[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous
Chapter 32 Dong Zhuozhang
It turns out that I was thinking too much.
I'm working hard with the scriptures, hoping that I can at least meet Lu Zhi's requirements in terms of knowledge.However, when I persisted in this way for four days and my whole body lost weight after reading, Lu Bu brought me good news.And take away all the efforts I made before——
"Bu went to give He Jin a sum of money, and vaguely explained that the youngest son worships Lu Shangshu. If he can worship Lu Shangshu, he will have nothing else to ask for." What Lu Bu said made me feel more ominous. strong.
I hurriedly asked, "And then?"
"Then, Emperor Ling made a decree, no matter whether Lu Zhi likes it or not, he has to accept you."
Knowing that I can still save the country with curves, I almost cried and bled, and complained with a mournful face: "I can't play with you happily anymore! Tell me earlier that this trick will kill you?!"
Lu Bu just smiled while drinking his tea.
Lu Shangshu is also quite pitiful, and was used by Emperor Ling in exchange for pocket money.If Lu Shangshu knew that he was worth pocket money, would he cry and bleed like me?
In this way, when the emperor disturbed me, I was successfully handed over to Lu Zhi's education.
When I was approved by the Lu Mansion to visit, I carried the small package that I had prepared earlier, and brought Sister Sun, who was dressed as an attendant, to the Lu Mansion.From then on, he was scolded and beaten every day, rested every ten days, his head was hanging from the beam, his buttocks were pierced, and he lived a fiery study life.
When I face Lu Zhi every day, it is probably like this: "Stupid! I have taught you several times to hold a pen like this, not like this! Hang your wrist for an hour."
There is also this: "Hey... If the emperor didn't praise you for being filial and honest, but for a little bit of learning, how could this old man agree to accept you."
Xiaolian, one of the subject examinations of the investigation system that must be passed by those who became officials in the Eastern Han Dynasty.Literally, filial piety means filial piety to parents and honesty in doing things.But because it is monopolized by the aristocratic family, folks have a nursery rhyme that satirizes this kind of examination, "to be a scholar, but not to know a book; to be a filial piety, to live away from your father".
A scholar does not necessarily have knowledge, and being filial and honest does not necessarily mean filial piety to his parents. This can be regarded as a manifestation of the collapse of the government at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
Although the great Confucians of the present age have great knowledge, no matter in which dynasty they are, they all have the common characteristic of being mostly pedantic, and Lu Zhi embodies the four characters of honesty, honesty and integrity to the fullest.
You probably can't imagine a generation of Shangshu wearing civilian clothes and raising livestock at home, right?
Ha ha, I have seen it.
And Lu Zhi himself looked like a little old man with a serious expression.
When we first met, I was very polite to this future teacher and bowed to him: "Zhang Liang and Zhang Ziqing pay respects to Lu Shangshu."
"Zhang Liang? Huh." Lu Zhi snorted coldly, as if because I was a student who was forced into his hands, my eyes were not eyes, and my nose was not a nose.
Fortunately, as a modern person, I have a thick skin, otherwise I would have to blush.
Lu Zhi said angrily: "Your father has very high expectations of you! How dare you name the founding father, don't you know how to avoid it! Change it, change it!"
The teacher took office three fires, Lu Shangshu's first fire was to write a letter to Lu Bu, asking him to agree to help me change my name.But before I finished my studies, he asked me to call me Zhang Jiasanlang first, and I was not allowed to call me Zhang Liang again!There is no need to change the words, and it is rare that it sounds pleasant to the ear.
And the second fire was to frighten me.
"This old man is strict in teaching, if you can't stand it, leave as soon as possible."
Where can I go!I can't go back to my baby city if I leave, okay?
In order to show that my mind is firm, I said: "Sanlang is willing to hang his head on the beam and stab his buttocks with an awl. Please Lu Shangshu accept Sanlang."
Lu Shangshu gave an inexplicable "hmm", as if he was quite satisfied with my awakening.
Lu Shangshu said: "The old man is usually busy with political affairs, and he can only teach you after Shenshi. From tomorrow, you will practice calligraphy at Chenshi, until you rest for half an hour at noon, and then write until Shenshi. When the old man comes back, I will make arrangements for you."
"Yes." I bowed in response, and was led by the servants of the Lu Mansion to rest in the tidied up room in the front yard.
