[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

Since Dong Zhuo's affairs ended, I have several more generals on hand.

When there are too many people, I can’t do it during the meeting. I changed to the method of sitting in a row in the classroom, using the existing space as much as possible, so that all members can enter the conference hall.Although I can experience the addiction of being a teacher during the meeting, I am not happy today.

Today is the day before Qixi Festival.

Qixi Festival, also known as Girls’ Day in ancient times, is a time when girls can usually wear costumes to party and play with their friends.

However, with the evolution of the times, the Qixi Festival with the legend of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is now the same as the Western Valentine's Day.

If it were placed in modern times, the day before Qixi Festival, I should have had a pleasant discussion with my friends about where to go, or called the bamboo horse who is also a single dog to go for a while.But now, because I came to save the world at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, I had to sit in the conference hall and watch a group of rough men discuss how to celebrate Qixi Festival for me.

Yes, they are discussing how to get me!Heart!Happy!Joy!spend the Qixi Festival.

This physical and mental pleasure, you know——

As the person presiding over this meeting, Guo Jia said very seriously: "My lord is old enough to be familiar with personnel affairs. Today, Jia called all the soldiers for the lord to choose. Qixi Festival, there must be something different."

Seeing the male concubines sitting in front of me lined up for me to choose, I feel a lot of pressure!

"Yaoshou, what do you want to do!" I almost reflexively covered my chest and tried to move back.

Guo Jia smiled and replied, "Naturally, it's to share the Lord's worries."

I was so startled that I took a few steps back, pressed my back against the wooden screen behind me, and retorted: "You are not sharing your worries, you are warming my bed!"

Guo Jia smiled slightly, and replied: "If my lord wants to think so, it's okay. Then, I would like to trouble you to choose quickly, because you are also busy."

"Since I'm busy, then..."

"My lord, please hurry up."

I looked at the smiling Guo Jia and realized that he wasn't just kidding with me!

qaq mother, my virginity is lost!

"Then..." I just glanced at Second Master, but I haven't said anything yet.

The second master got up and made a bow and confessed: "Forgive me, I can't be the candidate. The general has a family and his children have grown up. It is really not a good candidate. My lord can consider the son of the general."

Poor Guan Xing was sold by his father just like that.

I glanced at Guan Xing and saw the corners of his mouth twitching, his expression very helpless.

However, although he himself was helpless, he had no intention of refusing. Guan Xing stood up and said, "My lord, you can consider the last general, and the last general will satisfy the lord...uh...all your needs."

After Guan Xing finished speaking, he was too embarrassed to lift his head, and the tips of his ears were as red as red peppers.

"You can also consider me!" Guan Yinping stood up unwilling to be lonely, and waved to me, as if she was afraid that I would forget her.Because she was too focused to attract my attention, I didn't see how bright the faces of my father, brother and Zhu Ran were.

In other words, does she understand the meaning of warming the bed?

After the second master raised his objection, there were naturally others who disagreed.

Uncle Xiahou and Zhang Liao also pointed out that they were too old to be suitable candidates and withdrew from the selection.

No, in fact, the most surprising thing is that even Lu Bu raised objections: "The lord is so young, Bu really can't eat it. Of course, if the lord insists on choosing Bu, Bu is willing to teach the lord some personnel."

Is your face made of cowhide? !

"You go, you go, you go, anyone who doesn't like it, go!" I wish I had no one in front of my eyes, but unfortunately this is just a wish.

Except for Master Xun, who was responsible for the beauty in the city, and Zhu Ran, who had a crush, left.By the way, he originally wanted to take Guan Yinping away, but after being glared at by Guan Xing, he was deeply shocked and retreated to the seat next to Xun Yu. He could only stare at us with resentment while biting his handkerchief .

Except for these few, none of the others moved!

There is no other way, I can only start to reduce the number of people to ensure my chastity!And my first target is those who have families in my memory, I said: "Well... Dudu, don't you have a family? This...isn't very good."

Zhou Yu smiled slightly, clasped his chin with his hand and said, "Don't worry, my lord, it means Yu has experience. I'm sure she won't make my lord unhappy like those stunned young men."

How shameless——!But what he said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

With what Zhou Yu said, I gave up persuading people with families, and switched to the method of saving the country with curves that Lu Bu used back then.

I smiled and looked at the person sitting in front of me, and asked tentatively, "Sister Sun, are you joining in the fun?"

Sister Sun gave me a bright smile and replied: "I always feel very interesting. It would be a pity if I didn't participate. Besides, the silver screen is also there."

She has no memory of being married, and she is very ignorant of the deep meaning of warming the bed!

I struggled a bit and said again: "You are different!"

"My lord, you don't have to choose Ah Xiang."

No no no, I want to choose you!You are the safest of the bunch.

"Then..." Unfortunately, I was interrupted before I finished speaking.

Guo Jia saw through my little trick at a glance, and hit me hard: "Miss Guan and Miss Sun are unconditional. Of course, Xiao Aman is also unconditional, no! Yes! Choose! Yo!"

Mom, I'm doomed to lose my virginity today, right? !

Those who should not have been eliminated have been eliminated, and those that should have been eliminated have not been eliminated. Now all the ones left in front of me are young and strong.In Guan Xing's words, everything can meet my needs.

I asked with a sad face, "I, can I not choose?"

"No ~ can ~ yes ~."

If the time can be repeated again, I will definitely pretend that my aunt is here, yes!Big aunt!

Unfortunately, Guo Jia still expected it, and said bluntly: "My lord, Jia has recently read the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic. This book is very interesting."

"..." He actually knew my period! ! !

What a shame!He was able to speak to me so normally!Although the statement is very cryptic!

I was so shocked that the hairs stood up!

