[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

History has taught us many times, don't go head-to-head with the second master, or teach you to be a new man every minute.Think about going to meetings alone, think about riding thousands of miles alone, think about going through five stages and killing six generals——! ! !

How many naked lessons are set before us!

mother!I don't want to be a part of the Second Master's performance at all--slashing the savior or something!

However, Zhao Yun didn't know the monstrous thoughts in my heart, he still had the heart to comfort me and said: "My lord, don't be afraid!"

"I'm not afraid..." My legs were weak.

Especially when I saw you throwing the pot out, and then picked up the stool next to you to fight, I have no love in my life.You don't even have a decent weapon, yet you want to beat Guan Yu!You really deserve to be the bold Zhao Yun!I'm going to cry, okay?I beg Brother Zhao to stop making trouble, please take me for a run first.We can take the long view, really!

The expectation in my heart was like a pebble thrown out, just like that, it was just in vain.

Zhao Yun bravely grabbed the stool to meet Guan Yu who was rushing over, and with a slash of the Yanyue knife, the stool was split in two!

"Ohmygod——!" I was so frightened that I couldn't even speak Chinese. Watching Zhao Yun narrowly dodge Guan Yu's knife, the knife was just a little bit cut on Zhao Yun's arm!

How can Zhao Yun, who has only half a stool left, fight Guan Yu!

As I still had a little sense, I immediately turned my head to find the soldier, at least find a decent weapon for Zhao Yun!How can the broad and profound stool of the Chinese nation be the opponent of Qinglong Yanyue Dao? This is not a movie theater!

The little soldier was also clever, he ran into the tavern at some point and came out with a gun.It's just that this gun is made of wood, and it looks ordinary at first glance.But now we don't have time to pick and choose weapons, the soldier immediately threw the gun out and shouted: "General Zhao catch it!"

The half of the stool also ended up like the basin, and Zhao Yun threw it out to disturb Guan Yu's sight. He caught the gun thrown by the soldier and swept it immediately.

An ordinary wooden spear is no match for Qinglong Yanyue Dao.

Regardless of the whistling sound of the wooden spear being played by Zhao Yun, and the wooden pole was about to be bent, it didn't have much impact on the Yanyue knife.He is still standing in Guan Yu's hands, and he can still resist the stabbing of wooden spears with an obviously iron pole.As for Zhao Yun, it was even worse, and he didn't dare to use the wooden pole to receive the attack, because he was afraid of being stabbed.

My mind quickly flashed to Sun Dasheng in Journey to the West who went to ask for the Poseidon needle.

"This obviously won't work!" No matter how powerful a general is, how can he do without a weapon at hand!

I was running around in a hurry, but I couldn't think of a way to help Zhao Yun. I could only watch helplessly after he was shocked by Guan Yu, and his whole body seemed to be stiff. Then he was pushed out by Guan Yu, and he hit the ground. The wall of the restaurant slid down.

"Brother Yun!"

"Master, my lord, let's go!" Zhao Yunqiang, who had been seriously injured, struggled to stand up, and then met Guan Yu, whose eyes were red and obviously gone berserk.

"Why isn't Xiahou Dun here—!" I beat my useless leg angrily, not to mention helping, I was so frightened by the berserk Guan Yu that I couldn't even move a step, I couldn't even run.I can only watch Zhao Yun force himself to block Guan Yu who is coming towards me.

"My lord has offended me." The thin soldier standing beside me picked me up and ran away on his back.

This little soldier chose to protect me and abandon the cloud.

"Run away! What's the use of us running away if Zhao Yun is not here!" I had some vague guesses, leaving Zhao Yun like this, would Guan Yu increase his berserk like stacking buffs? !After all, his target was me at first glance!Just relying on this little soldier in front of us, we are both dead!

Sure enough, as I expected, the little soldier hadn't run ten meters away with me on his back, and the second master caught up with me! ! !

"Wow! Run -!" I patted Xiao Bing on the shoulder vigorously, wishing I could jump down and run with him on my back.

