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In the future, if you really fall in love with my man, I will reluctantly give you my woman! "

"I fell in love with your man, why did you give me your woman!" Bucky stared with big eyes.

"Because of my man, whoever dares to touch me, I'll chop off his little one!" An Meng gave a sinister smile, but was knocked on the head by Steve with a thump.By the way, if it wasn't for Steve's quick hands, An Meng, who subconsciously covered her head, would have fallen from the second floor.

"How many times have I said, don't climb the window! Although there is a edge, if you lose your balance, you will fall!" Steve was almost dragged out by An Meng because of gravity, "Also, Via You are only nine years old, don't read so many messy things! Go to school well, do you know that!"

"She can still fall?" Bucky mocked with a cold face, "She even climbed over the roof! Tsk, that skill!"

"Hehe, someone who has chased me for more than half of Brooklyn and hasn't caught up with me, who has the right to beep! NocanNoBB!" He raised his chin with a proud face, "Didn't you accidentally spill dirty water on your head the day before yesterday, beep Beep! You chased me halfway through Brooklyn, lest others not know that you have been secretly in love with me for many years, right!"

"I have a crush on you? You haven't woken up yet! You are short and frustrating. Those who go out with you think you are sick again, and those who don't know think you came out of some mental hospital! Besides, have you seen it before?" Which girl is on the roof, randomly throwing a match down, and then randomly splashing water on the small alley below in the name of putting out the fire!"

"I said that I was saving the world! This hot world needs water to save!!"

"Then now, as long as you let go and fall from the second floor, you'll be saving the world!"

"Tsk, this boring world is so irritable without some water!" An Meng grabbed the window sill and jumped into Steve's house, "I told you, it's the will of this world. In order for Miss Ben to save the people from the fire and water one day, I endowed Miss Ben with the ability!"

"Hehe!" Bucky looked at An Meng with a mocking face on Max.

"I really have something to do here today!" An Meng straightened her face, and Bucky was taken aback by his serious expression.Then I heard such a serious face slowly spit out a sentence: "I have no place to live, take me in!"

"Huh?" Bucky didn't respond.

"I accidentally set my house on fire!" As she spoke, An Meng opened her hand and pointed her palm at Bucky, and saw five small flames jumping out of nowhere on the girl's fingertips.

"Well, wait a minute!" Steve looked at An Meng and Bucky, "You two, skipped class again?!"

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The crimson flames dancing on Xiaoqingmei's fingertips made Steve and Bucky feel a little overwhelmed.Xiaoqingmei's sudden exposure of abilities made them feel that the entire world view had been refreshed, so when a shameless lady once again refreshed the lower limit and asked to sleep in the master bedroom, Bucky felt like he was finally back to normal.

"Hey, this is my house, not your sweetheart's house!" Bucky looked a little madly at someone who asked Steve unconsciously, "Speaking of what gave you a feeling, I will definitely let you live The illusion of my family! No, even if you know how to set fire!" Looking at someone who stretched out his hand to show off the flames at his fingertips.

Steve was also in a dilemma. First, as Bucky said, after all, this is not his house and he can’t make the decision. Second, because he couldn’t imagine putting these two dynamite packs in the same house. What chemical reaction will take place.After all, these two people really don't get along with each other on weekdays.

"I said that you really have to have a limit when you come uninvited, okay! You obviously want to live in my house, so ask Steve... well, okay, you are the biggest, you can live with you!" Looking at a certain person with teary eyes The little girl looked at him with a pair of pitiful eyes, pursed mouth and a pale face, and Bucky raised his hands in surrender.

"Cut, mortal!" An Meng put away the flames at her fingertips, rubbed her pale face vigorously, and lifted it down mercilessly. She looked at Bucky triumphantly, with a feeling of showing off her might. "My lord queen, I live in your house just to show your kindness!"

Bucky looked a little amusedly at someone who had a baby face but was forced to make a queen's expression, quite helpless.Then seeing this little girl who was funny again but didn't know it at all went to hug Steve in a blink of an eye, Bucky rolled his eyes and didn't intend to make things difficult for him.

Philip told him to take care of this little girl over and over again, and told her that this little girl is actually quite pitiful. When he lost his parents at a young age, Bucky had the feeling to take care of her as a younger sister for the rest of his life. plan.In the era when everyone around him had brothers and sisters, he was actually quite lonely by himself.

