[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

"Leave him!" Lian Wei hadn't put away the smile on his face when he heard a shout, and then saw Superman push the door out of the lounge.

clown:……

Lian Wei: ...

Clark: "Clown! Let go of the people in your hands!"

Lian Wei looked at Superman coming out of the waiting room in a fair manner, and he didn't know what to say for a while, although he probably guessed that the reason why he came out like this now was because of the influence of kryptonite, so he couldn't fly. The reason, but—Big Superman, who gave you the confidence that no one would recognize your vest if you took off your glasses?How much does it mean to climb over the wall and come out from the next door!

I don't know if Lian Wei's eyes are too explicit, Superman seems to have gotten his desire to complain, so Clark paused and explained: Don't worry, I have already sent your friend to a safe place. place to go. "

Lian Wei: [Awesome my super] Give yourself a gift, this operation is great!

However, the complaints in the back belong to the complaints, on the surface Lian Wei still pretended to believe it was true, nodded to Superman and said: "Thank you."

Lian Wei was obviously relieved when he saw Clark. Lian Wei didn't know if Clark knew that he had lost his horse. Anyway, he couldn't help but choked when he saw the smile on the clown's face. I was shocked by the embarrassing scene of talking nonsense.However, Mr. Ugly is someone who has seen big scenes after all. He just froze for a second and immediately recovered. After all... As a member of the Arkham fan club, they are also committed to bringing Bruce Wayne and Batman together. The only fan whose identity has been split.Isn't it just talking nonsense with your eyes open?Sit down, it's just normal operation.

After thanking Superman, Lian Wei glanced at the clown who was sticking to him and looking up and down at Superman, silently slipped away from the wall, and waved without looking back as he walked: "I'll go back to the venue first. I'm looking for someone, you... take care."

Well, this can be said to be quite level, especially since Lian Wei hasn't turned his head yet, and his eyes haven't fallen on any of them at all.Therefore, Clark thought that Lian Wei was talking to him, and was even moved that Lian Wei, an ordinary person, was still thinking of him; and the clown also thought that Lian Wei was talking to him. After all, the person opposite him was Superman. Wido reminded him that it was not surprising.As for why Lian Wei returned to the venue, neither Superman nor the Joker thought much about it.For the clown, he doesn't care where Lian Wei wants to go, and he even welcomes Lian Wei to do things with him—even if it's his affairs, he doesn't mind.After all, in the eyes of the clown, the more chaos is the more interesting.

As for Clark... Lian Wei had already said before that he was going back to find his mentor, but now it seems that he should have been tripped by the clown just now.

Clark felt that he had to protect Lian Wei who "needed help", so he quickly stepped forward and inserted between Lian Wei and the clown, watching the clown warily.When Lian Wei heard Clark's footsteps, he couldn't help but pause. Superman shouldn't have footsteps - after all, his usual walking state has always been cautious and gentle, but now, even he can accurately He heard his footsteps under the interference of the sound of the chaotic venue nearby. It can be seen that he is still affected by kryptonite.Lian Wei couldn't help but frowned and clicked his tongue secretly, don't stand up bravely like this!Although he can probably understand a little bit of Superman's desire to use his own existence to deter Xiao Xiao, but-this time it is not an ordinary villain who is doing things!

Not to mention the clown, Batman dares to confront a ruthless person who is never afraid of death, and the other - Luthor, is a big boss who wants to confront Superman!Lian Wei could already foresee the situation where Superman would be KO'd as soon as he appeared.Lian Wei couldn't help but secretly sighed in his heart, this matter is very lame!Creatures like Kryptonians are powerful, but the disadvantages are still too obvious.However, he is still the boss of Zhenglian, so Lian Wei couldn't help but slow down for a while, thinking whether he should turn around and pull Superman away?

Just when Lian Wei was hesitating, he suddenly heard the clown's laughter suddenly sharpened behind him: "Since you're here, don't rush to leave! Seeing as you are always kicked out of Gotham by the little bat, why don't you leave?" Then, for the sake of coming back eagerly, why don't you stay and be with us~"

Lian Wei:? ! !

