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Steve found that his childhood sweetheart had stopped wandering around outside recently, and was obediently turning back and forth between two o'clock and one line every day.This made Steve, who was worried about this bamboo horse who was more than three years younger than him and lived alone at a young age, feel very satisfied and strange.

You must know that he has exhausted all means before, but he has not changed the other party's hobbies of skipping class, fighting, and dominating the street corner.Now the other party doesn't say that they are fighting and skipping class, and their grades are also improving by leaps and bounds.Steve was late for a year of school due to physical reasons, and then caught up with Bucky and skipped a grade. The two of them were in the same class, and they passed the test from the bottom to the positive. The law turns a blind eye.

"Huh?" Bucky, who was asked by Steve, stopped picking fruit and looked up at Steve, "Did you get stuck after getting your head dyed by a violent woman!" His contempt was palpable, "What? It’s called why I suddenly changed my mind recently! I suddenly realized that I should study hard and make progress every day, isn’t it okay?”

"Yes, yes, but you have..." Steve looked at the other party's murderous eyes and didn't say the second half of the sentence.

"Because I want to suppress that violent woman!" Bucky gritted his teeth a little bit, "And I want to attack that shameless psychopath both in terms of IQ and behavior! Have you ever seen a girl who throws all her underwear to boys to wash? Order me to wash it twice, why doesn't she die!"

"Uh..." Steve was a little embarrassed, and changed the subject tactfully.Speaking of which, Bucky and Via have been living together for almost a month, and Steve, who hasn't visited much because the final exam is approaching, has no way of imagining what the bamboo horse's house with two dynamite packs is like now.

"What else can it be, that self-righteous psychopath has already regarded my house as hers!" Bucky groaned and paid the money and walked home, "It just so happens that the exam is over today, you should come to my house for dinner too! That violent man recently She yells for her little sweetheart every day, little sweetheart~" imitating An Meng's twisted voice, "It didn't disgust me to death!"

"Going to your house for dinner?" Steve looked at Bucky, wondering if the other party realized that his tone of voice was completely different from before.It's just that Steve couldn't tell what was wrong, but simply felt that something had changed quietly without her knowing.

"It smells so good~" Steve smelled a scent in the corridor, "Who's cooking!"

"Well, Violence's food is not bad, you should try her biscuits! I'm back!" Bucky slipped it from his pocket, took out the key and opened the door.Then when he opened the door, he yelled into the corridor proficiently: "Hey, the fruit you want! Pay! There is also a service fee!"

"Hehe, how rampant are you again?" Steve stared dumbfounded at the girl in an apron who was holding a frying pan with one hand and putting the other under the frying pan to control the flame, "The meal just made is still hot, huh Look at your face!" If there were no two flames that appeared beside the girl in response, the scene in front of her would be incomparable.

"Hehe, you have the ability to change your two balls of fire to blue for me!" Bucky laughed as if he didn't think it was a big deal, "In this way, you can scare me when you walk on the road alone at night. Pervert! Ah, I forgot, the most dangerous pervert within a ten-mile radius is obviously you! You won’t even let me take a bath!”

"You have the nerve to say, who showed up in the bathroom in the morning without even wearing underwear!" With a shake of his head, he walked into the kitchen with the frying pan in his hand.Continue to turn on the mocking mode while walking: "You have the ability to cook by yourself, why don't you ask me to help you with your homework, even though I am helping the poor!"

"You have the ability to go back to your own house! This is my house, I'm willing to be naked!" Take off your shoes, carry your bag and schoolbag and follow to the kitchen, "It seems to order me to buy this and that every day, and ask you a question. And making irresponsible remarks is as if my mother is not you!"

"It's as if the person who washed the clothes twice and still hasn't washed them is not you! Also, I think I'm your mother. I didn't worry about you except for your girlfriend. I'll take care of you. What is the difference between you drinking and your mother! Oh, I almost forgot, if any girl is with you, it will save the world!" Put Chao Chao on the still burning stove, and remove the flame in his hand.

Steve took off his shoes silently, opened the shoe cabinet with ease, looked at half of the girl's shoes in the cabinet for a couple of seconds, then stepped on the floor and entered the living room.The two people who ignored him passed by their ears. In the kitchen, the two people who were completely immersed in their own world swept away the pillows on the sofa that they hadn't seen more than a month ago, and made room for themselves. place.

