[Comprehensive] Personality is transgender, change your sex!

It was a pretty bad fight.

It had been a long time since Hoshino Suzu had been injured so badly. She was curled up on the sofa like a dead dog, not even bothering to lift her eyelids.

Dabi fiddled with her two arms, and after checking, said, "The left and right hands and left arm are useless, what should I do?"

Hoshino Suzuru said: "Then I will learn to use Jio to write and eat in the future."

Wataru looked at Hoshino Ling who was covered in blood, and showed an excited expression: "Such a bell makes people can't help but hum."

Hoshino Ling continued to be angry: "Cross me, if I can't make it through, I'll give you the corpse to play with, remember to leave a hand for Shigaoki."

"But there are already enough hands on the hanging body, all of them are full." Du Wo was tilted his head and thought for a while, "It seems that there are two more on the buttocks."

"Stop making trouble." Dabi stopped the two of them from continuing to talk, and moved his hand from Hoshino Ling's back, "I also hurt my lungs, is it uncomfortable?"

Hoshino Ling nodded, and slowly closed her eyes: "A little bit."

Standing behind the bar counter, Hei Wu wiped his glass and sarcastically said, "How does it feel to challenge the number one hero?" He glanced at the dead handle wooden hanger who was brushing his teeth. The latter seemed indifferent to their conversation, but in fact Both ears were upright, otherwise he wouldn't have deliberately stayed on the first floor to brush his teeth, and he didn't even close the bathroom door.

"Hey, Shigaraki, come and treat me." Dabi called out, "You are our only nurse here now."

The dead handle wooden hanging has a personality of renovation. As long as it is repaired immediately, it can be repaired even if it is out of shape, so it has been given the title of "Nurse of the Enemy League".But he himself hates this title very much, and basically does not save people.

As soon as the nanny said the word, the toothbrush in Sigangmu Diao's hand turned into powder.

"You fucking scream again, crush you." He mechanically turned his head and stared fiercely at Dubi, who pointed at Hoshino Ling indifferently: "If you don't help with the treatment, she will really be disabled."

"It's useless, it's none of my business!"

Sigang Muhang pulled off a towel, wiped his mouth casually, walked to Hoshino Ling and looked down at her, with a proud attitude of "I will never save you even if I watch you die".

Hoshino Ling opened her eyes, and stretched out her crushed right hand towards Sigang Muhang with great effort, trying to touch the corner of his clothes, but just as she raised it, she was knocked down by his fist again.

After going back and forth three times, Hoshino Suzu finally couldn't move anymore.

She gave up raising her hand and said calmly: "Thank you for coming to save me, I'm sorry, I'm in a mess now. The only regret in my life is that I failed to defeat the No. The alliance removes karma..."

Heiwu was the first person to hear that something was wrong. What does it mean to defeat Andewa to clear the karma for Siganmu and the enemy alliance? She is such a shrewd and life-saving person, it is impossible for her to find a hero to fight on her own, okay? ?He must have done something evil and was caught and beaten half to death by Andewa, so he brazenly asked Sigangmuhang for help!

"I won't be with you in the future, you have to take good care of yourself, don't be childish, don't play petty temper, and listen to Mr. Black Mist, he's all for your own good..."

When Hoshino Ling said this, his voice was very soft, like a kitten with its sharp claws and evil eyes put away, its eyes were so gentle that water could seep out.

Rao Hei Wu, who disliked her very much, felt that her words were very reasonable, probably because a person who is about to die speaks kindly... right?

Sigang Muhang bit his lip, although there was still no savior Yeling, but he had loosened his clenched fist.

He stared at her firmly, his expression lost the arrogance just now.

Hoshino Ling looked at Dubi: "I still have one last wish, Dubi, first turn off the lights for me."

Dabi couldn't guess what she wanted to do, but this occasion was not suitable for complaining.

"Oh."

The Enemy Alliance had extremely poor lighting, and it was immediately dark after the lights were turned off.