When Lian Wei realized the meaning of the clown's words, he quickly turned his head to look, but saw that Clark was already standing motionless with his back to him, and a hanging hanging with the Eye of Horus hanging from the clown's hand. Lian Wei stared at the swaying red eye for a while, and finally couldn't help striding forward, tilting his head to check Clark's situation—and when he saw Clark's absent-minded eyes, Lian Wei finally endured He couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise: "Is Superman's magic resistance so low?!" The corners of Lian Wei's mouth couldn't help twitching, although he knew that the ugly man opposite him was definitely a big boss he couldn't afford, but he Still couldn't help stretching out his hand to the clown and said, "Let me have a look at the necklace."

The clown is generous. After confirming that Superman has been controlled, he handed over the necklace to Lian Wei, and said with a smile, "The things the little prince gave are quite useful, but unfortunately he doesn't have time for this carnival." Come and see, what a pity~"

Hearing what the clown said, Lian Wei immediately guessed the source of this thing - Loki, the god of lies.He just said... the clown is an ordinary person, and he doesn't know how to hypnotize. How can he hypnotize Superman without even saying a word? The original reason is here-although the things given by the God of Lies are not necessarily artifacts, it is quite easy to deal with a superman who has been weakened by kryptonite and whose magic resistance is equal to zero.

Lian Wei looked at the necklace in his hand several times with a blank expression, but he still couldn't figure out why Superman was so easy to get tricked, so he raised the necklace in his hand and asked the clown in doubt: "How do you play this?"

The clown came up to him with a smile, pointed to the connected round buckle on the pendant of the necklace in Lian Wei's hand, and said, "Look, just press this, then put down the necklace and shake it, it will automatically hypnotize the first one who sees it." It’s human, although it’s a little boring, but it’s still a practical little toy.”

Hearing this, Lian Wei pressed the round button, put it on the pendant and shook it in front of Superman, only to find that his eyes only moved slightly, and then immediately changed back to that chaotic look. Lian Wei couldn't help turning his head and asking Said: "What's going on here?"

The clown shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "How would I know? The little prince didn't tell me how to get rid of it. Well, don't worry about these trivial things, maybe it won't work in a few days. Anyway, the little prince said this The necklace is just for pranking."

Yes, Lian Wei couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart for the prank of the god of mischief. However, in order to maintain his personality under the watchful eyes of the clown, Lian Wei showed a sudden lack of interest on his face. , throwing the necklace out with his backhand, and then pouted: "Is it so tasteless? It's quite boring, so what's your plan next? Chaos in the city? Fireworks party? Laughing story party? Don't tell me That’s it, don’t you think these methods are too old-fashioned?”

"Yeah! I think so too~ But, honey~ you have to be patient, why don't you try this dessert in front of you first?"

"Dessert?" Lian Wei couldn't help raising his eyebrows, following the clown's gaze and looking at Superman beside him.

I saw that the clown took out a mobile phone from nowhere and pressed it twice, then raised his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Superman, and laughed loudly: "Go! Destroy as much as you want! Go find other partners ~ Let's vent to our heart's content, let's vent your strength~ Let this city witness your strength and power~"

Before Lian Wei could realize what the clown did, he saw the clown striding past him, and at the same time, out of nowhere, he conjured up a funny little rabbit on his face, and said with a smile: " Be good~ Little William will go outside to taste the pre-dinner dessert first~ Don’t worry~ You won’t be able to leave anyway~ Besides, the dinner will be served soon~ You won’t be disappointed~ I’ll go find mine first Say hello from the little bat, don't miss the dinner by running around~"

Lian Wei:? ? ?

Before Lian Wei's mind turned around, Superman flew away in a flash, and revealed the bloody reality in front of him——I saw, at the other end of the empty corridor after Superman left, Batman was holding the necklace he just threw out in his hand, looking at him and the clown walking towards him with a smile on his face, with a cold and hard arc on his lips.

Lian Wei:! ! !dad!You listen to me explain!

Lian Wei was bathed in Batman's gaze towards class enemies, and his expression under the mask couldn't help but crack inch by inch, what should we do? !He was caught by Chaoying's father in a scene with Chaoying. Now, in the hearts of Zhenglian's great money leader, he is probably equated with the degree of danger of the clown!what to do? !Has he been made into a watch by Batman? !What's even more frightening is that the clown is still there!Should he immediately show his loyalty and clean himself up and then be hammered to death by the ugly master, or continue to play and be made into a watch by Batman with the ugly master?This is really a proposition!

