lips and teeth play

Yan Chao took a deep breath, restraining his urge to scold his mother: "...I didn't mean this question.--"

As he said that, he tried to maintain a calm expression: "Selling rot is a very sensitive issue, and we are going to star in a variety show, so you won't be able to pass the trial like this."

"That's not enough?" Zhou Chenyu curled his lips, "We said that the stage of cross talk is a hundred times better than this rio."

...Well, this person also knows a rio.

Everyone is straight, you rio you horse!

Yan Chao: "Aren't you afraid that fans will take it seriously?"

Zhou Chenyu was even more puzzled: "We are both men, how could someone take two men seriously? Isn't this a quarrel!"

Yan Chao seemed to hear the voice echoing in his ears:

Well, after one radar detection, this person is a straight man.

Damn, the second radar detection is completed, this person is not only a straight man, but also a big idiot among straight men.

It is said that gays have gay Da, but Yan Chao only found out today that, as a straight man, he also has a straight man Da.

Scared of straight men.

After the meeting and the makeup photo shoot, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and the day's work was officially over.

Tomorrow the show will officially start recording. According to the program flow, the daily work and private communication between each group of guests will be recorded in the show, so the two are arranged to live in the same standard room in the hotel. The camera in the room It records footage of the two people's lives.

Yan Chao has recorded countless variety shows, and this is not the first time he has seen such a shooting technique, and it has long been familiar to him.Although there is no script in the private space under the hotel camera, the two guests will get along more or less according to the cp personality set arranged by the program group, which everyone tacitly agrees with each other.

But when he thought that his roommate was Zhou Chenyu, Yan Chao felt a headache for the first time.

The program team suddenly parachuted a new guest, and found out that the new guest is an idiot, and he is going to live with this idiot tonight...

Yan Chao really couldn't believe that all this happened in one day.

It's just too magical.

Fortunately, it was getting late tonight, so Zhou Chenyu didn't have too much time to get sick.

Yan Chao did not expect that Zhou Chenyu looked like a Korean cool guy on the outside, but he was quite an old artist in his living habits. When he returned to the hotel at night, he would go to bed on time after taking a shower.

And Yan Chao, as a young Internet addict, of course couldn't live the life of an old man with him, so after turning off the lights, he was still swiping his phone in the dark.

He glanced at Zhou Chenyu who fell asleep at the speed of light on the opposite bed, and involuntarily clicked on a certain video website.

In the future, he will be recording a variety show with the legendary trash vase Benping, and he really can't help but want to see how bad the crosstalk is with this vase that everyone has been criticizing.

As expected of a very popular combination of cross talk partners, He Chenfeng and Zhou Chenyu's cross talk screen recordings have tens of millions of views.

Yan Chao never listened to cross talk, so naturally he didn't understand these various titles, so he habitually clicked on the one that was ranked first.

The definition of the video is very high. Under such a lens, Zhou Chenyu's prosperous beauty is still beautiful in 360 degrees without dead ends.

Yan Chao was used to seeing Zhou Chenyu in private clothes, but now he suddenly changed into a long gown and coat, which was rather strange.

I have to admit, it's kinda nice.

Even though he was standing behind the table, only his upper body was exposed, and he didn't perform much acting, but he couldn't hide his suave and suave temperament.

So much so that Yan Chao just stared at the person standing behind the table, and nearly a minute passed.

By the time he noticed the content of the cross talk itself, the audience in the audience had already laughed so hard that they couldn't help themselves.

He finally understood why everyone said Zhou Chenyu was a vase.

But the vase is so beautiful that it attracts the attention of the audience. Is it the fault of the vase?

Yan Chao had no choice but to drag the video to the beginning, and watch their performance seriously from the beginning.

Although it was the first time for him to watch this kind of non-television cross talk video, as a host who also relied on his mouth for food, he could see a little way.

He Chenfeng is indeed a very good comedian. His appearance is placed in the entertainment industry. Although he is not very handsome, he is more upright and pleasing to the eye than ordinary people. He is neither tall nor short, and his body is neither fat nor thin. In short, he is the kind of young man who is not difficult to see in life.

But he excels in his first-class acting skills, he doesn't say what he looks like, and all kinds of cute little expressions greatly enrich the comedy effect.

Looking at Zhou Chenyu next to him, he changed the sand sculpture impression he had left on Yan Chao all day.

Although as a fan, there are not many opportunities to perform, but his typhoon is extremely calm, and he can always smoothly catch He Chenfeng at the best time when he shakes his burden. Again and again.

... Who said he was a vase?Isn't this a burden that is also quite loud?

The two sang together, so that people often wondered whether the jokes on the stage were prepared in advance or played on the spot.

In short, no matter which one it is, it can convey the tacit cooperation between the two, which can be called a match made in heaven.

Although Yan Chao only saw this point, he already realized that Zhou Chenyu was called a "vase" on the Internet, and there was a lot of embarrassing meaning in it.