I looked back desperately, and saw that the second master had come behind him, and he raised the Qinglong Yanyue knife that seemed to emit a strange green light in his hand, and he was about to chop it off.

"Second Master, please spare me—!"

I didn't have time to think, so I grabbed the soldier's clothes reflexively, and turned to the side with all my strength, bringing him down to the ground.The two of us were like hoops rolling out, rolling over two meters away due to inertia.And the Yanyue knife slashed directly on the ground, cutting a long crack.

This rift felt like a split in my heart, and my blood went cold.

The little soldier turned over quickly, and he met Guan Yu in order to protect me.It's a pity that he was kicked five meters away by the second master, and passed out on the ground.

Guan Yu retracted the Crescent Moon Knife, and turned his head to look at me sinisterly, as if he was thinking about cutting there first! ! !

Witnessing this situation, I broke out in a cold sweat, sat on the ground and kicked my legs back quickly to retreat.

mother!I managed to grow up so big, am I going to die here!

"Second, Second Master..." I stared at Guan Yu who was walking with a sullen face in fear, not even daring to blink.I always feel that if there is an eye-catching gap, the second master will take the head of the item.

However, when I saw Guan Yu swinging his knife, I couldn't help closing my eyes.

"My lord, be careful—!" An urgent call came, and before I could react to what happened, I was hugged by someone who came and rolled to the side twice.There was a popping sound next to my ear, followed by the screams of horses neighing, and then the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground. I knew that the Crescent Moon Knife must have been hit...

"Guan Yu! Let a certain company be your opponent today!"

Hearing Uncle Xiahou's voice, my whole body relaxed.

Once this person relaxes, he tends to relax easily, and once he relaxes... he will vibrate in a hopeless way.

"Don't be afraid, my lord." The person who saved my life tightened his arms. If he didn't make a sound, I'd be better off, but when he made a sound, I almost fell to my knees.His tone similar to Natsume Takashi made me feel bad instead!

Sure enough, when I opened my eyes and looked up, I saw the guy who bullied Zhao Yun last time!It's just that at this moment he didn't cover his head, and his eyes seemed to be smiling, reflecting my face that was pale with fright.Although the body temperature is lower than mine, it no longer gives people that lifeless, corpse-like feeling.

"You..." I couldn't accept the huge amount of information for a while.There is no time to react, and our actions today are a bit inelegant.

He who was pressed by my waist slightly smiled and said: "This matter is a long story, when the immediate matter is resolved..."

"That's right! What's happening right now! And Brother Yun! Brother Yun got into a fight with Second Master just now to protect me! Now his life and death are unknown!" I don't want anything to happen to Zhao Yun at all!I actually thought it would be great if Guan Yu could just knock him out like he knocked out the little soldier just now!

If something happens to Brother Yun, I will blame myself to death!

I hurriedly got up from my husband, and I was not even afraid of seeing the corpse of the horse, so I focused all my attention on Zhao Yun.

And the gentleman who got up, immediately stopped me who was in a mess, and he comforted me: "My lord, don't worry, first help General Xiahou to restrain Guan Yu is the right thing to do, you don't want General Xiahou to..."

Mr. didn't finish his sentence, but I knew exactly what he was pointing at, but the problem was: "You and I can only add trouble to Uncle Xiahou! You look weaker than me, and it would be a waste of help for Uncle Xiahou!" It's not bad."

"Uncle?" The gentleman was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst into laughter: "Hahaha, you call General Xiahou uncle..."

He laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and he felt like he was going to lose his breath laughing.

As long as I have some strength, I will definitely kick him to death first: "You are still laughing! Is it time to laugh now! You are so relaxed, so why don't you try to help General Xiahou!"

"Haha... yes, it's Jia's fault, cough cough." He coughed a few times, and immediately resumed his serious expression: "Then to be serious, it's not difficult to stop Guan Yu, just stimulate him as you stimulate me. .”

"Stimulation?" I was at a loss.

The husband explained unhurriedly: "I passed away due to illness before I was alive, and there were too many things that could not be completed, but Yuan Rang let me go through this again cruelly, and I suddenly came to my senses. This method should also It can work on Guan Yu, does my lord think of how to do it?"

