[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

It's still the "" bar located in the ground floor, and it's still in the old location.

In the smooth teak-colored bar is the handsome bartender uncle, um, he still pretends not to see a mafia boy abducting a good girl...

I put the umbrella and the plastic bag full of instant noodles under my feet, and immediately put a glass of golden wine with a huge ice ball floating in front of me.

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Did you agree in advance?

"Miyin, Miyin, Miyin, Miyin, Miyin..." Dazai lay beside him, chanting my name like a mantra, his eyes wandering over to glance at me from time to time, as if confirming that I am not a bubble that will collapse at the touch of a button : "What are you thinking? How do you cheat? It's useless. Do you still remember Sister Hongye? If even she can't pry her mouth open, the prisoner will be sent to me. People who have seen me still don't open their mouths. , not yet. After all, no one will exceed my prediction..."

He suddenly laughed, the corners of his mouth were full of malice that was about to overflow.

Ah, the stray cat was furious because of the negligence of the shit shoveling officer, and hissed at me while carrying the plane on its back, and showed its little paws.

Really, he probably knows that this will not scare me at all, and he can't come up with other more ruthless methods, so he can only use this method to express his dissatisfaction in vain-I have no interest in Hong Kong and black, two years Mr. Sen must have secured the seat of the leader early on, and there is no reason to waste time arresting me for interrogation... Such unreasonable threats and intimidation... Well, well, who told me to be wrong.

"My timeline, less than 72 hours after that day."

This is the truth.

"I was detained in the gap on the other side."

This is also true.

"I encountered an almost irresistible danger there, and finally escaped back to this world."

Half-truth.

"I rushed to Yokohama to look for you as soon as I came back. I'm sorry, but I didn't miss the appointment, at least not subjectively and intentionally."

Half-truths.

It's all because Yato was restrained by others, otherwise how could he use the word "escape"!

"I'm sorry, but the telecommunications bureau didn't seem to do business there, so you couldn't get a call from Huang Quan as you wished..."

I complained angrily, staring at the hockey puck floating up and down in the wine and muttering, I didn't notice the corner of his mouth that was slightly raised and then quickly lowered.

"I've said everything I can say. Telling you what I can't tell you won't do you any good. It will only increase your troubles. Why bother." The golden distilled wine is crystal clear and looks super beautiful. I picked it up and took a sip. Almost threw the cup out: "Spicy!"

If you don't have this ice puck to cool down and pour it down, you will probably die!

"Hahahahahahahahaha, oops~ Miyin hasn't changed at all, that's great..." The young man put one hand on the half of his face that wasn't wrapped in gauze, and suddenly burst into a series of joyful laughs. He stretched out his hand and gently Poke the little braid on my head...

"I understand, but I don't want to forgive it so simply. Since it was Mi Yin's fault that the agreement could not be implemented unilaterally, it is entirely your responsibility, Mi Yin. As the injured party, I have the right to demand compensation."

I:"……"

"The crab feast that was agreed upon was supposed to wait for two months, but it turned out to be two years all of a sudden. What should I do...According to the rules, Miyin sauce, are you going to swallow a thousand needles or chop your little finger?"

Impatiently, I put my right paw on the bar: "Chop you chop! I'll give it to you!" Think I was frightened?If you are capable, you will really chop off my claw that I didn't get rid of in time back then!

The slender fingers heated by alcohol pinched my fleshy paws, he counted my hands one by one, and finally pinched the little finger and sang a nursery rhyme in a low voice like a curse: "Hook fingers~hook fingers~ A liar will swallow a thousand needles~cut off the little finger~"

The dumbass was terrified!

What new breed of intimidation is this?You have been studying with Mr. Mori for two years

What happened!

Dazai squeezed this finger and gestured repeatedly, looking very much wanting to wring it off with brute force.

I just watched quietly, without any intention of avoiding or wanting to take my hand back.

He played bored for a while, but in the end he didn't wait for me to have any reaction like "scared". He let go of his hands and lay down on the bar counter in a dispirited way: "I'm angry, especially angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well."

"Hey, hey! Then stop coaxing. By the way, you made the sunny dolls hanging on the hall, thank you."

Thanks for not forgetting me.

"Mi Yinjiang is full of secrets that cannot be revealed, and she still doesn't coax others, so angry!"

"So what should we do? To coax you or not to coax you, you decide."

"...I just let you coax me a bit."

"Then, come here!" I beckoned to him, and the boy really lowered his body and leaned over. I raised my hand and gently rubbed his soft black hair twice: "I'm sorry, I missed the appointment, and there will be no next time." Time. Even if there is a day when there is really nothing to do, I will definitely find a way to say goodbye to you, forgive me?"

