[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

I think my current expression is not too different from the one in the newspaper—"I have taken care of my paralyzed relatives for many years, and I forgot to bring my mobile phone when I bought groceries and came home early, and I was surprised to find it...so I called the police."

All in all, doubts.

"Um... you said, Boss Emiya and Cu Chulainn went out to look for me that day? But, I haven't seen them, and...ah, no, it's nothing..."

I have always been easy to trust others.

It's not stupid or simple-minded, it's just because human beings are quite reasonable creatures most of the time when there is no conflict of interest. I don't need to hold a refusing attitude to doubt at the beginning, compared with indistinguishable words I rely more on the judgment of the facts of other people's behavior, so whether to continue to trust depends on the subsequent actions taken by the other party.

I've been lucky enough to meet people who are either genuinely nice or willing to really pretend to be nice to me.Regardless of the motivation, at least the result is the same.In fact, I found that I have no clear distinction between the so-called good and evil. I would be happy to be close to kind people, but I would not hate Mr. Mori, Mr. Oda, and Dazai, who are definitely defined as "evil" by the world. .

Well, with Mr. Sen’s words, I decided to hate him for a few days, so just... hold on until the end of the Chinese New Year holiday!

The most annoying thing is Fujisaki. At first I thought he would come to trouble me again, but it is strange that this guy has been quiet for so long. Does this seem unscientific?

But right now, whether it's Mr. Mori or Fujisaki, it doesn't matter.The important thing is Boss Emiya and Cu Chulainn... what's going on?

Or I should ask Mr. Ranpo from the detective agency upstairs, he must be a very good detective if he can deduce that I was kidnapped because I haven't returned my snacks for a long time.In view of the fact that most capable people have a little eccentricity, I thought about Mr. Ranpo's previous words and deeds carefully, and decided to bring some "bribes" before asking him for help.

Kunikida Doppo and I were silent for a while, then he pushed his glasses: "In other words, the Chaldean restaurant didn't come to rescue you as promised?"

"Ah... no, I think I was rescued by others before they arrived, so that's it."

He looked too serious, as if he would rush down to question Boss Emiya as long as I nodded to confirm this matter, wouldn't that be embarrassing? !

But Kunikida Doppo is as firm and persistent as a believer who has confirmed his goal. I have to make a reason to ambiguously say: "Really, maybe I will consult Mr. Ranpo later, in short, everything must be done before finding out the truth. It's all possible, I believe Boss Emiya and Cu Chulainn will never tell such a lie to others."

"It's not necessary, is it. If they want to stand by and watch, they can just leave it to the detective agency, right?"

Kunikida Doppo was convinced, and he nodded at me with his lips pursed: "This is also a way, it just so happens that Mr. Ranpo is in the office today..."

"Then I went to buy potato chips and soda. Although I was a little late, I didn't skip the ticket. Maybe that's what it means? Hehe."

So I handed the cake to him and ran briskly out to sweep up the entire snack shelf in the convenience store.

"Tell me, what do you want to know?"

Mr. Ranpo appreciated my wit, and put on a very "famous detective" posture to look through it like a tower between his fingers - he even opened his squinting eyes: "Although it is a private Commissioned, but because you are so sensible, this detective doesn't mind opening the door for convenience."

"Hmm...I want to know about the Chaldea Tea House."

I looked at him expectantly, the big detective took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on in a very chic posture, he stared at me for a minute, folded his arms and leaned back: "I see. The results of the investigation will be told to you in a month, hurry up now, the cake you ordered is ready."

ha?that's all?You really don't have me ass Mr. Rampo?

Mr. Ranpo had a determined face, so I could only open the door and leave with a confused face.

say he

How do you know that the cake I ordered at the tea restaurant today is still waiting to be made?

so amazing!

"You see something wrong, Mr. Ranpo?"

Kunikida Doppo watched the client go out, he knew that Edogawa Ranpo would never leave the answer to the reasoning until the next day, unless the answer would make the progress of the case more complicated.

But an ordinary waitress in an ordinary tea restaurant, what kind of troublesome background can she have?

"That's not necessarily true, we have a big shot here!"

The young man lazily dragged out a bag of potato chips, opened them and ate a few pieces before continuing to speak, "Even I can't see through it all, but I can deduce that it's best for her to discover it herself."

"Otherwise, it would be extremely dangerous—a dangerous level similar to the simultaneous explosion of nuclear bombs all over the world."

"One month, if there is no accident, it is enough for her to discover the truth."

