[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

In order to learn more about this world, I followed Sister Sun down the small stairs of the main house, walked through the verandah and came to the meeting hall diagonally opposite.

As soon as I entered the meeting hall, I was frightened by the too harmonious scene in front of me and took two steps back.

Uncle Xiahou, the main general, knelt down in front of the table leisurely. He had already taken off his armor, only wearing dark clothes, holding a delicate teacup in his hand, and was sipping tea.There was a plate of melon seeds on his table, and there was already a small pile of eaten shells on it. His expression looked quite enjoyable, as if he was getting old.

And Zhao Yun sitting next to him was still in the same green shirt, he was gnawing on a snack, he didn't say a word, he was obedient and ugly, it was the same as the mighty warrior he looked like on the battlefield yesterday Compared, they are like two different people!

I didn't want to call those two guys who were acting every minute, so I turned my attention to the extra stranger in the room.

From the moment I entered the door, I felt the scorching gaze of the stranger. He was covered in silver armor and stared at me blankly, as if he had something to say but didn't know how to say it.The helmet in his hand is said to be clamped, but it seems to be half-covered in his hand.Unlike Zhao Yun who is cute with a braid tied behind him, the other party neatly combs his hair into a big ponytail, his eyebrows are quite domineering sword eyebrows, he seems to be a little taller than Zhao Yun, and his appearance is also quite high.In the entire conference hall, he was the only one standing upright.

Being stared at like this all the time, I'm starting to wonder if I didn't sleep well last night, and the engraved pattern of that bed was pressed on my face.But it shouldn't be, if there is, can my sister tell me? !

I wondered if there were small flying insects sticking to my face on the road?But when he raised his hand and held his glasses and rubbed his face, his skin was very smooth and he didn't touch the little corpse.And this handsome young man seemed to see something again, and suddenly frowned and turned his face away.

Hey hey hey -!Am I so ugly!

I felt the provocation from the other party, put my mouth to Sister Sun's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Who is that?"

Sister Sun's eyes were crooked with a smile, and she suddenly shouted: "Then who! Why don't you recommend yourself quickly when the lord is here!"

Sister Sun's sudden shout made me tremble.

After Sister Sun finished shouting, the three people sitting across from me looked at me in unison.Xiahou Dun and Zhao Yun stood up, and the handsome stranger also took a step forward. The three of them stood in a straight line, clasped their hands and pushed me forward, saying in unison: "My lord."

These three strong men with a height of eight feet compared me to a chicken.

"Uh... Good morning, good morning." I raised my hand and waved in response.This picture is really spectacular. I think that if I can see such a picture of a strong man bowing down to worship a dwarf in my lifetime, this life is not in vain, it is worth it.

"My lord." The strange handsome man took a step forward, and continued to salute: "Please forgive me for not being able to give the full salute with the armor on his body. Thank you for your kindness yesterday, my lord."

I didn't dare to take the credit, so I hurriedly waved my hands and said, "No, no, no... Zhao Yun was the one who saved you."

But the person in front of me seems to have decided that I saved him, and he refused to change his words at all, and continued: "Chao thanked the lord here, and I hope the lord can keep Chao and let Chao do his part. .”

"Huh? Tell me, what's your name?"

"I'm Ma Chao, named Mengqi."

Jin Machao from Three Kingdoms actually stood in front of me alive, I felt a little dizzy, "You, you, you, you, put it away first."

"Thank you, my lord."

With a height of more than 1.5 meters and legs cut off, I looked up at Ma Chao, who was eight feet tall. Standing with Zhao Yun, he was like a limousine with its headlights on on the road at night, blinding my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

I had to block the light with my hand and said to him, "Stay away from me."

But Ma Chao didn't understand what I was thinking at all, and he took a step forward with a puzzled look on his face, "What's wrong, my lord?"

Another person who was also unwilling to be lonely also took a step forward and asked, "My lord."

