[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

One day I poured a cup, and the next day I opened my eyes and saw the ceiling of the shrine.

Hmm... I hugged the quilt with a deep expression on my face——Dazai, he must not have been hacked by Yato, right?

I don't have any memories of last night's suffocation, but I don't seem to feel called, and I probably didn't kill anyone... probably.

The sliding door was pulled open with a "swipe", and then Yato's over-excited noise came: "Miyin Miyin, get up and do the commission with me! The sun is shining on your face, you bastard, you actually Running out to drink with other men in the middle of the night? I don't remember teaching you this!"

What responded to him was the slippers I threw out: "Do you want to die! What do you mean by running out to drink with other men in the middle of the night? Did you learn your rhetoric from a blacksmith!"

"Hey...it's clearly the truth, so I'm not allowed to say it. Well, get up, I made breakfast, and I'll go out to distribute leaflets after eating."

"Oh, then you go out first and wait for me to change clothes."

It’s better to stand there quietly after wearing the Furisode kimono. It’s not suitable for sports at all, and it’s not suitable for going out to do commissions, hand out leaflets, work, etc. A series of things I need to do... I also want to dress beautifully Do some kanban girl work that just sits there in a daze!

Putting on the shrine maiden costumes that are always available at the shrine, and following behind the god who is wearing sweatshirts all the year round, the two of us each hold a bottle of spray paint and specialize in finding some blank walls to paint and draw in the streets and alleys, leaving all kinds of job hunting content that makes people complain and Contact information - mainly Yato started, and I was responsible for him.

The police in Yokohama probably can't catch the mafia, but they probably can catch a homeless man who destroys the appearance of the city.

Yetou used up all the paint and sat on the bench beside the street, "Hoo-!" He took a deep breath, and patted the place next to him hard at me: "Don't you sit?"

"No, I'm asking someone to help me find a part-time job. Anyway, Yokohama is so big, and there are few monsters. I can fly directly to it if I encounter it. If there is no problem, I plan to borrow the land of the shrine in a few days After buying it, at least I have a place to live..." I answered without looking up while quickly picking up my phone.

Although many operations are still required, as long as the general direction and purpose are determined.Doing things is afraid of having no purpose. Without purpose, there is no motivation. Without motivation, you will basically give up halfway.

"What?! Miyin, tell me, seriously? You want to buy the current shrine... to me?"

"Have I ever lied to you? Didn't I talk about it yesterday?"

"Mi...Mi Yin! Boom!"

He actually cried!

He even cried!

Cried!

Now!

"Hey! Don't cry! I have also considered my own needs. Since I am bound to you, the Divine Lord is a homeless man, so I am ashamed! Okay, okay, do you have any entrustment? Yes Hurry up, just meet a monster and call me, that's it!"

Appease Yato and send him to work on those five-yen commissions.

Although you can't count on the money to buy the shrine, you have to be persistent. I think Yato is good at that.

The owner of Emiya told me in the message that the location of the Chaldea restaurant has been selected, and the boss bought a coffee shop that is said to have a history of more than ten years and nearly 20 years.The coffee in this shop is very authentic, but because of its location, there are not many customers.The boss really liked the red brick wall upstairs of the coffee shop, so he bought the whole shop and hired the original owner back and let him continue to stay in the shop to make coffee. Or as his waiter...

—He is actually a bodyguard!

By the way, is your restaurant’s recruitment criterion based on face?

I found this restaurant according to the address in the information. The brown exterior and the luxuriant flowers in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows got me a good impression. There is also a neat kitchen, a beautiful bar and very comfortable seats in the store. The decoration is still in the same style. The style of traditional tea restaurant is the main one.I heard that the boss originally wanted to plate the inside of the restaurant with gold.

Under the "strong remonstrance" of Boss Gong, he reluctantly gave up... So how did Boss Wei Gong "remonstrate"?

Very curious!

"Oh! The most important part of the tea restaurant has finally arrived! How can a complete tea restaurant be without the lovely waiters in maid outfits? Come on, we need you, you need to work, how about it!" Cu Chulainn Patting me on the shoulder and laughing, waving the unhanging sash like a spear.

"That's right, you happen to be an acquaintance, it's better than temporarily hiring someone we don't know, just as a favor?" Boss Emiya is really good at talking, unlike the hearty Cu Chulainn, basically As long as it is his suggestion, I will always find it difficult to refuse: "Of course no problem, thank you for thinking highly of me!"

Hearing that I agreed, Cu Chulainn was even happier, and the laughter of "Hahahaha" even woke up the boss sitting in the distance with his eyes closed.The crimson eyes swept around, and someone automatically silenced the voice immediately: "Okay, don't wake him up, this person is taking a rare vacation to catch up on sleep. To be honest, I often feel that he is on the verge of death from overwork, but unexpectedly He never died, it must be because the queen of the underworld hates him so much, she doesn't want to see this guy at all."