"So, what exactly did you do to Uncle Philip's house?" An Meng's current house is actually owned by the old lieutenant general. In fact, it's just because the other party's appearance is really vicissitudes. But he was only an upright young man in his 20s.

"Uh... this question is a bit embarrassing!" An Meng let go of Steve, who was almost out of breath, scratched her head and stared at her little leather boots a little embarrassed, "Well, you know me too When I woke up, I found that I was entrusted with the responsibility of saving the world..."

"No, I don't know!" Bucky is not the nice guy Steve is, and he always takes a sarcastic attitude towards someone's shameless words, "And I don't know that you can save the world? Sorry to bother you Now, who is Ward, who needs to be tortured by you so poorly?" Someone who took the homonym of the word world.

"Hehe, Miss Ben was born to save the world!" Emphasized the pronunciation, "Earth, universe, world, America, Germany, France, Great Britain..." gave a series of names, and added a sentence at the end of the sentence with great joy , "There's Baji!"

"What the hell is that modal particle at the end?" Bucky didn't expect that the other party had sinicized his name and married it into a pronunciation. He just thought it was a useless modal particle, and he didn't intend to talk to this psychopath much, so he just used it A piece of clothing climbed out of the window.

"Hey, Bucky!" Steve looked at someone skilled in his movements and always felt that something was wrong, "What are you doing climbing the window?" He ran to the window and looked at someone walking along the platform to the next door, "Be careful that you don't fall! What are you doing in Via's house..." The posture of watching the other party jump into the next room is also very familiar.

"Did you see, sweetheart, that guy often sneaks into my house like this!" An Meng began to pretend to be pitiful.

"Yes, I must talk about him!" Steve didn't know what he thought of, and ran towards the door with a firm tone, which made An Meng's face suddenly embarrassed.But now he wandered between the window and the door, gritted his teeth and ran after Steve.

"Via, have you locked the door?" When going out, An Meng saw Steve standing at the door of her house with a puzzled expression on his face.Laughing twice, An Meng scratched her head and stepped forward to kick the door, "Hey, I know you're waiting inside to see my jokes! You have the ability to hide men, but you can't open the door! Uh, I mean, you have the ability to lock the door... ..."

"Come on!" Bucky opened the door with a sneer on his face, "Miss Sylvia, without me, you can still step into this room through the main entrance of this door?" He shook the two wires in his hand, "Go up You've been climbing windows for a week and you think I don't know that means you've lost your keys again!"

"I, I didn't lose the key!" An Meng was a little cautious, "I can't stop a wayward child from running away, right! As an elder, we have to tolerate all the mistakes of our younger generation!" Eyes Turning around slightly, "It's as if you quarrel with my mother and me every day!"

"Well, then don't ask me to open the door for you next time!" Bucky put the two wires in his hand in the drawer of the shoe cabinet beside him, "Also, don't come here if there is no food in the house." My house is a mess! Also, if your clothes are dirty, don’t secretly mix yours with mine and let me play for you!"

"No, I won't look for it if I don't look for it! There's also my little sweetheart, who will definitely help me with my laundry! Little sweetheart loves me the most!" An Meng felt a little guilty, and I really don't blame her for this, who knows that in this age She doesn't even have a washing machine, so how can she live a life when the washing machine solves everything since she was a child!

Steve looked at the two people who started bickering again, and always felt that he was a little redundant?But looking at the living room, there is no problem. Why on earth did Via propose to sleep in Bucky's bedroom?With this question in mind, Steve pushed open the door of the room, and...

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"My God, what the hell did you do in your house?" Looking at the charred room, Bucky and Steve were both dumbfounded.

"I, I just feel that the whole world is attached to me, and a small universe explodes..."

"The small universe exploded? Why didn't you say that you ordered three catties of dynamite!" Bucky rolled his eyes, "Isn't it possible to sleep in your living room? Why did you come to my house and occupy my bed! Didn't a young lady say that before?" , is my bed full of lice and fleas! Don't mind now!"

"You think I'm stupid!" An Meng raised her chin, "If you count the time, it's time to come!"

"What should come?" Bucky had a bad feeling.

"Bed delivery!" An Meng looked confident, "I'll cook for you, you let me sleep in the master bedroom, deal!"

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