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"I've rectified my mind——"

"Five Lakes Yanshui Ren Xiaoyao—"

The two sang the last chapter of "Xi Shi", "You Lake", which talked about the ending of Xi Shi leaving the Wu Palace after the Yue Kingdom successfully defeated Wu, and retired with Fan Li, and they both went boating to retreat to the rivers and lakes.

"Day and night on the Gusu Terrace, there is a corridor built on the west side of the Guanwa Palace. The three thousand fans are all lost, and they are all pampered to confuse the King of Wu. It is so reluctant to pretend to be happy and fake, and the tender heart turns the light..."

The melody of Xipi Erliuban, with its melodious and fluent singing voice, amazed everyone. The auditorium was silent for a while, and the swaying and tortuous tune echoed in the whole venue. It really lingered and lasted for three days.

Yan Chao, however, looked at the people on the stage with ecstasy, only feeling that his shadow gradually merged with the little Xi Shi in the video more than ten years ago, with every move, every frown and every smile, he was still astonishingly talented and handsome. flow.

"Looking up suddenly, I can only see the mountains and rivers—"

"Won the name of a girl who washes yarn forever."

After singing the song, Zhou Chenyu bent down according to the standard posture of the curtain call in the past, and blessed him lightly.

The auditorium seemed to have not reacted, and after a collective stunned for three seconds, there was a burst of applause resounding through the sky.

At that moment, Yan Chao felt an indescribable and wonderful feeling in his heart.

I can't blame the ancients who said that "only a pair of smiles will return, and a hundred thousand elite soldiers will turn against each other."

It is really a disaster for the country and the people, and it turns all living beings upside down.

If he was Fuchai, King of Wu, he would probably hang around Gusutai Pavilion from now on, and die.

Yan Chao hadn't had time to come back to his senses when he saw Zhou Chenyu on the stage put away that tender and tender daughter's demeanor, opened the folding fan, smiled, and immediately returned to the suave and suave son-in-law in the past Son.

The screams from the audience broke through the sky in an instant, and all the little sisters were already fascinated by him, crying for their father and mother.

Zhou Chenyu looked at the camera directly in front of the stage, slapped his fan twice, with a gentle smile on his face, and he didn't know who he was asking: "Are you satisfied now?"

The audience naturally continued: "Satisfied——"

After this song was sung, in order to satisfy He Chenfeng's fans present, Zhou Chenyu gave him a discount of "Sitting in the Palace" from "Si Lang Visits His Mother".

After the two plays were sung, more than half an hour had passed, and the content of the encore was almost the same.

However, the audience in the audience must not agree, asking them to sing another one.

He Chenfeng pointed to Zhou Chenyu who was beside him: "I'm exhausted, so I'll leave this task to my brother."

In the song he sang just now, Yang Yanhui was the leading actor, and the libretto was extremely important.Although it was not a problem for him, singing itself was a labor-intensive job, so after he said this, he went to find water to drink, leaving the stage to Zhou Chenyu.

Zhou Chenyu said kindly: "Actually, I really plan to sing a song today."

The audience naturally rejoiced and applauded thunderously.

But when the bgm sounded, everyone was slightly taken aback, because it was a completely unfamiliar song, at least Zhou Chenyu had never sung it before.

He just heard him clenching the microphone and speaking: "There is a girl, she is a little willful, and she is also a little arrogant."

There was a scream from the audience.

Yan Chao was dumbfounded.

"There Was a Girl"?Isn't this the theme song of "Han Zhu Ge Ge"?

... Who doesn't know that this song is about Little Swallow?

Is this man crazy? ? ?

...Forget it, he never seemed to be normal.

Zhou Chenyu still laughed and sang: "There is a girl, she is a little rebellious, and she is a little crazy."

Probably because of learning opera since childhood, Zhou Chenyu's voice is amazing, with an extremely wide range. When singing opera, she uses a small voice, with a high and melodious tune.Singing popular songs now, the accompaniment is an adapted male version, and the voice has returned to the clean and clear youthful feeling, which aroused the hearts of the girls in the audience.

