lips and teeth play

"Wow--"

"I just told Master not to ride the roller coaster! Now Hun'er has been hooked away! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

In the ward, Yan Chao raised his hand to wipe the tears off Xiao Bingtang's face: "Master's soul has not been snatched away, he just fell asleep and woke up soon."

"My brother lied to me... the master has no soul... I will become a fool from now on..."

Yan Chao looked at the crying child in front of him, and said helplessly, "He's just a fool."

"...Damn, I almost died, can you save me some blessings?"

Zhou Chenyu on the hospital bed opened his eyes weakly as if he had been summoned by some kind, and let out a weak complaint.

"You also know that you almost died?" Yan Chao stood up from his chair, his voice already filled with anger, "How dare you ride a roller coaster even if you have a fear of heights? You really don't take your life seriously. ?”

Zhou Chenyu just sat up from the bed, and after being scolded by him, his already dazed expression froze for a second.

Seeing that Xiao Bingtang had already pounced on him: "Master! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Zhou Chenyu was frightened and funny at the same time. After a while, he touched Xiao Bingtang's head and comforted him: "It's still there, don't cry."

Realizing that his attitude towards a patient just now was too fierce, Yan Chao felt a little embarrassed, and his tone slowed down a bit: "...how do you feel now?"

Zhou Chenyu stuck out her tongue: "Thanks to you, I'm not dead yet."

The director outside the ward heard the noise inside and rushed over. Seeing Zhou Chenyu woke up, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Boss Zhou, you are really going to scare us to death. Your fear of heights is not serious. If something goes wrong in our program, how can we bear it..."

"I'm sorry, director," Zhou Chenyu said shamelessly, "I didn't know I had a fear of heights before, otherwise I wouldn't be dragging Xiaoyan on the roller coaster."

When Yan Chao heard his words, he couldn't help being furious: "Brother, you have lived for 25 years, and you don't even know that you have a fear of heights?"

Before Zhou Chenyu could answer, Xiao Bingtang burst into tears again: "Don't kill my master! Wow——"

Yan Chao had no choice but to bend down and wipe his tears again: "...Little Ancestor, can I be wrong? Don't cry."

The director looked at them, then looked at Zhou Chenyu, and said with some embarrassment: "Boss Zhou, you see that you have recovered almost in a while, post a Weibo to report that you are safe? This trending search is also on, and all your fans In the passionately insulting program group..."

"On the trending search?"

Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu said in surprise in unison.

The director nodded without saying a word: "Yes, after all, there was a lot of traffic in the amusement park at that time, and Teacher Xiaoyan was able to sprint at such a speed of [-] meters, the scene was quite spectacular..."

Hearing this sentence, Zhou Chenyu turned his head and gave Yan Chao a subtle look.

Yan Chao grinned, feeling mmp in his heart.

If it wasn't for the fact that the sand sculpture was dying, why would he be so excited!

He sits calmly... Ahh, what a calm and overbearing boss image!It was all ruined by Zhou Chenyu, an idiot!

I heard Zhou Chenyu say to the director: "Okay, I'll post it right away, I'm so sorry."

The director waved his hand, walked out of the ward door, and went to report to the worried staff outside that he was safe.

As soon as he left, the only sound left in the ward was Xiao Bingtang's sniffling sound from time to time, and the air fell into an extremely embarrassing atmosphere for a while.

Yan Chao was in a hurry all night before he had time to open Weibo to watch the news.

Hot search first:

"Zhou Chenyu fainted on a roller coaster".

@xx前线: Today, a passer-by ran into Yan Chao and Zhou Chenyu who were recording "Give You a Little Sweetness" at an amusement park. The two young brothers with high looks were on the show with a small rock candy. I didn't expect to be riding a roller coaster. At that time, Brother Chen Yu fainted unexpectedly, which shocked Mr. Wuli Xiaoyan. With the speed of thunder and the jingle of bells, a princess hugged Brother Chen Yu and sent him to the ambulance [cover face]... I hope Shen Yu All is well, fish brother!

...absolutely.

Yan Chao looked at the unconscious dick in the small video on Weibo, and the windy man who ran with him, and for a moment didn't know who to love.

