[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Returning to the shrine with the nine-inch chocolate cake made by Boss Emiya, Dazai couldn't wait to put the tableware on the table, knock on the bowl and wait.I put the cake on the table, suddenly seemed to find something, took two steps back, and moved forward again:

"Huh? Where's the bandage on your face? It was taken off! Did you lose a bet?"

Dazai, with two completely normal eyes and no layered chromatic aberration on his face, smiled and held the plate: "Yes, I lost to Oda Tsukuru, so I can only obediently remove the bandage on my head. Because he said that during the job interview First impressions are very important, and people like us with little education must tidy up a little bit in order to be appreciated by the new boss."

"Really?" I looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that this should be a harmonious version after simplifying countless details.

The person who has begun to develop into a young man laughed harmlessly: "I am no match for Odasaku based on physical skills alone. We tried it when you were away, and we lost miserably. Then Odasaku said his wish Admit the bet and let me take off the bandage and be normal... Am I not normal?"

"You should ask if you've ever been normal..."

I really couldn't help but want to complain about him, Dazai looked at me with gentle eyes: "They say I only harmed you, Mi Yin-chan~"

"It's enough to say such a terrible thing once, please let me go!"

"Is it scary?"

I always felt that the subtext of this guy was "I will give you another chance to reorganize the language", so I quietly hid behind Mr. Oda.

"Hmm... Should I say, 'Don't always bully Miyin, Dazai'?"

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it carefully for a minute and stroked his chin and suddenly realized, I came out from behind him and looked at this overly honest man helplessly: "Oda Saku, isn't Dazai your long-lost eldest son?"

Pooh!Why did I also become strange with the sentence sentence?

"Impossible in terms of age, and I don't remember... Most importantly, I don't think I could have given birth to a son as smart as Dazai."

He actually took it seriously!Really analyze the authenticity of this and give me a serious answer-I'm sorry I'm just complaining about you, don't make mistakes, okay? !

Dazai lay on the table and laughed into a puddle: "In a sense, Oda Zukuo is very suitable to be a father."

This is true, although he is a slovenly and unmotivated mafia who wants to write about the mafia who has completely resigned and is poor, but he is really trying his best to be a good leader.No matter for Dazai, or for the five adopted orphans.

"Ah, by the way, Yato picked up a new artifact. I want to take him over in a few days. After all, this is a shrine and it can be regarded as the home of the artifacts in this world. Although they are children outside, since they are picked up, they cannot be released. Don't care about it, I didn't care about Mr. Oda before, but now I finally..."

"That child seems to be at a troubled age, kid, it's hard to guarantee that he won't make some small mistakes. If you follow Yato's education method, both of them will probably suffer."

I cut up the chocolate cake and shared a piece with each other, leaving half to send to Fukuoka for Yato and Yukine.

Dazai stabbed the fruit decorated on the cake with a ferocious fork and took a bite: "So this time it's true, I'm going to have an extra eldest son picked up from outside?"

"...Don't talk nonsense!!!"

He really is not normal!

……

On the day before New Year's Eve, Master Xiaofu and Daguro came from Fukuoka with five children, and Yato dragged Yukine with Hiyori, and a mighty group of people appeared at the shrine.As soon as Xiaofu-sama landed, he was dragged around by Xingsuke and the others to visit. Dahei patted me on the shoulder with a full face and lamented that Yato had caused me countless troubles...

???

Dazai is very interested in the real gods, he puts his hands in his pockets and Mr. Oda follows the children, it is very normal to supplement the children's unclear content for Mr. Xiaofu.

He was acting so normal, as lightly as any normal person would introduce a guest to his yard

Song naturally pointed to the fruits and vegetables and said what is here and what is there.

I think this is the most abnormal situation... You are just a borrower and not the master, hey!

I have to say that when he wants to flatter others, there is absolutely no possibility of missing his hand—maybe Mr. Xiaofu is a poor god, and he didn't show resistance and disgust like other gods at the beginning, and now he is even more so. pleasure.

Master Xiaofu covered his mouth and laughed so hard that he didn't let go of his hands, seeing Dahei's father sour.

Yato left the task of entertaining Hiyori to me, and Yukine was also thrown to me. He stretched out his hand and dragged Dahei to the kitchen to work.In the living room, I put together two chapters of the kotatsu and stuffed it to the brim. Xueyin immediately shrank in, and Hiyori sat next to him and was busy setting up plates and pouring drinks. The blond-haired boy turned his back to us and pretended nothing see.

By the way, he hasn't greeted me since he came in, and Yato hasn't educated him. Could it be that there was a quarrel?

"What's wrong with Xue Yin?" I leaned close to Hiyori and asked her in a low voice, and Hiyori answered me even more quietly: "He and Yato have had a fight, I don't know the details, but this child has been living with me recently. Together."

Xueyin is an artifact, and also my junior. It is my responsibility to discipline him when the God Lord doesn't care about him.Although we are not familiar with him, and I don't know much about what he has encountered, but I generally prefer iron and blood methods when dealing with bear children.

and so……

"Xueyin! You are also the master today, should you do something?"

