[Comprehensive] Personality is transgender, change your sex!

In the end, it was not a soft kiss, but his father's hand that landed on Sigangmu Diao's face.

"Uncle Shimura asked me if I had a fight with you again."

Hoshino Ling carefully arranged the severed hand on his face, and Sigang Muhang opened his eyes, staring at her intently.

"I told him, we won't quarrel." Hoshino Suzu leaned closer, eyes flashing, "You will listen to Uncle Shimura, right?"

For Hoshino Suzu, it was very difficult at first to treat a severed hand as a human being and call it an uncle, but this thing is the belief and spiritual support of Sigang Muhang.

She recalled the scene when she saw the dead handle wooden hanging for the first time, he shivered shivering in the corner with a bunch of hands.Ordinary children will definitely feel scared when they see so many severed hands, but Hoshino Ling is not afraid. She just subconsciously feels a little disgusted. Are you playing the role of Avalokitesvara?"

If it wasn't for AllForOne to let her make friends with Sigangmu Diao, she probably wouldn't want to talk to him again. At that time, she was hypocritical and cunning, and Sigangmu Diao was simple and timid. Extreme, but also played together.

Sigang Muhang was very kind to her and listened to her very much. Later, he pointed to one of the severed hands and introduced to her: "Xiaoling, he is my father."

Hoshino Ling nodded, and put a bright rose on the severed hand named "Father", "Hi Uncle, I hope you like roses too."

She gradually understood the significance of the severed hand to the dead handle wood.Hoshino Suzu used a lot of tricks to make Shikuragi put his father on his face.

The first trick is to stick it with glue. The effect is immediate, and it will not fall off no matter how shaken it is. Flesh, after going back and forth for a few days, Hei Wu couldn't stand it anymore, so he applied ointment to Sigangmu's face and asked them to think of other ways.

The second trick is to tie the severed hand to the face with a string. The strings are threaded between the gaps of the five fingers, and they are firmly fixed to the back of the dead handle wood, but I want to keep the severed hand from shaking. , the string must be tied very tightly, and over time, the blood on the face of Sidangmu did not circulate, and he passed out directly.

The third trick is to insert a wooden stick at the cut of the severed hand, and Shigangmu holds the wooden stick in his mouth, and takes the wooden stick out of his mouth when he wants to speak, but this is very similar to eating a stick. Roasted big chicken feet, too disrespectful to Shigaoki's father.

The fourth trick is to insert the two fingers of the severed hand into the nostrils of the dead handle wood, and he will breathe with his mouth open if he wants to breathe.After doing this, it is easy to take and take, it will not stick to the skin, and it will not cause blood circulation. However, the already dry lips of Shigaraki are even more dehydrated because of opening their mouths to breathe, and they are directly dry and bleeding, so they have to give up.

In the end, Hoshino Suzu didn't move anymore, and directly pressed his severed hand on Shigaoki's face: "If you want to keep your father, you can only rely on your own strength.

Sigangmu didn't dare to let out his breath, and murmured weakly like a cat: "Xiaoling, I feel uncomfortable like this..."

Hoshino Ling sat down to play the game, and said while playing: "Use the strength of the facial muscles to absorb it, I believe you can do it, I will train you."

For two whole weeks, she was training the basic exercises of using the facial muscles to hold the severed hand. Later, the dead man improved and asked him to use the facial muscles to hold the severed hand and speak loudly.

By the time the two parted, Shigangmu was able to absorb the severed hand flexibly and freely.

That day, he was very happy, stretched his wrinkled smile, and said to her: "Look, Xiaoling, when I talk to you, my father won't fall down."

Hoshino Suzuyu educated him earnestly: "It's not enough. You have to keep your dad from falling while singing, jumping and dancing. When I'm not around, you have to practice hard and don't be lazy."

"Are you going?"

"My holiday in Japan is over and I have to go back to England to continue my studies."

"School?" Shigaraki, who never had to go to school, was a little confused, "Can't you stay and play with me?"

"My aunt won't agree." Hoshino Ling tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "You are your teacher's disciple, and you will be anti-society in the future. I won't let my aunt know that we are friends yet."

Shigaraki didn't quite understand what she said, he only knew that the only friend he made with great difficulty was leaving, and he was so sad that he cried.

Hoshino Ling patted him on the shoulder: "From now on, every winter vacation, I will come back to see you, and I will call you usually."

Shigaraki was still crying.

Hei Wu also comforted him: "Siganmu, you will meet better girls, our gang is still very popular with women." He completely forgot the reality that he was single and AllForOne was also an old bachelor.

Hoshino Ling had already walked to the door, and upon hearing this, she turned her head and said in a proud tone: "Sigang Muhang, you will never meet a better girl, I am the best."

……

The past flashed before her eyes, and Hoshino Suzu bent her lips.

At that time, she must have a full upper body, so confident and determined.

She lowered her head and looked at the grown-up Sigang Muhang again, as if she was looking at him so seriously for the first time.

He is really not ugly, his hair is fluffy and soft to the touch, his face is pretty, his eyes are beautiful ruby ​​​​color, and the corners of his mouth are raised with a bit of childishness.