I always feel that I have heard about Mr.'s experience, but I don't have time to think about whether he is the one I guessed before.Now, my head is full of what Sister Sun said to me back then.

She said: "My lord, have you ever thought that the failures in your life can't be changed after countless repetitions?"

"What is Second Master's biggest failure?" I heard my husband's voice asking softly, and subconsciously replied, "Maicheng."

There is a passage in the history I read: "The battle of Jingzhou, Sun Quan and Cao Cao attacked Guan Yu from the north to the south. They were attacked by the enemy. There was no way to advance and no way to retreat. Guan Yu died in the line of duty... Liu Bei also lost Jingzhou forever." The story of "Guan Yunchang was defeated and fled Maicheng" in history.

I don't need my husband to say much, I know what I should do.

"Find a horse! Go to the fields!"

Recently, a well is being dug on the farmland. According to my observations from the past few days, the size of the well is like a trap, and the depth is enough. If it is covered with haystacks, it will be enough to make my second master, who is only seen by Kuanghua, fall. .

So, now comes the question.

"I don't know how to ride a horse." I looked at the gentleman who was looking for a horse, and told him the bad news quite honestly.

What if you can't ride a horse?It's easy to solve.

"I'm not talented, but I happen to be good at equestrianism." The gentleman said with a smile, without waiting for my reaction, he pulled me past, picked me up and sent me to the horse.

Once again I enjoyed the sack treatment, only this time instead of being thrown, I was sent.

Without waiting for me to turn around, Mr. jumped on the horse, straightened me up like a doll, reined in the reins and shouted behind him: "General Guan, this Zijia is taken away. Drive!" After shouting, immediately Drive the horse forward.

I stretched my head out to take a look, and I happened to see the second master who heard that I was about to run away, his eyes were red and he was about to chase after me.It's a pity that Xiahou Dun stopped him before he took two steps. The fight between the two gave us enough time to run to the field to set up traps.When my husband and I covered the well with a thin layer of hay, and sprinkled some on the side to prevent Guan Yu from being suspicious, it happened that he had already thrown off Xiahou Dun and came after him.

Standing in front of the well, I looked back worriedly at Mr. who was hiding behind the haystack, and he waved to me reassuringly.

Feeling strangely calm, I turned around and pinched my waist and shouted, "Second Lord, come here!"

Seeing me, Guan Yu was as indifferent as he expected, and immediately rushed towards me with his knife in hand. Just as he was about to swing the knife to take my head, he didn't pay attention to his feet, and stepped into the well pit with one foot. With a bewildered grunt, he fell in.

With a very cheap image, the second master plunged his head into the soft soil and did not move.

I stood by the well and looked into it, and asked the gentleman who walked beside me: "He, he, why didn't he move, no, no..."

The husband slightly raised his hand, interrupted me and said, "It's okay, I'll wake up in less than half an hour."

"Oh." I looked at Guan Yu in the pit again with a little worry, and walked back quickly with a delicate mood.Compared with the second master I respect in my heart, I am still more worried about the situation of Zhao Yun and Uncle Xiahou.

When my husband and I rushed to the tavern, Zhao Yun and Uncle Xiahou were sitting there. Although they were in a mess, they were not in danger of their lives. Even the little soldier who was kicked unconscious by the second master before was fine. Bandage the wound with Uncle Xiahou.

"Great." Seeing that they were safe, I felt a little bit exhausted, but luckily the gentleman beside me supported me.

After the matter was over, I finally had time to look at the gentleman in front of me: "Thank you, sir, for the help, but... who are you?" Although I had guessed it before, it's useless if I don't admit it.

The gentleman replied with a smile: "Guo Jia, Guo Fengxiao."

"Hehe." I don't know if there was a lottery in ancient times, so I really want to buy one.

Before, I dared to argue with Guo Jia, who was called "talent strategy, the world's wonder" by history books. Now that I think about it, it's a miracle that I didn't cry in anger.

"I don't know the name of the lord?"