[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

Sherlock Holmes, as an authentic high-intelligence Sherlock Holmes, he has always been very self-aware-he is extremely self-conscious, indifferent and crazy, and even a high-functioning sociopath-everything from his good temper to Dr. Watson can be mad at him Fist and kick can tell how bad he is as a person. Of course, this does not prevent him from being extremely narcissistic.Geniuses always have various flaws and eccentricities, and Sherlock has never been ashamed but proud of his touching emotional intelligence.

After all, it’s not that he has zero EQ, he’s just generally unwilling to condescend to use his noble brain to think about those boring and irrational emotional problems—everyone knows that once Sherlock The EQ and IQ displayed probably indicate that he is working undercover for a certain case.Well, it can be said to be sosad.

All in all, Sherlock thought that one day he would be scolded for being incomprehensible, accused of being unable to speak, and accused of being a freak, but he never thought that one day he would be pointed at by a woman Nose scolding the scumbag—and it's for the other two men!Sherlock almost wants to saw off her head now to see if she really has a goldfish in her head!

Moreover, Watson is fine, after all, they are cohabitants, and because of Watson's pitiful appearance of changing countless girlfriends and ending up being dumped every time, Sherlock is willing to reluctantly not tear down his roommate. Taiwan - anyway, even their landlord has misunderstood that they are a couple, and it doesn't matter if there are more rumors or less rumors - anyway, even if they are together, they are not breaking the law.The UK has passed same-sex marriage laws.Of course, even without this law, even the law expressly prohibiting same-sex marriage is meaningless to Sherlock. Anyway, he has done many things that violate the law. People raided his residence and threatened him with contraband.

Anyway, what kind of nicotine, nicotine patches, dangerous chemicals, human organs of unknown origin... there are too many to count, and even a few years ago when Sherlock was alone, he took drugs and drugs, and even almost died because of this. lost his life.All in all, Sherlock has a clear understanding of his own strengths and weaknesses, but this does not prevent him from being narcissistic. For example, he actually thinks that Watson has a crush on him, but as a detective with professional ethics, how could he How about falling in love with your assistant?That is impossible!

Xia fg is full of Alps. Don't slap your face and feel uncomfortable. Ski Locke taunted righteously: "If you really have a brain, you should know that neither of them and I are absolutely impossible! Besides, moving Use your goldfish brains! Isn’t the word Shura field more appropriate between me and Moriarty than between John and Moriarty?” From the bottom of my heart, I didn’t realize that there was something wrong with the word Shura field Sherlock doesn't know how easily the words he speaks can be misleading.

On the other side, the two ladies who looked at Renji with rotten eyes ignored the first half of the sentence, automatically picked up the first half of the sentence, and opened their eyes wide and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow! So it's the Fuhua Mo triangle?! Immediately, the two turned to Lian Wei at the same time, expecting: "Big! Look! It's really a big triangle!"

Lian Wei: ……………

Received Moriarty's half-smile and the disapproval and suspicion from Sherlock and Watson, Lian Wei almost cried out, fans are in debt!Those who come out to mess around always have to pay back!He used the video to put Batman and Avengers together, is it finally his turn to be tricked?And, how is this different from a public execution? !Although it is not the first time to do things in front of the boss, but Batman was personal that time, and the one in Avengers was a group portrait, and other online operations were done by no one except Garcia and Jarvis. Knowing his identity, so no matter what time it was before, it was not as shameful as this time!

Others don't know that as an author, he can still have no clues in his heart?What Elsa and Sarah said are basically "exquisite and good articles" that need to be turned on and filled with meaty fragrance!Although they can only smell but not eat, compared to those "adults" who have already been fed up with their appetites, but have to settle down because they have been cleaned up by divine beasts, it is better than nothing.

However, even without any detailed description below the neck, those dialogues that Su Delianwei himself didn't want to read a second time are definitely a big killer of girls' hearts.But once those hypocritical text descriptions are connected with Lian Wei - it's no longer a question of whether to lose face, it's a question of whether or not he can show face to others!Brainless Mary Sue, brainless Jack Sue, do you understand the most traditional Sue?Anyway, Lian Wei didn't understand why he was still in adolescence when he wrote this kind of plot - the affectionate male Sherlock, the hypocritical female John Watson, the vicious female Moriarty, the fierce stepbrother Mai Kauf...Okay, don't recall, it's a heart attack every minute.

