lips and teeth play

At this moment, the laughter and yelling erupted from the audience, almost toppling the ceiling of the venue.

"Go to hell!"

Although Zhou Chenyu said a classic quote that must be said at this time, the smirk on his face has already betrayed his heart of wanting to crazily copy cheap.

For a moment, Yan Chao couldn't tell whether the dizzy feeling in his mind was caused by the popularity on stage or the sound waves from the audience.

God damn precise smashing?

Isn't it a coincidence?

Yan Chao looked at the two people on the stage, and thought in a trance: Senior Brother He, I didn't expect that you, the big-eyed and big-eyed man, also betrayed the revolution?

The audience laughed for half a minute, and Senior Brother He, who betrayed the revolution, spoke again: "Speaking of you and your wife, it's an arranged marriage."

Zhou Chenyu said: "We are in the 21st century, so don't talk nonsense."

But He Chenfeng ignored him, and continued to talk nonsense: "You are still married, climbing high."

"So it was my wife who married me," Zhou Chenyu spread his hands, "I'm still a softie."

He Chenfeng said: "Do you think it's easy to eat soft food? It turns out that you are not the one your wife is going to marry."

Zhou Chenyu asked: "Yo, how do you say that?"

He Chenfeng said: "Who would have imagined that something went wrong halfway, and you were the one who took over the pie that fell from the sky."

Only then did the audience realize that this was alluding to the fact that in "The Second Role", the idol who had agreed to switch careers with Yan Chao suddenly had an accident, and that's why Zhou Chenyu, the replacement guest, was airborne.

Yan Chao himself has black lines all over his head, he can already imagine that there will be a lot of gossip about marriage first and love dog later in tonight's cp fandom area.

The audience laughed again.

He Chenfeng said: "Since you married your daughter-in-law, you have flown up the branches and become a phoenix."

Zhou Chenyu nodded: "Yes, I am a Phoenix man."

He Chenfeng said: "You went to record a variety show and became popular."

Zhou Chenyu waved his hand and said, "You don't want to bury me."

"You are very rich, but your brother and I are still miserable!" He Chenfeng said, "Our friendship has changed from being a poor friend to being a noble and a lowly in an instant."

Zhou Chenyu said: "But you are still my good brother."

He Chenfeng said: "Really? The ancients said it well, 'One is noble and the other is cheap, friendship is seen; death is life, but wife is not avoided'——Do we have such friendship?"

After going all this way, I finally came to the problem.

The following content is to give examples one by one, assuming the three situations of "one noble and one cheap", "a life of death" and "entrusting a wife to present a child", and create burdens and laughs by making fun of and amusing the actors.

Yan Chao listened nervously to the next content, and every time the word "daughter-in-law" was mentioned, his heart couldn't help but rise into his throat, for fear that something strange would come out of the next sentence on the stage.

Fortunately, the first two situations were successfully finished, and he was not mentioned again.

However, it is impossible not to mention the classic ethical joke of "entrusting his wife and offering his son".

Yan Chao tried his best to calm down and kept smiling, wanting to see how far the two of them could beat themselves up today.

Just heard He Chenfeng say: "Not long after the wedding, you will go on a tour abroad, and you won't be able to take care of your wife."

Zhou Chenyu said: "My daughter-in-law is already a 23-year-old child and can take care of herself."

The audience: "Hey——"

"That won't work, your wife is throwing a fit at you," He Chenfeng put his hands on his hips, and instantly turned into a resentful woman, pinching his voice, "Damn ghost! Do you want me to be a widow?"

Zhou Chenyu was stunned: "I've only been on tour for a week, and my wife can't bear it anymore? I didn't expect, at such a young age, how can you act like a wolf?"

The audience: "Hey——"

Yan Chao subconsciously said in his heart, another day I will let you see what it means to be like a wolf like a tiger.

After scolding, I realized... How could he have so naturally substituted himself as Zhou Chenyu's daughter-in-law?

Simply, suffocating.

He Chenfeng said: "So, you have to entrust your wife to someone else."

Zhou Chenyu frowned and said, "Entrust it to someone else? As long as my wife is as fierce as a wolf, can I rest assured? Who should I entrust to?"

"Does it need to be said, who do you think will make you feel at ease?" He Chenfeng patted his chest, "Your brother and me!"

