[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

Faced with Batman's sudden change of expression, Lian Wei's heart can be said to be very innocent. What did he do wrong to just look at him like that?How about Baby Brucey, who was promised to be super sweet?Boss, do you remember that you didn't wear the Batman uniform?The eyes suddenly became so sharp, aren't you afraid of revealing your identity?Lian Wei felt as if countless arrows had been pierced into his body, a little painful, a little innocent, and a little blue thin mushroom.

Fortunately, he still likes him the most in Zhenglian, but he treats him like this the first time we meet?O man!If Lian Wei still remembers that he is holding his second favorite person in Zhenglian, Lian Wei doesn't guarantee that he can resist removing Batman from the list of male gods and throwing a ball at him. Superman... However, the reality is that even Wayne struggled to support Clark, let alone throw him to Batman, so it is impossible to remove him from the list of male gods. Who makes him the most sleepy What about one of them?For the sake of his sexy blue eyes he might as well forgive him.

In just two seconds, Lian Wei staged an [-]-episode series in his mind, and then, under Batman's gaze, the standard smirk on his face disappeared inch by inch, and then his eyes flicked calmly. Let him turn back.He still has to help Superman to change clothes!Now Batman is probably useless, although Nightwing of the Bat family can probably change into a bat suit to save the field, but this is a clown!Nightwing may not necessarily be the opponent of the Joker. What's more, as everyone knows, Gotham is Batman's territory. Even Nightwing, who is also a Batman, can only fly to Bludhaven solo after retiring as Robin.Therefore, even if Ye Yi came back to save the scene, it would take time to rush back from Bludhaven, not to mention, it was still unknown whether Ye Yi could deal with the clown.

Lian Wei was thinking casually while helping Clark into the safe passage, but that was all he was thinking about. After all, it was about his own safety. It would be abnormal if he didn't care at all.It's just that neither Batman nor the Joker are people who can figure out with common sense, and he is not sure how much his guess is right.However, just as Lian Wei still couldn't help recalling the fierce look Bruce gave him just now, Lian Wei couldn't help smacking his lips, tsk, the real murderer, but :) I just like this kind of spicy one.Think of the sun.jpg

Lian Wei, who was obsessed with sex, didn't look at the road at all, but even so, when Clark stopped, Lian Wei had to recover. "Huh? Why didn't you leave?" Although he didn't look at the road, Lian Wei still knew how far he had walked. After all, Clark was weak now, and he couldn't fly yet, so although he walked for a while , but they have just walked into the corridor now, and they haven't had time to take a few more steps.

However, Lian Wei's question did not get an answer from Clark. Instead, a crazy laugh came from the opposite side: "Ha! Look what I found? Two little mice trying to escape?"

Lian Wei raised his head calmly, and looked at the person opposite him who was dressed as a clown, with a pale face and exaggerated red lips stretched across his cheek. "He's not feeling well, I need to send him to rest." Lian Wei heard himself say so in a steady tone.

Wow!He even admired himself a little bit!Lian Wei thought silently, he never thought that one day he would talk to the clown like a normal person.Moreover, Lian Wei thought, now he finally understands why Batman's face became so ugly when he just looked at him. Going out of the corner, Batman can definitely see the clown standing at the corner of the corridor.Well, very good, it seems that his Batman can temporarily retain his status as a male god in his mind, although he was reluctant to fire him in the first place.

However, right now, what Lian Wei needs to consider the most is not Batman's problem, but the Joker who is standing in front of him now!Moreover, what makes Lian Wei even more troublesome is that now he not only has to face the clown opposite him, but also needs to worry about the superman who is weak because of kryptonite in his hand.Lian Wei could feel that Clark came back to his senses after he talked with the clown, trying to hide him behind him.However, weakly, he is no match for Lian Wei now.Lian Wei just pressed secretly, and the 200-pound Superman was abruptly pushed aside by him, and went face to face with the wall in a daze.

Clark:? ? ?

The clown couldn't help laughing when he saw the scene unfolding in front of him: "Interesting! You are not afraid of me." What he said was not a question, but an affirmation. Lian Wei was not afraid of him, he could tell that.Even though Lian Wei's actions showed an unusual solemnity and seriousness, it was vigilance, vigilance, and fear, except that there was no fear.This is rare~ The clown thought with a smile.