In fact, this has always been the case. Most Internet trolls don't even know your professional level at all. With just a pair of keyboards, three people can become tigers, and turn into a mockery of the entire Internet.

Yan Chao confessed for three seconds that he had believed the Internet rumors and spread them.

He watched and watched, the more he watched, the more he relished it, and then he was surprised to find that the cross talk in the small theater could be so novel and interesting after stepping off the TV, completely breaking his inherent impression of cross talk.

So much so that when the next burden was opened in the video, Yan Chao couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Then I saw Zhou Chenyu on the opposite bed turned over.

Yan Chao was startled, and quickly took off his earphones.

He took advantage of the faint moonlight outside the window to observe carefully, but fortunately, the other party still had his eyes closed and seemed to be in a deep sleep.

Yan Chao couldn't help staring at Zhou Chenyu's sleeping face, and saw that his face was more angular under the reflection of the moonlight. It wasn't the sloppy look in the daytime, nor the look of looking forward to God in the video, but a quiet and comfortable look. It looks good.

It's a pity that when he thought of the awkward way he spoke, Yan Chao felt that the filter of any handsome man would collapse in an instant.

It would be great if Zhou Chenyu could be as quiet as a chicken and be a vase with him on variety shows.

However, it was obviously impossible for Zhou Chenyu to be quiet.

Yan Chao put on the earphones again, only to realize that he forgot to press the pause button just now, and the progress bar in the video has gone more than halfway.

I heard He Chenfeng say to Zhou Chenyu who was on the side: "...I went to your house, but you were not there. It was your wife who opened the door."

Zhou Chenyu asked in surprise, "My wife? Why haven't I seen her before? Where is my wife?"

In an instant, the voices of hundreds of fans sounded from the audience: "Here it is!"

Zhou Chenyu blinked his eyes at the audience very cooperatively, and there was a burst of "噫——" in the audience.

He Chenfeng pointed to the audience: "Hey, I have so many siblings, are you busy?"

Zhou Chenyu said to the audience without blushing, "Don't rush, don't rush, you sisters line up and come one by one."

There was a burst of laughter in the audience.

He Chenfeng smiled and pointed at Zhou Chenyu: "We, Xiaoyu, are famous for getting seven times a night."

Zhou Chenyu looked at him calmly: "What did you try?"

With a "snap", Yan Chao's hand trembled, and the phone hit his face directly.

... This person is a bit too shameless, right? ? ?

If another traffic niche, such as Yan Chao himself, drove a car, teased fans, and sold rot on such a large scale, wouldn't he be blackened?

Sure enough, cross talk actors cannot be restrained by the general standards of the entertainment industry.

It turned out that Zhou Chenyu was right, he had really restrained himself a lot in variety shows.

I don't know if he was brainwashed by Zhou Chenyu's cross talk, Yan Chao even heard Zhou Chenyu's lingering "wife" in his sleep.

When he opened his eyes wearily again early the next morning, he happened to see Zhou Chenyu standing beside his bed.

It took him three seconds to realize that the "wife" just now was not a dream.

Yan Chao sat up from the bed with a "swish": "Who is your name?"

Zhou Chenyu gave him a wink: "Isn't it just the two of us in this room?"

It was obviously a normal room allocation, but when it got into his mouth, it became inexplicably erotic, Yan Zhao said angrily, "You must be sick!"

Zhou Chenyu curled his lips: "Didn't your program group say you want to fire CP?"

Yan Chao's annoyance on waking up remained undiminished: "It's not business hours now, who are you firing for?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "The middle of the night is not the business hours, and I don't know who is hiding under the covers and peeking at other people talking about cross talk."

...Fuck!

For the first time in Yan Chao's life, he felt an urge to die with the other party: "You saw you and pretended to be asleep!"

"I just want to see your reaction." Zhou Chenyu looked at him ambiguously, "I never thought that hearing me call you daughter-in-law would be fun for a long time. Since you like it, I will call you that every day from now on."

Yan Chao scolded: "I like a fart! Are you sick?"

Zhou Chenyu laughed out loud: "I'm kidding, but why are you so funny? Do you need to be sneaky to see me talking about cross talk? Those who don't know think you are watching GV."

Yan Chao: "...you acted?"

"I was discovered by you," Zhou Chenyu continued to laugh, "Isn't the other heroine you?"

Yan Chao: "...Zhou Chenyu, you must be sick."

Zhou Chenyu pouted helplessly: "In 5 minutes, you have scolded me three times for this sentence."

Yan Chao: "Statement of the facts is not a curse, thank you."

Zhou Chenyu: "You can't take a joke like that? Little brother, don't people around you think you're boring?"

Yan Chao: "You are the little brother! Your whole family's little brother!"

Zhou Chenyu nodded with a suppressed smile: "Well, you don't have a little brother."

Yan Chao: "..."

Yan Chao: "Shall I take it out and show you?"