As a person who has been busy with the college entrance examination in the third year of junior high school and studied by himself every night until dark, I am not at all afraid of the study time arranged by Lu Zhi. In modern times, it is about as easy as the sixth grade of elementary school. ah!
Lu Shangshu, you are still too immature compared to the modern third-year math teacher.
The next day, under my sister's worried gaze, I got up to exercise at Maoshi.
I have been practicing the Wu Qinxi taught by Hua Tuo. Although I don’t know how long I can last, I feel like I can eat more breakfast after practicing every day.
When Lu Zhi got up in the morning and saw me exercising in the yard, he frowned, left the government office without saying anything.
After dinner, Chenshi's servant took me to the study room, where he gave me a bamboo slip and asked me to copy and practice calligraphy from it.Until Lu Zhi came home, I was practicing calligraphy, and when I was tired, I would put down my pen to take a break. By Shen Shi, I had seriously copied the scroll of bamboo slips twice.
But only these are not enough.
When Lu Zhi came back to see me writing seriously, he was very pleased, but he was stunned for a moment when he picked up the unusually large bamboo slips that I had finished writing, and then he was completely angry after opening it.
"I treat you as a rotten wood! Kekeke, you actually... this word, oops." Lu Zhi was very angry with me, and cried while talking.
I guess, he probably regretted that he accepted me without inquiring clearly, ha ha.
From then on, learning was put aside, Lu Zhi asked me to practice calligraphy every day, and the more this happened, it was inevitable that he would yell at me in the study when he came back to check my homework every day.Fortunately, my mental quality is strong enough, otherwise I would have to be yelled at by him every day.
If I hadn't been driven into a hurry, I would have simply persuaded Lu Zhi with the words "If you don't have a bole, you will have a foot for thousands of miles." I'm afraid he would be thrown out of Lu's house.
According to Lu Shangshu's words, I still have a little knowledge, so I may not be able to become a generation of famous masters in the future.That is, I am a modern person who has condensed the essence of up and down 5000 years. If knowledge can’t cure you, an ancient person, how can you justify it?
But the handwriting in my hand is really tiring. Lu Zhi is blinded almost every time he sees my handwriting. He has been practicing for so long, so he must have a bit of character, but he didn't move a bit. How ugly can he be? How ugly, so ugly that it destroys the world.
I also really want to know why I can’t learn brush calligraphy——!
After Lu Zhi pressured me to learn brush calligraphy for five days, he finally realized that I was not expected to be a great writer. He simply changed my study schedule and asked me to study calligraphy for an hour in the morning and read books by myself in the rest of the time. Where he understands, he will explain it to me when he comes back at night.
Although Lu Zhi is strict, he is still very good as a teacher. When he knew that I wanted to learn Sun Tzu's Art of War, he directly gave up some prepared scriptures and devoted himself to teaching me Sun Tzu's Art of War.
At night, in the study room with lights on.
Lu Zhi held the bamboo slips written on Sun Tzu's Art of War, shook his head and said to me: "A general must know how to use soldiers and dare to use them. Soldiers are deceitful. There are three essentials for using soldiers. Do you know?"
"They are Shen Zhan, Five Matters and Seven Strategies, and Deceitful Twelve Skills." Back then in Puyang City, Guo Jia made me suffer on this, how could I not remember it!
Lu Zhi nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "Be wary, the Lord must not be angry and provoke the army, and the general must not go to war in anger. The most taboo thing on the battlefield is to be influenced by anger. A gentleman should think twice, but he must think twice."
"Then how to attack the unprepared and take it by surprise?"
"Snapped!"
As soon as I finished asking, the little pointer in Lu Zhi's hand knocked on my hand unceremoniously, and he said angrily, "You have to learn to walk before you learn how to crawl!"
"San Lang knows his mistake." I immediately admitted my mistake and continued to listen obediently.
Lu Zhi snorted softly, and continued: "Know yourself and know the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles. Timing, dormancy, and concealment are all indispensable. Only by adapting to changes can we win by surprise."
Lu Shangshu, you are actually a tsundere.
"Crack!" The pointer hit my hand again.
"Don't distract the old man!"
"Yes."
When I was released from the study by Lu Zhi, my hands were already swollen into pig's hooves.
