lips and teeth play

Just as Zhou Chenyu was about to say something, he was interrupted by a voice on the stage——

The two people on the stage straightened the microphone, which meant that they were about to start talking about cross talk.

Before the cross talk starts the "real work", that is, before the official content, it will often say a few opening remarks to everyone in a nagging tone, which is equivalent to the interlude between programs, so that it will not appear so when it is time to start the work. stiff.This opening remark, in cross talk, is called "pad words".

Guan Chenfeng spoke first, referring to the piece of "Mom loves you" just now, and said to the audience: "You women are all big pigs. Today you say that your mother loves me, but tomorrow you will love others in a blink of an eye."

Jiang Chenchi nodded: "Yes, Gan Minger is 'Brother Chen Yu, I can do it'!"

He learned this sentence too truthfully, and the audience laughed instantly.

Guan Chenfeng said: "I knew it, you all came to see the owner of the garden. It's a pity, he has no time to talk about cross talk recently, he went to the palace to be the host."

On the stage of cross talk, there is a word called "smashing", which refers to the ridicule and banter between actors.

Although there is a saying in cross talk that "there is no size on the stage", and what is said on the stage can't be true, but if you make fun of outsiders, it will easily cause trouble if it is spread, so everyone defaults to using the good relationship with them.

As their good senior brother, Zhou Chenyu inevitably bears the brunt.

Jiang Chenchi then asked: "If he is the host, he will be the host. What kind of palace did he enter?"

Guan Chenfeng said: "Go into the palace and be the fifth elder brother."

The audience was confused when they heard it, Jiang Chenchi nodded: "Oh, I went to find Little Swallow."

His light and fluffy words instantly set the audience on fire.

This sentence "Little Swallow" is a double meaning and extremely precise.

Although he didn't say who it was, everyone already understood.

Guan Chenfeng sang a nursery rhyme: "Little Swallow Feifei and the fifth brother chased after him, Erkang fell in love with Xia Ziwei..."

The audience in the audience burst into laughter without any surprise.

However, Yan Chao in the audience was startled.

It's fine to smash their senior brother, why did they bring him out so quickly?

Recalling the last time he called Zhou Chenyu, Yan Chao turned his head and glanced at Zhou Chenyu speechlessly.

Zhou Chenyu shrugged at him, but there was a gloating smile on his face.

Jiang Chenchi asked: "Then Lao He is not angry?"

Guan Chenfeng said: "What's the use of being angry? Who made him look as good as my little swallow."

All right, together with them, the whole Xia Qingyuan is eating "Sinking fish and falling geese".

Guan Chenfeng said: "In my opinion, Zhou Chenyu must have seen He Chenfeng become an actor across the border. He is jealous."

This is exactly what those black fans on the Internet scolded Zhou Chenyu. Although Guan Chenfeng was young, he learned that "sour face" perfectly.

Jiang Chenchi said: "So he also wants to cross the border, he will be the host."

Guan Chenfeng said: "Let me tell you, I'm jealous too, and I want to cross the border too."

Jiang Chenchi looked surprised and said: "You crossed the boundary? What can you do? With your short legs, you can't even cross the hurdle."

Guan Chenfeng said confidently: "I sing opera! An opera actor!"

The paragraph they just talked about is called "the scoop handle", which serves as a bridge between the conversation and the formal work.

The audience can also see that from here on, they have entered the main work of "Fenhewan".

This is a classic traditional cross talk piece, which belongs to "leg work", that is, two actors subcontract to catch up with the roles, enter the role to learn to sing or perform a classic plot in a certain drama, and then have to exit the role to narrate .

And "Fenhe Bay" is a classic couple drama, which tells the story of Xue Rengui, a great general of the Tang Dynasty, who went home to visit his wife Liu Yinhuan after he was awarded the title for his meritorious service.

Yan Chao finally understood that Zhou Chenyu's phrase "husband and wife" originally came from here.