Lian Wei vacillated for two seconds between being hammered to death by the ugly master and having his leg broken by Batman, and then decisively chose to continue pretending!At least Batman doesn't kill people!At most, I will be imprisoned in Arkham to be a companion with the fan group, and then escape with them next time. Anyway, Arkham’s guards are basically useless. Don’t you see the double-faced people, etc. The bosses are often sent in at night. I ran away the next morning, don't be cowardly!Just do it!Isn't it just pretending to be a fanatic?Who wouldn't!Anyway, he would rather go in and chat with the double-faced man than be bombarded by the ugly master now.Legs can break!People can't fall down!

Besides, Lian Wei felt that it might be too late for him to show his loyalty now, can't he see the necklace in Batman's hand?He said why he didn't hear the sound of landing when he threw the necklace just now. It turned out that he was caught by a big guy. It was really a beautiful job-what a ghost!At that point in time, he probably saw the scene of him holding the necklace dangling in front of Superman, coupled with the way Batman looked at him, Lian Wei felt that he should just wash up and sleep, it won't be white anymore!No Libaidiao brand can be washed for nothing!His favorability with Batman's father is over!

Lian Wei is now only thankful that Mr. Chou still has a bit of friendship with plastic netizens, and he still remembers to put on his vest and mask for him.Otherwise, Lian Wei couldn't imagine what it would be like if his true appearance was seen by Batman-but, having said that, he had already been seen by Batman when he helped Superman out of the venue, right?I don’t know if he turned around and took off his mask and pretended to ask three questions. I don’t know how likely it is that he can get away with it... To be honest, he thinks that he may not live to the day when he gets on a plane and flies out of Gotham...

Lian Wei shivered and clutched his vest tightly in his heart, but on the face, Lian Wei helped the mask on his face to make sure that it would not fall off suddenly, then Lian Wei tilted his head slightly, looked at the clown and Looking at Batman, he teased in an unusually brisk tone: "Wow~ It seems that J. Your dream lover is here~ Then I won't bother you guys to make out~ I want to taste what you prepared for me. How about a small dessert, and besides... J. Would you mind if I add a little spice to your dessert and dinner?"

"Of course not~ It's my honor that an excellent chef like you like L. is willing to give me advice~ However, I need to ask you to help me. After all, you also know that those roommates who live with me always Some of them can't remember the time when they play~ I don't want them to miss this main dish that I carefully prepared~" The clown complained without turning his head.

Lian Wei also laughed nervously twice, and responded with a cheerful tone: "No problem, I will remind them that dinner is served. bye~" Lian Wei walked briskly to the other side of the corridor.As for Batman standing on the other side of the meeting place - given him a thousand guts, he wouldn't dare to hang around in front of the bat at this time!It's true that Batman doesn't kill people, but he's not as delicate and soft as a clown!If he confiscated his hand and broke his neck, who would he turn to to justify it?A rookie must have the consciousness of a rookie.On this point, Lian Wei has always been very self-aware.

Sure enough, as Lian Wei expected, just as soon as he lifted his foot, Batman also moved. A row of bat darts flew towards him, and Batman himself rushed towards a car that suddenly started. He rushed towards him like a heavy tank.Thinking of the sore shoulder that was smashed by Superman just now, and looking at the rushing Batman, Lian Wei couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching, and his shoulders were aching. Reasonably, he felt that if he was hit by this sudden , Most of them have fractures all over their bodies!

However, even so, Lian Wei still did not dodge or evade, and unhurriedly pulled out a scalpel from the cuff of his suit, and jingled and bang separated Batman's bat dart. As for Batman himself—you are ugly Is it just a display?With the clown present, how could he allow his little bat to "make out" with other people?I saw that the clown's figure moved, and he brazenly met the rushing Batman. After the two collided with each other with a bang, they immediately fought into a ball.Lian Wei: Tsk, it hurts when I hear it.

However, after thinking about it, Lian Wei's footsteps never stopped, even after the bat dart was opened, he still waved his hand at Batman leisurely, and said with a smile: "Goodbye~ little~bat~bat~" Lian Wei: I'm very happy when I'm skinned. Now that the villain has been set up, it's useless. Although he can't sleep with Baby Bruce, he can tease Batman!Rounding off he's already married to Bruce Wayne!Life is complete!

However, what Lian Wei didn't expect was that in the next second, Batman, who was fighting with the clown, suddenly fixed his eyes on him like lightning, and a low hoarse voice, like that of a patient with throat cancer, suddenly sounded in the corridor: " ...the root of all evil? Mr. Mischief?"