[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

After many days, McCoff was surprised when he finally received a call from his younger brother instead of a work report call from his subordinates. After all, what kind of dog-tempered Sherlock is, no one is better I have experience, of course he is also the best person in the world who is good at dealing with Sherlock's dog temper.But even as the elder brother who has loved and killed each other for decades, Mycroft did not expect that Sherlock would call him during the mission-he also thought that he would either receive a call for help from his subordinates, or He couldn't hear the other party's voice at the airport until the other party completed the task and took the plane back to the country.

Oh, of course, there is also a large part of the possibility that he is busy with work and has no time to pick up the plane, so he can only communicate with his dear brother through Dr. Not very safe, and as a less extreme control freak Even if he is not as controlling as Batman, he doesn't like to expose his calls with his family to the monitoring of others - Stark although He wasn't the kind of person who would pry into other people's privacy, but the other party's artificial intelligence really couldn't help him.

However, these are not important now, what Mycroft is more concerned about is why Sherlock is calling him now?Although he made two assumptions, it has to be said that Hydra's IQ... Mycroft doesn't think it will be an obstacle to his brothers, the only thing that may bring some difficulties and restrictions to their actions is probably Their manpower is not very sufficient - after all, it is within the United States. If they send too many manpower, S.H.I.E.L.D. will definitely have a good talk with him. Although he is not afraid of a bratty director, anyone who will rise to the United Nations Security Council to argue Mycroft doesn't like to deal with the troubles of the world, but he is also very busy!

But no matter how much Mycroft thinks there will be no problems with this action, the fact is now in front of him—Sherlock is actually calling him!Still active!As soon as Mycroft got on the phone, he had to start thinking seriously about the possibility that things were going in some dire directions.Maybe he needs to prepare for a war, Mycroft thought before answering the phone.

But 3 minutes later, after listening to his younger brother's description of the process mixed with countless provocative and mocking adjectives, the expression on Mycroft's face has gone from the initial dignified, are you kidding me, until now it has solidified into a faint politeness If you are happy, just smile.

"... Xiali, I really didn't expect you to be so... full of childlike innocence." Mycroft's tone was really very complicated.

Just as he never thought that one day his younger brother would be dumped by the rescue target in a simple rescue mission, and it was still in front of his old enemy; he never thought that one day Sherlock would take the initiative to call him The phone call—although Cao Dan made some excuses for this reason—he actually came here to laugh at him for not having a CP? !

After Sherlock sternly protested that he was not allowed to silence Charlie's voice, and did not forget to laugh at the end of the sentence that he was not wanted, Mycroft couldn't help sighing.To be honest, he has not failed to discover some trends involving superheroes in the United States recently-after all, every superhero is an extremely important existence. Although it cannot be said that they can change the world by themselves, their Existence has an unusual meaning for this world-these heroes are the enlightening stars in many people's lives.

Even Mycroft had yearned to be a hero when he was a teenager—of course, his calm mind did not allow him to easily put himself in such danger, because he still had a family who cared about him— —For him, his family and loyalty to the Queen will always be the yardstick to regulate his behavior.Once he crosses any line, he will be doomed - this is like Batman's principle of not killing, people like them always have to put a shackle on themselves, otherwise, a small earth is really not good It must be enough for humans with high IQs like them to play.

Moreover, it is not just the particular popularity of speculation about the relationship between superheroes that suddenly arises. There are still some top hackers under him, not to mention that those anomalies hardly conceal their existence, they just quietly blend into their world, not like devouring or invading, but as if they should be there... …

Although he hasn't made any substantial progress in his recent exploration, the information in certain websites and forums has been enough to broaden his horizons and make him not fall behind in the face of Sherlock's ridicule and malice—by Mr. British Government, who ridiculed him as a middle-aged bald fat man who no one wants, smiled politely and said: "If you just plan to use this to mock me, then you are wrong, my dear Xiali, your information is really too good. Falling behind, if you can pay more attention to the Internet when you are bored instead of randomly shooting nuisances, you may find that..."