"Zhao Yun, don't get close to me anymore—!" I felt my eyes, because Zhao Yun and Ma Chao got another [-] points of damage because of the approaching action!

"Ahem, the battle is urgent, you two don't waste any more time with the lord." The kind-hearted Uncle Xia Hou made Zhao Yun and Ma Chao disappear from my eyes, and the two returned to their positions obediently, with a look of waiting. The allocation looks like.

"My lord, hurry up and sit down." Sister Sun was afraid that I would not know where to sit, so she led me to the seat specially, and made tea and snacks.Although the behavior of the little angel is considerate, it is very touching.But I always feel that she raised me like a child.

I silently gnawed on the sweet jujube paste snack in my hand. Sure enough, how wonderful it is to have girls in this world!It's a thousand times better than facing a group of rough guys who don't understand girls' hearts! ——But, sister, what happened when you gave up the seat near me to Zhao Yun? !

I turned my head to look at Zhao Yun, who was already sitting on my right, and then at Ma Chao, who consciously stood on my left as the gatekeeper—I wanted to cry but had no tears.

"The boat of sister friendship really capsizes."

"Ah?" Sun Shangxiang, who was called out by me, was stunned, and looked at me with a face of confusion, completely not receiving the distress signal I sent her with my eyes.

Sister, save me——!These two light bulbs are going to cause me tons of damage!

Uncle Xiahou, who was sitting on the same side as Sun Shangxiang, noticed something strange about me and asked, "What's wrong, my lord?"

Big mistake! ——Can I not rely on Ma Chao and Zhao Yun?

I looked at Uncle Xiahou expectantly, hoping that the seasoned man would understand me, but Uncle Xiahou let me down after all, he just smiled and said, "Since there is nothing wrong, my lord, let's start the discussion."

It's like falling into an ice cave! ——Uncle Xiahou, what enmity do I have with you?Since I came here, you seem to be quite dissatisfied with me.

I wanted to ask directly, but I was too embarrassed to ask.

"General Xiahou, don't you want to discuss what happened yesterday?" Zhao Yun broke the embarrassing atmosphere with one sentence, and gave me a knowing blow.

I had a bitter face, and I didn't want to recall what happened yesterday at all, "Do I have the right to choose not?"

General Xiahou said: "No."

I couldn't bear it any longer, and looked suspiciously at the prudent Uncle Xiahou, and asked, "Uncle Xiahou, do we really have no enmity?"

"……No."

"The pause in front of you is suspicious!"

"General Xiahou, if you bully my lord again, don't blame me, Ma Chao, for being rude to you." The discussion suddenly changed, and the newcomer Ma Chao raised his weapon quite hostilely towards Uncle Xiahou. If it wasn't for Zhao Yun's reaction, he quickly jumped out and grabbed Ma Chao The gun in his hand and the teacup in Uncle Xiahou's hand are about to meet the King of Hades.

Ma Chao wanted to take back the gun, but Zhao Yun couldn't let go no matter how hard he tried, he said: "Zilong, don't stop me, today I will..."

"Meng Qi!" Zhao Yun scolded, and pressed Ma Chao against the wall with all his strength, and after pulling away the distance between him and Uncle Xiahou, he persuaded: "Yun know that you just woke up and some things are unclear. This is not the era you and I are in. Those old grievances... don't let the current lord see a joke."

"Zilong, what's wrong with you! That's Cao thief...!—You can forget me, but you can't forget what that guy did to my family!"

I, who had been on the sidelines, suddenly understood where Ma Chao's hostility towards Uncle Xiahou came from.

I, who is not suitable for meddling in these matters, said to Sun Shangxiang who was watching everything happening calmly: "Sister, I am a little tired and I will leave the table first, and call me when you have a conclusion."

"Oh? My lord!" Sister Sun stood up with me, but she couldn't stop me who insisted on leaving. She looked at the two people who were still arguing hesitantly, and finally chose to stay in the meeting hall and watch me leave.

