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Chapter 44 Wedding Preparations
A few days after the recording of "Give You a Little Sweetness", Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu ushered in the next new task of "The Second Role" - the two officially cooperated and talked about a cross talk together.
According to the requirements of "Second Role", the two guests need to exchange occupations and experience each other's work. Therefore, in this cooperation, Yan Chao needs to work as a fan-favorite actor, and Zhou Chenyu naturally has a rare moment of teasing.
Although after more than a month of study and observation, Yan Chao has barely reached the level of a layman in cross talk from a complete novice at the beginning, but listening to a few times does not mean that he will be able to speak, let alone this performance, not only It will not only be recorded in the program, but also be tested by the live audience.
Teacher Xiaoyan, who has always pursued perfection in his work, couldn't help feeling a lot of pressure.
Zhou Chenyu always had that confident look: "It's okay, you're so talented, Master, I'll teach you a little bit, and you'll be fine."
Yan Chao smiled and said, "I hope you pay attention to your wording."
Zhou Chenyu: "Is there any problem with the master training the apprentice? Look at your mind is full of pornographic waste all day long."
Yan Chao: "It seems that you like Master and Apprentice very much."
Zhou Chenyu glanced at him, then suddenly put his hand on his shoulder, and said with a smile on his face: "You found out, brother, I still like to raise a little wolf dog."
Yan Chao poked off his paw expressionlessly: "I want to be a human being."
The two collaborated to talk about cross talk this time. Although they only talked about it once, which theme should be chosen for this episode made the program team worry about it.
According to Yan Chao's meaning, he prefers to write a piece of literature, that is, a joke based on narrative literary works, which is rich in knowledge and also has a lot of comedy plots.
It sounds very much in line with Yan Chao's usual gentle yet humorous style.
However, this idea was quickly rejected by the program group.
The reason is very simple. The cross talk is elegant, but not lively enough, and the jokes in the cross talk are also relatively old, so it is easy to be cold if you don't grasp it well.
Furthermore, cross talk pays attention to the four subjects of "speaking, learning, teasing, and singing". There is no content at all.
Therefore, the program group finally decided to let the two talk about leg work, perform roles in the drama, and also facilitate the demonstration of willow work (note: singing skills), so that the four homework can be easily taken up.
As soon as Yan Chao heard that he was going to talk about leg work, he couldn't help but have a bad premonition.
The reason is the same, there are too many husband and wife dramas in leg work, such as Guan Chenfeng and Jiang Chenchi's "Fenhe Bend", which is still lingering in Yan Chao's mind.
Zhou Chenyu, as a fan, usually plays the role of "husband", but when He Chenfeng plays "wife", his style is mainly funny. The two talk about leg work together, there are enough jokes, and the audience will not be so It's easy to think wrong.
But if it was Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu...
Yan Chao couldn't help imagining the way Zhou Chenyu winked at him wearing a headscarf, and then felt that he was not very well.
However, his bad premonition unfortunately became a reality.
The theme they finalized was "Oolong Courtyard".
The cross talk "Oolong Courtyard" comes from the opera "Sitting on a Building and Killing Xi". This story comes from "Water Margin". Zhang Wenyuan.After a series of conflicts and quarrels, Song Jiang couldn't bear it anymore and angrily killed Yan Xijiao.
... Such an ntr literature that turned against each other and killed his wife after being discovered cheating.
The ending was very bloody and violent.
In the cross talk "Oolong Courtyard", Dou and Ping are playing Yan Xijiao and Song Jiang respectively. Through the distorted singing of the Peking opera "Sitting on a Building and Killing Xi", a lot of jokes and comedy effects are produced.
Yan Chao couldn't help feeling in his heart that Yan Xijiao's flirtatious character was simply tailor-made for Zhou Chenyu.
In the past, due to his status as a fan, he could only tease the audience with his language, but his overall style was still dignified and steady.
However, letting him walk out from behind the small table this time is tantamount to removing the Five Fingers Mountain from Sun Wukong's body. Yan Chao couldn't imagine how Zhou Chenyu would let himself go.
Even if Zhou Chenyu only took out a tenth of the sloppy energy he had in front of Yan Chao in private, it would be enough to drive the audience crazy.
Yan Chao sighed silently, what he was afraid of would happen, Murphy's law was true.
Zhou Chenyu glanced at his gradually serious face, and said dissatisfiedly: "Please, this time I'll be funny and play your daughter-in-law. I'll take advantage of you, okay?"
Yan Chao curled his lips: "Who cares?"
After the book was finalized, the two came out of Universal Satellite TV's office building. Zhou Chenyu said that he would take Yan Chao to a certain place, but he didn't say where he was, claiming that he wanted to surprise Yan Chao.
Zhou Chenyu drove Yan Chao around in a car, but finally returned to Xia Qingyuan.