Thinking of the information that made him dumbfounded, Mycroft's voice couldn't help but pause slightly, and then he still smiled without showing any trace: "Not only the Fuhuamo triangle you just mentioned, they will even write about me and you... Falling in love and killing each other, well, it seems to be this adjective; in addition, even if I am bald and fat in middle age, I believe Lestrade is willing to take me in. After all, in so many articles, no matter how embarrassed I am, he is willing to accept your poor Nobody wants a brother—not to mention that my hairline is only a little higher, and my weight has not yet reached the obese standard."

"Huh?!" Sherlock's voice on the other side of the phone instantly increased by at least three degrees: "Does Greg know that you miss him?! Where did you get the courage to think that people will look at you? If I didn't If I remember correctly, he seems to have been married, right? His sexual orientation is obviously female, and there is absolutely no invisible bisexual tendency, you should give up your unrealistic fantasy as soon as possible!"

Mycroft couldn't help but helplessly took the phone away slightly and shrugged helplessly. No matter what he said, it felt like he was going to marry Lestrade tomorrow... That was obviously impossible, he He was just teasing Sherlock, but to be honest, he hadn't thought about his marriage. For him, the existence of a partner is not indispensable, but after thinking about it, Lestrade is actually a good candidate—— He has a high degree of tolerance for Sherlock, and has a long and extremely stable experience with him. Although his IQ is average, he is at least decent and silent—well, so far, he doesn't need a man for the time being. Friend or partner, so that assumption ends there.

"If you're still wearing ears, I think you'll remember that I said it was all hypothetical—and don't you think the princess' reluctance to come back is more about you than my question? At least I've never been rejected before. Oh, my poor Charlie, you lost to Moriarty again, and this time you couldn't even receive a sincere consolation from your brother, what a pity~ Also, please don't worry about my partner, I think it will be easier to take down Lestrade than you to take down Dr. Watson - at least I have no contenders. Finally, since the princess is not coming back, you can Stay over there, and when Her Royal Highness agrees to come back, you will come back together." Before Sherlock could protest to Mycroft, he hung up the phone.

"Di-di-di-" Hearing the blind voice coming from his ear, Sherlock stared at the phone expressionlessly for a moment, then turned his head suddenly to look at Watson who was sitting beside him, in disbelief Asked: "What did he mean just now?! Does he really plan to marry Grayson home and make me a male sister-in-law?!"

Dr. Watson played with his mobile phone and replied calmly without raising his eyes: "First, it's Greg; second, why are you so sure it's not Brother?"

Sherlock couldn't help fantasizing about Watson's words for a second, and then couldn't help shivering: "No, it's impossible, no matter what the fat man...it's impossible to bring me a brother-in-law back." Sherlock thought about it for a long time and finally vagued an adjective. After all, even with the vocabulary stored in his memory palace, it was really difficult to find an adjective that fit the context but was not so inconsistent with McCoff.

"So please don't disturb my blogging!" Watson slapped someone's paw that was trying to take his phone away with no expression on his face, and silently decided to slap Sherlock again in this blog: "You guys Please don't take me in the quarrel, I don't think either I or Greg have any sexual interest in you Holmes - any!"

Sherlock: ...

Looking at John Watson in front of him with firm eyes as if recalling the scene when he joined the army, Sherlock had some doubts for the first time in his life—is he really worse than Mycroft?Even John denied the intimacy with him without even thinking about it—couldn't their cohabitation friendship be enough for him to cooperate with him, even if it was just a joke?

What Sherlock didn't know was that Watson looked firm on his face, but he was already panicking in his heart. Who knows what he went through in this short hour!Being gay, being out of the closet, and even meeting his parents—well, although he had met this parent long ago, Watson, who was aware of the strangeness in his heart and didn't reject him too much, decided to use his firm attitude to reverse it. This kind of incorrect mental activity, well, that's right!Never give Sherlock a good face!