Seeing me, Guo Jia was very embarrassed. He glanced around at the people in front of him and said, "Is this not in line with the master's taste? Or, Lu Xun?"

"Ugh?"

Lu Xun has been absent-minded since just now. When Guo Jia called his name, he suddenly raised his head and met my gaze. He glanced at me from top to bottom, as if he remembered a certain scene, and his whole body was red like steamed. up crab.

Lu Xun lowered his head and said, "On that day, I should have... If the Lord has the heart... and before..."

Now Lu Xun is just over [-] years old, with his immature appearance coupled with the shyness of a young daughter-in-law, I feel an itch in my heart for my sister, and I really want to go forward and pull his cheeks, and pull them away from both sides.

Zhao Yun seemed to see what I was thinking, and said with a sip: "Lord Lu, be careful! That day the Lord was wearing a coat, and you didn't see a single bit of it!!"

"General Zhao is the one. Xun did see the lord's skin that day, so he should be responsible!"

Huh?Why did the topic go around to the issue of being responsible for me.

"The cloud still..."

"Wait for me!" In order to prevent these two from revealing what happened at that time, I quickly stopped them.After seeing the two of them shut up, they quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Unfortunately, Guo Jia asked with great interest: "Oh? What happened that day?"

"No, nothing..."

"My lord?"

"I choose Zhao Yun—! This is fine—!" Compared to Lu Xun who definitely has plans for me, compared to Zhang Xi who seems to have plans for me, and Zhou Yu who obviously has plans for me, Zhao Yun is indeed the best. Be safe.

Mom, this world is so safe, I want to go home——! ! !

After the personnel are selected, they are naturally sent to the bridal chamber (not!).

Sister Sun and Guan Yinping took the ignorant little Ah to hide from me because I wanted to know about personnel and went away.Now, Zhao Yun and I are sitting on the bed on the second floor in a daze.

I wanted to cry without tears, silently raised my head to look at Fang Liang, and said: "Zilong, that...you can go to sleep on Xiao Aman's bed."

Xiao Aman's bed is separated from me by a screen, so spending the night with Zhao Yun like this, although I still feel awkward, but it is still within the acceptable range.

"My lord..."

Zhao Yun called me softly, with a soft voice that was a little doting, and he treated me no differently than usual, but my heart contracted conditioned reflex when he heard his voice.The feeling of wanting to torture me to death, my heart being grabbed, unable to breathe freely, and some emotions rushing out of my body came again!

I still feel it!Shu!Clothes!

Am I really a jittery m? !

Immediately afterwards, he raised my chin tentatively, rubbed my cheek with his finger and asked, "But the cloud doesn't meet the master's requirements? Or the master doesn't like the cloud..."

no……

"My lord." Zhao Yun seemed to see what I was thinking, raised my other hand against his heart and said, "My lord, what did you hear?"

I blurted out: "Jump very fast."

He smiled helplessly, and explained: "Yun is very nervous, and is afraid that the Lord will not like it."

Help!Zilong, don't tease me like this——!

"My lord, Yun..."

"Okay, okay." I agreed to Zhao Yun tremblingly, and warned him: "If I turn my face on tomorrow morning and deny anyone, you can't blame me!"

Zhao Yun pressed a kiss on my forehead, and said softly, "Even if it's just for one night, Yun is willing."

The warm breath sprayed on my ears, and the tight muscles under my hands made my rationality collapse.

This night, it is autumn grass and autumn butterflies flying, lovesickness and sorrow.Why did we meet each other, put out the candle and untie the clothes (not).

the next day.

Guo Jia got up early and squatted at the entrance of the meeting hall at Maoshi (5 o'clock) and waited, while other generals also came to the entrance of the meeting hall intermittently to wait for the results. Open the door of the main house and come out,

Guo Jiali immediately stepped forward and said, "What happened to General Zhao last night?"

Seeing so many people squatting at the door, Zhao Yun's face turned red, and he replied intermittently, "Of course I will satisfy my lord's needs."

Guo Jia nodded after hearing this, but always felt that something was wrong.

Zhao Yun said again: "My lord slept soundly last night. Fortunately, my master arranged for Yun to warm the bed so that my lord would not freeze."

Warm quilt?

Guo Jia looked at Zhao Yun, who took it for granted, with a dazed expression. He touched his forehead and asked, "General Zhao, you...did nothing?"

Zhao Yun frowned, and asked back: "Didn't Mr. Guo say that all the needs of the Lord are met?"

"So you just warmed the bed." Lu Xun also looked at Zhao Yun with a confused expression on his face. He rubbed his forehead and sighed, "I'm relieved now." After finishing speaking, he left.

Zhang Yun also stood up and said, "It's nothing to worry about."

"Oh, it's a pity, it's a pity, if it's Yu." Zhou Dudu shook his head, looking like he hated iron but went back to work in the meeting hall.

Even Guo Jia, who presided over this matter, was defeated, he said: "Forget it, let it be like this."

I was on the second floor watching the group of onlookers leave, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hehe." There was a chuckle from downstairs after the successful teasing, I stretched my head to look down, and met the eyes of Zhao Yun who raised his head, there was no need to say anything, we both knew each other.

If this happens again in the future, I will definitely have to go to Zhao Yun.

When the matter was over, I relaxed and stretched my waist, and slowly walked back to the bed.

I endured it so hard last night, Zhao Yun's body is warm, and his muscles feel super comfortable to the touch.For a person like me who can't survive the cold weather, he is simply the most intimate human-shaped big pillow!Not only can it help me warm my bed, but it can also help me put my hand back under the blanket in time when I get so hot at night.

Because it was so sweet, I recited Xiao Jiujiu until midnight and fell asleep.

However, why do you always feel a little sore on your lips?Get angry?

Forget it, sleep and sleep, I'm sleepy.