Yan Chao asked, "Why are you in such a hurry to rehearse?"
Zhou Chenyu shook his head mysteriously, and led him upstairs.
Along the way, I greeted a lot of staff in the garden, and the two came to the reception room in the backstage, only to see an old gentleman in simple and simple clothes sitting there.
Zhou Chenyu introduced to Yan Chao: "This is Master Li."
Taking a look at the soft ruler placed on the table by the other party, as well as this retro and elegant attire, Yan Chao immediately guessed that this is probably the master who usually custom-made coats for Zhou Chenyu and the others.
As the saying goes, "a good horse matches a good saddle", the horns and gowns in Liaofengxuan are all handmade.The requirements for the gown are very high, there must be no gaps in the shoulders, and the hidden pockets need to be cut obliquely, so a whole piece of cloth is used.From the cuffs to the button loops, every detail is exquisite.
And these hundreds of colorful gowns are all made by this skilled craftsman who is over [-] years old.
Yan Chao respectfully greeted Master Li, and after the three of them exchanged some pleasantries, Master Li took out a thick album, which showed the styles of coats he had made in the past.
In terms of style, in fact, the appearance is not too different, except for a few gowns with complicated embroidery patterns—usually Zhou Maoqin and his older generation gentlemen would only wear them on more formal occasions.Therefore, the hundreds of gowns in this booklet are mainly due to the difference in color.
Zhou Chenyu waved his hand and said boldly, "What color do you like? Pick whatever you want."
Although the actors of the younger generation wear similar styles of gowns, if you look closely, you will find that there are certain rules in the choice of colors according to their identities and ages.
Young actors usually wear bright colors and look cheerful and lively.Although Zhou Chenyu is not very old, He Chenfeng's status is there. The two are well-deserved pillars of Xia Qingyuan, and Zhou Chenyu is also the owner of the garden, so the two of them have always worn dark coats. Appears mature and steady.
So Yan Chao said: "The dark colors can be held, you can choose."
Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu gave him a surprised look: "Why do you have to have dark colors?"
Yan Chao asked, "Don't you usually wear dark clothes?"
Zhou Chenyu curled his lips: "It's necessary to wear it, and I usually wear it all the time, and I'm tired of wearing it. I'm a teenager in the blooming season, why can't I wear some nice colors?"
Yan Chao: "...Xiaoguan is a 17-year-old boy named Huaji, you are 25 this year, and you are old."
Zhou Chenyu: "What's wrong with Lao Caipi? Lao Caipi also has spring!"
Yan Chao asked helplessly, "Then what color do you want?"
Zhou Chenyu skillfully turned to a certain page of the booklet and showed it to Yan Chao: "It's almost Chinese New Year, wear something festive."
Yan Chao took a look, it was a good guy—Zhu Shahong.
Yan Chao glanced at him helplessly: "Are you going to get married?"
After he finished speaking, he regretted it, because based on his understanding of Zhou Chenyu, the other party would probably answer that he wanted to marry him in the next sentence.
Fortunately, Zhou Chenyu was not so shameless in front of Master Li at this time, he just looked at Yan Chao with ambiguous eyes, and raised his eyebrows at him by the way.
Yan Chao then looked away awkwardly, turned to Master Li and said, "Look at him, he's at this age, is it appropriate to wear such red clothes?"
Master Li chuckled and said: "Boss Zhou is still in his youth, and he always wears those gray and autumnal colors, so he feels aggrieved. This time, he finally has such an opportunity, so it will fulfill his wish."
Yan Chao didn't expect that Master Li would also follow Zhou Chenyu's strange idea, he couldn't help frowning, but his tone already showed a little concession: "...But this cinnabar red is a bit too red, right?"
Master Li nodded in agreement this time. He took the booklet, flipped through it twice, and showed it to the two of them: "What about this one?"
The color he chose was carmine red, which was much darker than the previous cinnabar red color, and it was a color between wine red and deep red, which made it look a lot more dignified.
Yan Chao still thought it was too red, but it was probably the deepest kind of red, so he had no choice but to turn around and ask Zhou Chenyu, "What do you think?"
When Zhou Chenyu saw him asking this question, she knew that he had already begun to compromise in his heart, and as if afraid that he would regret it, he hurriedly clapped his hands: "That's it!"
Master Li already had Zhou Chenyu's size at his place, and as soon as he finished measuring for Yan Chao, Zhou Chenyu couldn't wait to tell him: "Master Li, we are wearing this for the show, you must hurry up, if not, I will give you more." Would you like some overtime pay?"
"No way," Master Li waved his hands quickly, "Don't worry, owner, I will deliver it to you in three days, and I promise to be obedient."
When the two said this, Yan Chao couldn't help thinking that in a few days, he would have a cross talk with Zhou Chenyu, and the two would be wearing identical red coats, and they would still be acting in a husband and wife scene...
