lips and teeth play

Zhou Chenyu smiled shamelessly: "No need, you have everything I have.

Yan Chao sighed helplessly.

He was really convinced.

Iron clothes.

He didn't bother to talk to Zhou Chenyu any more, and got up from the bed with a dark face. As soon as he turned on his phone, a new message alert automatically popped up on Weibo.

...Why the fuck is Zhou Chenyu the lingering ghost?

Zhou Chenyu: When two vases meet, who touches the porcelain? [喵喵]//The official Weibo of the second role: When a comedian and a celebrity host exchange jobs in a variety show, what kind of sparks will they have when they "talk on the same stage"?Zhou Chenyu Yan Chao

Yan Chao:? ? ?

Of course he knew that Zhou Chenyu was ordered by the crew to claim the official Weibo as a matter of routine, but the sentence he forwarded...

Brother, you can just laugh at yourself, why are you bringing someone else along?

Who wants to make a vase with you!

Okay, know you're kidding, but do we know each other well?

We've only known each other for a day, okay?

It's not that Yan Chao is small-minded, Zhou Chenyu said this in private, he wouldn't care at all.

The problem is that Yan Chao knows very well that both he and Zhou Chenyu have a lot of fans. Yesterday the program team suddenly posted such a two-person official announcement. The fans of both parties must have been taken aback at first, and then began to mutter to each other:

What should I do, my brother is going to go on a variety show and get fired for cp with other men, I don’t know how it will treat my family, will he post/tie up/hype/frame/smear my brother?What to do so worry...

As a variety show host who has always been at the forefront of Internet culture, Yan Chao knows exactly how much he cares about the little girls in the fan circle.

In this situation where the two have not shown a good diplomatic relationship in front of the public, Zhou Chenyu posted such an unobtrusive Weibo, and pointed out the most sensitive black spots of the fans of the two, it is simply...

I'm afraid the fans won't be able to fight.

If it wasn't for Yan Chao who was already familiar with Zhou Chenyu's character, if someone else did this, Yan Chao would have silently complained in his heart that he was a coquettish bitch with a scheming whore.

He sighed, and silently opened Zhou Chenyu's Weibo comments.

Across the front row of a few accusations such as "Brother rushes the duck", the latest comments are indeed full of smoke.

"wjby, if you want to make a vase so much, you can just do it yourself. Is there anything wrong with taking someone else along?"

"Pillar of Huanyu Satellite TV, let me know about the 23-year-old gold medal mc? If you say that others are vases, let's see what achievements you have [hehe]" What achievements can a vase hold? cry]"

"Is there something wrong with Yan Fan? We are a little bitch who talks about cross talk and dare not touch porcelain nili Tianchao's number one mc, please let me go [呲牙]"

"We Xiao Zhou are just joking, can your family stop being poked into a lung tube so easily?"

"Running to someone else's Weibo to make a splash, the way Yan Fan flirts around is disgusting [呲牙]"

"Oh my god, steaming and cooking will end the connotation in person, and fish powder can still say that we are flirting? The sisters who can talk about cross talk are different, they really can turn black and white! [like]"

……

Yan Chao felt dizzy after reading a few articles, and everything was going exactly as he expected.

He couldn't help looking at Zhou Chenyu who was sitting in the living room. He was careless anyway, and Yan Chao didn't bother to turn the corner with him, so he asked him directly, "Did you post your Weibo by yourself?"

Zhou Chenyu raised his head, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Otherwise? Could it be you who sent it to me?"

Sure enough, it seemed that his team didn't have the brains to manage Weibo for him at all.

Yan Chao sighed: "That Weibo post of yours is too obscure."

Zhou Chenyu smiled when he heard the words: "Really? Then you don't always call me that in the lounge, it's a courtesy."

Yan Chao didn't expect that he still remembered the time in the lounge, and he was even more speechless in his heart.

Then I heard Zhou Chenyu say again: "Isn't everyone just joking, you really take it to heart?"

Yan Chao shook his head helplessly: "It doesn't matter whether I take it to heart or not, what matters is whether others take it to heart or not. Didn't you see the comment on your Weibo?"

"I really haven't watched it." Hearing what he said, Zhou Chenyu touched his phone, intending to check his Weibo comments.

Yan Chao hurriedly stopped him: "It's fine, fine, don't read it."

Fighting and fighting everywhere, not to mention the unsightly pictures, so many messy fan circle language, forgive him for not being able to understand.

Zhou Chenyu put down the phone graciously: "It's just right, every time I read the comments, I get dizzy."

Yan Chao lowered his head and swiped Weibo again. Fortunately, it wasn't long after Zhou Chenyu posted the post just now, and the fans on both sides were only talking about it on a small scale.