I dragged the boy out of the quilt by the collar, and he impatiently wanted to lie down again: "Don't worry about me, you nagging old woman!"

ha?I'm only 16 years old, and I'm not taller than 1.6 meters. How dare this brat call me an old woman!I see you are thinking about it young man...

I lifted the quilt of the kotatsu and wanted to get in and grab Yukino out. At this time, Dazai opened the sliding door and leaned half of his body: "Miyin, brother-in-law asked me to ask you to put the miso cubes and curry cubes together. where it goes?"

"In the little brown box behind the tea caddy, on the left hand side, third floor above the cupboard."

"Ok!"

He immediately turned his head and yelled at the kitchen, then turned back with a curious expression on his face: "I wanted to ask just now, what are you doing?"

"Uh...it's nothing, I'll go over and help right away."

Dazai walked in and stretched out his hand to help me stand upright, and pushed me out of the living room as if he didn't see Yukino lying there: "Leave this to me, Odasaku and the others will come over later, you go to the kitchen?"

"...Then you are a little... gentler?"

I'm afraid that he will play Xueyin to death again, and those who have a big festival don't want to fight!

"Don't worry ~ go, go!"

"Oh."

In the end, I chose to trust Dazai, and the work in the kitchen is too heavy, only Yato and Daikoku can't handle it!

Stewed miscellaneous boiled, deep-fried tempura, boiled soba noodles, and put seasonal vegetables into delicate small dishes, I was very busy in the kitchen.While working, Dahei complained that Yato didn't pay attention to Yukine, and from time to time he had to drive away Xingsuke who sneaked in with his younger siblings to steal food.

"Miyin, please tidy up the tangerines and get ready for dinner, and take everyone to wash their hands!"

I answered and walked out of the kitchen, holding Xingsuke and Katsumi in my hands, followed by Yuu, Shinji and Sakula to the bathroom, pressed these crazy little guys to wash their little paws one by one, holding Sakura With a towel to help her wipe her face, there was a sudden gunshot from the direction of the living room.

The hairs are about to explode!

Dazai never carries a weapon on himself. In the whole shrine, only Oda Sakunosuke has a gun around him, but Oda Sakunosuke is not a person who can do it casually, so the final conclusion is probably that Dazai stole Oda Sakunosuke's gun... …

I sent the child to Dahei, who also came out to check the situation, and rushed to the living room with Yatou to check--well, I blamed Dazai wrongly, the person holding the gun in a daze was Yukine, but he looked as if he was caught terrified.

Yato suddenly snorted

His face became ugly, as if he was enduring some pain, I helped him sit on the floor, walked into the living room and looked around, then looked at Xueyin: "What happened? Did you fire the fireworks in advance?"

"Ah, that's probably the case, can we have dinner?"

Dazai looked innocent.

I glanced at him and didn't say anything. Oda Sakunosuke silently put away the gun that was stolen by a friend to entrap the "children": "This is not a toy. It's best not to touch this thing for the rest of your life."

Hiyori was hesitant to speak, she silently moved away from Dazai and Oda Sakunosuke and sat beside Yukino: "Yukon thought it was just a toy..."

"But I didn't allow others to play with it at will, Miss."

Dazai’s voice was very cold. It’s impossible for a normal girl not to be afraid, but she bravely expressed her dissatisfaction: “You shouldn’t put dangerous weapons on the table like toys, and of course Xueyin shouldn’t Feel free to touch other people's things with permission, apologize quickly, Xueyin."

"Okay, miss, as you wish, sorry~"

Dazai apologized very fluently, but Yukine looked very ignorant by comparison.

The blond-haired boy turned his back on everyone in anger, I looked at Yato, he forced a smile with a pale face: "Let's serve dinner~ Doesn't it mean that I will go out to have a tea party with Master Xiaofu tomorrow?"

Because there were guests, I didn't say anything more. After arranging everyone to be seated, everyone gathered around the TV and ruthlessly laughed at the artists who had been involved in a car accident in the Red and White Song Club.

Daikoku’s father’s craftsmanship is nothing to say, I have eaten soba noodles after twelve o’clock, I put Daikoro and Yukine in Yato’s room, Hiyori, Xiaofu-sama and Sakule live in my room, Dazai and Oda Tsukuru lived with the other boys, and I carried the quilt to the warehouse—fortunately, I had the foresight to clear it out in advance, otherwise I would have to sleep on the porch today.

It started to snow in the middle of the night, and the next morning it was dazzlingly white outside. Dahei’s father hugged Mr. Xiaofu and asked her to see the sunny dolls hanging in the main hall. Mr. Xiaofu said that the faces of these dolls were really amazing. She wanted to Bring one back to Fukuoka as a souvenir... Dazai, Mr. Xiaofu admires you so much, I guess you can only be a poor ghost in this life...

"Then, let's pack our things and go out for a picnic and tea party!"

At the order of the God of Poverty, we left Yato Yukine and the five children at the shrine, and the others carried all kinds of supplies and headed out, looking as if they were going to visit some relatives and friends.

Well, on the first day of the new year, let Mr. Mori face the bill with angina!