I went back to the bedroom alone and fell on the bed. I turned over and lay flat on the hard and uncomfortable bed, and took out the mobile phone in the backpack and put on the earphones.I turned the volume of the media to the maximum, Frozen's letltgo was playing repeatedly to isolate the noise that had already reached the outside of the house.

I can't hear the escalating disputes, I can't hear the sound of fighting swords, I am closed in my own world, enjoying the short-term tranquility... What a ghost!

"It's so loud—!"

With my earphones still plugged in, I pushed open the door and yelled at the two who were singled out in Longwen Square: "Since just now, I've been bullshitting around! Do you know who wins and who loses? If I had known it earlier, why would I have done it in the first place! If you don’t love your relatives, how can you love others! You have done a good thing yourself, but now you are going to blame others!” After the insult, I closed the door with a bang.

Although I have never paid much attention to history, I happen to know the good deeds Ma Chao did back then.

It was quiet outside my main house, until the little sister-in-law of Sun came to bring me dinner, it was so quiet and scary.

Sister Sun seemed to be startled by the way I yelled before, and she didn't dare to tell me until I finished eating: "My lord, General Xiahou is here to invite you, do you think..."

"Let's go." I took off the Hanfu boldly and threw it aside, changed into the suit I was wearing before, and opened the door first.

"Hmph, if I dare to scold him today, am I afraid that he will shoot me to death!"

When I felt such courage in my heart, sister Sun's voice sounded from behind me, pierced me with a needle and said: "But my lord, your legs are shaking."

I silently looked down at my legs that were indeed trembling a little too much, struggling to stand on the door frame, and said: "Haha, how is it possible, I, I am not afraid of that guy."

"Or, I'll tell General Xiahou that the lord is asleep, and we can discuss the matter tomorrow."

I stepped into the meeting room again, and it was already the next morning.

Ma Chao, who was about to stab Uncle Xiahou to death yesterday, had already taken off his armor and put on a green shirt of the same style as Zhao Yun's. His gun was standing behind Zhao Yun's back, apparently confiscated.

"Cough cough." Uncle Xiahou coughed a few times when he saw me coming in. The three people in the room stood up and saluted me, and then sat down. There was no noise during the whole process.

I wanted to look at Ma Chao, but ended up with the back of my head.

Hey!I am so short-tempered!

"Yesterday, the lord rested too early and failed to explain some things." Uncle Xiahou stopped me who was on the verge of going berserk.Seeing that I had stopped paying attention to Ma Chao because of Huatou's attraction, he continued: "Because there is no military adviser in the city to manage, now I can only trouble my lord to read it myself." He said, and presented a roll of bamboo slips to my desk.

"Don't go yet." I grabbed Xiahou Dun who was about to go down, and immediately opened the bamboo slips on the table. Looking at the overly vivid text on it, my heart was cold.On this densely recorded bamboo slips, I only know one word for horse!This is what I inadvertently remembered after reading a variety of fonts when I was learning calligraphy.

"Uncle Xiahou... I don't understand."

I honestly told Xia Houdun the truth.He sighed and explained: "The bamboo slips in the master's hand record the materials in the city, and they will be presented once a month. Things in the city are cumbersome, and they will worry about them when there are civil servants. The master only needs to pay attention to the changes in the four kinds of materials. The four are: Grain, Water, Weapons, and Timber."

Xiahou Dun pointed out the four key materials to me, and continued: "It seems that there are two horizontal lines for grain and grass, which means two warehouses. These materials are all stored in a lot of vacant houses in Huwentai, which the Lord has not been to."

I remembered that Sun Shangxiang had mentioned the empty house before, and I nodded knowingly. After checking the first warehouse of weapons and the first warehouse of wood, I looked at the circle behind the water word and asked: "What does the circle behind the water word mean?" ?”