So, when Lian Wei looked at the two girls who were looking at him expectantly in front of him, he suddenly became suspicious—could they be his black fans?Otherwise why would they look at him that way?What happened to the Fuhua Mo triangle?It was as if he hadn't seen the big triangle--did they think he dared to exchange revolutionary friendship with Sherlock, Watson and Moriarty in front of them? ! —How dare he!

"Ahem, actually, I eat Mofu."

"Pfft—haha!" Moriarty finally couldn't help laughing out loud, and Elsa and Sarah couldn't help but exchanged glances—could he be crazy?But Lian Wei accepted it well, don't think he didn't realize that he was already snickering.Lian Wei didn't even bother to think about such a meaningless question about how much integrity a big boss behind the scenes pretended to be gay when he came up. He didn't even need to think about it. Gossip with a man, even because the object of the gossip is Sherlock, Moriarty is not only not angry at all, but even very excited about it.

In any case, if the common people put his and Sherlock's names together, that would be enough to make Moriarty feel extremely excited - that is his fancy opponent!What could be more exciting to him than having everyone watching their battle?Of course, Moriarty believes that he is still a reserved and polite British gentleman, so he can't do the clown's method of attracting others' crowd by threatening. For Moriarty, he and Xia Locke's confrontation is attractive enough in itself.What's more, isn't a legend passed down by word of mouth among those big figures more desirable than grandstanding like a clown on the screen?

Lian Wei grasped this mentality of Moriarty, so he dared to talk nonsense in front of Moriarty - now Moriarty is still his boss, even if he is not afraid of Moriarty, he still has to think about it. Think of his [-] million!As for the reason why Mofu was mentioned, of course, it is to please Moriarty in terms of cp attack and receiving. After all... Moriarty's character, as long as he can enjoy it, maybe he is even more willing to suffer than attack. , after all, how easy and enjoyable it is to do it?How tiring it is to do the attack and move by yourself~

Ahem, Lian Wei realized that the more he thought about it, the more he was getting sidetracked, so he hurriedly shut his head, no way, there are all good people here, if he drives a car in his head at this time... then he will really become famous!Lian Wei didn't dare to doubt that Moriarty had a wide range of friends - let alone chat groups!This group of werewolves has never been stingy about sharing the embarrassing moments of other group members-don't think that he has been busy recently and didn't notice the three princesses dancing gif uploaded in the group!It's still him who dances the male step inside!However, fortunately, that gif only existed for less than 3 minutes before it was withdrawn, otherwise if Loki really saw it, I don't know what to do!

With Moriarty's ingenuity, it is naturally impossible not to see through Lian Wei's thoughts, but so what?Why would he have nothing to do to expose others when others showed him favor?He's not Sherlock's kind of lucky kid who makes enemies everywhere and has a good brother to help him wipe his ass. As a wild boss, Moriarty definitely beats Sherlock by how many blocks in terms of worldly sophistication.

However, just as a group of people here were arguing for various reasons, the situation at the Hydra base on the other side had already changed.

With the arrival and restraint of Uncle Wishbone, Hydra's resistance quickly restored order. However, after everyone in mi6 recognized Uncle Wishbone as another protagonist in the video, mi6's soaring fighting power still made Hydra The snakes had to retreat in a row, not to mention the people arranged by Moriarty to assist in the sweep-although they did not know each other's identities, they all chose to attack the common enemy first when facing the Hydra .

Seeing that the situation was not good, Uncle Wishbone decisively activated the self-destruct procedure of the base—well, obviously this has long been commonplace for Hydra. Since World War II, Captain America has been blowing up the base. After so many years, I haven’t done it myself. After bombing several bases, I am ashamed to say that I am the head of Hydra—God knows that the reason most of their bases have similar structures is to facilitate relocation and quick adaptation at any time. Tsk, why does it feel so sad to say that?