In the darkness, only Hoshino Suzu's very soft voice could be heard: "Nikuragi, I said before that I will take you to the Alps to see the stars before you are 80 years old. Maybe you won't be able to go. Now, I will take you to the Alps to see the stars. My little star is for you."

Then there was the sound of the coat being torn apart, and Dabi saw countless small blue fire spots popping out from the place where Hoshino Ling was lying, fragmented and crackling.

God damn little Xingxing, isn't this the static electricity from the clothes in winter?

"Everyone, thank you for your care, I'll take a step first—"

"Snapped--"

Hei Wu turned on the light at the bar, and the room was bright again.

Hoshino Suzu on the sofa had closed her eyes and was lying peacefully, her torn coat fell to the ground.

"Hey! Wake up!" Sigang Muhang grabbed her by the shoulders and shook, "You haven't paid back the money you owe me, who will allow you to eat and drink with public funds!"

Dabi grabbed her right hand, touched her wrist, and really felt her strong pulse beating - this guy actually learned to play dead.

Of course Hoshino Ling knew that Sigang Muhang would not watch her die. Moreover, although she was seriously injured, she was not fatal. I don't know where she provoked him again and made him explode.If you want to be cured as soon as possible, you have to sell yourself badly first.

"Hi, we meet again, Shizuoki."

Hoshino Ling opened her eyes, and looked at the dead handle wooden hanger withdrew her hand from her forehead. The latter glared at her and said, "You little shit, don't think I don't know it's static electricity!"

Hei Wu straightened his back when he heard the words, and Sigang Mudiao finally lived up to his expectations, and was no longer deceived because of lack of cultural knowledge.

"Don't think I don't know that you were pretending to be dead just now, so get out of here quickly. I don't want to see you again!"

After dropping these words, Sigang Muhang rushed upstairs, the sound of the door closing was deafening.

Hoshino Ling got up from the sofa, stretched his muscles and bones, and made sure that he was completely repaired, then nodded to everyone with a smile: "He's playing petty again, I'll go and see."

Dabi raised his hand and flicked her forehead: "Don't play too much, go back early."

"clear."

Seeing that there was nothing going on, Du Wo was lying on the bar counter boredly watching the black mist mixing drinks, and asked casually, "Diao and Xiaoling are childhood sweethearts, right?"

Hei Mist stopped immediately: "Who said that?"

"Xiaoling said that she knew Hanging since she was a child."

Hei Wu retorted: "She has known me since she was a child, could it be that she and I are also childhood sweethearts?"

"Mr. Black Mist," Dabi also sat down at the bar, opened a bottle of beer that I didn't know where he came from, poured himself a glass, and said slowly after taking a big sip, "Don't be an old cucumber. Green paint."

"Davi, get out!"

"Don't be like this, it's almost Chinese New Year, too much emotional change will cause blood pressure to rise."

Du Wo said curiously: "Mr. Black Mist seems to become very excited only when Xiaoling comes over." After a pause, he asked again, "But Xiaoling didn't do anything."

—Hmph, didn't you do anything?

No wonder nothing was done.

When Hoshino Suzu met AllForOne at the age of seven, she spent a winter vacation in the Enemy League. Every day, she played with the trembling dead handle wooden hanging in the corner, while writing her winter vacation homework.At that time, Hei Wu was a young man who had never been in a relationship (of course he hasn't talked about it now), serving as the nanny for the two of them. Seeing such a beautiful and cute little girl, according to reason, the flood of father's love should be like a volcanic eruption, but he No.

He thinks this girl is evil.

The evil gate of abnormality.

The unusually evil girl jumped up in surprise when she saw him for the first time: "Ah, Ghost! No, it's a gas bomb!"

Guisi and Gastan are two Pokémon in the anime and game "Pokémon" that have been popular in Japan for many years. After the black fog awakened its personality after the age of three, it turned into a cloud of black mist above the neck, much like a ghost Si wears it on his head, so he has been ridiculed by "Ghosts" and "Ghosts" all day long since he can remember. Years of school violence have gradually developed his anti-social personality.

It's fine to call him a ghost, but now you still call him a gas bomb?

Doesn't he look like a gas bomb at all?