Clark was facing the wall, perhaps due to the slow thinking caused by weakness, he was still staring at the wall in a daze for the time being and did not turn his head immediately. The always omnipotent Superman obviously hasn't recovered from being beaten by a slender oriental man. I recovered from the accident that I pushed away with only one hand.

Lian Wei glanced at Clark quickly, and then gave the clown a nervous smile that was exactly the same as his: "You know, I'm a doctor, and I can't sit idly by watching someone get sick in front of me. So, let me take him there to rest, okay?"

Clark recovered after Lian Wei said these words to the clown and retracted his nervousness, and hurriedly staggered and turned around to look at Lian Wei: "You..." Are you okay?Of course, Clark did not forget to watch every move of the clown with vigilance. As for what Lian Wei said to the clown, Clark selectively ignored it. That was the clown!The Joker wouldn't be the Joker if he was really that easy to talk to!Batman doesn't need to worry about the Joker every time!For the clown who can cause his partner to suffer, and even make the second-generation Robin and Batman part ways, of course Superman must treat him most solemnly.After all, no one knows the power of Batman better than him, so he also knows the power of the Joker who can make Batman so painful.

However, what Clark didn't expect was that the corners of the mouth of the person opposite him, which had always barely grinned to the corners of the eyes, sank little by little in front of him. However, he showed a "bright" smile again in an instant.To be reasonable, if he didn't know that the weakness caused by kryptonite has no such side effects, Clark would have doubted whether he was too weak to be dazzled.But, in fact, just now, the clown's face was gloomy for a second, but then he laughed again, and then, like an English gentleman, he took a step back politely, bowed slightly, and extended his hand to salute. The British butler said to them: "Of course, you can go to the lounge from here, please follow me."

As he said that, like a conscientious butler, he raised his legs and walked in front of them to guide them.He even stopped and looked back at them when they didn't follow immediately.

Clark: ...B It seems that not only my eyes are not working well, but I even have hallucinations.

No matter how Clark feels that this world is a fantasy, anyway, Lian Wei, who had already guessed that he was [Arkham Outstanding Youth] as early as the clown's figure appeared on the screen, was already at peace. Wasn't it just a sudden change of face?Who stipulated that the clown must be crazy at any time?You know, the clown sometimes escapes from prison, waiting for the opportunity to trouble Batman, and even pretends to be an ordinary clown to go to the amusement park to give out balloons to children.Therefore, elusiveness is actually the clown's madness. As for the state of frenzy and madness, it is actually more of Batman's prerogative.

As for being afraid—let’s not talk about his personality, but just talk about his proficiency in [Arkham Outstanding Youth] on the Internet before, Lian Wei feels that he is about to lose his vest, which is definitely enough for the clown to send him to reincarnation for three thousand years It's not tiring all the time!So, don't worry if you have too much debt, big boss or something, if you hate too much, you will get used to it.

Moreover, in this case, the same kind pretending to be the other party obviously has a higher inventory.That's why Lian Wei made that face-changing move just now. Of course, there is no lack of him wanting to vent his greetings to this "magical" fate.

In short, anyway, at least until now, Lian Wei feels that his plan is going smoothly. Although the clown will personally send them off somewhat beyond his expectations, at least now he can take Superman away from Lu in a safe and sound manner. Thur's kryptonite.Moreover, judging from the clown's reaction just now, Lian Wei believes that the clown should follow his script - he already thinks he is his kind.And when one of the same kind is put together with a muscular man who looks sickly and pompous, the clown will obviously be more interested in the same kind.

Just as Lian Wei thought, most of the clown's eyes fell on him. As for Clark who was being supported by him——Clark thought silently, the clown's expression just now was contempt, right?So, he is so big but still needs Lian Wei's support, he looks very ugly, right?Even the clown can't stand it!

Clark: [Autism.jpg]

The group of three walked to the door of the lounge together in a weird atmosphere.

Lian Wei pushed open the door of the lounge, then pushed Clark, and said, "Go in and rest."

"Aren't you going in?" Although looking for an opportunity to change into a Superman uniform and go out to save the scene, Clark still grabbed Lian Wei's hand and frowned and asked, how could he let Lian Wei, an ordinary person, stay outside with the clown ? !That's too dangerous!What's more, Lian Wei helped him just now!How could he ignore it? !