He opened the comment section with nervousness.

"Although I know it shouldn't be...but this is too funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Look how scared Xiao Yan is, hahahahahaha, you can go to the Olympics at this speed, hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Suddenly got Wuli Xiaoyan's boyfriend Li! Little wolf dog, I can 1551!"

"Hug this beautiful princess! awsl! Szd!"

"Is there something wrong in the comment section? Zhou Chenyu is still lying in the hospital, and he can still be heartless hahaha? And the stinky cpg came here to find a sense of existence? Are the human blood steamed buns delicious? [hehe]"

"I didn't check the physical condition of the guests in advance and let them go on the roller coaster. This is the first time I have seen a program group that can't even guarantee the personal safety of the guests. Reese. [Smiling]"

"But it's really funny, 23333, and if your elder brother refuses to go on the roller coaster, can the show crew force him to go on it?"

"I know this question. It's because Yan Chao forced their master brother to record a show and go on the roller coaster. Fish fans will always use this kind of rhetoric."

"Brother Chen Yu, if you are kidnapped, you will faint!"

"xswl, is this some roller coaster forced love fest?"

……

Seeing that the comment area was once again pinched, and there were all sorts of messy attributes of pink and black, just as Yan Chao exited from the trending search interface in a bad mood, a special attention reminder popped up on Weibo.

@周晨瑜: Thanks to the roller coaster for helping me trigger a mental illness with an incubation period of 25 years, thanks to Teacher Xiaoyan for sending me to the psychiatric department in time, and thanks to the program team for helping me identify my illness! PS: The roller coaster is what I want to play on my own. I haven’t been kidnapped, but I can wink with you, and it’s okay to faint [shy]

The accompanying picture is a picture of Xiao Bingtang sleeping soundly in the car this morning. She looks almost dizzy, which is quite appropriate for the occasion.

Presumably it was also to protect Yan Chao and the program crew, Zhou Chenyu never relentlessly beat himself up.

Yan Chao thought for a moment, and left him a comment: "It's really very sick [smile]"

After refreshing again, the comment area has skyrocketed to thousands of posts. There are passers-by hahaha, fans chirping, and countless girls who have had an affair are howling "Shen Yuluoyan szd".

In the extremely quiet ward, the two faced each other, and after a silent exchange on the Internet, Yan Chao finally put down his phone and sighed: "You're really good."

Zhou Chenyu glanced at him, and said with a sly smile: "You are even better, if it wasn't for watching the video, I wouldn't believe you have such strong motor cells."

Yan Chao said angrily, "Didn't you scare me? I thought you had a heart attack!"

After finishing speaking, he realized something, immediately turned his head, and said to Little Bingtang beside him: "Don't cry, he is not a fierce person!"

Xiao Bingtang was just about to howl, but when he interrupted her so suddenly, her hot tears got stuck in the middle, and she choked back abruptly.

Looking at the two of them, Zhou Chenyu couldn't help laughing.

After a long while, he asked again: "Hey, you were running so fast while holding me in your arms, is it because your potential was stimulated in times of crisis?"

Yan Chao said with a smile on his face, "I'm not too angry when I'm aroused."

Zhou Chenyu: "Why are you so fierce? Hug me so tightly, I don't blame you for taking advantage of me."

Yan Chao: "...I should have just thrown you off the roller coaster."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a Weibo notification sound from the two people's mobile phones at the same time.

The two bowed their heads tacitly again. Yan Chao opened Weibo and saw that it was He Chenfeng who left a comment for Zhou Chenyu:

“@那晨燕: Thanks to Little Swallow’s timely rescue, I look forward to the fifth elder brother’s safe return home [shy]”

...Yan Chao was convinced.

Brother!Your younger brother has already entered the psychiatric department, you haven't forgotten to take CP yet!

How could these senior brothers bully him, an honest man, one after another?

He glanced resentfully at Little Bingtang beside him: "Your father and your master don't have any good things."

Xiao Bingtang stared at him blankly for two seconds, blinking her big eyes back and forth several times.

In the next second, the tear that he had just suppressed just now spewed out like a flood that had been unloaded:

"Wow--"