As soon as the words were spoken, a golden long sword was cut and stabbed at Cu Chulainn's feet... I dare to swear that the luster of this thing is exactly the same as gold, it couldn't be made of gold!Where is this local tyrant who is so fond of investing in tea restaurants?Could it be that Boss Emiya's craftsmanship has reached a height that I can't imagine!

"Shut up and talk to your dog, it's so noisy!"

I:"……"

The boss doesn't seem to have a very good temper. I'm so glad I didn't provoke him.

Otherwise, what comes out of this mouth is simply annoying.

—— Cu Chulainn said that he is Irish. In the Celtic language of ancient Ireland, "Cu Chulainn" means "Chu Chulin's bulldog", so we often ridicule him as a "big dog". People mocked "dog mouth" face to face...if I would probably be angry and cry!

Sure enough, Cu Chulainn stopped smiling, and opened his long and narrow eyes: "Jin Shining, do you want to be beaten?"

"Don't fight in front of Miyin! Fight out!" Boss Wei Gong was the most reliable at the critical moment. He came out of the warehouse he had just tidied up, and threw me two sets of black and white dresses that hadn't been unpacked: "Don't Nervous, the two of them have always been at odds, and it's okay to fight once in a while."

No, what kind of magical tea restaurant is this!The waiter dares to hit the investor?Sorry I don't understand a bit.

Also, what the hell is "Golden Sparkle"?Although the boss is indeed shining with gold, Cu Chulainn is actually mocking him!

puff!no!Hold back!You must hold back, angering the big boss may lose your job, for the sake of the shrine, in order not to compete with the homeless for the park bench, you must hold back!

"Okay! Laugh if you want. If you want, he won't be angry no matter what." Boss Emiya rubbed my head and stuffed a freshly washed fruit carrot: "Find a place to sit Eat, I don’t need your help right now.”

The big guy who was targeted snorted, raised his chin and said, "What do you know, fake."

Oh hoo, this personal attack is a bit serious.However, the boss of Emiya pushed me to sit in the most comfortable place in the sun and patted my pigtails as if he hadn't heard anything: "The vegetables and fruits provided by this store are of very good quality. You can try it yourself after work starts." Learning to cook is fun."

I glanced at the boss who rolled his eyes and turned his back to us, and looked at Boss Emiya with a puzzled face: "You...have known each other all along, right? Are you still good friends?"

"Uh... this... Miyin, you have a really good imagination!" Boss Emiya stalked, "Okay, I will go to work in a week, and considering the prices in Yokohama, the hourly salary is [-]% higher than in Fukuoka. That's it, go back after eating the carrots."

"By the way, there is also a shrine, are you sure you want to buy it?"

"I still have to buy it, otherwise I won't even have a place to live. Although it's a bit out of the way, there is a ceiling and a fruit and vegetable field."

It was too miserable...

"Then, why don't you look at these two contracts, a loan and a land sale. Leaving aside the sale and purchase, the term of the loan is 100 years and there is almost no interest. I personally recommend it!" He said and motioned me to go Looking at the big guy who still has his back to us, at this moment, I even had the desire to kneel down and hug his thigh and call him daddy!

Hey, boss, you are such a nice person, I will never complain about your terrible golden taste anymore, and I will definitely not laugh at the ridiculous nickname of "Golden Sparkle" in my heart.

"When will the contract be signed?"

I don't see anything wrong with these documents anyway, and I have nothing to lie about.

"Don't worry, the owner of the shrine hasn't returned to China yet and she said that she can only sell the land to you. Have you prepared all the documents and seals needed to sign the contract?"

"..."

If I have an ID card, do I still need to ask you?Wouldn't it be cheaper to go directly to an intermediary website to buy that kind of second-hand haunted house!

"Yeah, I'm preparing, don't be in a hurry, wait for the master to come back!"

Let’s find a way to get a fake certificate (?) and use it while the master’s family is not back. Anyway, it’s a person-to-person loan.

It really doesn't matter!Please look at my sincere expression!

After finalizing the part-time job and contract with Boss Emiya, I walked out of the tea restaurant that was still under renovation, thinking where to get a fake identity... steal an ID card and put my own photo on it?

This is not so good... I don't think Boss Emiya and the boss are so stupid, let alone so blind.

The tea restaurant is on the first floor of a five-story red brick building. Because it is close to the sea, the windward side is eroded by the sea breeze and the water vapor it brings, and it is somewhat mottled, which is somewhat similar to the gate of my shrine.

Not far from the door stood a very serious middle-aged man in kimono and a young man in a cloak and a deerstalker cap. I passed them by, and my eyes subconsciously rested on the saber at the waist of the elder. superior--

——To be honest, it is very rare to see people walking on the road in this classical dress with a sword, and it is not polite to stare at others.But as Ikkidao, I am always very interested in other people's knives—the kind of interest that is regarded as an opponent.