"Hu~ That girl, which girl is it~"

When he sang this line, Zhou Chenyu pointed at the camera again, and his face appeared on the big screen above the stage.

"Ha~ You are this girl—"

Yan Chao was looking up at the big screen in ecstasy, when he saw Zhou Chenyu blinking at the camera, which made Yan Chao feel his whole heart tremble involuntarily.

Yan Chao's heart was pounding, and he felt that there was a faint smile in Zhou Chenyu's peach blossom eyes, which swayed into his heart.

Obviously this person is sculpting himself in clay in front of tens of thousands of people, why does he still feel a little... Feeling excited?

Yan Chao felt that it was not normal for him to be infected by this person.

For the thousand and first time being amazed tonight, Zhou Chenyu finished singing this song.

Amidst the screams from the audience and the laughter of her aunt, Zhou Chenyu said with a smile: "I'll tell you something very funny."

"There is someone. I sent him a ticket before and asked him to come to our special show, but he refused to come. As soon as he turned his head around, he secretly went to buy the ticket behind my back. I didn't expect you to grab the ticket so aggressively this time." , he couldn't grab it himself, so he asked a friend to find the organizer."

As he said that, Zhou Chenyu couldn't help laughing: "The organizer didn't have any more tickets, so I came here. I happened to have one here, and it was the one I left for him. At that time, they refused to accept my favor." , I just kept this ticket for myself. At this moment, the organizer came to me and said, Boss Zhou, there is a boss here who wants a ticket. I asked him, which boss is that?"

"The organizer said it was from Universal Satellite TV."

The screams and laughter from the audience went hand in hand in an instant.

Yan Chao only felt his eyes turn black, and a mouthful of old blood gushed up from his heart.

However, before the mouthful of old blood spewed out, it got stuck in the middle.

Because on the big screen he had been staring at, the screen was switched in a second.

His own face appeared in the real-time broadcast.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The audience went crazy in an instant.

After whipping Zhou Chenyu [-] times in his heart, Yan Chao smiled gracefully at the camera and nodded his head as a greeting.

Zhou Chenyu on the stage still refused to let him go: "Brother Xiaoyan, it's fine if you don't give me face, but you have to give the audience face, right? You're already here, and you still don't want to show your face?"

The audience around Yan Chao also went crazy with excitement. After sitting together for such a long time, they realized that the person sitting next to him was Teacher Xiaoyan himself.

The entire audience started to watch the excitement and clapped their hands loudly, shouting: "Yan Chao! Yan Chao!"

Under the eager call of tens of thousands of people in the audience, even though Yan Chao refused in his heart, he had no choice but to do so.

Yan Chao, as the pillar of Huanyu Satellite TV, has never seen any kind of big scene, so of course he won't be frightened by being suddenly cueed at this moment.

It's just that Zhou Chenyu stood there, showing him a coquettish and cheap smile, like a seductive goblin, which made Yan Chao feel like a Tang monk who was about to be tied into the Pansi Cave for no reason.

When Yan Chao reluctantly walked onto the stage, the audience boiled again.

Not for anything else, because of the Givenchy on his body, the gold-rimmed glasses on his face, the earrings on his left ear and the AJ on his feet.

It was only then that the audience realized that the "Teaching Wife and Offering Son" just now was described according to the teacher Xiaoyan in the audience.

Teacher Xiaoyan was grinning on his face, mmp in his heart.

No wonder the two smashed so accurately just now, they probably saw him as soon as they entered the arena.

This group of actors can really hold their breath.

Zhou Chenyu on the stage looked at Yan Chao with a smirk on his face, and said desperately, "Why did you remember to wear glasses? A gentle scum or a beast in clothes?"

The audience: "Hey——"

Someone shouted: "It's all right!"

Yan Chao: No, I can't.

He felt that he was going to be suffocated by Zhou Chenyu's popularity.