Hei Wu felt that he was going to die of anger.

But it's not over yet, the evil girl bullies the soft and fears the hard, and dare not make mistakes with AllForOne, so she often uses him to practice her personality.Hei Wu often found out that he was sexually transferred again when he walked into the toilet.

The worst time was when he took Hoshino Suzu and Siganmuhang to bathe, Hoshino Suzu turned him into a woman at the door of the men's bathroom, and then he went in, and only found out after stripping...

Afterwards he wanted to beat her angrily, but Shigangmu protected her: "Xiaoling hasn't controlled her personality yet, she didn't do it on purpose, you can't beat her, Black Mist."

Sigang Muhang was ignorant, timid and kind-hearted at the time, and was blinded by Hoshino Suzu's pitiful appearance. When he was excited, he even cried, and Hoshino Suzu also howled behind him, making AllForOne unable to sleep even, with a gloomy face Ask him: "Hei Wu, did I ask you to beat the child?"

Pigs know the truth that talents come from under the stick, but AllForOne just doesn't seem to understand. He is a brainless favorite of the dead handle wooden hanging. Heiwu doubts whether AllForOne is cultivating Sigangmuhang as an heir or as a waste.

AllForOne forbids Hei Wu to hit children, Hei Wu can only stay away from Hoshino Suzu as much as possible, avoid any physical contact with her, even if she accidentally bumps into her while chasing a toy car, he still has to touch his genitals Still not there.This action caused AllForOne to misunderstand him. For the first time, he looked at him with extremely disgusting eyes: "Heiwu, you go to your room to get that crap, don't you know they are still children? Are you still human? "

Heiwu thought to himself, although AllForOne is doing things to subvert society, it is a pervert, but it is not a sexual pervert, otherwise it would have adopted Hoshino Suzu's suggestion, imprisoned All Might after transgender, raped him and let him give birth My own child... Made, so strong, so shameful, falling in love with each other and killing each other - stop!This scene was too eye-catching. An adult couldn't think of such an evil plan. How did the seven-year-old Hoshino Suzu think of it?

She is really the gate of the evil world! ! !

Hoshino Ling from the gate of the evil world couldn't bully Hei Wu, so she began to play tricks on the simple Sigangmu Diao in different ways.

Sigang Muhang didn't have any playmates, so he finally got to know Hoshino Ling, eagerly looking forward to her playing with him, obeying her and never resisting.

Once, the dead handle wood hanger fell down and accidentally kissed Xiaohua, Heiwu's puppy, Hoshino Ling coaxed: "If you kiss Xiaohua, it will have your child in its belly. You want to marry it."

Sigangmu worried: "I don't want to marry Xiaohua."

Hoshino Ling pouted: "Scumbag."

Shigangmu was even more anxious: "I want to marry you."

Hoshino Ling's lips curled up even more fiercely: "Dream."

Hoshino Suzu was very angry that day, and he refused to talk to Shigaraki when it was time for dinner. The latter apologized eagerly: "Xiao Ling, can you stop being angry? I can do anything."

Hoshino Ling asked back: "Then you are willing to marry Xiao Hua."

The dead handle wooden hanging seems to have made a great determination: "As long as you don't get angry, I will marry it."

Hoshino Ling patted him on the shoulder: "You are a good man. Remember, even a dog can't let you down."

Not long after, Xiaohua really gave birth to three puppies.Sigangmu wailed and hugged a litter of puppies, which made AllForOne think that Black Mist was beating the children again.

Shikuragi showed the puppy to AllForOne, and cried, "Teacher, Xiaohua and I had a baby, and I am now a father."

The corner of AllForOne's mouth twitched wildly: "Even without reproductive isolation, you still don't have the ability to have children."

After knowing what happened, AllForOne asked Heiwu to give the ten-year-old Sigang Muhang a rough introduction to sex knowledge.

Don't ask him to be an enemy alliance to spread branches and leaves to pass on the family line to carry forward and prosper forever, just ask him at least not to lose his role to Animal Xi as a father.

