dazai with a smile, all the pain in her body seemed to disappear.

The baby on the radiant table in the corner, wrapped in a quilt, gnawed his hands lonely, and after finding out that his hands were not tasty: "Wow--"

5.

Maruko Dazai is in elementary school. On the first day of school, the Chinese teacher assigns them homework, which is a composition named "The Person I Love".

Dazai Maruko’s real name is not Maruko. His mother gave him the nickname Maruko. He loves his mother so he also loves this name.

As for his father, Osamu Dazai, who gave him his name, heh.

After eating the snacks prepared by Ayako, Maruko ran back to the room with her schoolbag, ready to finish her homework as soon as possible and compete with Dazai for Ayako.

The fat baby's face was slightly bulging, and the big iris-colored eyes were staring intently at the paper.Maruko picked up the pen and wrote crooked childish characters on the graph paper.

"There are many people I love, but there is only one person I love the most, and that is my mother Ayako Dazai.

Mom is the best mom in the world, but I won't tell you what's good about her.So I want to write about the people I love—Uncle Chuya, Aunt Akiko, Uncle Kunikida, Uncle Akutagawa...

Teacher, I love too many people to write on paper, so my composition ends here.

By the way, to my father, if you don't rob me of my mother, I still love you barely. "

6.

Dazai Maruko's composition was greatly appreciated by the teacher, and he called Dazai Zhi on the phone.

"Dad, isn't my composition super good!" Maruko gnawed on Ayako's freshly baked cookies, with food residues on her face.

Ayako stroked Maruko's short, fluffy hair, and secretly smiled at Dazai's joke.

"That's right, that's why I reward you for sleeping by yourself tonight." Dazai threw the phone on the coffee table casually, leaned in front of Ayako and took a bite of the biscuit from her fingertip, carelessly perfunctory his son.

He doesn't care about being ranked last by the meatballs :)

The author has something to say: I didn’t think about the name of the ball hahh

There is another chapter outside the episode. The previously nominated female president Ayako x leader Jae has no inspiration.

It’s about to end, I’m so reluctant to QAQ