[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

Since I unconsciously made an overly intimate gesture last time, now Zhao Yun hides when he sees me.

When he sees me, he is no different from a rabbit meeting a hunter. He always keeps a distance of ten meters from me, with his little ears standing upright. As long as I take a step forward, he will take a big step back in shock. , It simply treats me like a plague.

I am a modern person, as long as I am familiar with people to a certain extent and can be called a brother and friend, even if the opposite is a male best friend, I can still make intimacy without any care.Whispering in one's ear is really just the lightest level of intimacy in modern times.

From now on, if I accidentally make a gesture of holding hands or hugging, I doubt that Zhao Yun may hide from me for the rest of my life.

Otz Yun brother my pot, you forgive me!I promise to pay attention next time.

Facts have proved that until he arrived in Xiaopei safely, Brother Yun used practical actions to show that he was unwilling to forgive me.However, every time I run after him, I can see his red ear tips hidden in his hair, which is also a kind of compensation.

Now the world is not in great chaos, and a small place like Xiaopei can be called a three-no area. There is no owner, no soldiers, no prefects, and there is not even a decent city gate. It seems that it has not been repaired for thousands of years. , The walls made of earth are full of potholes.

Fortunately, Xiaopei is far away from the Qiang people's activity area, even if the city here is dilapidated, he is not afraid of being invaded.The highest status here is the Shu family, that is, the small and medium landlords, also known as the humble family.

Zhao Yun told me that if it was a noble family, that is, a family that has been an official for generations, it would be impossible for us to enter so easily.

Therefore, even if I have no identity and background, I can easily meet them as long as I pay a little gold and silver. To meet the elder of the common clan who is the most qualified among these people, I will "create Taiping Taoism and teach everyone to do good deeds and accumulate virtue." For this reason, I won a place in Xiaopei, and I don't need to worry about things after that.

Zhang Jiao arranged for three people to follow me to preach. One of them looked older than Zhao Yun, and his name was Guan Hai. The other two, the younger one was called Bian Xi, and the older one was called Zhang Kai.

When I first heard their self-introduction, I stared at the three of them for a long time.

Although these three people are not well-known, they are more capable than the other. Let’s talk about Guan Hai first. It was mentioned in the Romance that he besieged Kong Rong with his death, but they sent Tai Shici to seek help from Liu Bei, and Guan Erye came for ten rounds. took his life; and Bian Xi is even more famous, he voted for Cao Cao to guard Sishui Pass, was betrayed by a monk at the Zhenguo Temple and beheaded by the second master; Cai deliberately killed Cao Cao, and his father Cao Song (recorded in Wu Shu) defected to Yuan Shu.The reason why he was made the leader was because he was the only one among the three who was given a knighthood.

It is also said that Cao Song was killed by Xuzhou Tao Qian, who disliked Cao Cao.Anyway, from my point of view, Father Cao is really unlucky, and his son has made great progress, but he himself has not enjoyed a single day of blessing.

There are many things to be busy in Xiaopei.Like repairing Taoist temples, opening up wasteland and farming, of course, I don't need to do all of these.I just need to go for a stroll around the city every day, meet Tanma in disguise, exchange the latest situation with them, and find out how Uncle Xiahou is going.

I spent the whole summer wandering around like this, and soon Xiaopei ushered in the autumn when the yellow leaves fell on the ground.

Today's Taiping Taoist Temple already has very objective believers. Everyone seems to have been brainwashed. They kneel down and worship the three pure statues in the Taoist Temple. Generally, only Taoist priests are allowed to worship in the hall.

At the beginning, when I first knew that there were gods in the temple that I could not worship, I couldn't understand it.

That night, I asked Zhao Yun: "I asked Guan Hai today, and he said that the side hall enshrines the old fairy Nanhua. Who is the old fairy Nanhua?" I searched my memory, but there was no such thing. goods.But the Taoist priests regarded him as their fate, and worshiped him three times a day as if it was time to eat.

Zhao Yun, who was wiping his face with a wet towel and wiping off today's fatigue, put down the towel. He whispered, "The chief culprit in the troubled times."

"You mean Old Immortal Nanhua?!" I looked at Zhao Yun who was nodding in shock, and then whispered, "Why is he the culprit? What's the situation?"

"It was Zhang Jiao who passed on the important techniques of Taiping." When Zhao Yun said this, I understood it in seconds.

I nodded in understanding, looking a bit like a weasel who stole eggs.Seeing me like this, Zhao Yun shook his head helplessly. He got up and closed the window for the ventilation. When he came back, he picked up his clothes and covered me and said, "It's late at night, go to bed quickly."

I covered my clothes and lay down, I couldn't sleep because of something in my heart, so I lightly tugged Zhao Yun's sleeve sitting beside me and said, "Brother Yun, I can't sleep."

"This..." Zhao Yun looked at me very embarrassed, he seemed to have thought of something, and asked in a low voice: "Do you want to be coaxed?"

"what?"

Mom, am I dreaming!A generation of generals actually wants to coax me to sleep! ?

"Sing a lullaby?" I asked him half-jokingly.

Zhao Yun thought about it seriously, and it didn't look like he was joking with me at all. Just in case, I asked again: "Hehe, brother, are you kidding me?"

Zhao Yun shook his head and explained: "Brother Yuan Rang said that my younger brother might be awkward on the road, so let Yun try to coax you. Lord... brother, do you want to listen? Although Yun hasn't learned much, he has sung a few songs. A home tune is still acceptable."

