[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

Xue Shurong helped Penny to the house, she closed the door, and the key was thrown on the cabinet.Out of caution, Jarvis did not speak.

"me……"

Petunia seemed to wake up a little bit, opened her eyes, and said inarticulately, "Misha? I... Where am I?"

"My home."

She helped Petunia take off her black pointed high-heeled shoes, and half pulled and half dragged into the bathroom.

"I want to sleep!"

"If you dare to just lie on the bed like this, I will kill you." Xue Shurong said in a bad tone, "Come on, sit on the bench, and I'll give you a bath."

After finally taking off her clothes, Penny sat naked on the stool, her back limply leaning against Xue Shurong's chest, her long blond hair curled into a mess.She smashed her mouth, her eyes wandering: "Just now... I seem to see someone fighting?"

"It's because you drank too much."

Xue Shurong replied without changing his expression, while turning on the shower head of the Yuba, there was a sting, and the splashing water flowed down and wet Petunia's body.

"do not move."

"it is good."

Xue Shurong has never bathed anyone, especially a big golden retriever like Penny.She poured shampoo on her hair, rubbed her hair carefully, and finally rinsed off the foam.

Petunia suddenly laughed happily, and muttered, "You... like my grandma..."

"..."

"I haven't been with my family for a long time... My father is a very stubborn person. He doesn't allow me to do anything out of line." Petunia gradually woke up, and her words of recollection became smoother, "The more he Constraints, the more I want to break free, then I become what I am now."

"Everyone will have this kind of experience more or less when they grow up."

"But I'm different. Drinking too much, having promiscuous boyfriends, just thinking about shopping, drinking afternoon tea, and dating a group of people... I can't tell if this kind of life is right, Misha, I... …I'm terrified of the future."

Petunia's voice became more and more choked, she lowered her head, buried her hands deeply in her thick blond hair, and her expression was downcast.The warm water ran down his cheeks, and it was hard to tell which was hot water and which was tears.

"Being able to think that way proves that you are enlightened."

Xue Shurong walked up to Petunia and hugged her gently.

"In the past, I always worried about a lot of things. Even if I was sure, I would easily feel anxious. I often wondered if I would be worrying and worrying all day long in the future? Fortunately, I came here by chance. I learned a lot of interesting things, saw a lot of people, and met a lot of incredible things. I think it is destined for me to live a new life. Penny, if you don’t want to go on like this, you must work hard.”

"Can you make it?"

"Of course, we will work hard together for the university one year later. Okay?"

"...Misha."

"what?"

"Your breasts are bigger than expected." Penny buried herself in her chest and said sullenly.

Xue Shurong: "..."

Don't stop her!She must throw this bastard tied up outside to feed the mosquitoes!Ahhhhh! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

So, a chicken soup for the soul mixed with bath water has been cooked.

……

The next day, Xue Shurong was woken up by Jarvis as usual.She rubbed her eyes and said, "I'll call Petunia, please keep quiet."

"Okay, miss." Jarvis replied in a gentle voice.

Xue Shurong knocked on the door, but no one answered, she opened it gently, and the loud snoring startled her.

"Penny?"

Petunia, who was still asleep, rolled around and landed on the edge of the bed in a thrilling manner. She opened her mouth, and the sound of snoring was very rhythmic.

"..."

Xue Shurong woke her up without hesitation.

"I'm sleeping? What's wrong?" Petunia stood in the bathroom after brushing her teeth, put the toothbrush in its original position, and began to wash her face with water.

"...No, nothing."

Xue Shurong swallowed his hesitant words, tied up his hair, and put it into a crisp bun, exposing the soft and beautiful lines of his cheeks.

If you get a hangover, you will definitely have a headache, the Western-style breakfast is a bit greasy, and Xue Shurong can't get used to sweet cereal.She boiled thick white porridge, and the rice grains were simmered until they burst, like blossoming white rice flowers, and the air was filled with the fragrance of porridge.

Penny sat obediently like a child in a kindergarten and waited. When she smelled the fragrance, she watched Xue Shurong's movements greedily: "What is this? It smells so good!"

"Eat something light."

Xue Shurong brought the cooked porridge and side dishes to the table, and she also pulled out the flowers Jarvis ordered from the bag, which were delicate cornflowers with dew.She replaced yesterday's lily, and the new flower was lying lazily in the glass bottle.