Zhou Chenyu raised his eyes, looked him up and down, and asked meaningfully: "What's the matter, have you broken your sleeve too?"

After finishing speaking, he still thought it was not enough, and added: "Why is the little host so charming?"

The audience... The audience stopped moving.

The Aventure Girls in the audience have been submerged in the sugar mountain sugar sea car water car dragon.

He Chenfeng said: "I was thinking that after we finish today's cross talk, the program team will have to call you when we get off the stage."

Zhou Chenyu asked, "What did you say?"

He Chenfeng said: "Tomorrow's "Second Role" recording will not be available."

The audience laughed.

He Chenfeng went on to say: "Tomorrow, I'll open the video website and say to watch my brother's new variety show, shall I? When I saw it, hey, all the parts with my brother were cut out, and the frames were all mosaiced. Teacher Xiaoyan was alone. Let’s just say it alone.”

When Zhou Chenyu heard this, he immediately walked out of the table, and bowed solemnly to the audience: "Dear teacher Xiaoyan, if you are unfortunate enough to see this cross talk with me, please don't block me. The little host I just mentioned has nothing to do with you."

Yan Chao in the audience rolled his eyes frantically in his heart, thinking that this person is really without 300 taels of silver here.

He Chenfeng said: "Come on, for the sake of your bright future, let's let the little host off and call you a decent wife, okay?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "But I really don't have a serious wife?"

He Chenfeng pointed to the audience: "Aren't there so many people sitting here?"

The audience screamed again in an instant.

He Chenfeng and Zhou Chenyu then continued to talk about the friendship of "entrusting their wives and presenting their sons". As they talked, Yan Chao suddenly understood why they had formally left themselves out at that link just now.

Because the following content is a very typical piece of cheap copying ethics. It tells the story of the funny actor who put on a cuckold for him after he left home, and let his wife give birth to a bunch of children.

In the previous paragraph, although Yan Chao had been secretly smashed and hung up, but there was a limit, everyone listened to it and enjoyed it.

But in the following paragraph, if we continue to talk about Yan Chao and look at it from the perspective of the fan circle, we will have to include clay sculpture feminization and the like.Let Yan Chao's fans know, so they won't care about the "no big or small on stage" rule in the cross talk world, and they will be ripped to the ground tonight.

Yan Chao couldn't help but think with relief, this fellow Zhou Chenyu has finally become a human being.

After the last program "Trust Wife and Son" finished, the audience applauded thunderously, and the two returned to the scene as usual.

He Chenfeng pointed at Zhou Chenyu and said with a smile: "I tell you, you should cherish him tonight, and you may not see him tomorrow."

Zhou Chenyu said: "Go, go, Mr. Xiaoyan, what is the ups and downs? As for banning me because of these two jokes on stage?"

As he said that, he fanned the fan of "Sinking Fish and Wild Goose" in his hand: "At most, it will hit me half-legged."

He Chenfeng said: "How could it be, Teacher Xiaoyan is gentle and gentle, and he is not a domestic violence man."

Zhou Chenyu pretended to be wronged and said, "You don't know how much he is like a wolf and a tiger in private."

The audience: "Hey——"

Yan Chao: ...

He looked helplessly at Zhou Chenyu's expression on stage, wondering what he had done to him.

Zhou Chenyu laughed for a while, and then said seriously: "In order to apologize to Teacher Xiaoyan, I have to fulfill his promise."

He Chenfeng asked: "What promise?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "Sing a joke in the special session."

After the audience was stunned for a second, there was a burst of warm applause.

Zhou Chenyu hadn't opened his voice for so many years, many fans cried and cried for him to sing again, but no one could persuade him.

Unexpectedly, this time, he said that he would sing for Yan Chao.

Yan Chao in the audience was also taken aback, and suddenly remembered that in the dressing room that day, he asked Zhou Chenyu if he could sing "Xi Shi" again.

At that time Zhou Chenyu still had a nonchalant expression on his face, Yan Chao thought that he didn't care at all as before.

Didn't expect him to remember it until today.

Zhou Chenyu then said to He Chenfeng: "It just so happens that you can sing Laosheng, you have to help me sing it out."

He Chenfeng agreed: "Okay, what are you singing?"

Zhou Chenyu said: "Peking opera, "Xi Shi"."