"My God, I've never seen such an unladylike guy!" There was a loud noise from the kitchen, and as soon as Steve stood up, he saw Bucky grunting and rubbing his legs, and came out with a fruit plate, "Damn it Have you ever seen the one who got started directly! I am ashamed to say, I think whoever marries her will save the world!"

Steve just smiled, suddenly grateful to Via.Both of his bamboo horse parents passed away a year ago, and it was also at that time that Bucky, who had always been at the top of the class, started skipping classes and his studies plummeted.The topic of parents is like an untouchable scar, and like a dark cloud, covering him.

But now, Bucky has a smile on his face that he hasn't seen for a long time.His parents once thought about taking Bucky into their home, but Bucky refused, saying that he was unwilling to leave the place where his memories remained.Now, even though he is complaining, when he returns home, he will no longer see the quiet side of the once happy home. Someone will cook and wait for him, and someone will play with him. As a friend, he is really happy for Bucky.

"Hey, come over to eat! Ah, sweetheart~ You don't say anything when you come, I'll make you a big meal~" An Meng walked out while unbuttoning her apron, only to notice Steve who was hugging a handmade pillow Husband, "Ah, you also like the pillow I made? It's super cute, isn't it~ Little sweetheart has vision and doesn't want certain people!"

Some people stood up calmly after receiving a blank stare: "Like Mr. Howard, there are only a handful of people who can praise such ugly things like you without changing your face! If you don't meet in the newspaper After seeing Mr. Howard's photo, I thought you entered an old women's handicraft factory!"

"Hehe, those who don't even know what the Marxist-Leninist-Maoist bourgeois revolution and its core values ​​of the socialist proletariat don't want to be with people!" He groaned and swung the apron in his hand, "How can the wisdom of anthropoids compete with ours?" Comparable to the stars! Ordinary people are ordinary people, miscellaneous cultivators!" In the end, even Japanese came out.

"Well, at least I won't make grammatical errors when I speak?" Steve watched as Bucky blew up the little girl across from him with a single sentence, knocked the little girl and jumped onto the sofa, rolled the pillow, and kicked Bucky. I know why when I entered the door, there were pillows not only on the sofa, but also on the floor.

Speaking of which, he had wanted to talk about Via's grammatical mistakes for a long time.But every time he sees the other party being teased by Bucky with all kinds of difficult to solve uncommon words, he has a feeling that if one day he tells the other party that what Bucky told him is all vocabulary in the professional field, it will cause a new round of war.

Now it seems that without him saying anything, the war has already begun.

Green plum

"So what if I have grammatical mistakes, stupid idiot!" An Meng, who cleverly changed the remaining half of the sentence into Chinese, stepped on the chair and glared at Bucky, "IcanspeakEnglish, Chinese, Franais, Deutsch, LinguaItaliana , 日本の, Pycckий, Swiss Sprk! And ji li gua la, bali wa la, kerry greek!" At the beginning, every language was spoken seriously, but later it was An Meng who started to make nonsense.

"It's amazing!" Steve, who was simply deceived like this.

"Then give me a try in conversation!" Bucky spoke fluent French.

"Say it, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" In fact, An Meng could only speak French at all.

"Tsk, grammatical error, Again!" Bucky switched to English again, his eyes full of contempt.

"If you are capable, use my language to fight!" An Meng switched to Chinese.

"Considering that you used the small biscuits you bought downstairs and lied to me that you baked them yourself, I really don't believe that your gurgling voice is a kind of language!" Bucky took it easy Slowly pick up the vegetables with a fork, put them on the plate and cut them up, the movement is extremely elegant, "You must be lying again!"

"Stupid!" Cursing Chinese.

"I can hear you yelling at me!" said Bucky, who spoke German.

"Bastard!" Turning to Japanese.

"Not a good word either!" Bucky turned back to French.

"Ouba~Sarahei~" An Meng, who never watched Korean dramas, only knew such a sentence.

"Well, thank you for the compliment!" Bucky returned to English.

"Damn it, how did you know I was praising you just now!" An Meng looked at Bucky in a dazed state, "Can you understand Korean?"

"So you can speak Korean!" Bucky looked stunned, "I don't understand, I just bombed you, and you fell for it!" As he said, he inserted the piece of meat next to him into his mouth .An Meng just looked at the other party's graceful movements so stupidly, and suddenly said, "Who is French in your family?"

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