For the current plan, only by Yan Chao personally taking away Zhou Chenyu's sand sculpture can the flames of war that are about to ignite be temporarily quelled.

Yan Chao thought for a while, and reposted Zhou Chenyu's Weibo.

Yan Chao: cei is together [doge]//Zhou Chenyu: The two vases meet together, who will touch the porcelain? [喵喵]//The official Weibo of the second role: When a cross talk actor and a celebrity host switch careers in a variety show, what kind of sparks will they have when they "talk on the same stage"?Zhou Chenyu Yan Chao

Inexplicably, he was made into a vase by others, and it's fine if he can't go back, but he still has to take the initiative to claim this name and help this person regain his respect.

With such a guest on the show, Yan Chao felt bitter.

Zhou Chenyu's casual voice came from next to my ear: "But isn't that my own Weibo, why do you care what others say?"

It sounded very reasonable, but Yan Chao was speechless for a while.

All right, this sand sculpture is not afraid of being scolded, but the business cp must be a bit of a business cp sub!

As soon as Yan Chao posted this Weibo, the flames of war in the comment area subsided quite a bit in an instant.

But the two sides got married so soon, and fans realized that the two are about to fry CP, and a bigger fight is inevitable in the future.

Zhou Chenyu raised his head, looked at Yan Chao's helpless expression, and finally realized something: "Did I say you are a vase, and your fans are angry?"

Yan Chao sighed: "Your fans are not small."

Zhou Chenyu said, "But didn't I praise you for your good looks?"

Yan Chao looked at him with a serious expression, it didn't seem like he was joking, it was simply unbelievable: "Do you still think vase is a compliment?"

Not to mention the word "vase", every time Yan Chao sees others brag about his "beauty in prosperity", he feels a little delicate.

As a host, as long as the facial features are correct, in the final analysis, you rely on your mouth, not your face.

The more people praise you for your good looks, the more it proves from the side that your own business ability is not so good, at least it does not match your appearance.

And crosstalk actors not only need to rely on their mouths, but also need to be able to make fun, so they should be less burdened by idols than hosts.People like Zhou Chenyu have too good-looking faces, so when they are funny, it is inevitable that they are not so funny, and the comedy effect is easily discounted.

What's more, he is still a flatterer, and he doesn't talk much. Standing behind the table, others only look at his face, and it is inevitable to be ridiculed as a "vase".

Therefore, Yan Chao took it for granted that Zhou Chenyu must have hated the fact that he was ridiculed by the whole network as a "flower vase".

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu said: "Whether it's talking about cross talk or being a host, in our business, isn't it for Bo Jun's smile in the final analysis? It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it makes the audience happy and likes you, isn't it you? What's the matter?"

Yan Chao looked at him in astonishment, only to see that he was still smiling indifferently, making Yan Chao unable to refute for a rare moment.

Yan Chao was silent for a while, and decided to skip the unharmonious episode of getting up early in the morning. As soon as he walked to the living room, he saw Zhou Chenyu pouted in the direction of the dining table: "Breakfast is ready, it was just delivered, Eat it while it's hot."

Yan Chao was stunned for a moment, thinking that this roommate owed him a little, but he was quite considerate.

He subconsciously glanced at the configuration of soy milk and fried dough sticks on the table. He was indeed a native of Beijing, and he never changed his taste wherever he went.

I saw Zhou Chenyu sitting opposite him: "How about it, brother, am I very virtuous?"

Yan Chao looked at him helplessly: "Isn't it good for you to be a normal person?"

Zhou Chenyu poured him a bowl of soy milk, and muttered, "I'm so young and lifeless all day long, I'm not normal if I joke with you."

Yan Chao sighed: "Aren't you tired of making so many jokes on stage every day?"

Just as the best comedians are secretly depressed, so people in this line of work are actually somewhat split personalities.On stage, one has to keep a smile on his face at all times and be responsible for making everyone happy. After a long time, he will always be tired. Therefore, when he is off stage, his personality will inevitably be autistic, too lazy to talk, and he doesn't like to play around.

This is not the fault of Yan Chao alone, the colleagues around him are basically like this. In front of the camera is Yan Yan, a lively and cheerful big star.

He took it for granted that cross talk actors were similar, but he didn't expect that Zhou Chenyu, at least on stage, was still playing tricks, but offstage there was only skin left.

Yan Chao couldn't help wondering whether this person had grown 25 years old, but actually only had the IQ of 15 years old.

Just heard Zhou Chenyu say: "If a person doesn't even bother to joke in life, how miserable is life."

When he said this, the tails of those peach-blossom eyes lifted lightly, showing a careless and frivolous smile, which involuntarily made Yan Chao's heart move slightly.

Yan Chao stared at the person in front of him in a daze. For a moment, he felt for the first time that what this sand sculpture said had some truth.