lips and teeth play

Audience: "Hey——"

Guan Chenfeng pretended to be shy and said: "I'll talk about this kind of thing when I go home, we're singing now."

As he said, he took the fan and tapped the small table beside him: "You pick it out again."

The two then mentioned "Butterfly Cup", "You Guishan", "Da Dengdian" and so on, all of which are classic Hebei Bangzi operas, and sang a few more sentences, but Guan Chenfeng finally, due to various reasons, Said that he could not sing.

This is to bring out the central content of this cross talk - "Fenhe Bay".

Jiang Chenchi said: "Why do you have so many things? I'll pick the last one. If you can't do it, I'll go home from get off work."

Guan Chenfeng said with an aggrieved face: "Okay, okay, you say it."

Jiang Chenchi said: ""Fenhe Bend"."

Guan Chenfeng agreed straightforwardly: "Okay, just "Fenhe Bay". How many characters are there?"

Jiang Chenchi said: "Two, Xue Rengui and Liu Yinhuan."

Guan Chenfeng asked: "Who are you playing?"

Jiang Chenchi replied: "I will play Xue Rengui."

Guan Chenfeng: "What about me?"

Jiang Chenchi said: "Aren't you a singer, come to Liu Yinhuan."

Guan Chenfeng suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled him: "Wait a minute, what's the relationship between us?"

Jiang Chenchi said: "The relationship between husband and wife."

Guan Chenfeng glanced at him intentionally, and showed a coy smile again.

The audience: "Hey——"

Audiences who are familiar with "Fenhe Bay" know that in the traditional book, the following paragraph, in today's words, is the "sprinkling sugar" part.

Sure enough, Guan Chenfeng said: "The relationship between the two of us is all in the drama. After a while, we will end this improper relationship immediately."

Jiang Chenchi glanced at him: "Who has an improper relationship with you?"

He opened the folding fan and smiled slightly: "We have always been aboveboard."

The audience: "Hey——"

Yan Chao sat on the second floor, dumbfounded again.

He finally understood what Zhou Chenyu meant when he said "the rio on stage is a hundred times".

He looked at Zhou Chenyu in astonishment: "Is selling rot so aboveboard now?"

"What kind of rot are you selling? Dirty thoughts." Zhou Chenyu looked at him with a face that had never seen the world, "These are words that are inherent in traditional jobs. You can search the Internet, and old gentlemen say the same. "

Yan Chao also thought about it, everyone just felt happy when the old artist said such a thing.But after changing the two handsome guys, it feels different immediately, and I can't blame the fans in the audience screaming with excitement.

But the scene of dancing CP personally on the cooking table is too rare, this is simply a paradise for CP fans!

While talking, the two people on the stage moved the table back, and Guan Chenfeng began to tidy up his "outfit".

The "outfit" on the cross talk stage is actually a headscarf, the purpose is to distinguish between male and female roles.

As soon as Guan Chenfeng picked up the scarf, everyone in the audience laughed——

His turban is red, and it looks especially happy when paired with his ai-green coat.

Jiang Chenchi glanced at him with disgust: "Where are you cosplaying Little Red Riding Hood?"

Guan Chenfeng said: "What Little Red Riding Hood, I am little Chenyu."

Jiang Chenchi said: "It's more or less the same for you to imitate."

While talking, Guan Chenfeng had already put on the hijab, turned his head and asked Jiang Chenchi: "Is your wife very fashionable? The kind who can go to the Paris Fashion Week catwalk tomorrow."

Jiang Chenchi nodded: "Red and green, it's a shit race."

After the roles were divided between the two, they began to sing nonsense as soon as "Fenhewan" came out. Of course, most of the "leg work" in cross talk is not serious singing, but crooked singing, the main purpose of which is to amuse children.

But since it's acting, there must be lots of activities, for a while Jiang Chenchi covered Guan Chenfeng's face with a fan, and for a while Guan Chenfeng went to scratch Jiang Chenchi's head, there were quarrels and fights in the middle, the two talked lively.

The only thing is that if there is too much physical contact, the audience will start screaming.

Yan Chao once again said he didn't see it: "What is this for?"

Zhou Chenyu said helplessly: "There's no way, the little girls like this now. We had no choice but to remove the excessive words in many old jokes."

After thinking about it, Zhou Chenyu said again: "But anyway, the partners on stage are like husband and wife, so if they like it, they like it."

Hearing his words, Yan Chao couldn't help asking: "Then when you and your partner talked, did you do the same?"

Zhou Chenyu asked strangely: "Then what?"

Yan Chao subconsciously frowned slightly, but said nothing.

Zhou Chenyu gave him a funny look: "What are you doing, are you jealous?"

Yan Chao said angrily, "Fuck you."

Zhou Chenyu clicked his tongue twice: "Look at you now, why are you starting to pee and shit all over your mouth?"

Yan Chaobai said to him, "It's not from you."

Zhou Chenyu couldn't help laughing and said, "Did I kiss you or what?"

Yan Chao: "Zhou Chenyu, can you stop being so disgusting?"

Zhou Chenyu still couldn't help laughing: "I was wrong, let's do it."

After finishing speaking, he said in a comforting tone: "Don't worry, since I'm in business with you now, how can I hug left and right outside?"

Yan Chao: "...crazy."