Sister Sun, who was sitting outside the door, was stunned when she saw me holding up a pig's trotter, her eyes were full of distress, but she didn't dare to say it out loud, so she had to take me back to get medicine, chanting a few words in the room that Lu Shangshu's attack was too ruthless.
In this way, I lived under Lu Zhi's hand for ten days, and was finally released from the Lu Mansion, and I can go out and roam around!
After leaving the mansion, Sister Sun found a coachman to take me back to Zhang's mansion, but no one was in the mansion except Zhang He.
I asked Mrs. Jun who was sitting carelessly cross-legged without any image, "Where are all the people going?"
Zhang Xi, who had a very healthy life, looked up at me, put down the half-eaten fruits and vegetables, and replied: "Your elder brother and Master Wu left the house the day after you went to Lu's mansion, and haven't returned yet. And your father, I don’t stay at home every day to go out to socialize, I guess I died of drunkenness at that house..."
I chuckled and joked, "Mum, are you jealous?"
Zhang He didn't know what he thought of, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he drove me away and said, "Go back to Lu's mansion to learn your scriptures."
"Then I'm leaving~." Anyway, no one was in the Zhang residence, so I simply took Sister Sun and a few soldiers to go shopping.
Although it was under the banner of going out to buy things, I wanted to see if I could meet those two people again.
The city of Luoyang is huge, so if you want to find those two people, you can say no!Can!able!
Although I didn't meet those two people, I was not without gains.
"Mr. Hua!" Passing by a medical clinic accidentally, I saw Hua Tuo who was undergoing consultation, and rushed in immediately.Sister Sun also saw Hua Tuo, but she didn't come with me because she was afraid of being recognized.She asked several soldiers in plain clothes to guard the door, and she brought only one soldier to help me buy snacks.
"Ziqing, come in quickly." Hua Tuo was overjoyed to see me, and welcomed me into the hospital courtyard just because he had nothing to do.
Hua Tuo and I chatted warmly, then asked bluntly: "I wonder if Mr. Hua's work can be done?"
"Ah." Hua Tuo sighed softly, and said to me, "Don't bring this up again, it's really... ah."
I saw Hua Tuo sighing again and again, and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Ziqing doesn't know something, it's just a beacon show for the princes."
I'm working hard with the scriptures, hoping that I can at least meet Lu Zhi's requirements in terms of knowledge.However, when I persisted in this way for four days and my whole body lost weight after reading, Lu Bu brought me good news.And take away all the efforts I made before——
"Bu went to give He Jin a sum of money, and vaguely explained that the youngest son worships Lu Shangshu. If he can worship Lu Shangshu, he will have nothing else to ask for." What Lu Bu said made me feel more ominous. strong.
I hurriedly asked, "And then?"
"Then, Emperor Ling made a decree, no matter whether Lu Zhi likes it or not, he has to accept you."
Knowing that I can still save the country with curves, I almost cried and bled, and complained with a mournful face: "I can't play with you happily anymore! Tell me earlier that this trick will kill you?!"
Lu Bu just smiled while drinking his tea.
Lu Shangshu is also quite pitiful, and was used by Emperor Ling in exchange for pocket money.If Lu Shangshu knew that he was worth pocket money, would he cry and bleed like me?
In this way, when the emperor disturbed me, I was successfully handed over to Lu Zhi's education.
When I was approved by the Lu Mansion to visit, I carried the small package that I had prepared earlier, and brought Sister Sun, who was dressed as an attendant, to the Lu Mansion.From then on, he was scolded and beaten every day, rested every ten days, his head was hanging from the beam, his buttocks were pierced, and he lived a fiery study life.
When I face Lu Zhi every day, it is probably like this: "Stupid! I have taught you several times to hold a pen like this, not like this! Hang your wrist for an hour."
There is also this: "Hey... If the emperor didn't praise you for being filial and honest, but for a little bit of learning, how could this old man agree to accept you."
Xiaolian, one of the subject examinations of the investigation system that must be passed by those who became officials in the Eastern Han Dynasty.Literally, filial piety means filial piety to parents and honesty in doing things.But because it is monopolized by the aristocratic family, folks have a nursery rhyme that satirizes this kind of examination, "to be a scholar, but not to know a book; to be a filial piety, to live away from your father".