After a short period of thought, the two of them didn't realize that their thinking was completely different. One decided to stand firm and defend his sexual orientation, while the other felt that he couldn't lose to a dead fat man, so he decided to work a little bit on his noble brain to please him. I can still be regarded as a qualified cohabitant and assistant, so many beautiful loves in the world are always born from some misunderstandings...

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And at this moment, on the other side, Lian Wei took Elsa and Sarah back to the house where he and Rocky lived temporarily—because the eloquent and eloquent Mr. They have been promoted over time, and they have even lived in a townhouse funded by a famous oil tycoon-although it is not the top quality of life, the room size is more than enough for two extra girls.

But in fact, Lian Wei was a little guilty before he came back. After all, he didn't seem to help Loki with anything other than arranging a lot of homework. He obviously did everything well before Sol found out that his brother had escaped from prison. For the time being, he prepared to raise a god of lies whose ten fingers do not touch the spring water, but in the end he found—:) It seems that Loki has no problem raising him... Sure enough, under Gao Tianzun, he can live well with just one mouth The father of the evil god born in raw water.

However, this guilty conscience didn't last long. After all, he couldn't take two girls, Elsa and Sarah, to fight against Moriarty. However, if you bring other people, the situation will be completely different - even two mutants are a burden to Lian Wei - he has always relied more on his own brains and calculations, and it is difficult for him Well, he hates this uncontrollable factor the most.But obviously, as long as these uncontrollable factors are alive, they cannot be eliminated, but generally enough distance can reduce the influence of variables—especially in this complicated situation, the fewer variables, the better.

Therefore, regardless of the considerations, Rocky is his only choice here, at least Rocky is still a bit of a gentleman, and it is not his style to shoot unarmed girls-he prefers Thor with a hammer in front of him .Moreover, Lian Wei looked at Elsa and Loki who had a good chat, holding the Spiderman pillow they bought on the side of the road before, and Sarah, who was also holding the Iron Man pillow, squatted together and observed in secret——

"How long do you think they plan to talk?" Sarah asked with a complicated expression.

"...Maybe tomorrow?" Lian Wei replied uncertainly.

"Can you understand what they're saying?" Sarah felt a little dizzy.

"Emmm can be summed up as how to use the balance between the forces of all parties and human empathy to promote the bill of peaceful coexistence and equal life between mutants and humans." Lian Wei thought for two seconds and thoughtfully removed some unsightly things in the middle. Light's dark supremacy trade-offs sums up the point for a cute mutant teenage girl.

Sarah, who didn't expect that her question would actually get an answer, couldn't help looking at Lian Wei, who was squatting behind the sofa and observing in secret like herself, in surprise, "Mr. W, you can understand?!"

"Of course, it's not too difficult." Lian Weiman replied casually. Although his IQ points are not based on politics, after all, he is a person who can be admitted to a graduate student in Huaguo. How could his political awareness be poor? ?What's more, politicians are also human beings. As long as they learn to grasp the psychology of the masses, many political solutions can be traced. The so-called politics is nothing more than a mutual compromise between the ambitions and interests of a group of people.

"..." Sarah, who found out that Lian Wei showed no sign of lying at all, couldn't help being dumbfounded—[I think you are a younger brother like me, but I didn't expect you to become the king quietly? ]

Once she realized this, Sarah even felt that there was no point in even secretly observing—although Loki was handsome enough and Elsa was beautiful enough.But in this situation where big shots are everywhere, as a younger brother, what qualifications does she have to live under the same roof with them?

[Okay, don’t ask, I’m already autistic. jpbsp; But before she got autistic, Sarah still couldn’t help asking the question in her heart: “Then why don’t you discuss it but squat here like me Woolen cloth?"

Lian Wei was silent for two seconds, before he let out a long sigh and said earnestly: "I'm hungry! I don't have a mobile phone, but none of you remember to order takeaway!!! qaq, my legs are so weak that I almost can't stand up!"

Sarah: "...well, stop talking, I'm hungry too, so when will qaq Elsa and the others finish their discussion?!"