I'm not in the mood to listen to Zhao Yun singing ditties, and my mind is full of who is "Yuan Rang"?

Yuan Ren Yuan Ren?I went through these two words several times in my head, and suddenly realized, what the hell!Isn't that the word of Uncle Xiahou!Have I owed your family money in the Three Kingdoms era for the rest of my life?Even if you leave and let Zhao Yun give you a sense of presence, what are you doing?

"Fortunately, I was worried that he couldn't fall asleep because he didn't send any news recently..." I rolled over and closed my eyes, pretending to be asleep, too lazy to talk to Zhao Yun, who was now on the same line as Uncle Xiahou.

——I promised to be the master——!

There was a little embarrassment in the quiet room, but the upright and good young man Zhao Yun helped me tuck my clothes indifferently: "My lord, don't worry." I heard him comforting me in a low voice.

"Brother Yuan Rang is a hundred times better than Yun in Wentao and Wushu. Since he proposed to leave alone, he must be [-]% sure, but Yun..."

Yes, if you think about it carefully, Xiahou Dun is following a weak scholar who has no power to restrain a chicken. We have a military general who is so aggressive that just standing there is enough to scare people to death.Even Guan Hai and the three of them avoided him.That person didn't know what order Zhang Jiao had given, and he did nothing like me on weekdays, staying in the room every day.

"Brother Yun, I always feel that something is going to happen..."

"There are clouds here." Zhao Yun patted my shoulder lightly, humming a soft melody I had never heard before.Gradually, I actually closed my eyes a little sleepy.

Back then, I really didn't like being slapped and coaxed to sleep by my mother!Because of patting and patting, I finally fell asleep and would be photographed again!

But unexpectedly... haha... I may be really tired...

I don't know what time it is, I was half asleep and half awake, and I heard Zhao Yun, who was guarding me, say: "The cloud is here.", "The cloud is here." He repeated these two words again and again, as if he was talking to me. Said, as if speaking to himself.

When the cloud is here, I feel at ease.

Early in the morning.

Just after dawn, I was called up by Zhao Yun.

"Master...brother, brother, wake up."

I couldn't wake up in the morning, and I was angry when I woke up. Now I'm impatient to be shaken and shaken by Zhao Yun, and I don't care who is around me when I get angry. I immediately complained: "What's wrong! Let’s talk about it… huh…"

"No, Brother, you are bleeding!" Zhao Yun's words dispelled my drowsiness immediately.

With Zhao Yun's reminder, I felt a bit wet under my nose, and the bloody smell of rust made me sick.

Almost at the same time I sat up suddenly, the warm liquid spread from the nasal cavity, rushed out of the nose, and dripped on the coat covering my body, the red liquid was on the clothes A little bit of dazzling flowers bloomed.

Before I could react and blocked my nose with my hand, Zhao Yun acted first: "My lord, why did you suddenly have a nosebleed?"

I stared blankly at Zhao Yun who was helping me pinch my nose to look for water, and panic surged in my heart that I hadn't seen in many years: "Yun, Brother Yun, hurry up..."

"Wait a minute, my lord, Yun is going to fetch water." He said, picking up a small corner of his clothes to help me plug my nose, and he was about to fetch water with a basin.

How dare I let him go!Immediately, he jumped off the bed with his clothes in his arms to stop him: "No, no! I mean, we have to go!"

I am anemic, and I can count the records of nosebleeds from childhood to severe on my fingers. Such a large number of nosebleeds has only appeared a few times in my life memory.

I won’t talk about nosebleeds after eating too much jelly beans.

The first time there was such a large amount was when I went to a private school for foreign entrance exams. On the night before the list was released, I also had a bad feeling like last night. Then, in the morning, I suddenly had a nosebleed. Naturally, the private school failed the list It failed; the second time it happened was the college entrance examination, and I tried my best to go to a school farther away, but what happened in junior high school still happened, and I still failed the exam.

After that, I went to find a job, and this happened once. I was not accepted by the company with the right skills, and later I became a small assistant who only needed to run errands.

The experience and lessons I have learned since I was a child tell me that something will happen today——!

And the only guy who can think of giving me a fatal blow is that general!

I didn't bother to wipe my nosebleeds, and ran out with Zhao Yun who didn't even have time to put down the basin. Fortunately, it was only dawn now, and there were no people in the Taoist temple or on the street. We ran out of the Taoist temple without washing at all, and we were not surrounded.I just ran like this all the way without any image at all, and I dragged Zhao Yun to the restaurant where horse hunting activities are usually carried out.

Before I entered the room to find someone, I saw the little soldier who usually helped deliver the news, and he was returning from the outside.

"My lord." Seeing me salute in a low voice, the soldier took out a small piece of bamboo from his sleeve and handed it to me.

I immediately handed the bamboo piece to Zhao Yun and urged him to read the words on it.

"Idea?" Zhao Yun, who had finished reading, looked at me blankly asking for a solution.

"It's normal if you don't understand slang." Before we parted from Uncle Xiahou, I negotiated a secret code with him. If he was in danger or found out Mr.'s details, he would send me a message in slang.And this "idea" is exactly what I taught him, and it means "enemy" in Jianghu Chundian.

I subconsciously turned my head to look at the way I came from just now, and at some point there was already a military general standing there holding a Crescent Moon Saber, not angry but arrogant.

With a big red face and five long beards, what a bearded man.

I just feel that life is bleak, and sure enough, tragedy is coming again!

Let me tell you what to do when you meet the second master who doesn’t have a weapon and doesn’t ride a horse: “Run while he doesn’t have a red rabbit——!”