It just looks like a wedding scene.
Alas, cp fans are afraid that they will go crazy again for a long time.
According to the requirements of "Second Role", the two guests need to exchange occupations and experience each other's work. Therefore, in this cooperation, Yan Chao needs to work as a fan-favorite actor, and Zhou Chenyu naturally has a rare moment of teasing.
Although after more than a month of study and observation, Yan Chao has barely reached the level of a layman in cross talk from a complete novice at the beginning, but listening to a few times does not mean that he will be able to speak, let alone this performance, not only It will not only be recorded in the program, but also be tested by the live audience.
Teacher Xiaoyan, who has always pursued perfection in his work, couldn't help feeling a lot of pressure.
Zhou Chenyu always had that confident look: "It's okay, you're so talented, Master, I'll teach you a little bit, and you'll be fine."
Yan Chao smiled and said, "I hope you pay attention to your wording."
Zhou Chenyu: "Is there any problem with the master training the apprentice? Look at your mind is full of pornographic waste all day long."
Yan Chao: "It seems that you like Master and Apprentice very much."
Zhou Chenyu glanced at him, then suddenly put his hand on his shoulder, and said with a smile on his face: "You found out, brother, I still like to raise a little wolf dog."
Yan Chao poked off his paw expressionlessly: "I want to be a human being."
The two collaborated to talk about cross talk this time. Although they only talked about it once, which theme should be chosen for this episode made the program team worry about it.
According to Yan Chao's meaning, he prefers to write a piece of literature, that is, a joke based on narrative literary works, which is rich in knowledge and also has a lot of comedy plots.
It sounds very much in line with Yan Chao's usual gentle yet humorous style.
However, this idea was quickly rejected by the program group.
The reason is very simple. The cross talk is elegant, but not lively enough, and the jokes in the cross talk are also relatively old, so it is easy to be cold if you don't grasp it well.
Furthermore, cross talk pays attention to the four subjects of "speaking, learning, teasing, and singing". There is no content at all.
Therefore, the program group finally decided to let the two talk about leg work, perform roles in the drama, and also facilitate the demonstration of willow work (note: singing skills), so that the four homework can be easily taken up.
As soon as Yan Chao heard that he was going to talk about leg work, he couldn't help but have a bad premonition.
The reason is the same, there are too many husband and wife dramas in leg work, such as Guan Chenfeng and Jiang Chenchi's "Fenhe Bend", which is still lingering in Yan Chao's mind.
Zhou Chenyu, as a fan, usually plays the role of "husband", but when He Chenfeng plays "wife", his style is mainly funny. The two talk about leg work together, there are enough jokes, and the audience will not be so It's easy to think wrong.
But if it was Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu...
Yan Chao couldn't help imagining the way Zhou Chenyu winked at him wearing a headscarf, and then felt that he was not very well.
However, his bad premonition unfortunately became a reality.
The theme they finalized was "Oolong Courtyard".
The cross talk "Oolong Courtyard" comes from the opera "Sitting on a Building and Killing Xi". This story comes from "Water Margin". Zhang Wenyuan.After a series of conflicts and quarrels, Song Jiang couldn't bear it anymore and angrily killed Yan Xijiao.
... Such an ntr literature that turned against each other and killed his wife after being discovered cheating.
The ending was very bloody and violent.
In the cross talk "Oolong Courtyard", Dou and Ping are playing Yan Xijiao and Song Jiang respectively. Through the distorted singing of the Peking opera "Sitting on a Building and Killing Xi", a lot of jokes and comedy effects are produced.
Yan Chao couldn't help feeling in his heart that Yan Xijiao's flirtatious character was simply tailor-made for Zhou Chenyu.
In the past, due to his status as a fan, he could only tease the audience with his language, but his overall style was still dignified and steady.
However, letting him walk out from behind the small table this time is tantamount to removing the Five Fingers Mountain from Sun Wukong's body. Yan Chao couldn't imagine how Zhou Chenyu would let himself go.
Even if Zhou Chenyu only took out a tenth of the sloppy energy he had in front of Yan Chao in private, it would be enough to drive the audience crazy.
Yan Chao sighed silently, what he was afraid of would happen, Murphy's law was true.
Zhou Chenyu glanced at his gradually serious face, and said dissatisfiedly: "Please, this time I'll be funny and play your daughter-in-law. I'll take advantage of you, okay?"
Yan Chao curled his lips: "Who cares?"
After the book was finalized, the two came out of Universal Satellite TV's office building. Zhou Chenyu said that he would take Yan Chao to a certain place, but he didn't say where he was, claiming that he wanted to surprise Yan Chao.
Zhou Chenyu drove Yan Chao around in a car, but finally returned to Xia Qingyuan.
Yan Chao asked, "Why are you in such a hurry to rehearse?"
Zhou Chenyu shook his head mysteriously, and led him upstairs.