A scholar does not necessarily have knowledge, and being filial and honest does not necessarily mean filial piety to his parents. This can be regarded as a manifestation of the collapse of the government at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
Although the great Confucians of the present age have great knowledge, no matter in which dynasty they are, they all have the common characteristic of being mostly pedantic, and Lu Zhi embodies the four characters of honesty, honesty and integrity to the fullest.
You probably can't imagine a generation of Shangshu wearing civilian clothes and raising livestock at home, right?
Ha ha, I have seen it.
And Lu Zhi himself looked like a little old man with a serious expression.
When we first met, I was very polite to this future teacher and bowed to him: "Zhang Liang and Zhang Ziqing pay respects to Lu Shangshu."
"Zhang Liang? Huh." Lu Zhi snorted coldly, as if because I was a student who was forced into his hands, my eyes were not eyes, and my nose was not a nose.
Fortunately, as a modern person, I have a thick skin, otherwise I would have to blush.
Lu Zhi said angrily: "Your father has very high expectations of you! How dare you name the founding father, don't you know how to avoid it! Change it, change it!"
The teacher took office three fires, Lu Shangshu's first fire was to write a letter to Lu Bu, asking him to agree to help me change my name.But before I finished my studies, he asked me to call me Zhang Jiasanlang first, and I was not allowed to call me Zhang Liang again!There is no need to change the words, and it is rare that it sounds pleasant to the ear.
And the second fire was to frighten me.
"This old man is strict in teaching, if you can't stand it, leave as soon as possible."
Where can I go!I can't go back to my baby city if I leave, okay?
In order to show that my mind is firm, I said: "Sanlang is willing to hang his head on the beam and stab his buttocks with an awl. Please Lu Shangshu accept Sanlang."
Lu Shangshu gave an inexplicable "hmm", as if he was quite satisfied with my awakening.
Lu Shangshu said: "The old man is usually busy with political affairs, and he can only teach you after Shenshi. From tomorrow, you will practice calligraphy at Chenshi, until you rest for half an hour at noon, and then write until Shenshi. When the old man comes back, I will make arrangements for you."
"Yes." I bowed in response, and was led by the servants of the Lu Mansion to rest in the tidied up room in the front yard.
As a person who has been busy with the college entrance examination in the third year of junior high school and studied by himself every night until dark, I am not at all afraid of the study time arranged by Lu Zhi. In modern times, it is about as easy as the sixth grade of elementary school. ah!
Lu Shangshu, you are still too immature compared to the modern third-year math teacher.
The next day, under my sister's worried gaze, I got up to exercise at Maoshi.
I have been practicing the Wu Qinxi taught by Hua Tuo. Although I don’t know how long I can last, I feel like I can eat more breakfast after practicing every day.
When Lu Zhi got up in the morning and saw me exercising in the yard, he frowned, left the government office without saying anything.
After dinner, Chenshi's servant took me to the study room, where he gave me a bamboo slip and asked me to copy and practice calligraphy from it.Until Lu Zhi came home, I was practicing calligraphy, and when I was tired, I would put down my pen to take a break. By Shen Shi, I had seriously copied the scroll of bamboo slips twice.
But only these are not enough.
When Lu Zhi came back to see me writing seriously, he was very pleased, but he was stunned for a moment when he picked up the unusually large bamboo slips that I had finished writing, and then he was completely angry after opening it.
"I treat you as a rotten wood! Kekeke, you actually... this word, oops." Lu Zhi was very angry with me, and cried while talking.
I guess, he probably regretted that he accepted me without inquiring clearly, ha ha.
From then on, learning was put aside, Lu Zhi asked me to practice calligraphy every day, and the more this happened, it was inevitable that he would yell at me in the study when he came back to check my homework every day.Fortunately, my mental quality is strong enough, otherwise I would have to be yelled at by him every day.
If I hadn't been driven into a hurry, I would have simply persuaded Lu Zhi with the words "If you don't have a bole, you will have a foot for thousands of miles." I'm afraid he would be thrown out of Lu's house.
According to Lu Shangshu's words, I still have a little knowledge, so I may not be able to become a generation of famous masters in the future.That is, I am a modern person who has condensed the essence of up and down 5000 years. If knowledge can’t cure you, an ancient person, how can you justify it?