【Etiquette 1】

Well, daily tasks are that simple.

"Misha, where's your family?" Penny drank half of the porridge in a blink of an eye, without even noticing the rice grains on her face, "It looks like you are very rich, you can't be an invisible rich man!"

"Uh...my family, none of them are here. You know, business people travel all over the world."

"What business do you do?"

Xue Shurong lied casually: "It has something to do with high technology."

"Wow."

Petunia doesn't care how much money she has, she just satisfies her heart of gossip.She was sipping porridge, and suddenly remembered something, she raised her head and asked, "By the way, last night, I seemed to hear that you... have a boyfriend?"

Xue Shurong paused the hand holding the spoon, and said without changing his face: "You heard wrong."

"No, I heard it right. I was very sober at that time, and I seemed to say a name called Jia...Jarvis?"

As it turns out, Penny can get on stage drunk, but even alcoholism can turn sober at the first sign of caring gossip.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you everything." Xue Shurong sighed with a headache, and could only continue to lie, "He's a friend of mine who works far away, this time just to save the day."

"A lot of money? Are you good-looking?"

He must be rich, but she doesn't know about his appearance.

"Yes, he's rich. Hmm... he shouldn't be bad looking."

"Is it blond hair? Or black?"

"Golden brown."

perhaps.

"What about the eyes?"

"It seems to be blue." There are more foreigners with blond hair and blue eyes, so there is no problem with this answer.

"What about age?"

"Uh, maybe a few years older than me."

"Your friend's appearance is so uncertain, you must not be interested in him." Penny, who is satisfied with gossip, also finished her porridge and wiped her lips with unsatisfied desire, "Actually, I always think that young and enthusiastic boys are more pleasing, 30 Men in their early years are already tactful, they know how to spend the least amount of money to win a woman's heart, and then get rid of it mercilessly after cheating them into bed."

"It doesn't matter whether a man's nature is wild or not because he's 20 or 30, Penny."

"But there are more men in this world who want to take advantage, don't they?" Petunia shrugged, "However, if it's a man like Tony Stark, I'd be willing even for one night."

The phone's notification tone suddenly rang.

"Oh, it's almost time for school!"

Xue Shurong ran to the room to pack the books, and accidentally found that the alarm clock on the desk showed an earlier time than usual.

"Jarvis?"

"Miss, as your housekeeper, I am obliged to help you identify the quality of the information you ingest. Facts have proved that Miss Petunia's words cannot be used as a correct reference."

When she heard it, she couldn't help but burst into laughter: "I don't intend to get together with a philandering man in his 30s."

Somewhere far away in the United States, a man in his 30s wearing armor sneezed and almost fell from the sky.He said to himself with some distress: "Pep must have got the flu germs!"

……

Usually the atmosphere of the school is very relaxed, but when they stepped into the school gate this morning, the two of them smelled something unusual.Everyone gathered in twos and threes, seeming to be discussing something, showing complex expressions of shock, curiosity and fear.

As soon as Penny entered the classroom, she asked, "Hey, what's the matter with everyone? Did the test results come out?"

"Penny..."

A girl turned and said with a worried look on her face, "You remember Danny on the football team? He died."

--he died? !

Danny, who was in the bar well yesterday, was suddenly informed that he was dead the next morning, Xue Shurong couldn't accept it.She asked in a low voice, "Is there a car accident?"

"No... what everyone is afraid of is his death. Danny... Danny's head was smashed and his brain disappeared. They all suspect that there is a maniac..."

"Cannibal... madman..."

Xue Shurong pursed her lips tightly, and in her mind last night under the lingering lights, a friendly and cheerful face asked her softly if she needed help.I really can't believe that such a good person died in such a miserable way.

Thinking of the horror of the crushed head, her stomach stirred uncomfortably, and she almost vomited out the white porridge she drank in the morning.

"Is there any progress on the case?"

"Not yet. But the time for the memorial service has been decided, and it will be tomorrow."

Penny shook Xue Shurong's hand firmly, and said seriously: "Danny will be very happy if you go."

"Why?" Xue Shurong froze for a moment.

"Because—" Petunia smiled reluctantly, "He has always been secretly in love with you, Misha."

"!"