Uncle Wishbone couldn't help but secretly shed bitter tears for himself.However, fortunately, there are no important experiments in the base here, otherwise the transfer of these laboratories would not be so simple and fast. As for why Dongbaji is here, it is naturally because Uncle Wishbone supervises Dongbaji Wherever he is, Dongbaji will naturally move to the nearest place.Fortunately, during this period of time, Dong Baji has been following him around, otherwise Dong Baji who was just frozen may not be able to take away so quickly.

Seeing Dong Baji, who was covered by himself and others going away, entered the secret passage and left, Uncle Wishbone couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief. The most important bargaining chip in his hand was Dong Baji. The people who came to attack the base were destroyed, so he really had nowhere to cry.

Now that he has decided to abandon the base and the important scientists and research results have been transferred away, Uncle Wishbone naturally does not have any psychological pressure - he is not worried that he will not be able to escape, anyway, he is also a S.H.I.E.L.D. The captain of the special operations team, no matter how inferior his combat ability is to a superhero, he wouldn't be able to confess that he was in the hands of such a group of ordinary people. Uncle Wishbone still has some confidence in this.

It's just... Feeling the eyes from all directions, no matter friends or foes, always focusing on him unconsciously, Uncle Wishbone just wanted to grind his teeth for a while, don't let him know who made that damn video!Spicy chicken video ruined his reputation!But why does this kind of thing look so much like William's work?Lian Wei didn't know that Uncle Wishbone had dubiously pinned the blame on him, but even if Lian Wei knew, he might have no time to pay attention to him now, because he is also in trouble now...

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Sensing that the battle on the other side was drawing to a close, Sherlock and Watson exchanged a look and decided to take someone away.Although they didn't know what preparations Moriarty had made this time, they were definitely more prepared than those who rushed to save people. Sherlock also guessed that the group who just joined in behind the Hydra base People are very likely to be Moriarty's handwriting.Although the battle situation at that time was too complicated and fierce to judge the situation accurately, at least it was certain that the opponent's weapons and equipment offensive were definitely not inferior to them.

And in this way, objectively speaking, the two sides are already evenly matched, not to mention the Hydra base they attacked first, and the losses suffered are obviously higher than Moriarty's side, so in summary, Xia Locke decided to give it a try first, and then fight head-on when he returns to China!Anyway, he and Moriarty have always been in contact with each other, so it is not shameful to make a certain strategic shift temporarily.At least Sherlock didn't have the concept of embarrassment in his mind.

But now... Obviously, Sherlock's evacuation plan has encountered some force majeure obstacles—Sarah first looked at the two of Sherlock, then at Lian Wei, turned her eyes, and tightened Lian Wei's sleeves. Willing to let go: "Big W! Please take me in! My brother is a college student, can be cute and can pinch his shoulders. I just ask you to take in the life of a little dog. I don't know if it is possible?"

The identity of mutants has always been sensitive and sensitive, and Elsa is not afraid of her special identity, but Sarah has to think for herself. Compared with Sherlock, who has a military background, Sarah obviously prefers the side that clearly belongs to civilian forces and clearly Lian Wei, who has expressed his friendliness to mutants.

But what Sarah didn't expect was that Elsa hugged Lian Wei's other arm tightly when she turned her eyes: "I don't care, I don't want to go back now, I haven't played enough! W big! I also I want to go with you, the kind who won't break up until school starts! Me, me, I can cook and dance, please take me in!"

Lian Wei: "...this... how about you ask him?" Lian Wei, who received Sherlock's death gaze, couldn't help but push the blame to Moriarty. Shen He couldn't bear it, let Moriarty attract hatred.

Moriarty was happy and unafraid, and smiled politely: "It is our honor that the two ladies are willing to show their respect."

Watson opened his mouth involuntarily, and finally looked at the two girls who ran happily into the car, and then left the car, and couldn't help muttering: "Sherlock...are we being rejected?"

"No, what they despise is Fatty's subordinates!" Sherlock, who refused to accept the reality, turned indifferently, and he will tell Fatty when he goes back!Not only did the princess not come back because he disliked his subordinates, but even he himself didn't even have the right to form a CP with others because he was too ugly! ! !Huh?What do you do when you suddenly feel happy?Consulting Detective's originally angry footsteps have become much lighter unconsciously...