[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

"Who are the heroes of the Three Kingdoms? Shu has Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei...does Liu Bei count? Wu has Zhou Yu, Gan Ning, Ling Tong... Wei has Dianwei, Zhang Liao..." I sat cross-legged On the bed, he counted the fierce generals he knew with his fingers.After many calculations, there are only a few people who can be called by name.

As for the history of the Three Kingdoms, I only know that the Yellow Turban Thieves, the Crusade against Dong Zhuo, the Battle of Guandu, and the Battle of Chibi are more famous because I have watched related TV series. remembered!

I wrote down all the things I remembered on the pad, so that when I wanted to think about it in the future, I made the embarrassing thing of rolling my words and not being able to remember them.

I was writing vigorously, and the door was knocked a few times, making a "dong dong dong" sound.

Since I came here, Sun Shangxiang would shout every time he came: "My lord is here for some snacks." Then he went straight into the house.Why did you knock on the door today?

"Zhao Yun?" I looked up curiously, and saw Zhao Yun standing outside the wide-open door holding a plate of snacks. He avoided my gaze with a slightly struggling expression, probably hesitating whether to come in or not. .

Sun Shangxiang is the only one who usually comes to the master bedroom to look for me. Uncle Xiahou and Zhao Yun try their best not to disturb me, and Sun Shangxiang invites me to the meeting hall if they have something to do.What kind of wind is blowing today, why did Zhao Yun come by himself.

He didn't speak, and I just stared at him without saying a word. After watching for three seconds, he was stared at from the neck to the top of his head.

Zhao Yun, who doesn't hold a gun, is quite innocent, which made me want to tease him.

"...My lord."

I ignored Zhao Yun's pitiful eyes and lowered my head, pretending nothing happened, I continued to write on the memo pad, and said in a tone that didn't matter if I came or not: "Come in."

With my approval, Zhao Yun entered the room and put the dim sum plate on the table.Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted him walking five steps away from my bed, and asked, "What can I do for you?"

Zhao Yun saluted and replied: "My lord, Miss Sun saw that my lord didn't have much to eat during the day, so she made some snacks for Zilong to bring."

My daily necessities of life are basically taken care of by Sun Shangxiang, and now I feel like something is going to happen if I suddenly change to someone else.

"Where's Sister Sun?"

Probably the uneasiness in my heart was brought to the surface, Zhao Yun, who had been respectful before, softened his voice, and comforted me: "My lord, don't worry, General Xiahou is looking for Miss Sun to talk about some things in the city. Zilong is here."

"Say I'm worried?! I'm not worried!" I lowered my head and ignored Zhao Yun, writing on the memo pad in a fluttering manner.

Well, I don't know what sister Sun said to Uncle Xiahou.

"Ah."

I tried my best not to hear Zhao Yun's chuckle, and looked down at the written words that I couldn't understand and frowned.Zhao Yun's voice of dissuasion came from next to his ear, he said: "Please forgive the offence, although the battle is important, my lord can't starve to death, so eat more."

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!" I complained, pinching my belly with my hands, which has gained an extra layer of meat in just a short time.The growth of age has stopped, but the body's nutrient absorption has not stopped at all!If this goes on like this, you will feed me into a pig before I go home!

I sat down on the chair with a serious expression, thinking about this serious matter while eating a small soup dumpling.

"Delicious! The rich soup in the soup dumpling is simply irresistible." I am so shameful that I will fall in the next second.After I finished eating a steamed stuffed bun in a delicious intoxication, Zhao Yun immediately sent another steamed stuffed bun and said, "My lord, if you like it, eat more."

"Yeah." Weight loss or something is not a big deal in front of the delicious food in your hand!

I ate the whole plate of steamed buns, sucked my fingers with soup, looked at Zhao Yun who was sitting across from me and watched me eating, and asked, "I don't know how old General Zhao is this year?" Although no matter how old he is, I should I called him big brother, but I was still a little curious and wanted to ask.

Zhao Yun was taken aback by my question, thought for a while, and answered in a way I could understand: "It's past the weak crown, uh... it's 24."