Just a little dry.

It's so dry that it's hard to drink.

"Uncle Shimura asked me to buy you a big cake during the New Year." Hoshino Suzu tilted her head and asked, "What pattern do you want on it?"

Sigang Muhang still didn't make a sound.

This first kiss that he didn't wait for made his mind go blank.

"Then let's be a little bunny playing drums, and I will deliver them on time together with the roses." Hoshino Ling opened the window and jumped onto the balcony, "I'll go first, see you next time."

It wasn't until she couldn't see her figure from the window that Shigaraki sat up slowly.

He supported the severed hand on his face, and whispered to himself: "Father... breaks her leg, so she can only play with me?"

Hoshino Suzu sometimes had to admire her foresight.When she went to relieve Xiongying's student, she changed her clothes, and put the original clothes that Andeva paid for in the apartment she rented to Dabi, keeping them intact.

She went back to the apartment and took a shower. Although Dabi lived here often, she never touched her things, and the two of them used their things separately.

Dabi prefers to use strawberry, grape and various fruit scents, while the shampoo, conditioner and body wash she uses are all unscented.She never likes to leave any smell on her body.

After taking a shower, Hoshino Suzu made a video call to Keigo Atobe.

Keigo Atobe blew up her cell phone a long time ago, but she didn't pick it up when she was in the enemy alliance just now.

The video was connected, and it was Atobe's slightly sullen face.

"Where did you go?"

"I was taking a bath just now." Hoshino Ling propped up her phone on the coffee table, picked up a towel and began to wipe her hair.

The Piano Museum has been ruined like that, Atobe will definitely raise suspicion and pursue responsibility, but she also has a way to deny it. "I saw a suspicious criminal coming in, so I ran away immediately. After all, I am not a hero, and there is no need to stay on the scene to die."

She showed her arm to Atobe, a layer of cherry blossom-like pink appeared due to the hot water, and she turned it around, and the bracelet on it was jingling.

"Brother, when I enroll in Xiongying, will you untie a chain for me?"

She raised her head, met Kami Atobe's deep and calm eyes, and asked again: "How is that criminal? Have you caught him?"

"Andwa broke his arms and hands." Atobe stared at her white and flexible wrist, and then moved his eyes for a long time, "but he escaped."

"It's a pity." Hoshino Ling smiled slightly, "But the Skynet is fully restored, and we must have confidence in the heroes."

"Hoshino Suzu!"

When Atobe called her by her first and last name, it meant that she was in a bad mood.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Hoshino Ling put down the towel, picked up the comb and began to comb her hair, "Are you still so unfamiliar with me?"

"Do you have anything to do with that person?" Atobe asked this with real anger in his tone, "Do you even know?"

Hoshino Suzu slowly raised her face.

"Brother, do you trust me more, or do you trust your secretary, Mr. Liu Renji more?" Hoshino Suzu thought that Liu Renji might have given some unfavorable information to Atobe Keigo.

Ever since Keigo Atobe recruited this shrewd secretary, her actions have been hindered.

"What are you worried about me? Are you worried that I will go astray like my father and die with hatred in the end?"

Hoshino Suzu's attitude was very casual, but every word and every word was carefully thought out.Atobe was only a little sullen just now, but now he is annoyed.

"If I find out that you have done something out of line, I will send you back to England immediately."

"It seems that I can't do anything out of line when I arrive in England, brother, you underestimate me."

"Hoshino Suzu!"

"Just kidding." Hoshino Suzu saw that the patience of the trace department was about to reach its limit, she immediately corrected her attitude, and said softly, "Brother, you have to have some confidence in me, a hero's younger sister will never go astray. "

Standing on the wrong path from the very beginning, how can I go wrong?

Atobe's face softened a little, and after a few words of advice, he asked, "This New Year's Eve, do you want to go to England with me?"

"No, stay in Japan with friends."

"Male and female?"

"Is it important?" Hoshino Suzu frowned, "Gender is not an obstacle for me, I can help them switch freely."

"Go back to me!"

"The phone is running out of battery, hang it up." Hoshino Ling pressed her index and middle fingers to her lips, blew a kiss to Atobu, and then hung up the video, "Good night, brother, I will report to the school on time."

When I returned to Hong's house again, it was only an hour before dawn.

Hoshino Suzu didn't sleep anymore, she just made a mess of the bed, then sat and thought about how to leave Hong's house properly.

Originally, she planned to leave after getting the fan, but now she got the fan, but she will go to Xiongying to study soon, how to explain if she encounters Hong Jiaodong?

A mentally retarded person suddenly disappeared, then became normal, and became his alumni. He will definitely keep asking himself about the whereabouts of Kudo Shinichi.

Kudo Shinichi should be dead, she can't tell anyone and can't make up a reason... What can I do to solve this matter?

Not long after, Hong Dongmei came over to wake her up. She pretended not to sleep enough, messed up her hair, sat in front of the mirror and yawned while letting Hong Dongmei braid her hair.