But the handwriting in my hand is really tiring. Lu Zhi is blinded almost every time he sees my handwriting. He has been practicing for so long, so he must have a bit of character, but he didn't move a bit. How ugly can he be? How ugly, so ugly that it destroys the world.
I also really want to know why I can’t learn brush calligraphy——!
After Lu Zhi pressured me to learn brush calligraphy for five days, he finally realized that I was not expected to be a great writer. He simply changed my study schedule and asked me to study calligraphy for an hour in the morning and read books by myself in the rest of the time. Where he understands, he will explain it to me when he comes back at night.
Although Lu Zhi is strict, he is still very good as a teacher. When he knew that I wanted to learn Sun Tzu's Art of War, he directly gave up some prepared scriptures and devoted himself to teaching me Sun Tzu's Art of War.
At night, in the study room with lights on.
Lu Zhi held the bamboo slips written on Sun Tzu's Art of War, shook his head and said to me: "A general must know how to use soldiers and dare to use them. Soldiers are deceitful. There are three essentials for using soldiers. Do you know?"
"They are Shen Zhan, Five Matters and Seven Strategies, and Deceitful Twelve Skills." Back then in Puyang City, Guo Jia made me suffer on this, how could I not remember it!
Lu Zhi nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "Be wary, the Lord must not be angry and provoke the army, and the general must not go to war in anger. The most taboo thing on the battlefield is to be influenced by anger. A gentleman should think twice, but he must think twice."
"Then how to attack the unprepared and take it by surprise?"
"Snapped!"
As soon as I finished asking, the little pointer in Lu Zhi's hand knocked on my hand unceremoniously, and he said angrily, "You have to learn to walk before you learn how to crawl!"
"San Lang knows his mistake." I immediately admitted my mistake and continued to listen obediently.
Lu Zhi snorted softly, and continued: "Know yourself and know the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles. Timing, dormancy, and concealment are all indispensable. Only by adapting to changes can we win by surprise."
Lu Shangshu, you are actually a tsundere.
"Crack!" The pointer hit my hand again.
"Don't distract the old man!"
"Yes."
When I was released from the study by Lu Zhi, my hands were already swollen into pig's hooves.
Sister Sun, who was sitting outside the door, was stunned when she saw me holding up a pig's trotter, her eyes were full of distress, but she didn't dare to say it out loud, so she had to take me back to get medicine, chanting a few words in the room that Lu Shangshu's attack was too ruthless.
In this way, I lived under Lu Zhi's hand for ten days, and was finally released from the Lu Mansion, and I can go out and roam around!
After leaving the mansion, Sister Sun found a coachman to take me back to Zhang's mansion, but no one was in the mansion except Zhang He.
I asked Mrs. Jun who was sitting carelessly cross-legged without any image, "Where are all the people going?"
Zhang Xi, who had a very healthy life, looked up at me, put down the half-eaten fruits and vegetables, and replied: "Your elder brother and Master Wu left the house the day after you went to Lu's mansion, and haven't returned yet. And your father, I don’t stay at home every day to go out to socialize, I guess I died of drunkenness at that house..."
I chuckled and joked, "Mum, are you jealous?"
Zhang He didn't know what he thought of, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he drove me away and said, "Go back to Lu's mansion to learn your scriptures."
"Then I'm leaving~." Anyway, no one was in the Zhang residence, so I simply took Sister Sun and a few soldiers to go shopping.
Although it was under the banner of going out to buy things, I wanted to see if I could meet those two people again.
The city of Luoyang is huge, so if you want to find those two people, you can say no!Can!able!
Although I didn't meet those two people, I was not without gains.
"Mr. Hua!" Passing by a medical clinic accidentally, I saw Hua Tuo who was undergoing consultation, and rushed in immediately.Sister Sun also saw Hua Tuo, but she didn't come with me because she was afraid of being recognized.She asked several soldiers in plain clothes to guard the door, and she brought only one soldier to help me buy snacks.
"Ziqing, come in quickly." Hua Tuo was overjoyed to see me, and welcomed me into the hospital courtyard just because he had nothing to do.
Hua Tuo and I chatted warmly, then asked bluntly: "I wonder if Mr. Hua's work can be done?"
"Ah." Hua Tuo sighed softly, and said to me, "Don't bring this up again, it's really... ah."
I saw Hua Tuo sighing again and again, and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Ziqing doesn't know something, it's just a beacon show for the princes."
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