"24?" Haha, Zhao Yun is one year younger than me!

When I was happy that I was actually older than Zhao Yun, and I should coax him to call me sister, Zhao Yun gave me a knowing blow again, and he asked: "Please forgive the offence, I wonder if my lord is as good as Ji? Uh, there are fifteen."

"..." I really wanted to flip the table, why do one or two think I'm so young!Baby face blame me slightly!I'm short!

"I'm 25." After I said this, Zhao Yun's face clearly showed disbelief.

"I'm really 25!" In order to make him believe me, I also showed him the ID card I carried in my wallet. Of course, he couldn't understand it, but I just played with it for a while because it felt very novel.

He returned his ID card to me, and joked: "Zilong vaguely remembers that when General Guan's daughter was at my lord's age, she also swore that she was in her prime and could follow her father and brother to the battlefield at any time."

I don't know how old Taoli Nianhua is, but after understanding Zhao Yun, I still refuse to believe that I really have 25!I tried every means to make people believe that my age did not match my appearance, but all failed. I slumped on the table and picked up the snacks that Sister Sun had prepared for me on the table.

Just when Zhao Yun and I looked at each other awkwardly and didn't know what to say, the sound of nature outside the door broke the deadlock. Sister Sun, who had discussed with Uncle Xiahou before, finally came back.As soon as she entered the door, she really shouted: "My lord!" and then stepped into the door.

I immediately rushed to the door and hugged the person who came in, and shouted: "(Crying) Sister! Are we the only ones who will depend on each other in the future?!"

"Ah? My lord, what's the matter?" Sun Shangxiang was dazed by my embrace, and turned to look at Zhao Yun for an answer, but he was also at a loss.

I let go of Sun Shangxiang silently, sighed and said, "It's nothing, I just want to sigh."

Alas, as one of the two red spots in the grass.Just living with a group of old men who don't pay attention to hygiene, sweat heavily, and don't understand women's hearts all day long, the only holy place that smells delicious is only Sister Sun.If this continues, I will start to worry about my sexual orientation. After saving the world, will I really not be tossed into taking the lily route? !

Although Sun Shangxiang was puzzled, he guessed what I was thinking, and asked tentatively: "My lord, did you worry about the female general before you thought about it?"

Seeing me nodding, she chuckled and said, "Since I'm here, doesn't that mean there will be other female generals? For example—the daughter of General Guan, the wife of Mr. Zhuge."

Sister Sun didn't tell me that I forgot, just now Zhao Yun also said that it was about the second master's daughter.

Sun Shangxiang explained: "Guan Gong has a daughter, Guan Shi. At the beginning, Brother Quan wanted to marry my nephew, but he was scolded bloody by Guan Ye, and he just scolded the messenger back. As I remember, her name should be Close Yinping." After speaking, he picked up a snack and gnawed it.

I don't care what Guan Gong's daughter is called, I care about another person - Huang Yueying!

"Zhuge Liang's wife." I heard that Huang Yueying taught Zhuge Liang the Mu Niu Liu Ma, and she is definitely the first person with outstanding talents!

"I feel like I see hope again." Although I was lucky, I still had hope.

"Hee hee." Sister Sun, who finished eating the snacks, smiled lightly, took out a handkerchief to wipe her hands and said, "Okay, okay, now that you have figured it out, my lord, let me go to General Xiahou. The general just told me After discussing the arrangement. If the matter is done well this time, the combat power in the city can be doubled."

"Well, does Uncle Xiahou dislike being upright?" He obviously looked disgusted at me during the discussion just now, and now he wants to help me find a way to recruit him.

"Hehe." Zhao Yun chuckled twice, looked at me and said, "Although Zilong doesn't quite understand what my lord is talking about, but my lord, don't call me General Xiahou in the future. In fact, General Xiahou... is quite vengeful. "

The feeling is that the word "uncle" is pulling hatred!

"I just said he didn't like my appearance." I patted my chest and left the master bedroom with Sister Sun and Zhao Yun.