However, his good professionalism allowed him to take the microphone that Zhou Chenyu handed to him calmly. He gritted his teeth secretly and asked with a hesitant face, "Did you know I was there from the beginning?"

Everyone in the audience fainted from laughter at this astonishing reversal.

Zhou Chenyu said frankly, "Yes."

Yan Chao took a deep breath: "Then you still hit me like that?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "Didn't I solemnly declare that what I said in the cross talk has nothing to do with you at all."

Yan Chao: "..."

What he said, it seemed that Yan Chao was being affectionate and regarded himself as his wife.

Zhou Chenyu said again: "Brother Xiaoyan, you said you are awkward or not, you don't want me to give you a ticket, and you went to secretly find someone else to ask for a ticket in a blink of an eye."

Someone from the audience shouted: "Tsundere!"

Zhou Chenyu smiled and said, "Yes, yes, Tsundere. I wonder if there is usually another word after this word?"

Yan Chao rolled his eyes countless times in his heart, didn't you just want to say "shou"!

Someone from the audience shouted again: "Tsundere Gong!"

As soon as these words came out, the auditorium was instantly lit up, and there was a burst of laughter and wolf howling.

Yan Chao still kept a smile on his face. For some reason, he surprisingly didn't scold his mother in his heart this time, and even felt a long-lost refreshment.

Zhou Chenyu didn't expect that he would suffer here, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why?"

Yan Chao glanced at him, and blurted out, "Didn't you just say you married me?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he regretted it.

It's fine if it's in private, the problem is that he's on stage!

Was he infected by Zhou Chenyu into a terminal cancer?

However, it was too late to regret, because the audience was already crazy.

Amidst the overwhelming laughter and booing from the audience, Yan Chao felt his cheeks become slightly hot, but the master opposite, whose skin was as thick as a city wall, not only didn't blush at all, but actually turned his back on Yan Chao even more violently. Also welcomed the shy eyes.

Yan Chao avoided his sight in a panic, and had to pretend to be calm on the surface.

He felt that if he allowed Zhou Chenyu to continue talking, the other party would say something that broke the standard, so he quickly changed the topic to the original direction: "I don't want to take your ticket, is it because I am afraid that you will cue me on stage?"

Zhou Chenyu smiled triumphantly: "Didn't expect that? I didn't get my ticket, but my cue came on stage."

Yan Chao said helplessly, "It's impossible to guard against."

Zhou Chenyu said: "Our stage is not allowed to go down unless there are performances."

Yan Chao said, "I wasn't prepared at all before I came up."

Zhou Chenyu said: "I don't care, anyway, if you get on my thief boat, you can't get off easily."

There was nothing wrong with what he said, but in the end it just caused wolves howling in the audience.

The two of them looked at each other for a rare second before they realized that the point of the screaming from the audience was "Get on me—this thief ship".

The picture was too obscene for a while, and Yan Chao felt ashamed to face the lewdly smiling women in the audience.

As the thief, Zhou Chenyu had an indifferent expression on his face, adhering to his usual cheeky principle, and smiled slightly: "Obscenity, shit."

Amidst the lingering laughter from the audience, Yan Chao had no choice but to correct him: "Can you stop gibbering when you talk about cross talk? You're on your 'thief ship.'"

Zhou Chenyu was kind and generous: "Yes, you must get one when you get on my thief ship."

At this time, Yan Chao had no choice but to agree, "Okay, then let's sing a song together?"

Zhou Chenyu didn't seem to realize that he would agree so simply, and asked, "What are you singing?"

Yan Chao thought for a while, then said calmly, ""Dang"."

Isn't it Huanzhugege?Isn't it Fifth Prince and Little Swallow?

Isn't it just sinking fish and wild goose?Isn't it business cp?

Anyway, it's all like this, who is afraid of whom!

Amidst the howling of wolves in the mountains and tsunami, the broken pot and broken teacher Xiaoyan already had a premonition that tonight, "Sinking Fish and Wild Geese" will be happy to mention No. 1 on the CP list again.