I left the detective agency full of doubts and returned to the tea restaurant. The beautifully decorated Christmas cake was already in a box and quietly waiting to be claimed.

"Okay, Mi Yin, this is yours. There are quite a lot of people outside, can you go back by yourself?"

Boss Emiya pushed the cake in front of me with a gentle expression: "We plan to go to the UK for a staff trip, do we want to go together? Anyway, the sponsor doesn't mind an extra ticket."

"I really want to go, but there is still something to do at the shrine, next time?" Actually, I really want to go, and now there is no problem of not being able to board the plane without an ID card. Wish them a good trip.

Boss Wei Gong shrugged his shoulders after listening to my explanation: "Well then, the Chinese tea restaurant only sells coffee during the holidays, or you can count as working if you come here to bake a biscuit and make some desserts, how about it?"

Of course it’s great. The biscuits and desserts don’t take much time. They can be finished in half a day at most. It’s not a problem for me at all, just like going out for a walk.

Discussed the work arrangement for the next month with the boss, and then secretly compared the two permanent representatives of the tea restaurant. In the end, I still set my target on Cu Chulainn—mainly because I felt that the boss of Emiya could not be easily accepted by others. Crap but he looks different.

"Cuchulin, I seem to have seen you in the abandoned forest mansion last week!"

"What!" Cu Chulainn was taken aback. From his expression, I fully understood that one of the two figures coming out of the window belonged to him.

"...I said you are too!" Boss Emiya seemed to have a headache holding his forehead with one hand, so I realized that the other one should be this gentleman.

"So... you are a serious tea restaurant, right! It's not some secondary organization that hides underground to counteract evil, right! I just want to have a simple job! Don't touch my fg, I'm just a person It’s just a simple young and beautiful girl!”

"She seems to be a little crazy, is it okay?" Cu Chulainn leaned over and whispered to Wei Gong, who gave him a blank look: "It's all you! Just cheat and miss the trap, what if you scare her away! "

"If you have the ability, go for it! No one in Chaldea can refuse her, can you?" Cu Chulainn widened his eyes and said that he was an innocent dog, and he couldn't figure out when Aster became so cunning. Even by surprise!

Who on earth broke our simple savior?Now stand up and surrender, he promises not to let go of the treasure!

"You two... are colluding with each other?"

Judging by the expressions and actions, you can tell that you are definitely trying to pass the buck to each other, "So you are not a serious restaurant, and you hired me just to deceive people?"

Boss Wei Gong hesitated for a while and looked at me with a helpless smile: "Miyin thinks too much, have you ever seen any member of an underground organization who can cook as well as me, are you going to kill the enemy?"

This is true, but Mr. Oda also said that the person who killed the guard at the door was a master of swordsmanship, and he simply killed him with a single knife. Thinking about the ingredients that the boss of Emiya usually handles with a knife... I shivered: "Am I really thinking too much?"

He came over and stretched out his big hand and pressed it hard on my head.

He rubbed it hard: "Why don't you eat more nuts to nourish your brain? Or I'll add some nut pine cones for you to take home and eat slowly."

"Oh fine."

For the sake of the nut pine cone, I decided to keep the question in my heart for the time being. Since the other party didn't want to admit it, I just pushed the boat and pretended that I didn't know it. When they are willing to talk, they will naturally Tell me the secret, it must be for my own good not to tell me.

On the whole, there must be something wrong with the Chaldea Tea Restaurant. Whether it’s the owner of Emiya, Cu Chulainn, or the big money contributor who only appeared once, they should all belong to the same organization and have a good relationship with each other. There is no relationship between superiors and subordinates - that's why a waiter in Cu Chulainn dared to face the boss and threaten to beat him...

If my brain hole was bigger, it would radiate outwards from the boss of Emiya, Miss Oda who sold the shrine to me, and Mash who became a good friend with me when he came to Yokohama for vacation, and even occasionally when he was still in Fukuoka. Those strange guests who appeared, could they also be members of this mysterious organization?

Although I firmly believe that people are neutral creatures and are willing to show their "good" side in most cases, I also know that there is never any love or hate for no reason.

—So, that is to say, they know me, or have known me...

And now it is reappearing in my life in various cautious ways, silently reaching out to help me who is staggering and about to fall, and helping me play the hell-level dungeon into a sightseeing book...

Am I the legendary lying corpse boss?_(:3)∠)_

These people know me who was once alive.

It turns out that I have never been forgotten by this world, it is favoring me in various obscure ways.