This time, Sister Sun took the lead and took me directly down the stairs to pass through Longwen Plaza. The three of us walked down the mountain road and walked for a full 15 minutes before reaching the second Huwen platform.

I didn't expect the mountain city to be so big!I always feel that if I go on like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to go home.

General Xiahou and Ma Chao had long stood facing each other in the square, each with a big black horse standing beside them. Although they were fully equipped, they did not meet each other like before.

"I will come as soon as I go, and I hope the lord will make amends." Zhao Yun apologized to me, and after leaving for a while, he came back with two horses in his hands.One of them has a strong body and a very good-looking figure, like a big white horse running out of a painting, without a trace of hair, and the other is a little shorter and is a maroon.

Sister Sun led me all the way to the big white horse.I looked at the big white horse, at the smiling Sun Shangxiang, and at Zhao Yun who stretched out his hand to help me, "Wait, wait! What's going on?!"

"It's a long way to go down the mountain and out of the city, please get on the horse, my lord."

"Get on, get on the horse?!" I looked at Zhao Yun who was grabbing my wrist, stepped forward to pick me up and was about to throw me on the horse, "Wait, wait, I, I, I don't know how to ride a horse!"

This kid Zhao Yun was too fast, and by the time I finished shouting, he had already thrown me on the horseback.I hung on the horse's back like a sack.

It was the first time in my life that a princess hugged me, and it was so unpleasant!

I had a stomach ache and leaned on the cushion to prop myself up. I looked back at Zhao Yun who had helped me up and wanted to help me straighten my body, and said sadly: "Brother Zhao, please call me before you throw it next time." Say hello and get me ready."

"Okay, my lord, please put it down, Zilong pay attention next time." Zhao Yun's honest answer almost made me vomit blood.

I squirmed like a worm on the horse's back with difficulty, and finally turned around. Zhao Yun personally led the horse and led me forward.Needless to say, the road down the mountain is full of cliffs, and the road is only one lane wide. If Zhao Yun hadn't been walking outside to protect me, I felt that I would fall with the horse to the foot of the mountain completely covered by clouds.

On the way down the mountain, General Xiahou, who was riding a horse, said to me: "I should have discussed it with my lord in detail in the meeting hall, but this time it happened suddenly and I had to do so."

I looked at General Xiahou with a serious expression, and asked worriedly, "What happened?"

General Xiahou replied: "The last general arranged a large number of scouts in various places before. Just now, I got the news that something happened in Puyang City. It seems that Zhang Jiao can't hold out and is attacked."

"Zhang Jiao? Zhang Jiao Zhang Jiao Zhang Jiao..." I said the name silently several times, and finally remembered who he was, "Yellow Turban Thief!"

Seeing that I was right, Uncle Xiahou nodded and said, "It's exactly this Zhangjiao."

"General Xiahou, you said just now that Zhang Jiao couldn't hold out and was attacked..." When I said this, I suddenly understood, and said strangely: "Sharp, the opponent will play big at the opening!"

If the yellow turban thieves that appeared in history could not last until they were crusaded, then Emperor Ling of Han would not have delegated power, and there would be no such thing as subsequent princes holding heavy military power!The enemy actually wanted to strangle this history in the cradle, but he was really good at it!

"The task is very clear." Protect Zhang Jiao and the Yellow Turban Bandits, and let them live until they are crusaded.

Xiahoudun nodded according to my words, and arranged: "I have discussed with Miss Sun, let her guard the city, and General Ma will go to the camp to prevent the enemy from disturbing our camp. General Zhao and I will take the lord with us. Puyang City. This time the journey is far away, in order to prevent a sudden change, I can only wrong my lord to walk with me all the way."

I quite understand Xiahou Dun's actions. Judging from the situation that they are attached to me now, if they get too far away from me and are driven into a frenzy, not only will they suffer, but I will also cut off my own arm.

"Let's go, I just want to see what Zhang Jiao, who claims to be a celestial master, looks like." It's like going to the zoo to see monkeys.