From Hong Dongmei's rambling narration, Hoshino Suzu knew something about Hong's family.Andewa and his wife, Hong Leng, have three sons and a daughter. They should have been a happy family of six, but his wife, Hong Leng, has been hospitalized all year round, and her physical and mental condition is not very optimistic. His son Hong Xiaxiong rented a house outside after he went to college and made a girlfriend. The youngest son Hong Jiaodong basically lived in school. Only Andewa and Hong Dongmei lived in the huge house.

When Andawa goes out on patrol or doesn't come back from a mission, Dongmei is the only one in the house.

"Xiao Lingzi, fortunately I have you with me now, my sister is really happy."

Hong Dongmei hugged Hoshino Ling and rubbed against her neck, "Don't leave my sister, Xiao Lingzi will marry Jiao Dong from now on, okay?"

"Absolutely not!" The Japanese-style paper door was suddenly pulled open, and Andawa, who had been on patrol and hunted down the criminal all night, came back to have breakfast, heard such a sentence that made his teeth hurt, and refused without thinking. "Found her family and sent her back."

Hoshino Suzu snorted dissatisfiedly, and Dongmei didn't speak any more when she saw this, and quickly made breakfast, soba noodles with mung bean dumplings.

Hoshino Ling surrounded the bib that Hong Jiaodong used when she was a child, a bit regretful that she tried too hard to pretend to be mentally handicapped, and the smell of mothballs on the bib was so strong that she suffocated a bit.

For her who is used to eating sausage, baked beans and beef for breakfast, soba noodles are a novel food, cold and springy.Although the taste is average, it is better than eating it for the first time, and I think it is very fun.Hoshino Suzu gave a high evaluation: "It's delicious!"

"Jiao Dong also likes to eat buckwheat noodles the most. He used to eat Wumu brand soba noodles every Chinese New Year. He only likes this brand. But the soba noodles of this food company stopped production half a year ago, so I had to buy other brands Soba noodles, what a pity."

Andawa didn't take it seriously: "Soba noodles, eat them all the same."

"The taste is different. Both Jiao Dong and mother like Wumu brand buckwheat noodles, and they often eat them too. How can we stop production if it is discontinued, alas!"

When Hong Dongmei mentioned her mother, she remembered another thing, and after looking at Andewa several times, she hesitated to speak.

"Fuyumi, if you have anything to say, just say it."

"Father, um... Can you go to mom with us this Chinese New Year?" Hong Dongmei put her palms together in front of her forehead and begged, "Mom's condition has stabilized a lot. The doctor said there should be no problem meeting her. I'm thinking of you Can you... Sorry, I haven't asked you if you are busy with work!"

Andeva didn't say a word, in fact, he was also very nervous inside.Although he often visited Hong Leng in the hospital, he had never met him in an open and honest manner.

He was afraid that Hong Leng would lose control of his emotions after seeing him. He didn't think she would want to go through that kind of collapse and despair again.

"I'm going!" Hoshino Ling, who was full, patted her stomach and stood up, striding forward, "I want to go with you too!"

Andawa himself was still wondering whether he could go, seeing Hoshino Ling's unconscious look, he asked angrily, "What are you going to do?"

Hoshino Suzu arrogantly said, "Go to the New Year's Eve! I'll go for you, the queen doesn't have to go."

"..." Joke, is it your turn to arrange my wife?

"Uncle Queen dare not go."

"What did you say?"

"Uncle is a coward, he dare not see his wife!"

"Can you say that again!"

An Dewa raised his fist, as if to hit her, Hoshino Ling ran into the yard cleverly, turned around and stuck out his tongue at him: "Don't dare to see my wife, only dare to bully children!"

After running all the way to the backyard, she put away her silly smile, took out her mobile phone and made a call.

"Minister Yoshikawa, I want Wumu brand soba noodles, help me find it."

Min Yoshikawa on the other end of the phone exploded when he heard the request: "Please, miss, this thing stopped production half a year ago, and this food company is ready to declare bankruptcy."

"Oh, then buy this food company."

"Nani?"

"How about this, if the other party refuses to sell the equity, just invest in them directly, and give them as much as they want. There is only one requirement, and the product must have this Itsuki soba. The name, packaging, formula and taste must be consistent with before. " Hoshino Ling checked the date on the phone and continued, "You still have three days, thanks for your hard work."

"Miss! Can you stop being so arbitrary, I don't even know what's going on with that company!"

"A year ago, I wanted to get Itsuki soba noodles for six people. My phone is running out of battery, so I turned it off—"

"Hey, Miss!"

After turning off the phone, Hoshino Suzu walked slowly back to the front yard, and couldn't help but wonder, is Wumu brand soba really that delicious?

The author has something to say:

Thanks to the 辂轺 and green plum cooking wine for pouring the nutrient solution.

Today's dead handle wooden hanging can flexibly control the father on the face from falling, which is inseparable from the long-term efforts behind it.

[Successful flower, people are only amazed by her current brilliance!.However, her buds were soaked in tears of struggle and rain of blood of sacrifice. 】

Mr. Hong: Itsuki soba, why is it suddenly available again?

Fuyumi: Jiao Dong, this must be the manifestation of the god of soba noodles.

God of soba noodles: 〒_〒