"What! Isn't the basic point of an apology unbuttoned to reveal... poof!"

"Give me a little more!" I slapped him on the head without any hassle, "It's absolutely doomed to die like this, no matter how good-looking your face is, it can't save you."

"Huh? But I already have Mi Yin, so I can't be half-hearted..."

"...Enough is enough, throw away those strange scripts of yours, it will ruin your market for no reason."

His response was to lightly raise his wine glass—"I'll forgive you if you're bored~"

I raised my wine glass and downed it in one gulp, and before my eyes was the gate of heaven slowly opening... Ah!That stretch of peach trees!

"...It's really expected. How long are you going to stand there? Brother~long~big~people~"

Gently supporting the orange-haired girl to make her lie down more comfortably, the black-haired boy looked at a young man standing at the corner of the stairs.His hair was purple to black, but he had a pair of azure blue eyes, and he was also thin and gloomy.

"Stay away from Mi Yin." When the young man lowered his voice, there was an oppressive pressure all over his body, which was the wrath of the God of Misfortune.

"Oh hoo~ It's really murderous." The boy suddenly widened his eyes in surprise: "Amazing! Brother, you are also... that? Same as Miyin sauce?"

"God, I'm a god. You don't want to know the consequences of being hated by the gods." Yetou looked at the young man in front of him seriously, as if the self who longed for the light now saw the self who could not distinguish between good and evil many years ago.

Well, it's still very different, this kid is much more ruthless than he was back then.In comparison, the god of misfortune, who has always been killed by a single knife, thinks he is more kind than the young man in front of him who is immersed in darkness.

"Unfortunately, I have always been a person hated by the so-called 'right'. God exists, but God never loves me, so...it doesn't matter if I am hated."

"Her name is actually not Mi Yin. She lived abroad and had a big family with a large number of people. Most of the elders were high-ranking and powerful. They received a good private school education. They had a resolute and brave personality and liked to take care of others. She died of murder with hatred. I Know more, do you want to hear it?" Osamu Dazai flicked the glass in front of him with a smile, making a crisp sound, his eyes were as black as a quagmire.

"I know that the more you want something, the easier it is to flow away like sand and water, and eventually lose it completely. But... the sun is fair, right? She must be fair, and she can only be fair, no, can, yes, no , fair, fair." The boy showed a sickly pale smile, "As long as I think, I can do it."

"...Don't tell her anything about your life, and don't remind or hint. If you are really Miyin's friend...this involves the secrets of the gods. Don't let her know, don't let her recall, otherwise, you will It is an abyss from which you cannot extricate yourself. Your so-called sun is hanging on a spider’s thread and may sink at any time. If you want to be redeemed by her, first rescue her from danger.”

young people face up to

The boy warned him, then sighed.

Perhaps this is the true face of human beings, who are both hateful and greedy, cowardly and cruel, despicable and cunning...but they will reveal tenderness in particularly touching places.

——When they are willing, they will try their best to show their cute and cute side. Maybe there are claws and fangs hidden under the soft and smooth fur and innocent and cute appearance, but so what Woolen cloth?

One is willing to spend energy to deceive, and the other is willing to play dumb and pretend to be deceived.

As a god, he doesn't understand.

Maybe in the future, he will meet someone who can make him understand.

"The relationship between Mi Yin and I is as close as you can imagine. I don't think she will like someone like you, and those so-called 'boyfriends' are just nonsense. Give up, she belongs to From the day on the other side, there will no longer be any possibility with you, and don't think about what will happen after death, death will only bring complete oblivion."

He stepped forward and picked up the orange-haired girl who was so drunk that she lost consciousness, gently straightened her somewhat messy hair and walked towards the stairs: "You are Mi Yin's friend, I will not do anything to you, so I can do it myself."

Dazai watched with dark eyes and raised eyebrows as Yato took away the sleeping Miyin, raised his glass to pay homage to Void, and then sat at the bar by himself, sipping the wine that was too exciting for his age .

Hehe, what about the gods?Let's see.

"Really, I just let you live outside for a few months, and you actually caused such a big trouble. That's a bad guy, a big bad guy. Mi Yin, your vision is too bad. Isn't it good for me to be such an excellent god master? ?”

The young man was thinking all the way, and leaped across the roof reflecting the moonlight, "Well, I am poorer, less lucky, and have fewer selling points, but..." He stopped suddenly, looked down and looked at The girl who was clutching at other people's clothes and didn't know they were being sold, "But, only I can always be by your side, Mi Yin."

"Until you make your final decision, I will cherish you."