Along the way, I greeted a lot of staff in the garden, and the two came to the reception room in the backstage, only to see an old gentleman in simple and simple clothes sitting there.
Zhou Chenyu introduced to Yan Chao: "This is Master Li."
Taking a look at the soft ruler placed on the table by the other party, as well as this retro and elegant attire, Yan Chao immediately guessed that this is probably the master who usually custom-made coats for Zhou Chenyu and the others.
As the saying goes, "a good horse matches a good saddle", the horns and gowns in Liaofengxuan are all handmade.The requirements for the gown are very high, there must be no gaps in the shoulders, and the hidden pockets need to be cut obliquely, so a whole piece of cloth is used.From the cuffs to the button loops, every detail is exquisite.
And these hundreds of colorful gowns are all made by this skilled craftsman who is over [-] years old.
Yan Chao respectfully greeted Master Li, and after the three of them exchanged some pleasantries, Master Li took out a thick album, which showed the styles of coats he had made in the past.
In terms of style, in fact, the appearance is not too different, except for a few gowns with complicated embroidery patterns—usually Zhou Maoqin and his older generation gentlemen would only wear them on more formal occasions.Therefore, the hundreds of gowns in this booklet are mainly due to the difference in color.
Zhou Chenyu waved his hand and said boldly, "What color do you like? Pick whatever you want."
Although the actors of the younger generation wear similar styles of gowns, if you look closely, you will find that there are certain rules in the choice of colors according to their identities and ages.
Young actors usually wear bright colors and look cheerful and lively.Although Zhou Chenyu is not very old, He Chenfeng's status is there. The two are well-deserved pillars of Xia Qingyuan, and Zhou Chenyu is also the owner of the garden, so the two of them have always worn dark coats. Appears mature and steady.
So Yan Chao said: "The dark colors can be held, you can choose."
Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu gave him a surprised look: "Why do you have to have dark colors?"
Yan Chao asked, "Don't you usually wear dark clothes?"
Zhou Chenyu curled his lips: "It's necessary to wear it, and I usually wear it all the time, and I'm tired of wearing it. I'm a teenager in the blooming season, why can't I wear some nice colors?"
Yan Chao: "...Xiaoguan is a 17-year-old boy named Huaji, you are 25 this year, and you are old."
Zhou Chenyu: "What's wrong with Lao Caipi? Lao Caipi also has spring!"
Yan Chao asked helplessly, "Then what color do you want?"
Zhou Chenyu skillfully turned to a certain page of the booklet and showed it to Yan Chao: "It's almost Chinese New Year, wear something festive."
Yan Chao took a look, it was a good guy—Zhu Shahong.
Yan Chao glanced at him helplessly: "Are you going to get married?"
After he finished speaking, he regretted it, because based on his understanding of Zhou Chenyu, the other party would probably answer that he wanted to marry him in the next sentence.
Fortunately, Zhou Chenyu was not so shameless in front of Master Li at this time, he just looked at Yan Chao with ambiguous eyes, and raised his eyebrows at him by the way.
Yan Chao then looked away awkwardly, turned to Master Li and said, "Look at him, he's at this age, is it appropriate to wear such red clothes?"
Master Li chuckled and said: "Boss Zhou is still in his youth, and he always wears those gray and autumnal colors, so he feels aggrieved. This time, he finally has such an opportunity, so it will fulfill his wish."
Yan Chao didn't expect that Master Li would also follow Zhou Chenyu's strange idea, he couldn't help frowning, but his tone already showed a little concession: "...But this cinnabar red is a bit too red, right?"
Master Li nodded in agreement this time. He took the booklet, flipped through it twice, and showed it to the two of them: "What about this one?"
The color he chose was carmine red, which was much darker than the previous cinnabar red color, and it was a color between wine red and deep red, which made it look a lot more dignified.
Yan Chao still thought it was too red, but it was probably the deepest kind of red, so he had no choice but to turn around and ask Zhou Chenyu, "What do you think?"
When Zhou Chenyu saw him asking this question, she knew that he had already begun to compromise in his heart, and as if afraid that he would regret it, he hurriedly clapped his hands: "That's it!"
Master Li already had Zhou Chenyu's size at his place, and as soon as he finished measuring for Yan Chao, Zhou Chenyu couldn't wait to tell him: "Master Li, we are wearing this for the show, you must hurry up, if not, I will give you more." Would you like some overtime pay?"
"No way," Master Li waved his hands quickly, "Don't worry, owner, I will deliver it to you in three days, and I promise to be obedient."
When the two said this, Yan Chao couldn't help thinking that in a few days, he would have a cross talk with Zhou Chenyu, and the two would be wearing identical red coats, and they would still be acting in a husband and wife scene...
It just looks like a wedding scene.
Alas, cp fans are afraid that they will go crazy again for a long time.
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