The performance on the stage was still going on, Jiang Chenchi glanced at Guan Chenfeng, his face full of disbelief: "Just you? Still singing?"

Guan Chenfeng said: "Nonsense, who is my master? Zhou Yinchun! I love cross talk and opera. I grew up with his old man's parents. Can I sing opera?"

Jiang Chenchi said: "You obviously grew up with Zhou Chenyu, no wonder you learned this three-legged cat kung fu."

Guan Chenfeng said: "Why are you a three-legged cat? Let me tell you, someone invited me to sing an opera a few days ago, and told me to push it away."

Jiang Chenchi asked: "You have such great ability, why did you push it away?"

Guan Chenfeng said: "Isn't it because you are afraid that you, like our garden owner, will lose their jobs as widows?"

Jiang Chenchi said dissatisfied: "Who is the widow? Who are you scolding?"

Guan Chenfeng seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and winked at him: "Sorry, I forgot, you have a man."

As he spoke, he patted his small chest proudly.

The fans in the audience let out another burst of "噫——".

Yan Chao lifted his forehead and sighed, no wonder people called him "Xiao Chenyu", they got together.

Jiang Chenchi snorted: "Forget it, I'd rather be a widow."

As he said that, he revealed a disgusted expression, but said in his mouth: "Besides, look at our garden owner, isn't he a widow who doesn't keep the festival?"

Amidst the laughter in the audience, Guan Chenfeng brought the topic down in a timely manner: "He will be his host, and I will sing my play."

"You are the only one still singing operas," Jiang Chenchi sneered, "What kind of operas are you singing?"

Guan Chenfeng said proudly: "Hebei Bangzi!"

Jiang Chenchi asked: "Which line of business do you sing?"

Guan Chenfeng said: "Sing Dan."

As he spoke, he suddenly got up, gestured to Lan Huaer, and opened his mouth to say: "Su San left Hongdong County, and will come to the street. I didn't say anything before, and my heart is miserable. The gentlemen in the past listen to me." Word--"

Everyone has heard the classic excerpts of the Peking opera "Su San Qi Jie". He sang it with clarity and clarity, which immediately attracted applause from the audience.

"No, wait a minute," Jiang Chenchi stopped him in time, "Is this Hebei Bangzi you are singing? This is Peking opera!"

Guan Chenfeng was stunned for a moment, and said vaguely: "It's almost the same."

Audience: "Hey——"

Guan Chenfeng pointed to the audience, and said to Jiang Chenchi: "Why don't they believe it? No, I must prove myself today, let's sing a Hebei Bangzi opera, let them see my level."

Jiang Chenchi said: "Okay, what are you singing?"

Guan Chenfeng made a "please" gesture: "You choose."

"Shall I choose?" Jiang Chenchi thought for a while, "Then "The Legend of the White Snake"."

Guan Chenfeng agreed straight away: "Then I am the White Snake."

Jiang Chenchi said: "I am Xu Xian."

"Good guy," Guan Chenfeng looked at him in surprise, "Are you Xu Xian?"

Jiang Chenchi frowned: "What's wrong with Xu Xian?"

"Xu Xian is so courageous," Guan Chenfeng exaggerated, "Look, what do people say when they scold others? 'Beep the dog!' Xu Xian scolded, what did he say?"

A certain elder brother in the audience reacted quickly: "It's a snake!"

Guan Chenfeng clapped his hands, and said to Jiang Chenchi: "Tell me, are you brave?"

Jiang Chenchi glanced at Guan Chenfeng, and said lightly: "Well, I beeped you."

The author says:

This piece of "Fenhe Bay" is adapted from the Baidu Encyclopedia version. If you are interested, you can listen to it online.The nasty jokes in the article are all added by myself blindly, everyone just enjoy it, don’t think that cross talk is full of nasty jokes.For the sake of the cuteness of the geese, can the humble old mother Page have a starfish? ≡ω≡ (with a shake of the hand, I almost labeled it as an old sow orz)