Hei Wu thought about the past and was still full of anger.

It took him three days to convince Sigang Mudiao that the three dogs were not his children!

"Are you still angry?"

Hoshino Ling stood in front of the sofa, looking at the wooden hanger lying on the sofa holding his mobile phone. The latter didn't look at her at all, and was focused on playing games.

"Actually, the stars in the Alps are really nothing to see. I caught a cold there. If you want to go, I will take you there in my private jet next summer. Well, don't be angry."

Hoshino Ling patted Sigang Muhang's hand, his cell phone slipped instantly and hit his ribs on the chest.

He didn't take the phone anymore, and looked at her expressionlessly with his eyes open.

"I dont go."

Obviously in a fit of anger.

Hoshino Suzu remembered the old stronghold of the enemy alliance when she was a child, she was usually the one who was angry, and Sigang Mudiao was the one who was responsible for apologizing.

"I understand your mood at that time a little bit now." Hoshino Suzu turned on her toes, and stopped in front of the table in the room, on which there were many hands.

When she saw it for the first time, the dead handle wooden hanger was squatting in the corner with a bunch of hands. She thought that the dead handle wooden hanger was a collector of human tissue. Later, she heard from AllForOne that there were his family's hands in it.

Because there was no way to keep the corpses, I picked up their hands and took them with me, pretending that the family was still living together.

After knowing this, Hoshino Suzu didn't feel disgusted anymore, and even suggested to Shikuragi: "You can put them on your body, so that they hold you firmly, and you won't be lonely, right?" .”

He put his father's hand on his face. When he was a fairy tale boy who liked flowers and birds, his father used that hand to caress his cheek and said softly: " Xiao Hu, you must be safe and happy forever."

If the identity of the descendant of the hero hadn't been revealed, if the family hadn't been destroyed, if his parents hadn't died, if he hadn't lost hope in isolation and helplessness, he would have been an ordinary boy, continuing to plant flowers and raise birds , insisting on donating his pocket money to impoverished children in Hokkaido every year, growing up with the desire for world peace.

Fate never arranged it that way.

Hoshino Ling looked away from Sigang Mudiao's father's hand, with a smile on the corner of his lips, he leaned close to Sigang Mudiao: "If you get angry again...I'm going to kiss you."

These words made Sigang Muhang's body tremble, and he was immediately at a loss. He wanted to reach out and scratch his neck, but Hoshino Ling's long hair fell on his neck.

It's more itchy.

But he didn't move.

Hoshino Suzu joked, "If you feel nervous, you can close your eyes."

Shikangaki blinked his eyes and closed them slowly.

This time it was Hoshino Suzu's turn to be shocked.

He actually looked forward to it.

Could it be that he has always cared about the fact that his first kiss was given to a dog...

Hoshino Ling looked at Shigaraki's wrinkled face and wrinkled mouth, and did a lot of mental construction, but still couldn't speak.

Why is this guy so careless?

Obviously, I gave him a bunch of skin care products, all of which are the same type as Keigo Atobe, so doesn't he know how to take care of himself?

With chapped lips and wrinkled skin, there was no dry spot on the entire face.

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The author has something to say:

I have opened three pre-acquisitions about little heroes. If you are interested, you can click on the column to collect them:

1. "[Comprehensive] One-click update fiancé" The heroine here is a domineering female president, and it is a sweet article dedicated to dating.

2. "[Comprehensive] My personality is staring and pregnant" The heroine here is a person who really wants to be a hero, but her personality is too shaky and always has a bad life.

3. "[Comprehensive] Did Bo Hao have a blind date today? "The only article where the male protagonist has been identified, CP is the daughter of Lugu, it has no other meaning, just want to see Baohao called Lugu's father, I wrote a chapter and you can try it out.

After digging through the past a little bit, now I can know why Hei Wu is disgusted with her.

Shigaraki's affection for Hoshino Suzu is more dependent than liking (does this guy really know what liking is?) Suzu's childhood sweetheart is not him but Keigo Atobe.

Well, more comments, let me know you guys like me, okay(づ￣3￣)づ