Xiahou Dun replied: "We live in a city in the mountains, and we drink mountain spring water every day. Now there is no shortage of water."

"Oh." I closed the bamboo slips, watched Xiahou Dun return to his seat after completing his mission, and asked again: "I heard some things from Sun Shangxiang yesterday, but there are still some things I don't quite understand."

"My lord, please speak."

I recalled the questions I had accumulated a basket of since yesterday, and I confided all of them, and shouted frantically: "You have seen that strange person I met before, right? Where is this place? Wei Wei Is it the era of the Three Kingdoms of Shu and Wu? My history is not good enough! And what the hell is it that you call me the lord, and you fight the battlefield and pick people up! There is a feeling of fishing for the liver knife! I was forced to pull Come on, what will be the consequences if you don’t do this job?!”

After a catharsis, I closed my eyes and breathed a sigh of relief, then opened my eyes and looked around. The people with their heads drooping, including Sister Sun, all looked at me dumbfounded.

"Have you finished?" Uncle Xiahou, who came back to his senses first, nodded at me and began to explain. He said, "Then let's start with this era."

According to Uncle Xiahou, this is indeed the era of the Three Kingdoms, Wei, Shu and Wu, but the mountain city separates the outside world from the city, and everything that happens outside the city will not affect the city.And if I refuse to do it, then they will not only sink into the unbreakable historical reincarnation forever, constantly performing the death scene of life failure.Even I can't go back to my own world, I can only spend here like a walking dead.

"You, you mean I won't die? It's so scary to think about it!" I almost cried, not only did I wake up with the heavy responsibility of saving the world, but I also became a zombie!

Uncle Xiahou looked at me calmly and after I finished my fury by grabbing my hair, he explained: "As long as the lord and I defeat those who want to change history, there is no need to worry about such trivial matters, and the lord is not immortal, you just Time stagnates just like us, and we just don't grow older."

But if you think about it carefully, this situation is also understandable.If it took me 80 years to save the world, and I’m not too old to look bad when I go back, what will I do then!

"But, if I don't do it well, I will become a sinner through the ages!!" As long as I think that the history of my relationship has changed beyond recognition, and it even affects the present of my life, I want to die!

Uncle Xiahou replied solemnly: "That's why we exist."

"..." I understand, uncle, your surname is not Xiahou, but you are black-bellied, right?

Uncle Xiahou ignored my livid face and continued: "Living here, use the generals you get to defeat those who disturb the history and correct the wrong history. That person told me to tell you this."

The person that Uncle Xiahou was talking about was naturally that Dirty Shenjingbing who forcibly sent me here.

"Well, I already understand the importance of the matter, anyway, I just can't refuse, right?" I sat cross-legged with one arm folded over my chest, and I stretched out three fingers and said, "Now there are three things that make me very difficult."

"My lord, please tell me, there is nothing Zilong can't do."

"You really dare to brag about Haikou." I glanced at Zhao Yun, who was full of confidence. Could it be that if I want the stars and the moon, you can still pick them for me.

I put away three fingers and kept only one, compared them and said: "First, I am lucky, I don't want to have a dark face, I have been focusing on non-promotion for 100 years, and I have never released a gold suit. Simply put, I am The luck is very bad, and the possibility of finding all the members is slim."

After Uncle Xiahou heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched, "What about the second one?"

"Second, I was spoiled and spoiled, and I can't do it on the battlefield."

"It doesn't matter. Youchao is here to protect the lord comprehensively. The lord only needs to rest in the camp. Then lord, what is this third?"

I chuckled, pointed out three fingers and said, "The third one is actually a problem."

All the soldiers said in unison: "My lord, please speak."

I glanced at the four people who were listening carefully, and pointed to the sun outside.

In the entire conference hall, I shouted hysterically: "Every hero is looking for a rough guy! Is there a girl? I want a girl——!"

When I think of living with a group of old men, I have to face the men's dormitory full of sweat and smell, my heart almost collapses!