However, what Clark didn't expect was that Lian Wei shook his head and rejected his proposal. Lian Wei easily took his hand off his wrist and said, "No, my mentor is still in the venue." Here, I'm going back to find him, you go in and rest quickly. Don't worry, he won't do anything to me, right?" As he said, Lian Wei's eyes fell on the clown.

The clown's eyes turned around between him and Clark with great interest, and finally nodded with interest under Clark's nervous eyes and Lian Wei's calm eyes, and even smiled: "Don't worry. I will take good care of him." It's~" If you don't look at the smile on his face that can scare people to death, if you just listen to the voice, you might think that he is just an ordinary kind-hearted person who helps, but seeing Lian Wei's resolute attitude and the clown's face is getting more and more serious. With a deepening smile, Clark gritted his teeth and whispered, "Be careful." Then he immediately got into the lounge, and the door slammed shut in front of their eyes.

"Wow~ your patient left you and ran away~" the clown exclaimed exaggeratedly.

Lian Wei raised his eyes and glanced at him, then turned around and wanted to walk towards the venue.Now that the character design is fucked, Lian Wei will not destroy the character design by himself. Although his original intention is not to attract the attention of any Chao Ying or Chao Reverse, but the unexpected situation of Superman is also unexpected by Lian Wei Well, since the clown has already been targeted, Lian Wei will naturally not bother to clean up the whitewashing, after all, super-reverse and super-ying are still different.Maintaining a certain personality in front of the super villain is not only conducive to saving his life when necessary, but also helps him to justify his betrayal. After all, he is crazy~ who knows when he will betray the water and create his wall in front of the villain The image of a neurotic is very helpful for him to protect himself in this chaotic world.Anyway, he is just a good law-abiding citizen who goes undercover for self-protection, and the Chaoying bosses will not misunderstand him... right?

Although it is very troublesome to do so, after all, what happened today has taught Lian Wei a good lesson - the plan can't keep up with the changes, if you don't make trouble, trouble will naturally come to you.Even this kind of trouble that has been foreseen for a long time cannot be avoided, which also makes Lian Wei fully realize that sitting and waiting for death is not an advisable way to deal with it.Therefore, in the short period of time after meeting the clown, Lian Wei's brain was running at high speed, and he quickly finalized the plan for the future—"J. I won't spend too much time on a patient~" Lian Wei With a sneer, he raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Lian Wei has always been good at controlling his facial expressions, but at this time he smiled like this, revealing a wicked sense of beauty.And his tone has also changed from the flat and calm before to a lazy tone with a slightly raised tail.

The clown couldn't help being slightly taken aback by Lian Wei's change, but the familiar address didn't make him stunned for too long. The light in his eyes brightened little by little, and the smile on his face changed instantly. It became the kind of fanaticism that can only be seen when facing Batman: "Little William?! God! I should have thought of it~ You didn't tell me in advance that you would come too?! Shit! If I had known earlier, I would have done it for You prepare a grander welcome ceremony! You can definitely make more interesting things in this boring city!"

Lian Wei curled his lips in disdain, leaned against the wall with his arms crossed, and smiled casually: "I won't stay in Gotham for a long time, this is your city, isn't it? You know, compared to your enthusiasm I prefer the feeling of playing with people's hearts. J. You are still so unprogressive~ How many times have I told you that only by giving him the heaviest pain can he remember you forever and even be with you Sinking." Although it's been a long time, Lian Wei's memory has always been good, and his online persona has always had his own set of secondary school aesthetics, and the clown was one of his communication partners back then.

Although the clown has his own fanaticism and persistence, it is undeniable that he was seriously influenced by Lian Wei's aesthetics, so although the clown couldn't help but glanced at the venue next door, he still walked forward with a smile He took a step closer to Lianwei's ear, sighing and expecting: "Look! Look! William! This is a grand carnival, a carnival of fear, although I prepared it for the little bat, but , trust me, you'll love it~"

Lian Wei raised his head slightly, calmly faced the horrified pale face, and looked into those eyes full of madness. Lian Wei's heart seemed to stop beating for a moment, but the corners of his lips curled up. Expectant smile: "Then... I will wait and see?"